Funny / Jetters Abridged

Episode 1

• Five minutes in.
  [Shiro is staring at part of a machine with a large amount of Hige-Hige Mooks behind him.]
  Hige:... WHAT THE FUCK?

Episode 2

• Shiro: "I found where you live. I kinda blew it up, so I made a new one to apologize. But I still felt bad, so I made you soup. You're welcome."

Episode 3

• The death of Bat Bomber.
  Birdy: Hang on, I got this. Hey, Bat Bomber.
  Bat Bomber: Wha-*explodes*
  Shout: Woah, what happened?
  Birdy: His mind was blown.
  *Beat*
  Birdy: That, and the RPG.

Episode 4

• Near the end:
  Shiro: You know, this isn't the worst mission we've had. At least you're not a cannibal.
  Mole Boss: Nope, two weeks sober.
  Shiro: I'm gonna pretend you said something else.
  Mole Boss: I don't pay you to pretend.

Episode 5

• Shiro flashbacks at the wrong time:
  Shiro: Mighty, no... No! My face is on fire!
  Shout (behind a door): This may be a bad time, but I want my CD back.

• MAX introduces himself:
  MAX: I am MAX, the new member of the Hige-Hige Bandits. Everyone likes me because I'm better than them. That was arrogant, I apologize.
  Shiro: MAX, I like you. Please give back the badge.
  MAX: You're very polite. And clearly disturbed.

Episode 6

• Shiro still hates his job:
  Shiro: "So we've been on Sibulbasaur^note Sibaralu, the ice comet for ten minutes and already we've second-based a bear. Surprisingly, not the worst day of my life."