Funny / The Rise of Renegade X

• Early in the first book, Kat, and Damien's mom, accuse him of giving Kat the cold shoulder even though Kat has his phone, and he has no way of calling her without it.
• Damien finds his mom’s old diary and finds the date of his conception, where his mom talks about being unable to believe who she just had sex with in a bathroom. Excited at the buildup, Damien flips the page and reads "a foil pan and a turkey baster". After a moment of shock, he realizes that his mom tore a few pages out of the diary to hide the identity of her lover, making the sentence jump to his mother's Thanksgiving dinner preparations (complete with complaining about how her mother hates her cooking), with an unfortunate accidental sentence combination.
• Damien's Two-Timer Date, in which he acts as both a villain helping Kat rob a store and a hero helping Sarah try to prevent the robbery.
• Damien's file at the Academy of Evil he hopes to attend says that he may not be evil enough because he let his mother's lab rats go before she could kill them for an experiment. He sourly notes that his mom was the one who got the two of them treating the rats like pets in the first place and that one of the rats bit them after he let them go.