Funny / Ready to Rumble

• "Gordie, wrestling's fake." "Wrestling's NOT FAAAAAAKE!!!"
• "The diamond upside down is a pussy!"
• "I am blessed! Praise Him!...Piss off, five minutes are up!"
• Sal Bandini teaching high school wrestling. "Remember, apply pressure until you hear cartilage snap, or they crap in their pants!"
• Sal Bandini fighting off a home invasion by wrestlers in their prime. "Sal Bandini! Wanna wrestle?" And even though he lost, the two wrestlers still sit around crying later from the beating they took.
• "Jesus, look at that grill- I mean, uh, hey son, how ya doin'?!"
• Sal Bandini in the hospital. "My balls are in my throat, my prostate is the size of a melon, and I'm crapping tapioca. I feel like a kid again."
• "I love Jimmy King. You love Jimmy King. We're guys and we're not afraid to admit we love other guys." Punch.
  • Immediately followed by Gordie enthusiastically demanding to be punched as well. Sting obliges.