History Webvideo / DiamandaHagan

** Playing "AlsoSprachZarathustra", and then cutting to a scene from ''{{Spaceballs}}'' wherein a timpanist is playing the appropriate part of the music.

** ''WesternAnimation/HeavyMetal'' with TheNostalgiaCritic.

** With [[BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]], ApolloZHack and CinWicked, where she possesses their bodies to review 1930s exploitation movies.
** She teams up with TheFilmRenegado to review JesusChristVampireHunter.
** She has two crossovers with her RealLife fiancée TheOmega, one of them being a review of ''Taint'', the other of ''Butch Jamie''.
** She teams up with [[Website/TheAgonyBooth Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack]] to review Film/{{Antichrist}}.
** She reviews ''Film/{{Virus}}'' together with JoshuaTheAnarchist.
** She reviews ''TheTrollHunter'' together with TheOmega and [[WarningReadersAdvisory Derek the Bard]].
** She reviews "Zombeak" with JewWario and "Eat the Schoolgirl" with [[BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]], both done at Magfest.
** She reviews ''{{Bal-Sagoth}}'' with [[FrothyPintOfMetal Happy Viking]].
** And she also did WesternAnimation/HeavyMetal with TheNostalgiaCritic.

* DistractedByTheSexy: She's intrigued by a shot of the blond escapee running from ''TurkeyShoot''

-->'''Diamanda:''' "In fact it's a lot of not like that bit in True Lies."

-->'''Diamanda''': Yes, whenever I hear that generic Middle Eastern music and I see the massive gigantic golden tit that is the dome of the rock I think to myself, "Hmm, perhaps we're in Strasburg!"
** Comments that the title character in {{Condorman}} jumps off the actual [[{{TropeNamer}} Eiffel Tower]] into the Seine river without being arrested.

* FailOSuckyname: When she realizes that a character is really called Doctor Munger she goes, "You poor, poor man."

** And she also did HeavyMetal with TheNostalgiaCritic.

[[http://diamandahaganlecherbitch.blip.tv/ Diamanda Hagan]] is a Northern Irish EvilOverlord who moonlights as a film critic and host of ''Diamanda Hagan: Lecher Bitch''. She mostly reviews bad movies, but has also done a recap/review of the series ''BoneKickers'', ''Urban Gothic'' and ''AdamAdamantLives''; ''Twatty Who Reviews'', focusing on the worst episodes of ''Series/DoctorWho'', and the ''Homeless Bsterrd Theatre Reviews'' starring Aleister D. Homelesssb’sterrd. This is similar to [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Bum Reviews]], but focusing on theater (she even describes him as a distant cousin of Chester A. Bum).

* MemeticBadass: [[InUniverse She]] builds the protagonist of ''TheStoryOfRicky'' as one.

* RapeAsComedy:
** In one review she threatens to rape one of the minions and every male in his family until the year 3000.
** "Cunnilingus time!"
** Played with in the ''Eat The Schoolgirl'' review, where she demands that [[BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] make a rape scene in the movie funny, and the best he can come up with is playing the theme song from ''{{Jem}}'' over it. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Diamanda is horrified.]]
*** Granted, given her hints in her ''The Truth About Demons'' review, she could have been horrified for totally different reasons.
*** The gag gets a CallBack later on in the review, when it's proven that [[StreetFighter Guile's theme]] ''doesn't'' [[MemeticMutation go with everything.]]

* HypocriticalHumour: She does this all the time to illustrate a point. Very well, usually.

** There's a caption during the ''Left Behind'' review to stress that a {{padding}} scene of the main character looking over a balcony is this length in the actual movie.

[[http://diamandahaganlecherbitch.blip.tv/ Diamanda Hagan]] is a Northern Irish reviewer and host of ''Diamanda Hagan: Lecher Bitch''. She mostly reviews bad movies, but has also done a recap/review of the series ''BoneKickers'', ''Urban Gothic'' and ''AdamAdamantLives''; ''Twatty Who Reviews'', focusing on the worst episodes of ''Series/DoctorWho'', and the ''Homeless Bsterrd Theatre Reviews'' starring Aleister D. Homelesssb’sterrd. This is similar to [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Bum Reviews]], but focusing on theater (she even describes him as a distant cousin of Chester A. Bum).

** Harry Russo in ''Necromaniac''; he goes beyond his typical HeManWomanHater status established in Schitzopheniac and goes on MelGibson-like rants about Black and Jewish people. Hagan isn't impressed.

* PerverseSexualLust: Has a major thing for MarzGirl.

** In his ''{{Hairspray}}'' review, [[Gomer the Ranting Thespian]] refers to her as an "insane [[FinalFantasyVI Kefka]] ripoff".

** In his ''{{Hairspray}}'' review, Gomer the Ranting Thespian refers to her as an "insane [[FinalFantasyVI Kefka]] ripoff".

** She appeared in TheNostalgiaChick's review of ''TheLittleMermaid'', promoting violence against merfolk.

[[http://diamandahaganlecherbitch.blip.tv/ Diamanda Hagan]] is a Northern Irish reviewer and host of ''Diamanda Hagan: Lecher Bitch''. She mostly reviews bad movies, but has also done a recap/review of the series ''BoneKickers'', ''UrbanGothic'' and ''AdamAdamantLives!''; ''Twatty Who Reviews'', focusing on the worst episodes of ''Series/DoctorWho'', and the ''Homeless Bsterrd Theatre Reviews'' starring Aleister D. Homelesssb’sterrd. This is similar to [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Bum Reviews]], but focusing on theater (she even describes him as a distant cousin of Chester A. Bum).

[[http://diamandahaganlecherbitch.blip.tv/ Diamanda Hagan]] is a Northern Irish reviewer and host of ''Diamanda Hagan: Lecher Bitch''. She mostly reviews bad movies, but has also done a recap/review of the series ''BoneKickers''; ''Twatty Who Reviews'', focusing on the worst episodes of ''Series/DoctorWho'', and the ''Homeless Bsterrd Theatre Reviews'' starring Aleister D. Homelesssb’sterrd. This is similar to [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Bum Reviews]], but focusing on theater (she even describes him as a distant cousin of Chester A. Bum).

** After Diamanda remarks how much an actor in ''Apocalypse'' looks like [[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]], there are cameos by Spoony, Dr. Insano and a Spoony clone, Christian Spoony.

** In ''Gwendoline'' during Willard's BigDamnHeroes moment, Hagan starts doing an impersonation of [[ProWrestling The Ultimate Warrior]] complete with mentions of [[TheSpoonyExperiment destrucity and skronk.]]

** During the ''Biggles'' review, Aleister does a parody of TheManYourManCouldSmellLike.

* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: There's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it bit of uncensored fellatio in the ''Raspberry Reich'' review, partially obscured by a fade-wipe.
** And in her "starbooty" review one charecter in the film was [[Stripperific wearing nothing but what can only be described as a fishnet]] and her nipples were partially visible without any censorship.

** Tries using her 'godly' powers to turn Intermedio into 90 minutes of AlysonHannigan having sex with every single woman she finds attractive in order of attractiveness. Sadly, this doesn't work. She also kills a man because Amber Benson's character in the movie doesn't do anything remotely [[InsistentTerminology lesbonic]].
* GodIsInept: Observes this in Left Behind, stating that mass chaos would ensue due to the rapture, including abandoned pets, major traffic pile-ups, and the fact that he's leaving all of your loved ones who have sinned to ''battle the antichrist''. She then goes on to demonstrate that it's worse than her regular antics.

* HalfwayPlotSwitch: ''Gwendoline'' has an unusual shift from adventure to porn. She even remarks that the GenreShift in FromDuskTillDawn has nothing on this one.

** In ''Memory Run'' after the GenderBender male begins to [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman feel their recently acquired breasts]] she quips the film should have been called Mammary run.
** When watching CondorMan after Woody lands in the river seine, she remarks he is literally "in-seine"

* LightningCanDoAnything: Specifically, being struck by lightning sends you to 1917. Even when you're indoors!

* MamaBear: On the "Your Reviews" sections of TGWTG forums, she will often encourage and give helpful advice to those struggling to find a voice. When anyone starts heavily criticizing those people or her colleagues, she will come down on them hard.

* MonsterClown: She dresses like a DistaffCounterpart to Heath Ledger's Joker.
** In his Hairspray review, Gomer the Ranting Thespian refers to her as an "insane [[FinalFantasyVI Kefka]] ripoff".

* MysteriousPast: It's strongly hinted in the ''The Truth About Demons'' review that Hagan was once Jerrica from {{Jem}}.

* NoIndoorVoice: Whenever she gets worked up, which given the quality of most of the films she reviews, is often.

** There's a caption during the ''Left Behind'' review to stress that a padding scene of the main character looking over a balcony is this length in the actual movie.

** Uses a caption saying "As originally edited" numerous times in her review of ''Intermedio''
** During the ScoobyDoobyDoors chase scene in ''Gwendoline'' she states that the only change she made to the scene was adding Yakety sax.
** The review of ''Gayniggers From Outer Space'' features an "[=I DID NOT ADD THIS MUSIC=]" disclaimer on a scene which features the theme from {{SWAT}}.
* NukeEm: In a crossover appearance on [[{{BrowsHeldHigh}} Brows Held High]], Hagan nukes every city called Visalia on the planet. This is because {{KenPark}} was set in Visalia.

* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Harry Russo in Necromaniac; he goes beyond his typical HeManWomanHater status established in Schitzopheniac and goes on MelGibson-like rants about Black and Jewish people. Hagan isn't impressed.
** a DefiedTrope with Hagan herself.

* RapeAsComedy: In one review she threatens to rape one of the minions and every male in his family until the year 3000.

** Played with in the ''Eat The Schoolgirl'' review, where she demands that [[BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] make a rape scene in the movie funny, and the best he can come up with is playing the theme song from {{Jem}} over it. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Diamanda is horrified.]]

* RunningGag

** After some [[HollywoodScience dubious science]] in a film cutting to a doctored clip from HotShotsPartDeux saying "Science! It's fantastic!"

** During her review of TheStoryOfRicky there's "Ricky: The Homosexual years"
** Singing "dr-dr-dr-drama" to the tune of the Ride of the Valkyries.

** The Series/DoctorWho clip mentioned under ShoutOut, about the size of a spaceship, gets used whenever talking about [[BiggusDickus large penises]].
** Playing "Also Sprach Zarathustra", and then cutting to a scene from ''{{Spaceballs}}'' wherein a timpanist is playing the appropriate part of the music.

* SarcasticClapping: A 45-second long montage of clapping when a character has a breakdown in ChoppingMall

** She spends a good portion of her ProjectMillion review panning an [[{{EarlyInstallmentWeirdness}} early, lower budget version of herself]].

*** She remarks that Bosco's own minions appear to have the life expectancy of a SpinalTap drummer.
** When Ilsa is playing with a dildo she cuts to an infamous clip from Series/DoctorWho of Jamie and The Doctor discussing the size of a spaceship.
** As a character is being burnt alive in ''Turkey Shoot'' the "toasty" sound clip from Mortal Kombat is dubbed in.
*** From the same review, after one of the prisoners gets run over she cuts to footage from Deathrace 2000.
** She fond of using footage from BrainDead, TheDayToday, and AnotherGayMovie in most of her reviews.

** During the Biggles review, Aleister does a parody of TheManYourManCouldSmellLike.

** Between seasons she did a series of special reviews based on QuantumLeap.

* ShirtlessScene: A minion has one in the ''The Dragon Lives Again'' review.

** There's a caption during the ''Left Behind'' review to stress that a {{Padding}} scene of the main character looking over a balcony is this length in the actual movie.

** She's notably disappointed when a lesbian scene is cut short in ''Turkey Shoot''.
-->'''Diamanda''': I wanted to see [[RapeIsOkayWhenItsFemaleOnFemale naked lesbian crossbow rape]]!