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B01: Glen Bole

B01: Glen Samuel Bole

Designated Weapon: Binoculars

Conclusion: A weapon might have saved this one, but as it is, I don't think his pull is going to do anything for his odds of seeing endgame. A cowardly bully with bad long term planning? If all he's good for is running, he'll just die tired.

B02: Augustus "Dougal" Mac Dougal

B02: Augustus "Dougal" MacDougal

Designated Weapon: Tomahawk

Conclusion: A cynic, eh? B02's pull may be less cutting-edge than most of the technology he works with (well, in one manner of speaking), but maybe he'll do some cultural exploration and give scalping a go. Too bad he didn't hit the gym a few more times. Everything else puts him close to having a chance.

B03: Karl Chalmers

Designated Weapon: Remington 870

Conclusion: Looks like B03 has a bit of punch to make up for his personality defects. Here's hoping he's willing to take some action himself for a change. There aren't many higher authorities on the island than a shotgun.

B04: Preston Grey

Designated Weapon: Plastic Hammer

Conclusion: Good thing you're so good at treating life as a joke, B04, because that's all your future and your weapon amount to. Tell you what, maybe if you make the punchline good enough, I won't have to add my own come announcement time. That sound fair?

B05: Craig Hoyle

Designated Weapon: Machete

Conclusion: What a waste. Here's hoping somebody worthwhile takes that machete and cuts B05 down to size. Intimidation is meaningless if you can't back it up, and I don't think this guy's got it in him to play super hero in real life.

B06: Nick Simmons

Designated Weapon: Pink bandanna, featuring a love heart on the forehead

Conclusion: Well, at least B06 can keep his hair out of his face now, maybe. Is pink appropriate for the grunge look, B06, or will this hurt your image? Confidence in your masculinity is in, you know. I imagine you'd be popular with the ladies if you dressed decently or washed your hair a bit more often. It's not 1991 anymore.

B07: Benjamin Latimer

Designated Weapon: Sledgehammer

Conclusion: Well, there's hope yet! With that draw, this one could do very nicely indeed. Here's hoping he doesn't disappoint.

B08: Nick Reid

B08: Nicholas "Nick" Reid

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B09: Anthony Rollins

Designated Weapon: Switchblade

Conclusion: Well, B09 has one of the best weapons for making an impression. Here's hoping his cinematic sensibilities let him do something interesting with it. Do you like West Side Story, B09? I hope you focus on putting on a show, because I doubt you'll actually achieve anything.

B10: David Jackson

Designated Weapon: Chainsaw

Conclusion: I'll be pretty impressed if B10 actually manages to make any use of that. Still, he's one who could go quite far, given the right circumstances. Here's hoping he can upgrade somehow, or ply his strength and popularity in some other fashion. Still, if he's properly goaded, I think he'll be one to watch.

B11: Timothy Walker

B11: Timothy Marcus Walker, Jr

Designated Weapon: Ice skates

Conclusion: The office betting pool give this one lower-middle odds. Not one I'd bet on, that's for sure. Still, maybe he'll defy the odds. There are more unlikely contenders. No matter what, I doubt he'll be able to skate his way to victory.

B12: Harold Finston Smythe

Designated Weapon: Dildo

Conclusion: I don't think B12's weapon pull is going to do much for his reputation as a creep, and I don't think he's going to last long enough to make any sort of impact. I certainly hope he won't be trying to give us a show.

B13: Simon Fletcher

Designated Weapon: Two fragmentation grenades

Conclusion: Are you ready to have a blast, B013? I somehow doubt it, actually. I'm predicting an early out. Grenades can be pretty funny, but somehow I don't see you ending up on the right side of any exchange. Oh well. As long as there are explosions, I'm content. I guess I'm just easy to please.

B14: Marty Lovett

B14: Martin Jameson Lovett

Designated Weapon: Le Mat Revolver

Conclusion: If he manages to work himself into the right state, B14 could be one to watch. I don't think he'll be able to control that gun, though. Watching him try, on the other hand, could be most entertaining.

B15: Adam Reeves

Designated Weapon: Louisville Slugger

Conclusion:This one I see going places. That bat, plus his strength and attitude, mean unless he screws up and gets himself killed he should have a smooth ride to at least the halfway mark.

Evil Is Bigger: Stands at an impressive 6'5", and pretty unambiguously evil to boot.
Batter Up!: His weapon of choice, using it to good effect against Quincy and even managing to fight back against an opponent armed with a katana.
Nothing Is Scarier: We never learn what exactly he did to Nicole, but the implications are quite chilling.
Slashed Throat: How Adam meets his end, getting his throat slashed by Nick Reid.
The Bully: Was this as school before getting picked up, making the most of his strength and height to pick on those weaker than him.
The Social Darwinist: Has a twisted view of Darwinism and genetic superiority, making it no wonder that he opts to play without much hesitation.

B16: Quincy Archer

Designated Weapon: Nerf Longshot

Conclusion: B16 better hope he can cheat, because otherwise he's not going to be a participant for very long. All the mechanical know-how in the world isn't going to let him kill somebody with that Nerf gun, and I don't think he's strong enough to use it as an effective bludgeon. But, hey, at least he may appreciate the joke.

Female Students

G01: Paige Strand

Designated Weapon: Kiss of Death (single-shot lipstick gun)

Conclusion: I'll be surprised if this one even realizes that's not real lipstick. Besides, strength doesn't matter if you don't have the right attitude.

G02: Aileen Borden

Designated Weapon: Hockey Stick

Conclusion: I don't think they tell you how to use hockey sticks to murder people in books. It'd be pretty great if they did, though. Maybe G02 can add something to humanity's store of knowledge before she dies.

G03: Sidney Rice

Designated Weapon: War Scythe

Conclusion: Well, let's hope G03 is a decent reaper. She's got the competitive attitude, and cheap shots sounds like a good strategy for staying alive. I bet we see a good bit of her.

G04: Carol Burke

Designated Weapon: A "Carol Channing Sings Children's Songs" Vinyl, First Edition

Conclusion: Well, that was fitting. I think the only bigger coincidence than that raw would be if G04 actually survived past halfway without leeching off anyone else.

G05: Amber Whimsy

Designated Weapon: MP3 Player filled with nothing but Kidz Bop

Conclusion: Sometimes, I just can't think of any way to make one of these situations funnier. I hope I'm not losing my touch.

G06: Janet Claymont

Designated Weapon: Monkey Wrench

Conclusion: G06 would have to be knuts to think she can stand a chance with this draw, though it could be a bit of a wrench for her to find out she isn't as great as she thinks she is. Though she can run, nobody can truly hide, and before long, I'm sure somebody will throw a spanner in the works and she'll wind up screwed.

G07: Anna Kateridge

Designated Weapon: Beretta M 92 F

Conclusion: Well my dear, SOTF is pain and is hurting people, so you'd better get over your scruples in a hurry, or it won't be you using that gun of yours.

G08: Keira Mac Donald

G08: Keira MacDonald

Designated Weapon: Bowie Knife

Conclusion: Well, G08 hasn't a hope on her own, so she'd better pray that she can win some people over, because she'll wind up shooting herself in the foot. Riding coat-tails is better than riding alone into your grave.

G09: April Stone

G09: April Elise Stone

Designated Weapon: Colt 1911A1

Conclusion: It's called Survival of the Fittest. The Fittest isn't a girl who might not survive a cold.

G10: Corrina Landrey

G10: Corrina Susanna Landrey

Designated Weapon: Carpenter's Hammer

Conclusion: Act Miss Landrey, like your life depends on it. With a personality like yours, it most likely does. Beggars can't be choosers, and being choosey chooses dying.

G11: Megan Jacobson

Designated Weapon: Stun Gun

Conclusion: While G11 may have stunning wit, I'll be shocked if she lasts long.

G12: Kari Nichols

Designated Weapon: Invitation to Danya's Birthday Party

Conclusion: Hey now, I don't want any jerks at my party. Who gave her that? Well, it's not too big a worry. I don't think G12 is long for the game. She's competitive, but in Survival of the Fittest competition at the wrong time is just a quick way to get killed, especially for someone lacking in friends.

G13: Jennifer Steinman

Designated Weapon: 1873 Cattleman Revolver

Conclusion: This one might be a contender. I don't think she'll make it, but if she shows her true colors at the right time, she just might have a chance.

G14: Charlene "Charlie" Norris

Designated Weapon: Ingram MAC 10

Conclusion: Hmm... I don't see G14 keeping control of that weapon well at all. I doubt she'll live long. Looks don't matter when your death is required for someone else to live, and a good weapon makes her an awfully appealing target.

G15: Jessica Vogel

Designated Weapon: Jackknife Boots

Conclusion: Well, G15's a soccer player, and that combined with her weapon mean she has the potential to really kick some ass.

G16: Nicole Husher

Designated Weapon: Colt Single Action Army

Conclusion: A girl who wants to put people back together won't be any good at taking them apart. I don't think the gun will do her any good.

G17: Liz Polanski

Designated Weapon: GPS

Conclusion: Hmm... this one may go places if she's as smart as she sounds, especially with a weapon that plays well to intelligence. Still, I don't think she'll amount to much in the long run. You can only get so far without some help.

G18: Sally Connelly

Designated Weapon: Katana

Conclusion: If she's going to panic, I hope she at least makes it interesting. That sword means she should be somewhat entertaining, at least.

G19: Lyn Burbank

Designated Weapon: Pickaxe

Conclusion: At least G19 has a chance at preemptively digging her own grave. I doubt anyone else will care enough to bury her.

G20: Maria Graham

G20: Maria "Animal" Graham

Designated Weapon: Beretta 93R

Conclusion: I can think of some pretty good stress outlets for G20. Maybe popping some holes in her classmates will help her mellow out. In the end, though, I suspect she'll die, fittingly enough, like an animal.

G21: Nichole "Nikki" Campbell

Designated Weapon: Estoc

Conclusion: Well, I don't think G21's going to be able to do anything with that weapon at all. She'll probably be best off just sitting down and hoping her death isn't too painful. Funnily enough, I think that just may be exactly what she does, too.

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