- "Two fellers is going to the bathroom off a bridge. One of 'em says the water's too cold, other'n says the water's too deep. One of 'em was from Arkansas... Get it?"
- This exchange is good for a chuckle, if only for the sheer bluntness of Karl's reply:Karl: "Mmm, I killed me two people."Frankie: "Was they bad?"Karl: "I thought they was."
- In a dark way, this is what kicks off Doyle ejecting his band from his house:Doyle: Now get the fuck out now before I get too mad to turn back!Terence: What about our instruments?(proceeds to wheel Terence into the front door)
- What Doyle says after Karl tells him he's about to kill himDoyle: To call the police you push 9...1...1. Tell them to send an ambulance. Or a "hearst" if you're going to kill me.
Funny / Sling Blade