Funny / We Must Be Killers

• Lyme buying Brutus the eponymous scented candles meant to make people think of him in "Better than a Boyfriend" as a prank.
  Brutus Fuck me.
  Lyme: They don’t need to. They have this instead! They burn it beside their beds and close their eyes and have sexy dreams about you chopping firewood and carrying them over the threshold of your mountain sex cabin!
• Brutus griping about a romantic melodrama flick being loosely based on his life in "Bring Us Together", as the other victors revel in it. He is particularly annoyed by the film's May–December Romance.
  Brutus: She looks half my age!
  Wiress: Half your age plus seven.
  Brutus: I expected better from you.
• Devon and Misha start a tradition of everyone fighting under mistletoe in "Fighting for the Holidays" and the resulting shenanigans.
  • Misha Mugging the Monster when she tries to pick on Ronan, who acts all worried and flustered before beating her in an Offhand Backhand manner.
  Ronan: Oh dear child. Surely you wouldn’t attack an old man out for a walk with his cane and his dogs.
  • At the end of a conversation they had about them being too dignified for the mistletoe games, Callista pranks Adessa into thinking she's in on it , and as she laughs, Adessa is mad enough at being fooled to get out some mistletoe for real to challenge Callista to a brawl.
• In the, A District Upside Down: The War Fix Fic, Brutus sums up the story's point of divergence and political situation with this good-natured quip.
  Brutus: The Capitol killed me. A group of rebels saved me, same ones that saved you. A different group of rebels recruited Lyme, those’re the ones that tried to kill you. And also Lyme. We can make fun of Lyme for her shitty rebel-choosing skills later.