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[[WMG: Link isn't invoking HoldYourHippogriffs when he's so hungry, he could eat an Octorok.]]
He's just recommending that they have Octorok for dinner. After all, the King doesn't seem to know, Octoroks aren't that big, there are horses in Hyrule, and people in real life eat calamari.
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[[WMG: Hectan is an [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Angel.]]]]
When Zelda kills him, he melts, except for his heart. This is really him turning into LCL, mixed with dye. He was an Angel who Ganon sought out to carry out Hyrule's version of Instrumentality.
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[[WMG: Gwonam is the ruler of Koridai.]]
Most people assume him to be the CourtMage of Hyrule, but the games never talk about who he is. He only appears when Koridai is in danger, he guides Link through there, he seems to be very familiar with what's going on in Koridai, and after Ganon's invasion is thwarted, he's never seen again. Who's to say he's not just the sorceror-king of Koridai and went to seek out Link to help him fight off the invasion of his kingdom?
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* For an additional bit of evidence, look closely at Meen. He has ''pointy ears''. He must be a Hylian.
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[[WMG: Ushrom is IMMeen, prior to a StartOfDarkness.]]
Not only do they look similar, according to Chewiki, the ''Wand of Gamelon'' shopkeeper's real name is I. Fleecem, which, like I.M. Meen, is an IncrediblyLamePun involving the word "I". Some time after ''Wand of Gamelon'', he learned magic, pulled a FaceHeelTurn, and became the ChildHater EvilSorceror we all know and, er, "love". He also somehow travelled to Earth, since ''Chill Manor'' is about real-world history. His full name is Ignatius Fleecem Mortimer Meen.
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[[WMG: The war between Ganon and The King is EvilVersusEvil]]
Ganon probably knew from the beginning that he'd be screwed if Link actually made it to his lair, seeing as all of his minions die in one hit. As mentioned above, Ganon didn't say to Link that "I will kill you", just that Link will die. Seeing as by defeating him, The King will control Koridai, Ganon probably meant that The King isn't as kind as just as he looks and will probably become TheCaligula if left unopposed, wreaking havoc on the poor islanders. However, he's only saying this because ''he'' wants to be the one to do so. It's a lose-lose situation.
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[[WMG: There will be a DiscontinuityNod or line joke in a future Zelda game]]
My guess: A fake King of Hyrule who looks exactly like the CDI king.
My guess: A fake King of Hyrule who looks exactly like the CDI king.
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** In fact, it isn't true that only link can defeat Ganon, because Zelda does in the other game.
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[[WMG: Militron owns both a HumongousMecha and a PoweredArmor.]]
If I have heard correctly, there is a significant difference in size between Militron as seen in the cinematic and when he's fought. This can be explained easily. He simply has two differently sized mechs, otherwise identical in appearance. He usually rides the HumongousMecha simply for RuleOfCool and to intimidate the [[MemeticMutation worthless Koridians,]] but he is aware that the mecha is too clumsy and unwieldy to successfully fight a single, small opponent, therefore he switches to the more practical PoweredArmor for the battle.
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[[WMG: The cakes didn't burn.]]
Because [[MemeticMutation the cake is a LIE.]]
Because [[MemeticMutation the cake is a LIE.]]
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Because [[MemeticMutation the cake is a LIE.]]
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*That or Nintendo actually the CD-i games but they were just an alternative to the Water Temple that they didn't use.
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* So he would prefer a GroinShot?
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** That one's jossed. Watch the YouTubePoop series "The King Wants Cheeseburgers".
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C55ooEq0Sts Actually...]]
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[[WMG: Morshu(the Shopkeeper) is actually Dexter Jettster from StarWars Episode II.]]
After the events of the game, Morshu time travelled with the baker guy to create a diner in the Star Wars Galaxy. The King frequently stops there for [[MemeticMutation DINNER.]]
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[[WMG: There are very good reasons why TheyJustDidntCare.]]
Philips was partnered with Nintendo for quite some time and culminated in what would've potentially been new video game hardware. Nintendo was so happy with it that it trusted Philips to make Zelda and Mario games. Nintendo then predicted the CDi could not sell and abandoned Philips. The people at Philips were understandably enraged by this and made the Nintendo-licensed games with little to no effort, due to a combination of them being stuck with an agreement from a company that disowned them and knowing there is no chance of the system's success. Philips made the three Zelda games and ''Hotel Mario'' for the sole reason to get the agreement over with as quickly as possible and forget about Nintendo.
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*** "You DARE bring light to mah ''LAIR''?!"
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** That actually makes total sense. ''[[BloodKnight He thought peace was boring and desperately wanted to fight Ganon again]]''.
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* So this is like LinksAwakening, ''LinksAwakening'', except Link is really hallucinating while [[spoiler:floating on a shred of wood in the middle of the ocean?]] Would explain a lot.
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[[WMG: The Ganon you fight in both Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil is a mock that the real Ganon deploys to distract Link, Zelda and the King while he further prepares his comeback and to render the only things that will imprison him forever.]]
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[[WMG: The Ganon you fight in both Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil is a mock that the real Ganon deploys to distract Link, Zelda and the King while he further prepares his comeback and to render useless the only things that will imprison him forever.]]
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He first sends the first Mock ganon to invade Koridai to draw the attention of the kingdom. Of course, this generation's Link ( [[IdiotHero being the idiot that he is]] falls for it. The book is used up on the mock Ganon and Harkinian naively thinks Ganon is gone for good. A few months later the real Ganon deploys the second mock Ganon to invade Gamelon and orders him to capture the king to distract Zelda and Link from the kingdom while his forces bust into the castle and poison the wine reserves. Link gets trapped in the mirror, which drained the Triforce of courage from him. The second Ganon is imprisoned and the Wand used up, the King boldy celebrates with a huge goblet of wine and dies days after. With Link weakened and the king and both artifacts out of the way Ganon takes over. [[ZeldaIITheAdventureofLink GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON]]
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He first sends the first Mock ganon to invade Koridai to draw the attention of the kingdom. Of course, this generation's Link ( [[IdiotHero being the idiot that he is]] ) falls for it. The book is used up on the mock Ganon and Harkinian naively thinks Ganon is gone for good. A few months later the real Ganon deploys the second mock Ganon to invade Gamelon and orders him to capture the king to distract Zelda and Link from the kingdom while his forces bust into the castle and poison the wine reserves. Link gets trapped in the mirror, which drained the Triforce of courage from him. The second Ganon is imprisoned and the Wand used up, the King boldy celebrates with a huge goblet of wine and dies days after. With Link weakened and the king and both artifacts out of the way Ganon takes over. [[ZeldaIITheAdventureofLink GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON]]
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[[WMG: The Ganon you fight in both Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil is a mock that the real Ganon deploys to distract Link Link, Zelda and the King while he further prepares his comeback and to avoid render the only things that will imprison him forever.]]
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[[WMG: The Ganon you fight in both Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil is a mock that the real Ganon deploys to distract Link Zelda and the King while he further prepares his comeback and to avoid the only things that will imprison him forever.]]
That explains why this Ganon is such a weakling, The real Ganon is hiding! The Book of Koridai and the Wand of Gamelon are the only objects in Hyrule that can trap Ganon permanently, Ganon takes notice of this and [[XanatosGambit hatches a plan]].
He first sends the first Mock ganon to invade Koridai to draw the attention of the kingdom. Of course, this generation's Link ( [[IdiotHero being the idiot that he is]] falls for it. The book is used up on the mock Ganon and Harkinian naively thinks Ganon is gone for good. A few months later the real Ganon deploys the second mock Ganon to invade Gamelon and orders him to capture the king to distract Zelda and Link from the kingdom while his forces bust into the castle and poison the wine reserves. Link gets trapped in the mirror, which drained the Triforce of courage from him. The second Ganon is imprisoned and the Wand used up, the King boldy celebrates with a huge goblet of wine and dies days after. With Link weakened and the king and both artifacts out of the way Ganon takes over. [[ZeldaIITheAdventureofLink GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON]]
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* You are [[GannonBanned GANNON-BANNED]].
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[[WMG: The CD-i games could have been better.]]
No, I'm not joking. And very easily, too. They could have kept the voice acting bit If only they had hired competent voice actors and replaced all the Narm-ish lines for more relevent dialougue. Some more backstory on Link and his relvence to The Faces of Evil would've been nice. Maybe polish up the animations a bit, make Link and Gannon look less lame and cartoonish, ect; maybe even add some good music. Other than these problems, the game itself is pretty solid. Why it's so bad may be due to two things, one likely and one not-so-likely but nonetheless awsome:
1. Phillips wanted to save money and just make a simple game that would quickly and harshly rake in money.
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2.Nintendo payed off Phillips to make a horrible game in a Xanthos Gambit to make Ocarina of Time more popular and thus seal Nintendo's place as the better Zelda company.
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[[{{Wikipedia}} Some argue]] that TheDevil is the BigBad IRL, [[InformedAttribute though you'd never know by his actual actions.]] The LaconicWiki admits that [[TheOldestOnesInTheBook The Book]] is Laconic/TheBible. Ganon is the BigBad in TheLegendOfZelda, so he's a stand-in for TheDevil. In these games, you ThrowTheBookAtHim to defeat him. Hell is a Pit that burns, SoYeah.
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[[{{Wikipedia}} Some argue]] that TheDevil is the BigBad IRL, [[InformedAttribute though you'd never know by his actual actions.]] The LaconicWiki admits that [[TheOldestOnesInTheBook The Book]] is Laconic/TheBible. Ganon is the BigBad in TheLegendOfZelda, so he's a stand-in for TheDevil. In these games, you ThrowTheBookAtHim to defeat him. Hell is a Pit that burns, SoYeah.
burns.
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[[WMG: Duke Onkled didn't betray the king on his own free will.]]
Duke Onkled would never betray his cousin on his own free will. Ganon probably threatened the poor Duke with his life or the life of someone dear to him to do so. Unfortunately, he is never given a chance to explain why he betrayed Hyrule, being threatened by Zelda to give directions quickly and he probably never told the king why because the King was always intimidating to him , which is even worse for him to deal with now that the King is angry at him. At the last moment, he just decides to beg for mercy, knowing that the king could never kill a relative.
Duke Onkled would never betray his cousin on his own free will. Ganon probably threatened the poor Duke with his life or the life of someone dear to him to do so. Unfortunately, he is never given a chance to explain why he betrayed Hyrule, being threatened by Zelda to give directions quickly and he probably never told the king why because the King was always intimidating to him , which is even worse for him to deal with now that the King is angry at him. At the last moment, he just decides to beg for mercy, knowing that the king could never kill a relative.
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*By that logic, the true villian in The Faces Of Evil is Gwonam. His evil-looking smile while commenting on how the birds are singing is a distraction. He probably attempts to kill Link in a bonus level only accessible by achieving a certain requirement.
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