Funny / Red Dead Revolver

• As Red mounts a furious assault on General Diego's train, he meets "Blind" Willy Wilson, who seems unfazed by all that is going on:

  Blind Willy Wilson: Howdy stranger. Sure is a lot of traffic on this here line today. I'm just riding into town to get this here gun polished. How about you?

• Most of Jack's Bond One-Liners
• One level has you sneaking around as Shadow Wolf. This little snippet of Enemy Chatter is downright hilarious:
  Mook 1: I just keep hearing stories about men waking up dead.
  Mook 2: Ha ha ha! "Waking up dead." You are a fool.
• Multiplayer character Cooper is a man who jumped into a barrel during a gunfight and has never gotten out of it. He uses it as armour.
  Cooper: Ain't you seen a man in a barrel before?
• "YOU'RE GONNA BLOW UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAL GOOD, COWBOY!"
• If you mess up drawing your gun during a duel, Red will put his hand up, realize that he forgot to pull out his revolver with a noticeable Oh, Crap! gesture and quickly reach back for his holster to properly pull out his revolver.