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Phineas: Buford, get her outta here!
Buford: You got it!
Isabella: But, what I— (gets bagged up by Buford)
Buford: I've carried a lot of squirming bags in my time, but this is the first time I knew who was in it!

Pinocchio: I was going to school... 'til I met somebody.
Blue Fariy: Met somebody?
Pinocchio: Yeah! Two big monsters, with big green eyes! (his nose starts to grow)
Blue Fairy: (knowingly) Monsters? Weren't you afraid?
Pinocchio: No, ma'am. But they tied me in a big sack! (his nose grows longer)
Blue Fariy: You don't say. And where was Sir Jiminy?
Pinocchio: Huh? Oh, Jiminy? Uh...
Jiminy: Psst! Leave me out of this!
Pinocchio: They put him in a little sack! (his nose grows longer with buds at the end)
Blue Fariy: No!
Pinocchio: Yes! (the buds bloom)
Blue Fariy: How did you escape?
Pinocchio: I didn't! They chopped me into firewood! (his nose grows even longer, and now has a bird's nest at the end)

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