...a folksong of a fairly generic kind in which (as an English folk singer once observed) a young lady is en route to Maidenhead when she loses her Aylesbury.
— Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchrtt
"Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of a hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity!"
Died at the age of a hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity!"
— Quint, Jaws
Alfira: I don't mean this in a bad way but - are you the real "Blade of Frontiers"?
Wyll: That's what they call me.
Alfira: I've heard so many songs about you. "Endless Blade" might be my favorite.
Wyll: Ah - is that the one with the, er, bawdy lyrics?
Alfira: There's a bawdy one?
Wyll: There is. Though I'm not about to sing it for you.
Wyll: That's what they call me.
Alfira: I've heard so many songs about you. "Endless Blade" might be my favorite.
Wyll: Ah - is that the one with the, er, bawdy lyrics?
Alfira: There's a bawdy one?
Wyll: There is. Though I'm not about to sing it for you.
