Funny / Terra Battle

• Zan's first job profile describes him as a Stonefolk who spends his free time surfing on lava flows. That's fair, because hey, Lava Adds Awesome. But upgrading him to his third job reveals that he also takes on electromagnetic waves. Yeah, have fun wrapping your head around that.
• Amazora's third job gives her sword-wielding armaments giant grabby hands.
• Ba'gunar's third job profile explains that he claims to value peace and harmony unlike most lizardfolk, but asking him why he abhors conflict sets off his Berserk Button.
  He is paradox personified.
• The high ranking Wand companions, capable of unleashing terrible destructive powers at the push of a button, have child safety locks.