Quotes / Celebrity Break-Up Song

Robin Quivers: You have a song written about you.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Do I?

— The Howard Stern Show

"If you can get Paul Simon to write a song about you, do it. Because he is so brilliant at it."

— Carrie Fisher

"My God, John, I must have really hurt that girl."

— Dave Coulier to John Stamos while listening to Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette