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[[WMG: Professor Zündapp from ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Cars 2]]'' is actually Fegelein.]]
This would explain why he is able to turn into a car "without magic", as he claims in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnJMhCRuo5o this video]]. Fegelein tampered with some dimension-travelling technology and winded up in the Cars universe in the form of a Zündapp Janus. He then gets hired by Miles Axlerod to help him destroy any cars using alternate-fuel. When the plan fell apart, Himmler showed up and broke him out of jail and brought him back to the Hitler parodyverse. He discovered that he now has the ability to change between human and car form at will, which he then happily demonstrated to the bunker staff, as shown in the aforementioned video.

[[WMG:Hitler and co. are speaking a conlang.]]

* Lust: Fegelein (he cheats on his wife with a red-headed mistress).

* Pride: Hitler once again (he considers everyone besides himself to be a moron, and never blames himself for his own mistakes).

* Lust: Fegelein (he cheats on his wife with a red-headed mistress), Eva (in at least one video, she was sleeping with many other men behind Hitler's back), Hitler (he sexually harasses his secretaries), Speer (also depicted as a pervert).

* Sloth: Goring again (he doesn't contribute much).
* Wrath: Hitler (obvious because of his constant rage). Also may include Goebbels, Burgdorf, and Krebs.
* Envy: Hitler again (he seems to be jealous about his many enemies succeeding where he had failed).

His antics are all supposed to be fatal, so he can become the new Fuhrer, convinced he can keep the Soviets at bay. Unfortunately, they're too shoddily-engineered to do any actual, lasting harm.

His antics are all supposed to be fatal, so he can become the new Fuhrer. convinced he can keep the Soviets at bay. Unfortunately, they're too shoddily-engineered to do any actual, lasting harm.

Just look at the premise of the movie; it's a satirical comedy in which Adolf Hitler [[FishOutOfTemporalWater somehow finds himself in the 21st century]], is treated as a [[AdolfHitlarious laughing stock]] instead of a terrible tyrant, and he even becomes a [[MemeticMutation YouTube personality]]. Doesn't this sound like the basic premise of a ''Downfall'' Parody? In fact there's even a few [[ShoutOut references]] to ''Downfall'' and its viral videos, and this was also distributed by the same company, Constantin Film.

Just look at the premise of the movie; it's a satirical comedy in which Adolf Hitler [[FishOutOfTemporalWater somehow finds himself in the 21st century]], is treated as a [[AdolfHitlarious laughing stock]] instead of a terrible tyrant, and he even becomes a [[MemeticMutation YouTube personality]]. Doesn't this sound like the basic premise of ''Downfall'' Parody? In fact there's even a few [[ShoutOut references]] to ''Downfall'' and its viral videos, and this was also distributed by the same company, Constantin Film.

Adolf Hitler, for his crimes against humanity and being the most evil person in history, has been sentenced to spending the rest of Eternity in Punishment as [[BornUnlucky the]] [[ButtMonkey unluckiest]] [[TheChewToy man]] [[CosmicPlaything ever]]. He is condemned to suffer misfortunes in all of eternity, while his only henchmen (e.g. Gunsche, Krebs, Jodl, Burgdorf) have, instead of being loyal followers of Hitler, become highly disobedient, stupid and irritating annoyances to further Hitler's IronicHell from being a dictatorial control freak; what worse torture it is for a control freak, than for his own followers to disobey (Jodl) or be completely stupid and incompetent (Gunsche) in following his orders? This is why [[ComicBookTime nobody can grow older]] or [[DeathIsCheap stay dead permanently]], because they've already died and are now just immortal souls, and this is also why the Hitler Rants universe is so [[AnachronismStew anachronistic]], because the cast no longer exists in the real world, but in an alternate dimension where they exist to annoy and/or torture [[AndIMustScream Hitler for all eternity]]. Hermann Fegelein might actually be {{Satan}} himself, who enjoys tormenting others so much.

* If you would notice, this is an IronicHell for Hitler's inability to listen to the advice of his own loyal generals and generally abusing them with his vitriolic rants, the direct cause of Germany's downfall and his own suicide. As a result, Hitler has to stay with them and listen to their advice forever, while he will be forced to come to terms with his own deteriorating mental health, in the form of surreal torments by no other than whom? Hermann Fegelein.

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This is why Adolf Hitler is always suffering [[SurrealHumor comically surrealistic misfortunes]], because he has been sentenced to spending the rest of eternity as [[BornUnlucky the]] [[ButtMonkey unluckiest]] [[TheChewToy man]] [[CosmicPlaything ever]]. This is why the setting looks like the 1940s, but is actually taking place during the 2000s and 2010s because of many [[AnachronismStew anachronisms]]. And this is why [[ComicBookTime nobody can grow older]] or [[DeathIsCheap stay dead permanently]], because they've already died and are now just immortal souls. Hermann Fegelein might actually be {{Satan}} himself, who enjoys tormenting others so much.

[[WMG: Hitler and co. are {{immortal|ity}}.]]
Long ago, they made a {{deal with| the Devil}} {{Satan}} (who was possibly disguised as Fegelein), allowing them to live forever (or at least [[DeathIsCheap unable to stay dead permanently]]). However instead of damnation in {{Hell}} itself, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor they would still be tormented for eternity anyways]]; [[FateWorseThanDeath their lives would essentially become a living Hell on Earth]].

Long ago, they made a {{deal with| the Devil}} {{Satan}} (who was possibly disguised as Fegelein), allowing them to live forever (or at least [[DeathIsCheap unable to stay dead permanently]]). However instead of damnation in Hell itself, they would still be tormented for eternity anyways; their lives would essentially become a living Hell on Earth.

After his failure in World War I, as well as after writing ''Mein Kampf'' and receiving criticism on it, a part of Hitler started doubting his own extremist politics. However, this part was suppressed within him as he became a megalomaniac dictator and started World War II. Only when the war was nearing the end and things were looking down for Hitler once again, his subconscious identity, which had already taken on the name of an actual Nazi figure ([[HandWave that died while trying to make it to the Führerbunker]]) and a vendetta against Hitler, began resurfacing and commiting antics on him. If you would only notice that Hitler and Fegelein don't appear together in a single frame in ''Der Untergang''...

* This would explain why Hitler can never seem to find Fagelein.

Using the remains of Adolf Hitler, the Russians cloned him (as well as other high ranking officials) and injected them with experimental immortality drugs. They would then be placed in a replica of their bunker, and be made to think the war was still going on. Fagelein is actually a Russian agent whose job is to play antics on everyone in the bunker for all eternity. This would explain why Hitler's military can still keep the Russians away from the Bunker despite being heavily outnumbered and run by the incompetent Hitler (ie. they don't have to because there is no war going on), and this theory brings up one interesting observation: parodies where they go far away from the bunker are quite rare (there have been videos where they've traveled the world, but still).

** That's actually Fegelein the real guy. As seen from the details of the scene, Hitler hasn't moved to the Führerbunker yet, and his own inner Fegelein hasn't awakened yet.

* [[https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/29956148/hitler_wmg.png Actually...]]

After his failure in World War I, as well as after writing ''Mein Kampf'' and receiving criticism on it, a part of Hitler started doubting his own extremist politics. However, this part was suppressed within him as he became a megalomaniac dictator and started World War II. Only when the war was nearing the end and things were looking down for Hitler once again, his subconscious identity, which had already taken on the name of an actual Nazi figure ([[HandWave that died while trying to make it to the Führerbunker]]) and a vendetta against Hitler, began resurfacing and commiting antics on him. If you would only notice that Hitler and Fegelein don't appear together in a single frame in ''Der Untergang''...

Designed by a German linguist, it sounds like German and some phrases of the conlang can be mistaken for German phrases. But don't be fooled: the language is very polysemantic and precise context is needed to understand it, hence it seems that words like "Fegelein", "Wenck" and "Verrat" have so many meanings. This is also why the parodies are always subtitled: only the people who were in the parodies could tell the translation.

After his failure in World War I, as well as after writing ''Mein Kampf'' and receiving criticism on it, a part of Hitler started doubting his own extremist politics. However, this part was suppressed within him as he became a megalomaniac dictator and started World War II. Only when the war was nearing the end and things were looking down for Hitler once again, his subconscious identity, which had already taken on the name of an actual Nazi figure (that died while trying to make it to the Führerbunker) and a vendetta against Hitler, began resurfacing and commiting antics on him. If you would only notice that Hitler and Fegelein don't appear together in a single frame in ''Der Untergang''...

[[WMG: Fegelein is Hitler's JekyllAndHide alter ego.]]

After his failure in World War I, as well as after writing ''Mein Kampf'' and receiving criticism on it, a part of Hitler started doubting his own extremist politics. However, this part was suppressed within him as he became a megalomaniac dictator and started World War II. Only when the war was nearing the end and things were looking down for Hitler once again, his subconscious identity, which had already taken on the name of an actual Nazi figure (that died while trying to make it to the Führerbunker) and a vendetta against Hitler, began resurfacing and commiting antics on him. If you would only notice that Hitler and Fegelein don't appear in a single frame in ''Der Untergang''...

* Gluttony: Goring (very obvious candidate here). Also Burgdorf (because of his alcoholism).
* Greed: ?