"You wanna hear a funny story? So, uh, five years ago, I quit performing live comedy, because I was beginning to have, uh, severe panic attacks while on stage... which is not a great place to have them. So I, I quit, and I didn't perform for five years. And I spent that time trying to improve myself mentally. And you know what? I did! I got better. I got so much better, in fact, that in January of 2020, I thought, "You know what? I should start performing again. I've been hiding from the world and I need to re-enter". And then... the funniest thing happened..."
"All Eyes on Me"
"Consider yourself warned: I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn."
"I'm Bo Yo"
"Shit, I got a show that'll test ya kids, then ask one question and that question is: what's funny?"
"What's Funny"
"Dicks and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi, ya know? I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they both taste the same."
"Love Is..."
"If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no."
"Ex-Girlfriend / Racial Humor"
"The books you think I wrote are way too thick / who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick"?"
"From God's Perspective"
"Jews and Hindus argue day and night / over what they think is true / but no one entertains the thought / that maybe God does not believe in you."
"From God's Perspective"
"Me, with my strange choice of adjectives. You, with your muscular teeth and clockwise vagina."
"Poems"
"We all suck, but love can make us suck less."
"Lower Your Expectations"
"Original does not mean good."
Make Happy
