Capter 10 Teh Escaep! I hope it's the Real Hogwarts Characters... I hope it's the Real Hogwarts Characters...
No such luck. Linda runs and in one of the few sensible moments in her life, never looks back at the burning Slytherin dorm. She expresses a desire to slit her wrists to Dracola, and finds time to do so. It appears that she died and comes back to life. In another moment of sensibility, she says: "Tose servants are cumming here now...lets use Vampire's cloke of invicibiliti."
They do so, and they escape without interference.
The confuzed servants who went bak to Corupted Self. Corupted self, Hitler, Aizian, and Roanuld Reagan and his son and daughter Neil and Eliza wur pissed. Eliza slapped them, and then Hitler demoted them. And then they sent their Assasins, had their Casters actually use scrying spells, and rounded up some Hot Topic clothing as hostages.
Butt they wur geven anuther chance by the mastermind who had broght Corupted self here. Uh oh. Hogwertz' fate may be SEELE'd [geddit, they're a council of duudz out to taek over tha world, liek SEEL?] That is so unfunny. That said, Megalomainac Seel for the win!
Menwhile, Lidna went over 2 Huffelpuuf dorm, which was reduced to a lot of joined colsets. I Knew It!. '''And then Blaize came out of the closet. [geddit?] Yes, I get it. Way to be more unfunny, Author.
But it turns out to be Britney, who As You Know, killed the real Blaize in Ch. 8. Yay Continuity! She was apparently going to be sent to "Azazdistan" by Dumblydore for her failure but Dumbledor's Alzheimers made him forget. Pet the Dog or Pragmatic Villainy? But nobody knew it was not Blaize because Britney was ninja. I'll take your word for it.
And then Dumblider's Alzheimers made a body for its self as an...ANITSPIRIAL! Gasp! The Author is Psychic! Or he just read this Live Blog, as he was the one who had me create it in the first place.
He then did the evil laughings and maed a lot of students be chagrinned. It laughed in chagrin. It then vanished again and was Dumbliders' alzheimers again. So, Orcus on His Throne?
Linda and the others move to the Griffindor dorm, perferring prepiness to confinement in a closet. Then they have sex, which was apparently not gay despite Blaize coming out of the closet. More IKEA Erotica ensues.
Pale dude returns, no mention of his demon condition or evilness is mentioned. Maybe he became one of Bad Santa's demons instead of Corrupted Self's? he then asks for a fivesome.
They did so, and they all organismed Eww... at once. And then the bulldozer attacked, it had gotten better.
Vampire tries to Kung Fu it, but the bulldozer just shouts the iconic sentence: "You cannot kung fu on bulldozer."
Dracola sed, "Yes two people kan!" He did kung fu on it. Go Dracola! The Bulldozer was a demon and became oen. Lidna got redressed for battle sexily putting on hur clothes, not rippin a single beautiful shirt string or stretchin her pants. Your friends are in danger and you are focusing on your clothes? *facepalm*
They kill the buldozer, but it turns out to be Crab and Gargoyle.
They saw that you know what had just happened and they shouted, "WUT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MUTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS SHITTING IN A BUILDING LIKE TUBGURL!" Huh?
Dracola gets mad and did Incineratio, which killed the two of them to death. They're ashes wur scattered to the winds and there spirits went 2 hell wear Stan killed them again. Stan Lee was visiting Mephisto in order to beat him up for One More Day as he cannot beat up Quesada.
Vampire rocked the fuck out to cover their escaep and Jack Chick II died. Fine enough. What about going to Hogsmeade? Or better yet, London or New York. Then we can have urban action!
((OOC: Finished. Also, sorry for not including more quotes from the original fanfic, I just didn't want my posts to resemble MST's too much. But if you don't think that's a problem, then I'll remedy it once the fic is updated.))
((OOC 2: Good Job, Nick!))
