Funny / Venturian Tale

• The Bird Song.
• The G-Mod Bear NPC video start out normal. Suddenly Venturian freaks out AARGH BEAR! and shoots down the titular bear NPC.
  • The bear family's bizarre naming system too. All the men are named Bobo, and all the women are named Bobo Mother.
• Everything the Toilet Toucher does in the Eevee Player Models video. He seems determined to mess with Jimmy Casket's head.
  • Eevee!Bethany learning Flamethrower.
  Eevee: I'm trying to learn flamethrower, but I already know four moves...
  Papa Acachalla: What moves do you know?
  Eevee: I know Scratch, I know Quick Attack, I know Glare, and...
  Acachalla: Okay, Glare, forget Glare.
  Eevee: Okay. *beat* What's Glare? I forgot...
  • Papa Acachalla: He [Toilet Toucher] screams like a clogged air vent.
  • The Toilet Toucher can travel through the house's toilets. According to Papa Acachalla, his one weakness is a clogged toilet.
  Acachalla: He should have some trouble getting through our house.
  • The Toilet Toucher kills Papa Acachalla, who resurrects as an Umbreon.
  Sally: You can be Ash's Pokémon!
  Acachalla: I don't want to go with Ash, he's a moron.
  Sally: But it'll be fun.
  Acachalla: *beat* Mr Toilet Toucher, sir, please kill me.
  • Jimmy Casket claims to have killed off all of Sally's aunts and uncles when 'Uncle Charlie' shows up. "Except for Sally Betty Jessica, she keeps coming back from the dead."
  Jimmy: Excuse me sir, can I, uh, can I poke you on Facebook?
  Charlie: Sure!
  Jimmy stabs him and laughs maniacally
• In Murder Siblings 8, Venturian, carrying the gun has Bethany (the Murderer) cornered behind a window, both unable to harm the other.
  Venturian:' It seems we're at an impasse.
  Bethany: I see.
  Venturian:' We should make a deal.
  Bethany: I'm gonna eat your gun! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
  Venturian:' Uh, no, let's make a deal.
  Bethany: ...OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
• From their first livestream, we have Goomba and Bethany repeatedly glitching out the Gmod Karts mod, often getting Johnny Toast stuck upside-down in the ground.
  • We also get the spectacle of Venturian and Goomba trying to work together controlling the same character in a horror map.
• The entirety of Venturian Tale Scripted! - in response to people asking if the siblings use scripts, Venturian ordered Bethany to write the most bizarre script imaginable. And it is glorious.
  Johnny Ghost: Yes please, I'm yearning for nom-noms.
• Oh where to begin with The Acachalla vacation home...
  • Tootsie tries to disguise himself as Gertrude, but Acachalla sees right through it and kills him. However, Tootsie then tries to impersonate Sally, and Papa is completely fooled
  • He then does the exact same thing impersonating Johnny Ghost and making them think Johnny Toast is the impostor
  • Billy turns into a traffic cone, and Papa freaks out.
  • A weird old man appears putting oranges in a pot, mumbling things that only Gertrude can understand.
  • Then he turns into a beach ball.
  • A pot is Sally's baby brother
• Narrarator!Venturian during the Zootopia Nick & Judy mod. All of it.
• Venturian and the toilet touchers pure disgust at Sally and slendermans interactions, with toilet toucher being the Dead Pan Snarker
• In the movie theater mod, seeing all of them insult their own videos while roleplaying through the ENTIRE video is sure to get you a chuckle
  • At one point homeless tried to get venturian to skip to the next video, after he says to hold C a multitude of times venturian asks again and he says "You have to hold down C MORON!". It's the tone in his voice that makes you think it's very very REAL
• In the springtrap visits home video, Tootsie once again impersonates Gertrude and this time somehow fools Papa Acachalla, he asks for a kiss and the toilet toucher is heard saying "Oh PLEASE no!"
• In episode 1 of Another Minecraft Tale Jordan claims only two people watch their videos.
• Oblivion Tale, episode 13. Asylum is sent to prison, and how does he get out? He starts a fight to distract the guard, grabs his stuff... and just walks out through the middle of a crowded room.
• Episode 19 has this little treat between Asylum (Venturian) and Owyn (The arena master)
  Ven and Asylum walk into the room where there's an iron claymore on the floor beside Owyn. Ven picks it up and...
  Venturian: You (Owyn) were doing it again, weren't you? You were swinging this thing around, pretending to be one of those Jedi Knights, or something, weren't you? (Drops the sword on the ground in front of him... and this happens.)
• IIII'm an AAAAAAcaCHAAAAAla AAAAND I'm LIIIIVin' IN this HOOOUUUSE!
• The last four minutes of their "Foxy Visits the Farm" video is absolutely gut-busting.
  Venturian: And thus ends the reign of Darth Calculus, from AD-106 to AD-2016. He was one of the most legendary Sith emperors ever to live. And now he died, alone, next to a mid-size Sedan. In a farmhouse covered in blood. And really ugly wallpaper. ...And here is Nick Wilde on the scene! Investigating! And Nick Wilde died. This-thus ends the life of Nick Wilde. Who, in dog years, was 68 years old. But he died, this day, on the floor of the farmhouse with ugly wallpaper and a mid-size Sedan. Behold, the tragic cycle of life... of death. And more death. And even more death. And even the coffee table's dead. We killed the coff-I don't know how we killed the coffee table, but we did. And thus, enters the room a CIA agent! Dressed in full SWAT gear! He's confused, he does not know what happened here.
  Immortal: I'm on TV!
  Venturian: He's not on TV. I'm not filming anything. And there's Freddy Fazbear coming to attack him! And thus ends the life of the CIA agent, who in dog years, was 126. And he now lies dead. In the room. With ugly wallpaper. In the farmhouse with the dead coffee table, and no mid-size Sedan, because it vanished into another realm. Now, Freddy Fazbear dies of a heart attack because he ate too much pizza at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. So thus ends the life of Freddy Fazbear who in dog years was 36 years old. And... everyone's dead. Everyone's dead! Where do you go from here?! Oh—and thus enters Finn, who is lost 'cause he's supposed to be at the center of Star Wars and he wound up somewhere in Southwestern Carolina on a farm-AND THERE'S ANNA! She's another Disney property, and they fight to the death! It's Super Smash Brothers: Disney Edition!
  • The video ends with Batman and a giant, sentient bottle of Mountain Dew walking into the room.