Funny / Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

• Elena's response to Nate asking if she can use a gun.
  Elena: Sure. It's...like a camera, right? You just point it and shoot.
  Nate: Good girl!
• In the cutscene after Chapter 1:
  Elena: Of course I don't trust them...
  (Nathan and Sully drive away in their boat.)
  Elena: Sonofabitch.
• A lot of Drake's griping in Chapter 5 while climbing the fortress.
  Drake: (*after jumping back out of the fortress he spent so long trying to get in*) Oh, you can't be serious. Wasn't I just out here?...
• As Drake is jumping out of a plane that is going down, he recounts how to parachute out of a plane (jump, count to 5, pull the rip cord), and when he does, he goes into full on Motor Mouth and Oh, Crap! mode, counting to five in less then a second, and screaming, especially when he finds out that the parachute has a hole in it.
• A very funny conversation between Drake and one of the guards in the intercom - Drake tries to con them in Bahasa Indonesia.
  Guard: Halo?
  Drake: Buka pintu! (Open the door!)
  Guard: Siapa ini? Bicara Sekarang! (Who is this? Speak now!)
  Drake: Ah, crap...Sialan lo! Cepatan, buka pintu! (Damn you! Hurry up, open the door!)
  Guard: Ah, tai! (Ah, shit!)
  • And the door opens! Drake laughs, convinced of his own genius...and is then greeted by unhappy men with guns pouring from the entrance.
• As Drake is about to go into a dangerous-looking cave, Elena warns him to be careful. His response is "Aren't I always?", which is when he bashes his head against the top of the entrance.
  Nate: Ow! I did not see that!