History WMG / TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames

[[WMG: Ushrom is IMMeen, prior to a StartOfDarkness.]]

[[{{Wikipedia}} Some argue]] that TheDevil is the BigBad IRL, [[InformedAttribute though you'd never know by his actual actions.]] Ganon is the BigBad in VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda, so he's a stand-in for TheDevil. In these games, you ThrowTheBookAtHim to defeat him. Hell is a Pit that burns.

Some of those minions ''were'' really dangerous, when you analyze them; for example, Gibdo and Goronu both planned to resurrect the dead and enslave or kill the living, Glutko and Omfak were huge gluttons that plan to eat everyone and everything, respectively, and Lupay and Harlequin enslaved those that were unable to pay their debts to them.

[[WMG: There are very good reasons why TheyJustDidntCare.]]

* [[TheAdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS!]]

* Armenians call their country HAYastan, and themselves "HYE", pronounced the same way as the "Hy" in Hyrule, adding another layer to this theory.

* For proof of him making it up, play ''SuperSmashBrothers Melee.''

* So this is like ''LinksAwakening'', except Link is really hallucinating while [[spoiler:floating on a shred of wood in the middle of the ocean?]] Would explain a lot.

* ...[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinkToThePast Agahnim all over again!]]

My guess: A fake King of Hyrule who looks exactly like the CDI king.
* This troper wants to see [[AmericansHateTingle Tingle]] talk almost entirely in Zelda CDi quotes. It would either [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap redeem Tingle]] [[DiscreditedMeme or destroy the foundation of]] WebnAnimation/YoutubePoop. Either would be hilarious.

[[WMG: Ikana Canyon is Gamalon]]

[[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen The king is never shown in]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]], so the screwdriver company would have no way of knowing what he looked like. He looks just like the Burger King, and that would explain his obsession with [[MemeticMutation dinner.]]
* It would also explain why he's so damn ''[[NightmareFuel creepy.]]'' I support this WMG.

He first sends the first Mock Ganon to invade Koridai to draw the attention of the kingdom. Of course, this generation's Link ([[IdiotHero being the idiot that he is]]) falls for it. The book is used up on the mock Ganon and Harkinian naively thinks Ganon is gone for good. A few months later, the real Ganon deploys the second mock Ganon to invade Gamelon and orders him to capture the king to distract Zelda and Link from the kingdom while his forces bust into the castle and poison the wine reserves. Link gets trapped in the mirror, which drained the Triforce of Courage from him. The second Ganon is imprisoned and the Wand used up, the King boldy celebrates with a huge goblet of wine and dies days after. With Link weakened and the king and both artifacts out of the way, Ganon takes over. [[ZeldaIITheAdventureofLink GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON]]

[[WMG: The CD-i King isn't the king of Hyrule at all, but rather the Burger King.]]

* "[[YoutubePoop Mah boi,]] this Whopper's what all true warriors strive for!"

* This may introduce a concept of secondary users of the Triforces. Harkinian could well grab it from Link, who is automatically destined to acquire the Triforce Of Courage the moment he becomes heroicish, because the Triforce picked Harkinian as backup if Link got killed or became too unacceptable, which is why other King Harkinians[[note]]Traditional name for male royals. Like Zelda for the females.[[/note]] in other Zelda games use it. Impa is the backup for the Triforce Of Wisdom, explaining why Zelda doesn't care that her nursemaid is handling an ancient holy relic (And using it effectively!) that rightfully belongs to the princess. Ganon doesn't want a backup, or else it's delegated between all his minion bosses. However, since the Triforce Of Power is controlled by a villain, it may well spite the destined controller and give backup to Gwonam, the ruler of Koridai.

* Zelda's Adventure is the Triforce of Power. It's just different, like how the Triforce of Power has lots of, well, power, but isn't used well and tends to get ignored almost as much as Courage. (Such as how YTP only uses the other two).
* Faces Of Evil is the Triforce Of Courage, as Link has focus and Triforce and Link have not been temporarily seperated. Plus, Courage's usual trait of minimal notice manifests as the fact it's not referenced until Harkinian borrows it next game. Also, sometimes you'll need a bit of courage to look at some of the map. Eww.
* Wand of Gamelon is the Triforce Of Wisdom, as Wisdom makes an appearance, blatantly. Also, Zelda seems to be more intelligent than Link, and as it's her day in the sun, she is actually a core protagonist and doesn't have to waste much effort during the true boss fight and just skips to CHAINS! And the Book of Koridai also appears, which makes good sense to not risk things and just shoot him already.

[[WMG: In fact, that same bad dream is what starts the plot of Link's Awakening.]]

[[WMG: Going by the "Same-legend-retold" theory, the [=CDi=] games were told by someone who was very, very drunk.]]

[[WMG: CD-I Link is the son of the CD-I King.]]

[[WMG: The CD-I King isn't the king of Hyrule at all, but rather the Burger King.]]

** That one's jossed. Watch the YouTubePoop series "The King Wants Cheeseburgers".

[[WMG: The CD-i king is [[EldritchAbomination Has]][[CthulhuMythos tur]].]]

[[WMG: Gannon WILL in fact make your face the greatest in all of Koridai.]]

[[WMG: Gannon isn't a villain, but rather a disgruntled plastic surgeon.]]
He just wants to make Link's face the greatest in KoriDIE, but people make the assumption that he's not even good enough to improve his own face. Link's refusal of him was his RantInducingSlight.

[[WMG: Gannon originally looked human...]]

[[WMG: The CDi Games were created by [[MajorasMask the happy mask salesman]].]]

* By that logic, the true villian in The Faces Of Evil is Gwonam. His evil-looking smile while commenting on how the birds are singing is a distraction. He probably attempts to kill Link in a bonus level only accessible by achieving a certain requirement.
* Or, Ganon is being controlled by an otuside force we never see. In many [=YouTube=] Poops, Ganon isn't even evil at all, or is just a [[{{Jerkass}} jerk]] at the most. [[VideoGame/MarioIsMissing Weegee]] and [[SonicR the Tails Doll]] are more often portrayed as stronger villians, so it's likely one of them controlled Ganon for their own purposes.

[[WMG: [[EndersGame Petra Arkanian]] is a descendant of the Harkanian royal family.]]

[[WMG: The Phillips CDI never existed]]

[[WMG:The CD-I Games are [[ALinkToThePast The Imprisoning War.]]]]
The CD-I King's Sprite looks like the King's Sprite from ALinkToThePast (I know, he looks different in the cutscenes, but this is the CD-I we're talking about). [[ItWasHisSled Also, Ganon is imprisoned, not killed, in these games.]]

[[WMG:The CD-I Games contain a coded message for winning [[TheEndofTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Armageddon.]]]]

[[WMG: The Ganon you fight in both Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil is a mock-up that the real Ganon deploys to distract Link, Zelda, and the King while he further prepares his comeback and to render useless the only things that will imprison him forever.]]

Philips was partnered with Nintendo for quite some time and culminated in what would've potentially been new video game hardware. Nintendo was so happy with it that it trusted Philips to make Zelda and Mario games. Nintendo then predicted the CDi could not sell and abandoned Philips. The people at Philips were understandably enraged by this and made the Nintendo-licensed games with little to no effort, due to a combination of them being stuck with an agreement from a company that disowned them and knowing there is no chance of the system's success. Philips made the three Zelda games and ''Hotel Mario'' for the sole reason to get the agreement over with as quickly as possible and forget about Nintendo.

[[WMG: Morshu (the Shopkeeper) is actually Dexter Jettster from StarWars Episode II.]]

[[WMG: Morshu will join TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen.]]

[[WMG: Ozzy Funded the games]]

[[WMG: A gas leak occurred after AoL, causing the people of Hyrule to lose their minds.]]

[[WMG: The woman asking for an Arpagos Egg in Wand of Gamelon is Morshu's daughter.]]

[[WMG: Zelda's [[FootFocus barefoot state]] at the end of Link: The Faces Of Evil brings about some {{unfortunate implications}}.]]
Ganon had been suffering for much too longer his painful condition, the constipation which BURNS. Soon it became to much for him, and he reached for the slenderest object in his "lair" (Zelda's leg) and began [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick forcefully unclogging the material from his anus]]. Of course, he had to remove her shoe first, as [[FridgeBrilliance her leg wouldn't quite fit when it was still on]]. Then, we she did wake up she said "Why did you do that?" cause naturally, she thought ''Link'' had done that to her.

[[WMG: Morshu is a fan of CastlevaniaRondoOfBlood.]]