Riding in the bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed (yeah!)!
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand,
With the perverts in the back.
It was smelling like a locker room,
There was junk all over the floor!
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stopping to pick up more, look out!
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus
There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear.
There's a smelly old bum standing next to me
He hasn't showered in a year.
I think I'm missing a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone!
And I think this bus is stopping again
To let a couple more freaks get on look out
The window doesn't open and the fan is broke
And my face is turning blue (yeah)!
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who.
Well I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door!
There isn't any room for me to breathe
And now we're gonna pick up more!
And the place was pretty packed (yeah!)!
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand,
With the perverts in the back.
It was smelling like a locker room,
There was junk all over the floor!
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stopping to pick up more, look out!
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus
There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear.
There's a smelly old bum standing next to me
He hasn't showered in a year.
I think I'm missing a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone!
And I think this bus is stopping again
To let a couple more freaks get on look out
The window doesn't open and the fan is broke
And my face is turning blue (yeah)!
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who.
Well I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door!
There isn't any room for me to breathe
And now we're gonna pick up more!
— "Another One Rides The Bus" (to the tune of "Another One Bites The Dust"), Weird Al
This is about how my experiences riding inner-city bus lines went as well.
— The Dark Id, after Claire Redfield fights her way through a bus full of zombies and corpses in downtown Raccoon City in Resident Evil 2
"Every time I take the bus, there's some crazy guy no one wants to sit with."
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother, "Subway Wars"
"Bus Wankers!"
—Jay, The Inbetweeners.
Lisa: Why don't you take public transportation?
Homer: Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
Homer: Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
