Funny / Patrol 03

• Shorty effortlessly dodges a monster possessing Carmen's wheelchair, as it repeatedly tries to strike him with a giant fly swatter. He eventually quips, "Gets boring kinda quick, huh?"
  • Not long before, the monster possesses Patrol 03's cruiser and shakes the crap out of them. Although Carmen is unfazed, as she "used to be a dancer".
• When Diabolik possesses Lt. Rhino, he makes him grow into a giant and menaces Patrol 03. Shorty merely draws out a pin and deflates him like a balloon.
  • Molo refuses to divulge what will free Wilfred from Diabolik's possession. Shorty sics Carmen onto him, and Molo is utterly terrified by Carmen's gleefully sadistic response. So what does she do to get the information out of him? Tickle Torture.
  • Pamela leads a smear campaign against the Mayor, as Diabolik wreaks havoc. At the end, Patrol 03 manages to free Wilfred of Diabolik's possession and inflict it upon Pamela, leaving her a complete fool.
• In the episode with the Mayor's robotic doppelganger, Pamela and Molo's meeting ends in the two of them engaging in a food fight, with cakes intended for said robot. Even better, its Edible Ammunition is tested on Bondani. And after her plot is foiled, it relentlessly pursues Pamela into the night, firing off cake after cake.
• Patrol 03's chase of Joe Bull and Hyena briefly and abruptly stops, with both cars frozen in mid-air. Bull asks Patrol 03 for directions after getting lost/confused in their chase, which Wilfred provides. Bull thanks him, and the chase immediately resumes.
• To hide from Pamela and the chef hired for Mayor Walrus, Carmen's wheelchair has a function that disguises her as a vending machine. Pamela attempts to use it, giving Carmen the perfect opportunity to troll her by dropping her coin and then spitting it at her face. When Pamela begins whaling on her, out comes the boxing glove to knock Pamela into the wall.
• If you needed proof that Pamela Bondani is Obviously Evil, look no further than the brief times where she played a computer game. The object of this game was her pursuing the mayor with a giant hammer. And she does this, all with a goofy look of enjoyment on her face. Subtlety is not her thing.
• Another expression of Pamela's contempt for the Mayor involved her attempting to bowl over a pin in his likeness. Pamela struggles with the ball-with several telltale signs of dropping it throughout her office-, and is dragged with it when her fingers get caught in the holes. Adding to this, the pin conks her on the head.
• There's also Pamela's bit of Self-Deprecation, while reveling in the idea of turning Mayor Walrus into a baby before he can accept a medal for his services.
  Pamela: Right! We'll announce that he sucks his thumb and sleeps with a teddy bear. He can kiss that medal goodbye!
  Molo: {meekly} Wait a minute, I still sleep with a teddy bear.
  Pamela: But you're brilliant! This little scheme will make even my behavior seem mature!
  • Molo's ultimate defeat in the episode is priceless. He readies the babymaking chemical to use on Patrol 03, but unwittingly douses himself with the stuff when they drop into his lab. And the trio manage to bribe Molo for the antidote with a lollipop.

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