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Qui-Gon: Who are you?
Sio Bibble: I'm Governor Sio Bibble, the Queen's trusted advisor.
Qui-Gon: Advisor? Hmmm. Does he have a goatee?
GM: Yes, actually, he does.
Qui-Gon: We keep an eye on him.

Tenth Doctor: Where are you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and Mara and Time Lords in funny hats and The Master - oh, he just showed up again. Same as ever.
Fifth Doctor: Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?
Tenth Doctor: (thoughtfully) No, no beard this time. Well, a wife.
Doctor Who, 'Time Crash'

I have [a goatee] because it helps you become more artistic and sensitive. Or evil. I don't know how it knows which to do.

Hellooooooo? "Evil Opposite" theme? I'm not seeing it! This goatee isn't just for show, you know!

Lenin had a beard. Gabby Hayes had whiskers.

I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
Evil Overlord List entry #35

Regent: Hey. Monster girl.
Echidna: What?
Regent: When you make my clone, do you think you could give him a goatee?
Regent on the subject of insane copies of himself, Worm

"He is an evil man," [Arya] announced that evening when she returned to the House of Black and White. "His lips are cruel, his eyes are mean, and he has a villain’s beard."

"You can tell he's evil, he's the one in the movie with a goatee."
Brad Jones, Midnight Screenings

"Nice goatee. Kind of rounds out the whole creepy stalker look."
— Justine re Vampire Hunter Holtz, Angel

"Why does everyone think I'm a villain? Is it the goatee? It's the goatee, isn't it?"

Kokichi: What about Kaito? Only murderers grow out creepy facial hair like mustaches and goatees.
Kaito: Wh-What!? My goatee's not creepy! It gives me a glamorous celebrity vibe!

Jack: Here's how it is. You search that site for a way into the Vault. We go there. We get what's inside it. And we use it to kill Lilith, Roland, and ALLLLL those sons of bitches.
Aurelia: No no — I do believe I'll be off before your pathetic soulpatch grows into a full evil goatee, if you don't mind.


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