Awesome / Epic Meal Time

• "The TurBacon Epic Thanksgiving": just to one-up the classic turducken, they stuffed an additional two birds (cornish hen and quail, making it five birds in total) into it, loaded it up with bacon strips, put it inside a pig, covered that in more bacon strips and put it on the grill. They sewed the whole thing together, and garnished it with baconators.
• "The Sloppy Big Ben Roethlisberger": after months of entertaining the Internet, they break the 100,000 calorie barrier in a way that only they could.
• The "Meat Car" on Jay Leno.
• "Maximum Mac & Cheese", featuring macaroni and cheese mini-variants of at least half a dozen of their previous meals.
• "French Fry Week" (October 3 - 7, 2011) was Epic Meal Time going up a notch: one episode per day using french fries as the central ingredient, with a 15-pound poutine to end it off on the last day.
  • Repeated with Shart Week, featuring five consecutive days of spicier foods. Woe betide their toilets.
• "Fast Food Pizza Cake" marked Epic Meal Time's one-year anniversary. The meal? An epic Call-Back to their pilot episode, with Tony Hawk appearing to eat with them.
  • "I'll have a hundred and fifty [burgers]." Which he increases to 175, then 180.
• "Turbaconepicentipede" didn't just break the previous calorie count made by the Sloppy Roethlisberger, it destroyed it at more than 800,000 calories.
• Bricks forming, walls rising, the music swelling to a heart soaring crescendo...then silence...then...Cheese Wiz
• In Meat Sub, instead of the usual overblown pre-eating narration, Harley says only two words: "My turn."
• Fastfood Sacrifice, props have to go to the drive-thru man. He had no surprise at all to the amount of food or the revelation that the plan was to "put it all in a dead animal carcass and get drunk." His only qualm? They asked to put a whole taco in their drink. According to Tyler it was "zesty."
• Thanksgiving Care Package. Doubles as a Heartwarming Moment.
• Muscles Glasses X2.
• "Dishwasher Lasagna", for their... unusual cooking methods.
  Harley: We made lasagna in the dishwasher! Steamed hot dogs in the dishwasher! Cooked a bacon and egg sandwich on a (caw!)in' clothing iron! ...And this right here, dawg? This right here is macaroni and cheese in a coffee pot! So don't (caw!)in' come at ME with YOUR cooking sh(caw!), when we're the ones changin' the game!
• The Steak & Egger Sandwich for getting Arnold Schwarzenegger as their guest star!
  • To put it into perspective: They made a steak and egg sandwich, using ostrich eggs, cooked on a tank^note The tank was basking in the hot southern California sun, meaning "so hot out that you could fry an egg" was Not Hyperbole, THAT WAS OWNED BY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER HIMSELF. Who then proceed to do pushups on the sandwich.
    Harley: So, Arnold, did you bring the buns?
    Arnold: Remember when I said that I would bring the buns?
    Harley: Yeah, of course.
    Arnold: I Lied.
    Harley: Oh...well, now we can't make a sandwich.
    Arnold: Remember when I said I didn't bring the buns?
    Harley: Yeah, of course.
    Arnold: I lied. (shows off two extra large buns; Harley and Epic Mook cheer)
• In December 2016, they had a live stream lasting more than eight and a half hours.
• The following week, they broke the 1 million calorie barrier. See it here.

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