- The Deadpan Snarker Victory Quotes of the XO's are pretty hilarious.(after beating the Spetznaz as EFEC): "Big tanks can't win every time."(after beating the EFEC with JSF): "That's what happens when you take siestas."(after beating the JSF with Speztnaz): "The cowboys are in boot hill."(after beating Speztnaz with JSF): "Boris should lay off the vodka."
- Also, Lt. General Scott Mitchell of the JSF injects a little humour into his briefings:"There are circus bears with more impressive military records. Plus, they can ride unicycles.""The Europeans don't like us on their soil... They were always snobs.""If there weren't a war on, he'd be working in a fast food place somewhere. And I don't mean as a manager.""Your opponent today isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. More like a tool, and probably asking for directions to the shed."
Funny / EndWar