History WMG / EdEddNEddy

Think about it. He's a genius with an extreme case of OCD and the token nerd of the group, among other ticks. His parents are never seen, communicating with him via sticky notes instead. Given Sheldon's aversion to human contact, it's not unlikely that he'd try to raise a child this way- luckily for him, his son's inherited the genius IQs of both parents. The Coopers are never around because of university work, but since they've purchased a suburban home, decided to stick their child in it in anyway- plus it would minimize contact with their offspring. Edd's parents sleep in separate rooms, something the sex-repulsed Sheldon would persuade Amy to do via a marriage agreement. When she's home, Amy is a doting mother. And they both genuinely believe they're giving their son the best childhood possible (Sheldon buys into it more than Amy).

[[WMG: The cul-de-sac is a sort of cursed grounds; those who lived there and [[Fanfic/CulDeSac died]] before they got to grow up are stuck there on a different plane in a purgatory-esque state.]]

*** The episode 'Over Your Ed' shows Eddy showering without clothing (waist up). The only episode I've seen Eddy shower with clothes on was 'A Twist of Ed' and it looked like he was rather sleepy.

This may sound very disturbing but Edd who always wore his famous ski hat might have a dead conjoined twin fetus attached to his head. I simply don't think it was the famous dodgeball incident as he wore his hat sense he was a baby. It could be possible Edd was fertuised as a twin but his other twin got stuck to his head and the chances of having the dead fetus removed might kill him. So basically Edd being like Nurse Gollum of South Park has to go about with the dead fetus attached to his head for the rest of his life. That may explain why he wore his hat fearing everyone will be scared of him if they saw his secret. That could explain why Eddy and Ed were stunned when they first saw him without his hat and Ed obviously finds disturbing things cool. Plus in the movie Ed asks if it hurts referring to the fetus if it hurts Edd having a dead twin attached to him.

* alt. DD was tired of being the prodigal son, destined to do great things and in the process went far off the deep end and got a tattoo of something extremely unerasebly derogatorily [[http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/97370474/16364872 gross]]. Then in his shame he came back to intelligence harder than ever.

** However, that game wasn't made by the company that worked on the show, thus not cannon.

Going with an above theory, the kids secretly like many of the scams because they make the cul-de-sac more fun. So the Eds decided to keep doing them, but instead of money being the main priority, these new "scams" are mostly for entertainment (think WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb). Double D also takes bigger steps to ensure less destruction, and thus more profit, comes out of them.

Going with an above theory, the kids secretly like many of the scams because they make the cul-de-sac more fun. So the Eds decided to keep doing them, but instead of money being the main priority, these new "scams" are mostly for entertainment (think WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb). Double D also takes bigger steps to ensure less destruction, and thus more profit, come out of them.

* In my middle school, the 6th graders now do the fitness exam with their 7th grade classmates. This means that throughout the 3-year middle school experience (grades 6-8), we should expect the fitness test every Spring because of our 7th grade classmates. I took the fitness exam (again) in 8th grade for that same reason.

[[WMG: Ed is the AlternateUniverse Counterpart of LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya.]]

* Nazz is [[TheChick Wendy Testaburger]].

[[WMG: Plank is under the same magic as the Toys from WesternAnimation/ToyStory.]]

In reality, Buster was a victim of ParentalNeglect whose only companion was his dog. One day, his parents made the move to Peach Creek, doing away with Butch in the process. Now totally abandoned, Buster decided to befriend a random hunk of wood and change his name. Really, who would have 2x4 as a last name?

* Allow me to elaborate: while they find it annoying [[CasualKink (or do they?)]], they are either too lazy to do something with it or simply allow the girls to have some fun, because [[StoppedCaring one more humiliation doesn't really make a difference to them]]. Apart from "A Twist Of Ed", when the girls broke into their houses, they didn't really make any long-term efforts to stop them. Keep in mind we are dealing with [[SuperStrength a guy who can lift a house without breaking a sweat]], [[WeekendInventor another guy who can construct everything out of duct tape and cardboard]], and their leader, who doesn't mind using their talents for less moral reasons than self-defense. As a team, they would be more than capable of putting Kankers back in their place and no one would mind it. Even more, they'd be hailed as heroes, 'cause Kankers are hated by everyone except [[NiceGuy Ed and Edd]], who are "just" scared of them.

** The whole family treats him way worse than the little sister, he lives in the basement, and when he's grounded they remove everything [[UpToEleven plus the kitchen sink]] and he doesn't get a proper education. They want to keep him down so he doesn't get to have [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons the longest running show on television]].

* The main character(s) live in a universe where all KidsAreCruel and to [[UpToEleven add up to that]] every single person is out to get the heroes