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Fritz Fargo (a.k.a John Simmons)
A tiny firework of a boy, Fritz demands all eyes on him at all times. True fame and fortune would be cool, but this kid really just wants to have a good time.
- Ambiguously Bi: While most of his known partners are male, Fritz has slept with at least one woman since the start of the comic
- Camp Gay: Is flamboyant and is almost always seen with his nails painted.
- Destructive Romance: With Seth.
- Important Haircut: Had one in his teenage years, though it is not clear wether it was of his own volition or compulsory (which could make it a Traumatic Haircut)
- The Napoleon: Fritz is a generally very chill dude, but absolutely does not hesitate to hit someone. Not even Eddie.
Eddie Van Houten
Eddie is hugely skilled in music and full of potential, but is held back by his demure nature. A million dollar heart and a nickle head, Eddie is destined for great things, if he can just summon the courage to move forward.
- Amicable Exes: With Nemmi
- Gentle Giant: Eddie is very clearly taller than most of the cast and is the nicest of the bunch, even if a little misguided.
- Straight Gay: Not even reader could tell at a first impression
Eric Lembertson
Eric is convinced he will be the next big thing, though he doesn’t really know what that thing will be… but it’ll be BIG!
Lars Lembertson
The quieter of the two, Lars simply knows when to hold his tongue and not get involved. He has his own things going on, but also stays by his brother.
Pearl Jamison
Focused and driven, a self made business woman and single mother. Pearl is a deeply compassionate woman, but has very little tolerance for fools.
Nemi Tan
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Nemmi knows exactly want she wants; a rich career, loving husband, wonderful children and proud parents… she just isn’t sure how to accomplish it all.
- Amicable Exes: With Eddie
Seth Morgan
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Highly skilled painter/song writer/poet for hire, odds are you’ve enjoyed Seth’s work many times, but never heard his name. Passionate and volatile, he likes to keep himself busy with work.
- Cool Shades
- Destructive Romance: With Fritz
- Domestic Abuse: Puts Fritz through a lot of it. Both physically and emotionally.
Mona Mona
No drive, no direction, no problem. Mona is perfectly content to coast through life, working only enough to get by so she can spend her time getting high and ignoring her actual problems.
