Funny / Spiderdub

• "Becoming a suicide bomber wasn't an easy decision. But in my heart, I know it's right."
  • In this series, it wasn't Spider-Man's fault that Uncle Ben...touched him.
  Spider-Man: He just likes to watch me shower, is all!
• In the Previously on… sequence at the beginning of episode 11:
  Spiderman: (foot gets caught on a train track) Huh? Oh... Oh God! (train draws closer) Oh Jesus! Shit.
  • The scene is made even funnier because this didn't happen in the last episode and has no effect on the current one.
• Spiderman's letter to everyone at the end of episode 13:
  Dear everyone, decided to become hair. Love, Spiderman
  • Ms. Branch's call to the police.
  Policeman:Hello? Hello?........ Hello? Anybody on the phone?!.........HELLO IS THIS A PRANK!? IS THIS A PRANK!? HELLOOOO?! HELP!!
  • The hotdog commercial
  Hot Dog: I now offer myself...as a sacrifice...
  • Jameson's face at the introduction of the Spider-Slayer's purpose: to allow him to have sex with Spider-Man in a variety of ways.
• "I. AM. JAMESON!"
• Episode 14.
  [Spiderman ejects a light from his web shooters. to get rid of a shadow octopus]
  Spiderman: Murrrder!
  Pajama Pat: That octopus had a family, Spiderman!
  Spiderman: I don't caaaare!
  • Episode 14 also sets up a mind-bending, Retcon-induced Brick Joke.
  J.J.: What? What's that? No, I don't need more phones, I already have one! Wait... where did all these phones come from?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Meanwhile, in the remake of Episode 4...
  J.J.: Why, this is magnificent! Parker, look at all of these phones! They're new. Do you like 'em?
• Apparently, J.J.'s father is a giant robot.
  J.J.: His dark eye see all! DARK EYE SEE ALL!
  • This:
  J.J.: Can you see me when I'm going to the bathroom? At night? Do you watch what I do with my hands? I think of you, papa. I ONLY THINK OF YOU!
  [Beat]
  J.J.: I did it! We're safe for now!
  • "According to my research, Jameson is full of shit!"