As surprising as it may sound, even a movie this notorious has its share of hilarity.
- Captain Manzini lends himself to a lot of these.
- This exchange he has with Foul Phil.
Foul Phil: Daddy?Captain Manzini: Not in this lifetime, little pest.- When he tries to send Dodger out for ingredients to use in a spell on the Garbage Pail Kids, only to be informed that they can't get the ingredients anymore.
Captain Manzini: That's 20th century progress for you. We can put a man on the moon, but we can't find the ingredients we need for a magic trick.- The Captain is seen at his piano, trying to come up with a spell...
Captain Manzini: "Rats and thunder, wind and hail \ Send the kids back in the pail."Captain Manzini:: I don't understand it. It's your basic Mary Poppins and it's not working. - While joyriding in the Pepsi truck, the Kids run over Juice's van, reducing it to a pancake.
- When Ali Gator gets cornered by the bikers at The Toughest Bar in the World and they declare that they're going to make him into alligator shoes, Ali shouts "Yeah" before realizing what he's agreeing to and correcting himself with "No".
- Ali, to his horror, recognizing a taxidermied alligator in Manzini’s shop as his cousin Charlie.
- At one point in the State Home for the Ugly, we hear maniacal laughter in the background, prompting an exchange between the two guards.Guard 1: Am I glad I was transferred out of that laboratory.Guard 2: Did you see any experiments?Guard 1: Oh, yeah. Those doctors, they like to hurt people.
