History YMMV / FaceTheStrange

* RonTheDeathEater: Dumbledore is the BigBad. Yes, that Dumbledore.
** Snape. Not only is he turned into a rapist, he also tries to rape LILY, showing yet again that Dally couldn't give a crap for canon.
*** Edward is a borderline case- he acts like an even bigger JerkAss than his worst moments in ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' and pulls a FaceHeelTurn eventually. The author seems to like him, though... EvilIsSexy, perhaps?

* AlasPoorScrappy: Bella's death to ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' haters, even though she's TheWoobie here.

* FridgeHorror: In ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', vampires had to eat humans to gain {{red eyes|TakeWarning}}. Dally has bright scarlet eyes in every drawing of her. [[ImAHumanitarian How does she keep them that bright of a red?]]

* RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap: This is one of those rare stories where you actually will be ''rooting for'' and ''[[TheWoobie pitying]]'' Bella Swan, no matter what you think of her in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''.

*** Edward is a borderline case- he acts like an even bigger JerkAss than his worst moments in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and pulls a FaceHeelTurn eventually. The author seems to like him, though... EvilIsSexy, perhaps?

* BileFascination
* CanonDefilement

* NauseaFuel

* {{Squick}}

* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: '''Especially''' the chapters after they leave Hogwarts onward.

* TastesLikeDiabetes: Some of the biography and chapter pictures are cutesy chibis. It wouldn't be so bad if it [[SurpriseCreepy contrasted]] [[{{Gorn}} the feel of the story so much]].
** Shadow's song for Dally when she's in the hospital waiting to give birth.
--->“youre my honey bunch sugar puff
--->Hubby ubby umpkins
--->Youre my sweetie pie
--->Youre my cuppy cake gumdrop
--->Shnoogum boogum you're
--->The apple of my eye…”

* UncannyValley: The only way to describe [[http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss251/dallypics/dallyfuneal.jpg this image from Chapter 8]].

* AngstWhatAngst: Professor [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Skellington's]] reaction to finding [[Franchise/HarryPotter Snape's]] and [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella's]] corpses? "Now we will need a new teacher again."

* DesignatedHero: The main characters kill [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella]] because she is being [[RapeAsDrama raped by]] [[Franchise/HarryPotter Snape]], for starters.
* DesignatedVillain: Franchise/{{Ha|rryPotter}}grid doesn't do anything in the story and still suffers a CruelAndUnusualDeath. Also, [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella]], while not neccessarily a "villain" in the story, is still antagonized when she is a [[RapeAsDrama rape victim]].

* DracoInLeatherPants: [[Franchise/HarryPotter Draco]] himself and Franchise/{{S|onicTheHedgehog}}hadow, who are '''nothing''' like their canon selves.
** Hilariously enough, [[InformedFlaw Draco is referred to as "evil" in his biography]].

* RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap: This is one of those rare stories where you actually will be ''rooting for'' and ''[[TheWoobie pitying]]'' [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella]], no matter what you think of her in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''.

* RonTheDeathEater: [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dumbledore]] is the BigBad. Yes, that Dumbledore.

* TheWoobie: ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella]]'', of all people. She loses Edward to Dally, who flops between him and [[Manga/YuYuHakusho Hiei]]. [[DesignatedVillain She has fingers pointed at her for being mad at Edward for liking Dally]], but no one has problems with Dally going back and forth between guys. Then, she's kidnapped by Snape, {{rape|AsDrama}}d, and she dies. The biggest {{kick|TheDog}} of all? After all that, Dally ''chooses Hiei anyway'', making Bella's loss meaningless.

** In Chapter 9, the chapter illustration is a screencap from WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars. It has nothing to do with the chapter at all.

* FamilyUnfriendlyAesop: Hey kids- if you get pregnant at a young age while still in school via a full-grown stranger, you'll be rich enough to buy a mansion and be loved by all!

* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Jack's BiTheWay moment comes out of nowhere and is never referenced again.

* [[HoYay Les Yay]]: Could also double as BiTheWay:

** Duh, I don't know, maybe [[CaptainObvious because you keep trying to seduce him and claim he's yours only to cockblock him]]?

** Hagrid, to a lesser extent, if only for his CruelAndUnusualDeath, especially since he's never shown to actually be helping Dumbledore in raping and is only noted to be his sex partner.
* JustForFun/XMeetsY: ''FanFic/BrewdeningLove'' meets Fanfic/MyImmortal... [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs on drugs]].

** Hagrid, to a lesser extent, if only for his CruelAndUnusualDeath, especially since he's never shown to actually be helping Dumbledore in raping and is only noted to be his sex partner.

* TheyJustDidntCare: Especially after Shadow's birth, as shown by the author lazily shortening names and {{lampshad|eHanging}}ing it.
--->“I have em now,” Bellatricks said through a walkie-talkie to Dum. An dMyst. (abbreviated for faster).

** In Chapter 9, the chapter illustration is a screencap from WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars. [[TheyJustDidntCare It has nothing to do with the chapter at all.]]

* RonTheDeathEater: [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dumbledore]] is the BigBad. [[CoolOldGuy Yes,]] [[TheObiWan that]] [[BadassGrandpa Dumbledore.]]

** In Chapter 9, the chapter illustration is a screencap from StarWarsTheCloneWars. [[TheyJustDidntCare It has nothing to do with the chapter at all]].
** In Chapter 13, Link turns on the television and completely breaks from the plot to [[TakeThat mock a DeviantArt user]] who is placed in the Special Olympics in this story and insulted as "a boy/little girl tansvesite THING on the Telly and it had greasy [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama barack]] hair and a butt chin and was ugly and clearly the most retarded of them all."

* [[TheyJustDidntCare They Just Didn't Care]]: Especially after Shadow's birth, as shown by the author lazily shortening names and [[{{Lampshaded}} lampshading]] it.

* [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs What Do You Mean, It Wasn't Made On Drugs?]]: '''Especially''' the chapters after they leave Hogwarts onward.
* TheWoobie: ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella]]'', of all people. She loses [[RelationshipSue Edward]] to [[MarySue Dally]], who flops between him and [[Manga/YuYuHakusho Hiei]]. [[DesignatedVillain She has fingers pointed at her for being mad at Edward for liking Dally]], but no one has problems with Dally going back and forth between guys. Then, she's kidnapped by Snape, [[RapeasDrama raped]], and she dies. The biggest [[KickTheDog kick]] of all? After all that, Dally ''chooses Hiei anyway'', making Bella's loss meaningless.
** She thought Snape was Edward, so [[NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization the fic tries to make Bella look bad for enjoying being screwed by another guy even though she was blinded and had no clue what was happening]]. Oh, but if Dally goes to Hiei over Edward or vice versa? [[PuritySue She's still a perfect little angel!]]

* TheWoobie: ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella]]'', of all people. She loses [[RelationshipSue Edward]] to [[MarySue Dally]], who flops between him and [[YuYuHakusho Hiei]]. [[DesignatedVillain She has fingers pointed at her for being mad at Edward for liking Dally]], but no one has problems with Dally going back and forth between guys. Then, she's kidnapped by Snape, [[RapeasDrama raped]], and she dies. The biggest [[KickTheDog kick]] of all? After all that, Dally ''chooses Hiei anyway'', making Bella's loss meaningless.

* BlackHoleSue: Everyone drops anything if anything happens with Dally and later [[GodModeSue baby Shadow]]. Also, every male wants to get into Dally's pants, [[{{Squick}} human or otherwise]].

* DesignatedVillain: [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hagrid]] doesn't do anything in the story and still suffers a CruelAndUnusualDeath. Also, [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella]], while not neccessarily a "villain" in the story, is still antagonized when she is a [[RapeAsDrama rape victim]].

* DracoInLeatherPants: [[Franchise/HarryPotter Draco]] himself and [[SonicTheHedgehog Shadow]], who are '''nothing''' like their canon selves.

* FridgeHorror: In ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', vampires had to eat humans to gain [[RedEyesTakeWarning red eyes]]. Dally has bright scarlet eyes in every drawing of her. [[ImAHumanitarian How does she keep them that bright of a red?]]
* GaryStu[=/=]GodModeSue: Baby Shadow, who makes [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Renesmee]] look like a realistic infant.

* LesYay: Could also double as BiTheWay:

* MarySue: Dally, naturally. She's a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]], a witch, has [[Franchise/XMen mutant]] powers, every boy wants to get into her pants, everyone loves her, her mother is ComicBook/{{Mystique}}, and her [[GodModeSue son]] is perfect in every way. She's [[BlackHoleSue Black hole]] [[RelationshipSue Relationship]] [[JerkSue Jerk Sue]], used so that the author can [[MyGirlIsASlut bang every guy in]] [[AuthorAppeal every fandom she knows about]].
** Her biography even says under powers: "[[OurVampiresAreDifferent Vampire powers]], witch powers, [[HealingHands can heal wounds fast]] [[FromBadToWorse (more to come)]]"

** The vast majority of the RougeAnglesOfSatin and [[{{Narm}} Narmy]] quotes became memetic on the forums, and to a lesser extent on some other sites.

* PossessionSue: [[YuYuHakusho Hiei]] is twisted into a [[ChivalrousPervert sex-hungry]] LoveInterest who lives to screw [[MarySue Dally]].
* PuritySue: [[AuthorAvatar Dally]] can do no wrong and is loved by all.
* RelationshipSue: Dally as the stand-in, vicariously-living-through variety, who is a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot vampire witch]] who is [[PuritySue loved by all]]. For the perfect significant other flavor, there's [[YuYuHakusho Hiei]], who has been derailed into a personified sex toy.

* RonTheDeathEater: [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dumbledore]] is the BigBad. [[CoolOldGuy Yes]], [[TheObiWan that]] [[BadassGrandpa Dumbledore]].

* MarySue: Dally, naturally. She's a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]], a witch, has [[Franchise/{{X-Men}} mutant]] powers, every boy wants to get into her pants, everyone loves her, her mother is [[ComicBook/{{X-Men}} Mystique]], and her [[GodModeSue son]] is perfect in every way. She's [[BlackHoleSue Black hole]] [[RelationshipSue Relationship]] [[JerkSue Jerk Sue]], used so that the author can [[MyGirlIsASlut bang every guy in]] [[AuthorAppeal every fandom she knows about]].

** In Chapter 13, Link turns on the television and completely breaks from the plot to [[TakeThat mock a DeviantArt user]] who is placed in the Special Olympics in this story and insulted as [[DudeNotFunny "a boy/little girl tansvesite THING on the Telly and it had greasy]] [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama barack]] [[DudeNotFunny hair and a butt chin and was ugly and clearly the most retarded of them all."]]

* DudeNotFunny: Sprinkled throughout the fic, but this one stands out even then:
--->They tuned it on and the Special Olympics was on. There was a boy/little girl tansvesite THING on the Telly and it had greasy barack hair and a butt chin and was ugly and clearly the most retarded of them all. It was flopping around like a crazy penis because it’s the most retardedest and cant right write.
** The author goes out of the way to be offensive. The groups of people she's offended include but are probably not limited to: homosexuals, Jews, black people, the mentally and physically disabled, women, men, all humans ever, etc. The remarks she makes in being offensive are often attempts at humor, which makes it worse.

* NoYay: Among Dally's "dream cast" in the {{Maury}} portion is Shadow. It's never clarified whether it's her son or the hedgehog, but considering the latter was KilledOffForReal...

--->Della was at a lost for words. She was a virgin and did not know about dicks and '''it was her first time having a penis.'''

** In Chapter 13, Link turns on the television and completely breaks from the plot to [[TakeThat mock a DeviantArt user]] who is placed in the Special Olympics in this story and insulted as [[DudeNotFunny "a boy/little girl tansvesite THING on the Telly and it had greasy]] [[BarackObama barack]] [[DudeNotFunny hair and a butt chin and was ugly and clearly the most retarded of them all."]]