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This game is the ultimate B-movie videogame experience. As in the ultimate in the brand of cheesy laughs you can only get from B-Movies.


  • Ghost David's Together in Death reunion with Rachel. It's weird, sure, but still kind of sweet in its own way. Then David fires off this gem:
    *cheerfully* "Let's go back to Hell!" :D
  • The traps in “Killer Department Store” can steal your money. Some of these include a coffee can sucking up your cash with an audible burp or jelly turning humanoid and just pickpocketing you.
  • Some of the traps overall can be so over-the-top. One is seeing a cartoon called “Fall Down Bear” on a random tv set. Apparently the cartoon is just so shocking that it counts.
  • Stealing Cashman's remote from the operator of the level he first appears in, and using it to make him kill himself. ("Cashman's on fire!")
  • Failing to grab Randy's brain before you rescue him results in Brainless Randy, who communicates entirely through hoots and grunts. Especially great on Killerman. Watching him try to solve a murder mystery while he can't even talk is just wonderful. It can be seen here.
  • In the rulebook for Woodpuppets in "Woodman Hunting", they show teammates. Ignoring Randy's (which is simply "*&$#@?!"), there's Dosco Takagy's question and subsequent answer via rulebook:
    "Any prize for Woodpuppets?"
    Note: No prize for Woodpuppets.
  • A little while after the Monkiller steals the Horror Monitor at the start of "The Revenge of Worm Queen", there's a cutscene of him using it, and sounding pretty aroused. Why? He's using it to see your character naked.
  • Failing to save Randy's brain before rescuing him turns him into a mindlessly jabbering zombie who's too stupid to use the Horror Monitor for the rest of the game.
  • Just who is the mysterious Killerman? In the deduction scene, one of your options is to conclude that Killerman is... Killerman. And you're right.
    • Another option? You. Picking yourself has the game openly deduce that playing Illbleed has driven you insane enough to commit murder.
  • Everything and we mean everything about Toy Hunter: Cork Goes to Hell. Imagine one of the most bizarre Toy Story parodies you will ever see.
    • The opening which tells the story as if the player is a preschooler.
    • The plot is as follows: Cork returns home from Mexico to his friends including his beloved wife. Only his owner is sick, spontaneously turns into a corpse and is buried with his gal. This means she goes to toy hell. Cork goes to the bar to drown his sorrows in milk until three singing eggs mock him for his loss. So Cork kills them and goes to jail. He breaks out, finds a new child owner, kills them, and gets buried with said child to go to Toy Hell himself. Cork winds up fighting the king of Hell to save her. The demon in question, Zonick the Hellhog! We swear we are not making this up folks!
    • The girl’s name is Sexy Doll. She’s an unmoving figurine of a gigantic-bottomed woman wearing pink underwear in a fanservice-y pose, who mainly just hops around with a cartoony "boink! boink!" sound effect. And characters are constantly saying her name with the most seriousness!
  • One of the final bosses is simply called the “Oh No Man!”
  • The way in which you unlock the true final battle. Eriko fails to save her friends and every time she starts to lose clothing until she’s naked and covered in mud. She goes to the Reynolds museum again where Michael becomes attracted to her and runs into the room. Michael is revealed to be a space alien and is Eriko’s father. Things only get weirder as he gives one final challenge to his daughter to find three mementos in the room while avoiding some final scares. After finding them, Eriko turns the tables by ripping off her head and showing a similar face to Michael which gives him a heart attack. Only Michael doesn’t die but instead turns into a slime monster who tries to kill Eriko. Michael evolves into an Eldritch Abomination for one final battle, all while Eriko is still stark naked for no good reason. The Stinger reveals that this scared her so badly that she's lost her previously ironclad fearlessness and clings to Kevin for protection, who is the weakest character in the game!

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