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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Chuck Norris can play the "Name Game".
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-[[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TVTropes won't ruin Chuck Norris' life.]]

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-[[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife ->''[[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TVTropes won't ruin Chuck Norris' life.]]]]''
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-[[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TVTropes won't ruin Chuck Norris' life.]]
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[[http://chucknorrisfacts.com Found here,]] until the site disappeared.

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[[http://chucknorrisfacts.com Found here,]] until [[https://chucknorrisfacts.net/ Click here for the site disappeared.website]].
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* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: "Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? Because his chin was less manly than Creator/BruceCampbell's."
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* BornLucky: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a staircase on Friday the 13th. The next morning he won the lottery.
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* WorthyOpponent: Mr. T and Segata Sanshiro.
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* WrongRestaurant: Orders Whoppers from [=McDonalds=]. He usually gets them, but when denied, he kicks the place so hard it becomes a Taco Bell.
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* AsskickingEqualsAuthority: America is not a democracy. It is a Chucktatorship.
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'''[[Creator/ChuckNorris Booker]]''': Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain... the cobra died.

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'''[[Creator/ChuckNorris Booker]]''': Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain... [[BaitAndSwitchComment the cobra died.died]].
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** A StrawFeminist once invited Chuck Norris to her house and challenged him to a duel. Not even 5 minutes later, he left her house with a [[StayInTheKitchen sandwich and his shirt ironed]].

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''"Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience."''\\


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* NearDeathExperience: Inverted. [[TheGrimReaper Death]] once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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* PreAssKickingOneLiner: Ask Chuck Norris what time it is and he'll always say "Two seconds till." When you ask "Two seconds till ''what''?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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* PreAssKickingOneLiner: PreAsskickingOneLiner: Ask Chuck Norris what time it is and he'll always say "Two seconds till." When you ask "Two seconds till ''what''?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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* MoreDakka: Chuck Norris can fire five machine guns at the same time - one in [[DualWielding each hand]], one in [[ArmedLegs each foot]], and he roundhouse kicks the fifth into the air so it sprays bullets in all directions.

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* MoreDakka: Chuck Norris can fire five machine guns at the same time - one in [[DualWielding [[GunsAkimbo each hand]], one in [[ArmedLegs each foot]], and he roundhouse kicks the fifth into the air so it sprays bullets in all directions.



* NothingIsScarier: [[DefiedTrope Defied]]. When Chuck Norris learned that [[LiteralMinded nothing can kill him]], he tracked down nothing and killed ''it''.

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* NothingIsScarier: [[DefiedTrope Defied]]. When Chuck Norris learned that [[LiteralMinded [[LiteralMetaphor nothing can kill him]], he tracked down nothing and killed ''it''.
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** In his appearance in ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', this actually happens to him courtesy of ''Advertising/SegataSanshiro''. He comes out just fine, however.

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** In his appearance in ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', this actually happens to him Chuck courtesy of ''Advertising/SegataSanshiro''.''Advertising/SegataSanshiro'' (Whom is widely considered to be the one man who can match him). He comes out just fine, however.
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** In his appearance in ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', this actually happens to him courtesy of ''Advertising/SegataSanshiro''. He comes out just fine, however.
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* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Subverted. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. Although it didn't really sound bad, it still had to be renamed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Subverted. Downplayed. There used to be a street bridge named after Chuck Norris. Although it didn't really sound bad, it still had to be renamed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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* InsaneTrollLogic:

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* InsaneTrollLogic:KillEmAll: The dinosaurs weren't killed by a meteor; Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
* LamarckWasRight: Chuck Norris fathered [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greatest_Generation the Greatest Generation]]. That's why they were so tough.
* LanternJawOfJustice[=/=]MultiArmedAndDangerous: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
* LightEmUp: Chuck Norris can cast [[Franchise/HarryPotter Patronus]]. His Patronus' form? Neville Longbottom.
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* KillEmAll: The dinosaurs weren't killed by a meteor; Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
* LamarckWasRight: Chuck Norris fathered [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greatest_Generation the Greatest Generation]]. That's why they were so tough.
* LanternJawOfJustice[=/=]MultiArmedAndDangerous: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
* LightEmUp: Chuck Norris can cast [[Franchise/HarryPotter Patronus]]. His Patronus' form? Neville Longbottom.
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* AluminumChristmasTrees: In actual fact, someone ''was'' once bitten by a cobra, only for the snake to die instead, years before these Facts began to circulate: [[Wrestling/RandySavage Macho Man Randy Savage]] during his feud with [[Wrestling/JakeRoberts Jake "the Snake" Roberts]]. The cobra was, admittedly, devenomed.
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* MemeticBadass: [[InvokedTrope The whole purpose]] of the site is to make jokes about how Chuck Norris is BadAss.

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* MemeticBadass: [[InvokedTrope The whole purpose]] of the site is to make jokes about how Chuck Norris is BadAss.badass.
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* MemeticBadass: [[InvokedTrope The whole purpose]] of the site is make jokes about how Chuck Norris is badass.

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* MemeticBadass: [[InvokedTrope The whole purpose]] of the site is to make jokes about how Chuck Norris is badass.BadAss.

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* BeyondTheImpossible: Chuck Norris expected UsefulNotes/TheSpanishInquisition, which says something about his abilities. For other examples, see the other tropes. The nutshell is "It's only impossible until Chuck Norris tries."

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* BeyondTheImpossible: BeyondTheImpossible:
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Chuck Norris expected UsefulNotes/TheSpanishInquisition, which says something about his abilities. For other examples, see the other tropes. The nutshell is "It's only impossible until Chuck Norris tries.""
** He also found the end of a rainbow. At night.


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* KillEmAll: The dinosaurs weren't killed by a meteor; Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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[[http://chucknorrisfacts.com Found here.]]

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[[http://chucknorrisfacts.com Found here.]]here,]] until the site disappeared.

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* MemeticBadass: [[InvokedTrope The whole purpose]].
* {{Mordor}}: Chuck Norris [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings simply walks into it]].

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* MemeticBadass: [[InvokedTrope The whole purpose]].
* {{Mordor}}:
purpose]] of the site is make jokes about how Chuck Norris [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings simply walks into it]].is badass.

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* TheImmune[=/=]OurZombiesAreDifferent: Chuck Norris was bitten by a zombie. He's fine, while the zombie has turned into Chuck Norris' clone, instead.


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* RussianReversal: When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie. The zombie turns into Chuck Norris, instead.
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* {{Mordor}}: Chuck Norris [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings simply walks into it]].
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* SuperSense: Chuck Norris ''can'' [[MemeticMutation see]] Wrestling/JohnCena when {{Muggles}} can't.

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* SuperSense: SuperSenses: Chuck Norris ''can'' [[MemeticMutation see]] Wrestling/JohnCena when {{Muggles}} can't.

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* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Chuck Norris did and Cthulhu died.



* InvisibleToNormals: Chuck Norris ''can'' [[MemeticMutation see]] Wrestling/JohnCena when {{Muggles}} can't.


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* SentientCosmicForce: Chuck Norris appears in every ''Franchise/StarWars'' media, from both ''[[Franchise/StarWarsLegends Legends]]'' and [[Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse canon]]. He is the Force itself.


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* SuperSense: Chuck Norris ''can'' [[MemeticMutation see]] Wrestling/JohnCena when {{Muggles}} can't.
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* NothingIsScarier: [[DefiedTrope Defied]]. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing and killed ''it''.

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* NothingIsScarier: [[DefiedTrope Defied]]. When Chuck Norris learned that [[LiteralMinded nothing can kill him, him]], he tracked down nothing and killed ''it''.

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