Quotes / Fast and Loose

(re. Where would you get a tattoo and what would it say)
Wayne: "I would get one on my left thigh saying 'Welcome to the London Zoo', and one on my right thigh saying 'Welcome to the snake exhibit'."
Hugh: "I see where you're coming from."
(Beat as audience laughs and realisation hits)
Wayne: "I take it back!"

(re. Describe yourself in 3 words)
Humphrey: "Humphrey Like Ham."
Jonathan: "Not good at math."
Justin: "Earth, Wind & Fire."