Dilbert: Do you think I should grow a beard while unemployed?
Dogbert: That's a great idea, a beard sends a message about who you are. I assume you already have a shopping cart and filthy rags.
— Dilbert
Mommy, something is wrong with Dad I think
He's acting weird again, he's really beginning to scare me
Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me
— Eminem "Déjà Vu"
Marc Antony: (snapping Vorenus from his depression) Look at the fucking state of you.
Pullo: It's mourning dress sir.
Marc Antony: Mourn? You may well mourn. Caesar is dead, and it's as good as you who held the knife...Stand to fucking attention when I'm talking to you!
— Rome
"Shaving is often almost the first thing to go, with a gentleman or a wealthy eccentric who is really letting himself go to pieces."
Xandir: Gee, I'm sorry about your reunion, Hero. Are you feeling any better?
Captain Hero: Somewhat. I've been marathoning college movies so I can live out my memories through them.
Xandir: But it's only been an hour! How have you seen all those movies in that amount of time? And how come you're so unshaven?!
Captain Hero: Fast-forward button and a lack of personal hygiene.
— Re-imagining
of Drawn Together's "Freaks & Greeks"
of Drawn Together's "Freaks & Greeks"