Funny / Redwall The Abridged Series

• This exchange:
  Abbot Mortimer: Why are we looking at this drawing? I know what a catapult looks like!
  Constance: We need to know how our weapons work. It's tactics.
  Abbot Mortimer: I know what tick-tacks taste like!
  Basil: Not tick-tacks, tac-tics! Have you gone senile?
  Abbot Mortimer: You can't fool me, Basil! The Senile is a river in Egypt.
• From Episode 3:
  Methuselah: Abbot! Abbot! Hey, Abbot!
  Abbot Mortimer: What is it, Methuselah?
  Methuselah: When did we get this hole in the wall?
  Abbot Mortimer: It's not a hole. It's the piece of tapestry that's missing.
  Methuselah: Oh. When did that happen?
  Abbot Mortimer: In the last episode of this series.
  Methuselah: Oh. What series?
  Abbot Mortimer: Oh for the love of...!
• Pretty much the entirety of Basil's comment special.
  Basil: (Reading comment) "OMG! Matthias is so sexy! I wonder how he'd look without clothes."
  (Beat)
  Basil: Umm... do you have to wonder? Most of the characters don't even wear pants. I don't even wear pants.
• Basil as Borat.