Funny Moments from Heroes Assemble!
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Funny Moments, Assemble!
- Chapter 37: Harry finds out that Draco Malfoy's patronus is a ferret.
- Chapter 54: Mage is Hauled Before A Senate Subcommittee, which is fodder for several great moments.
- The guards make him surrender his wand, which he does with many flourishes.
With a nod, Harry walked forward, using every ounce of willpower that he had not to reach out and to snap a piece off of one of one of the no-longer-guns that the Marines held and to pop the liquorice into his mouth- The committee chastises him for being late.
Mage: I believe that even non-magicals know that a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.- Then there's his parting statement to the guards about his wand as he's leaving:
Mage: You can keep the rubber chicken. - Chapter 58: Cap is introducing the members of the Avengers Academy and gets to She-Hulk.Captain America: And before you question her name, I'd like to point out that she was given it by Hulk himself. If any of you would like to debate it, take it up with him.
- Chapter 64: The Leader has had it with people not knocking before coming into the room. So the next person who doesn't knock (Mage) gets shot. Good thing his dragonhide cloak is bulletproof, huh?Leader: (with each syllable accompanied by a trigger pull) You. Will. Learn. To. Knock. Before. Entering. A. Room!
- Chapter 90: The Avengers play a big game of Capture the Flag. Hulk…doesn't quite get it.Hulk: *Pokes an opponent, then runs away*War Machine: Um, what?Mage: I told him that we were playing a game. He likes 'tag'.
- Later on, Harry has to track down the Hulk and convince him 1. Harry is not there to tag him, 2. The game is over, and 3. The Hulk won.
