Funny / Aliens: Fireteam Elite

• Staff Sergeant Herrera is good for a few laughs.
  • She has a pool going on if Honniker will be found in one piece or several, if he'll be identified by DNA or teeth, or if he'll be hamburger or salsa (depending on which lines fire).
  • After sending the fireteam through Waste Processing, she might advise them to remember to wring out their socks when they get back.
  • After discovering the Pathogen-mutated xenomorphs, which are an eerie milky white, she drops this gem at the end of the second mission of the Pathogen expansion:
  Great, now we got two kinds of xenos: regular, and con leche.^note Spanish for "with milk."
• Ko is also good for a laugh. . . though usually at the expense of your safety.
  The last group to drop with me left MRE crumbs on the seats. They didn't make it back. I'm not saying there's a connection, but. . .
  Anyone unfamiliar with EVA procedures, raise your hands. (beat) Everyone else, toss them out the back.
• A Challenge Card gives you 1.75x experience for a mission at the cost of dealing 20% less damage, having 20% less health, abilities taking 20% longer to recharge, and stamina taking 20% longer to regenerate. It's name? "Before My Coffee."

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