Funny / Civil War (2006)

• The Expanded Civil War hardcover features a script and behind the scenes comments with Mark Millar. The comments are both illuminating and hilarious at the same time.
• When Spider-Man unmasks on television, J. Jonah Jameson realizes he's been paying Peter Parker to take photos of himself for years and faints dead away.
• The Anti-Registration is faced with a proposition from supervillains to team up. The Punisher promptly shoots them dead.
  Punisher [at everyone staring at him in horror]: …What?
• A couple of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents go down to the Everglades to get Man-Thing to register. Man-Thing just stares blankly at them and offers them a toad.
• The entire story of Howard the Duck trying to register (for the perks), only to be rejected because he's been such a pain in the ass to the SHIELD agents of Cleveland they've decided the best thing to do is pretend he doesn't exist, no matter how many complaints they get.