Funny / Marvel Puzzle Quest

Deadpool VS MPQ

• At the beginning of the event, Deadpool's asking Hawkeye where the Iso-8 stash is so he can sell them all for a lifetime supply of chimichangas.
  Deadpool: Where's Fury? He said I could have all the Iso-8.
  Hawkeye: Iso-8? Since Osborn took over, S.H.I.E.L.D. needs all we can find. Get real.
  Deadpool: What do you mean, get real? We're both in a video game!
• Deadpool continues to talk to the player by giving advice about how to play the game.
  Deadpool: Next time you better match the purple ones more. I like the purple ones. Plus that keeps them away from Black Widow. She's sneaky.
  • Another advice for players when Deadpool encounters the Avengers:
  Deadpool: Pssst. Player person. It's Cap, Thor, and Iron Man. You got all your boosts ready?
• Deadpool does not take it well when Storm chides him for his behaviour:
  Storm: Deadpool, you are behaving like a child. Whatever Iso-8 S.H.I.E.L.D. has, it is a team resource.
  Deadpool: What are you, a communist? Not me! I take what's mine, capitalist style!
• Deadpool found out that of all the heroes that are guarding the Hero Point stash in the Baxter Building, it's Bagman.
  Deadpool: Come on, let's... oh, man. Seriously?
  Bagman: Seriously.
  Deadpool: They trusted you with a big Hero Point stash? No one even likes you!
  • And when Deadpool finally gets to open the Hero Point stash, there is only... 50 Hero Points.
  Deadpool: I went and debased myself fighting Bagman for this? There will be pictures on the internet and stuff. Now nobody will take me seriously.
• A Shout-Out to Scrooge McDuck as quoted by Deadpool:
  Deadpool: I want so much Iso-8 I can swim in it like that one rich duck guy.
• Osborn's H.A.M.M.E.R. goons get the short end of the stick when Deadpool's demanding Iso-8 from them:
  H.A.M.M.E.R. Sniper: I don't think we—
  Deadpool: Stop! H.A.M.M.E.R. time!
• Even The Hood is exasperated by Deadpool's breaking the fourth wall shenanigans.
  Hood: Deadpool, your talking-to-imaginary-friends shtick is wearing thin.
  Deadpool: I'm about to wear you thin, buddy.
  Hood: What does that even mean?
• A hilarious interaction between Deadpool, Ares, and Loki:
  Deadpool: Lo, varlets! The mighteth hosteth of Asgardeth is nigh! Eth.
  Ares: I'm Greek.
  Deadpool: Oh, man, I almost can't resist a stupid pun about how it's all Greek to me.
  Loki: Take it from a fellow trickster - a sly reference to a pun you're not making is just as bad as making the pun.
  Deadpool: Thanks, fellow trickster! I'll keep that in mind. Well, as much as I keep anything in mind.
• Dr. Doom is less than pleased to see Deadpool fooling around in Latveria.
  Dr. Doom: You are trying the patience of Doom...an unwise course of action.
  Deadpool: The Patience of Doom? Sounds like some dork's role playing game campaign.
• The first thing Deadpool comments about Thunderbolts mountain? He likes the smell of oppression and lunacy.
• After you defeat Deadpool for not giving you the Iso-8:
  Deadpool: Okay. Okay. Look. You're the player, I'm the character. I get it. here. You can have a bunch of the Iso-8. Turns out there's not a single decent Mexican restaurant in this whole game anyway. Now add me to your roster. Please? Pretty please? I hate it when I'm just hanging around doing nothing. We're still friends, right?

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• One of the event quests has Iron Man breaking into avengers tower. After some remarks, Nick Fury ends with
  Nick Fury: Can the snark.
  Iron Man: But snark is part of what makes me such a valuable asset.
• Iceman's Build a snowman places a countdown tile that changes the skill to damage skill. Highlight the countdown tile, it will explain this. And slightly below it
  Punch him in his smug snowman face!
• Hawkguy's No Good News makes appear a naked Hawkeye with the naughty bits censored with his classic mask.
• April 1st 2016 players were treated with the announcement of Howard the Duck as a character, the funny thing on a meta sense is that it wasn't a joke.
• Related to Howard, the Webbed Wonder event is a succession of funny moments. Having Spidey hire Howard to find Aunt May already warrants that Snark-to-Snark Combat will be present. And then things get more and more ridiculous, as the two crash a H.A.M.M.E.R. barbecue on Central Park, a Broadway musical financed by Kingpin (with his goons and Bullseye in the cast!), and ultimately find May alongside a former fling who contacted her through a dating app... Doctor Octopus!
  • The flavor text on one of the Central Park missions: "Thrash metal on a Sunday afternoon? Get it together."
  • As Howard and Spidey face down three different factions:
  Howard: I am never spending the day with you again!
  Spider-Man: What? Aw, come on, why not?
  Howard: Are you kidding? Look at all the enemies you made in just one day!
  Spider-Man: In all fairness, most of these folks have hated me for years.
  • Just before the final battle with everyone:
  "A lovelorn Doc Ock, a bunch of failed thespians, and a company picnic gone wrong. This is like the lamest version of the Sinister Six ever."
• Any event that centers around the Guardians of the Galaxy, given they bicker a lot and Rocket still acts as a translator to Groot.
• The Hunt eventually comes down to the Dark Avengers being duped into opening a warehouse thinking Nick Fury is there... only to find Devil Dinosaur.
  • And the hilarious thing is Nick Fury claims that the trap was Devil Dinosaur's idea!
• For the 6th anniversary in 2019, the loading screen had yearbook-like pictures and a related event fighting each of the pictured.