Funny / Men Drinkin Coffee

Unearthed

• "Twitch Plays Is It a Pit?"

Raven's Cry

• Any time Diaper makes voices for characters in the game.
  "Marcus": "Take this microbrew, Chris. It tastes like the onion." (Judge: "Please never do that voice again.")

  "A chicken": "Hello. I see you are interested in my eggs. You want to see my eggs, but the great thing about being me is that I...am a chicken."

  "You must buy my baguettes! You have no choice!"
  "Raven": "Why the fuck should I do that?"
  "Okay, fine."

  "Hey man, you gon' clear the animals from the brothel? Make a offer you can't refuse!"
  "Raven": "Why the fuck should I do that?"
  "I guess you don't like money or bunny or animals, you pick golden coin, heeerree!"

  "Oh, you have found my secret character, I put him in the game have you to find. He sits here on a mound of goat cheese, yeah."
  "Why the fuck should I care?"

  "Oh, my name is Barrell, who livin' under the goddamn pizza!"

  "Dracula": "Good evening, Christopher Raven!"
  "Raven": "Who the fuck are you?"
  "Dracula": "I am Dracoola, King of the—"
  Diaper (normal voice): "—and then he silently stands there for like, twenty minutes."
  • Even Judge gets in on it at times, like when they go to meet Gunnbjorn Arnason.
  Judge: "Hello, Chris Yaven! I am from France! Would you like to try my new invention, de french fry?"
• "Watch this move! This is a move you've never seen before!" Cue Diaper completely missing both of the ships he was firing at.
  • Diaper manages to overcome that naval battle with a sliver of ship health left. He manages to arrive at his destination...and then promptly crashes into another ship and sinks. Without having saved after the battle.
• During the quest that they're given throwing knives, Diaper tries to throw them rapid-fire, which end up hitting Raven's pirate Red Shirts in the head and instantly killing them.
  • Another gem from the same episode, when Diaper is trying to remember the cryptic combination of buttons to reload his gun:
  Judge: "It's not in the menu, you dingbat! Nothing's in the menu!"
  Major Tom: "And if it is, it's spelled wrong!"

Let's Play Horror Games While Wearing a Fitbit

• From Horrific Horror:
  Diaper: (starts beating up a zombie) "Yo, get outta my way! I got human experiments to believe in!"

Miscellaneous

• From their Minecraft episode:
  • Judge forcing everyone to eat Applebee's steak.
  • Diaper constantly screwing up, to the point where Judge asks him if he can even read properly.
  • One of the challenges presented is a "bowling" puzzle. After a long rant about how he's no less of a man if he misses, Anthony gives it a shot...and Judge promptly places a block in the way right in time.
  • "You Should All Pay Diaper Chri The Respect He Deserves". Yes, Diaper Chris misspelled his own name.
  • And of course, the ending.
  Judge: "NO! Osama killed Santa!"