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Illumination Stars
- Hiori tries to tell a cautionary tale about bike safety using a tortoise and a hare. While there's nothing really funny about the hare accidentally hurting his friend the tortoise because he was on the phone while biking, the way Hiori suddenly does the sound effects can be chuckle-worthy:Hiori: Kiki~, don!
L'Antica
- While trapped in a world of monsters with girls that look and act just L'Antica, the Producer frequently hurts his head just trying to comprehend said world's logic. How is the problem solved? Why, with Mamimi's counterpart using her witch magic, of course! That way, he just accepts the logic, no questions asked.
- After giving a heartfelt farewell to L'Antica counterparts, he boards the bus to drive back to his world...only for the engine to stall. Cue a group EHHHHH???!!!
Houkago Climax Girls
- The unit are playing Old Maid while staying in an old school building, and it quickly becomes obvious that Kaho has No Poker Face. The silly way she speaks as she tries to deny drawing the Old Maid is hilarious.
- What's even more hilarious is how she tries to learn from Rinze. How does the latter keep such a magnificent poker face? By focusing her thoughts on what the Producer is doing.
- Even better, Kaho is completely oblivious as to the reasoning behind this method, and announces that she'll try and think about the Producer as well before she's stopped:
Juri: Kaho, you don't need to copy her. Heck, I'm pretty sure that only works for Rinze.- Finally, Natsuha, ever the confident one, offers to teach Kaho how to improve. Problem is, the other 3 girls know fully well that Natsuha's poker face is even worse. Naturally, it's quite obvious Natsuha draws the Old Maid from Kaho, which Juri and Chiyoko instantly point out. Chiyoko's line delivery really sells it.
Alstroemeria
- Taking a break from cooking on the beach, Tenka has her apron stolen by a black kitenote , made worse by how said apron had a letter written by Kaho in it. How does Tenka try and get it back? By attempting to speak bird.
Straylight
- Fuyuko is pissed that Asahi is late, even figuring it's because of something stupid like a bug. Of course, this being Fuyuko, she starts getting worried and decides to dial her number while angrily yelling her name...which Asahi immediately responds to without the need to press the call button.
- Turns out Asahi completely forgot about the meeting and ran over there after previously following a butterfly. Meaning that Fuyuko's prediction was right on the money.
- To cap it off, Fuyuko, realizing that she'd been worried over nothing, could only let out a huge sigh...which Asahi immediately compares to some kind of monster.
Fuyuko: Oh, shut up! You're the one who made this monster!
Noctchill
- Hinana likes the smell of the Producer's coffee and decides to take a sip before he can get a word in. Unfortunately for her, it was quite bitter, so she was not having a good time.Hinana: Now I've got to eat something sweet on my cake...I'm going home now.
Producer: Wait, what?
Hinana: Bye, Producer~. Keep up the good work~♥.
SHHis
- Mikoto proves that she can be a bit airheaded when she has a self-cleaning vacuum cleaner delivered to the office. Thing is, while the Producer had previously said that she could do this, he questions whether or not she's okay with carrying such a heavy cardboard box all the way back to her place instead of just having it be delivered there in the first place. She can only respond with a telling silence.
- What's worse is that she also has a TV screen coming to the office.
Producer: Don't tell me you ordered a washing machine too...
Mikoto: Not yet...! I haven't pressed the accept button, so...we're safe? - In one of Nichika's card stories, Nichika is told by staff that the lesson room is closed due to a broken AC and to let Mikoto know in case she shows up. Nichika spends so long fretting over the optimal way of messaging Mikoto about it that the Producer has time to simply tell Mikoto himself and drive over to pick Nichika up.
Mixed members and Other
- Everyone at 283 Production is holding a Christmas party. What could go wrong? Well, while the producer is away, the members of L'Antica start hearing noises and almost immediately suspect that it's a burglar and relay this information to the Houkago Climax Girls and the Illumination Stars, with all 3 units deciding to band together and deal with the "intruder" themselves. All the while unaware that, it's just the Producer, who becomes increasing confused whenever he hears the idols scream.
- Houkago Climax Girls try to talk the "burglar" out of crime by cooking a delicious soup bowl and writing them a letter telling them to "think about (their) actions." Upon reading said letter, the Producer can only respond with this:
Producer: What exactly did I do?!- L'Antica probably takes the metaphorical cake, with Kogane dressing up as a Christmas tree in an attempt to surprise the "burglar" into submission. A thoroughly confused Producer ends up running out of the office, leading to...
- ...the Illumination Stars startling him right outside the office. At this point, all he can do is beg for them to calm down and listen.
