This is a Drinking Game for Bowser's Minions, we recommend trying this if you don't value your liver.
The Captains
- Take a sip every time C. Goomba does something stupid.
- Take a drink if it causes a problem in the original Superstar Saga.
- Take a sip every time Captain Goomba’s “aura of stupidity” is mentioned.
- Take a drink whenever C. Shy Guy throws a turnip at someone in a cutscene.
- Take a sip when C. Koopa Troopa makes a rhyme.
- Take another if it is followed by wind.
- Take a drink whenever C. Goomba yells.
- Take a drink whenever C. Shy Guy asks if they should ignore The Elite Trio.
Other Characters
- Take a drink every time Private Goomp forgets something.
- Take a sip every time Fawful brainwashes one of Bowser's minions.
- Take a drink whenever someone says the title, "Bowser's Minions".
- Take a drink whenever one of the Koopalings say something snarky.
In Gameplay
- Start drinking when you are on your last enemy and keep drinking until someone kills it.
- Take a drink if your Ranged Troops are being useless.
- Take a drink if a wave ends up 2v2.
- Bottoms up if it's Captain V Captain.
- Take a sip for every enemy your Captain kills.
- Take a long victory drink if your Captain handles 3 or more enemies and the enemy Captain on their own(Trials don't count).
- Finish the drink if it was on the last wave.
