Funny / What Would You Do? (Nickelodeon)

• In one quiz game, Marc accidentally gives out the answer and goes a couple seconds before realizing it.
  Marc: (to camera) You see... if I give them the answers, there's no show, is there?
• In the stand-up episode, the contestant who ducked a pie that was thrown at him. Twice. After finally getting hit by a pie the third time, he's further punished by being put in the pie wash.
• During one game, which is a tickle fight between husband and wife, Marc snarks: "Look at this. Grown people on national TV."
• The Stan's Cola remote where the guy did a Cluster F-Bomb. See the main entry for the transcript.
• The Dudley Do Right skit in general, but especially:
  Marc: (as the narrator) While Dudley was looking for the pie train, ladies and gentlemen, Whiplash had sneaked into town and tied Nell to the train tracks! Why he did this, and what it had to do with this plot is anyone's guess, but I guess it just looks good.
• One question to the audience was whether they'd rather be the front end or back end of a horse costume. One of the audience members who replied back end explained her reasoning:
  Woman: I could use the tail to, uh, fan myself in this hot weather.
  • In the same episode, an audience member is from Jordan. Marc quips:
  Marc: That was a long drive this morning, wasn't it?
• Marc lampshades how silly his job is:
  Marc: (to audience member) Stick those up your nose- (to camera) I don't get to say that more than three times in one show.
• One episode features Nick Arcade host Phil Moore as a guest and at one point he mentions that in order to not be recognized by fans, he would put on a fake VISOR and pretend he was LeVar Burton.
• Doubling as heartwarming, another episode had a show censor who if he were made to laugh, he would be pie and have to leave the show alone. At one point, a cute little girl tries to make him laugh by wearing a silly hat, to which he suggests her putting the hat on Marc, which was both girly and way too small for his head. She did, the man cracked up and he got a pie in the face.
• One challenge had contestants try to match up the correct names to the various celebrities on a board. That's fine, but making it this trope had the men's heads gratuitously placed on the bodies of super-buff bodybuilders with Marc's own body being the buffest of them all.
  • Marc asked one boy to identify the first celebrity, only for his father to whisper the answer in his ear. Marc noticed, so he made the boy pie his father as punishment.
• Marc randomly picked two teenaged audience members to practice kissing one another. Before they could do that, one member told Marc that they were cousins.
  Marc: She's your cousin!? Are you cousins? (the audience uncontrollably laughs) I didn't know that! Wow! I have something I want to say, but this will put us off the air!
• Some cards from the Wall O' Stuff had rhyming instructions for the pie contraptions. One of them instead had "We couldn't think of a rhyme for the Pie Coaster so just go there."
• One contestant got a Wall O' Stuff card which simply read "Pie Marc", and she did just that.

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