- But isn't that still abusive though?
- The fix for this sentence is to move the "just":
- "Ed's Mom isn't just abusive, she believes in Misery Builds Character"
- You know what they say...
- This could explain why Sarah has more in common with Eddy than Ed (Oversized mouth, Hair-Trigger Temper, Spoiled Brat tendencies). It can be very easy to suggest Sarah is actually Eddy's sister but somehow ended up with Ed.
- Maybe she was moved to Ed's house to be spared from the wrath of Eddy's Brother.
- That would explain how they know about the KND in the Crossover.
- Spending time with other boys makes you gay now? I never knew that, thank you for enlightening me. And how is being concerned for each other make them gay? They are best friends after all, it's natural they'd be concerned if one gets into serious danger.
- The technical term for this is "Parasitic Twin," just so you know.
- Both Ed and Eddy's brother are collectors of the strange.
- Ed is a Gentle Giant, Eddy's brother is an example of Evil Is Bigger.
- Ed deeply cares about his little sister, Eddy's brother is a Big Brother Bully.
- Both Edd and Eddy's brother wear a hat.
- Edd is a Nice Guy to everyone around him, Eddy's brother has Lack of Empathy.
- Edd is Eddy's Morality Chain, Eddy's Brother is the reason why Eddy acts like a Jerkass.
- Eddy has a reason for being a Jerkass, his brother is never confirmed to have one.
- Eddy has Hidden Depths and deep down just wants to be accepted, his brother just acts For the Evulz.
- I don't think it just stops at the Eds:
- Kevin is a Good is Not Nice variety of Jerk with a Heart of Gold (Your Ed Here not withstanding), Eddy's Brother is a Jerk With A Heart Of Jerk
- Jimmy has the most Woobie moments out of all the cast, Eddy's Brother is the sickest fuck in the series.
- Nazz is someone else Eddy tries to impress throughout the show, but it's because she's genuinely a good person, as opposed to Eddy's Brother, who he's likely trying to impress to get him to stop abusing him.
- Sarah, another abusive sibling, eventually had a Heel Realization and started acting nice to her brother, Eddy's Brother didn't.
- Let's skip to the point: he's the evil (or eviler) counterpart to everyone. Even the damn Kankers end as jerks with hearts of gold, while he's a Jerk With A Heart Of Jerk.
- Eddy/Greed- Is a money-loving conman who'd do anything for himself.
- Ed/Sloth- Rarely does anything truly important besides helping Eddy in his scams.
- Johnny/Envy- Closest and only "friend" is a hunk of wood and has a tendency to steal other people's belongings.
- Sarah/Wrath- The most emotionally violent and abusive character in the show next to Eddy's brother and solves most of her problems through violence.
- Kevin/Pride- Very cocky and full of himself, likes to show off for the fun of it. Easily provoked.
- The Kanker Sisters/Lust- Sees and calls the Eds their "boyfriends" and will do anything for them.
- Rolf/Gluttony- Occasionally eats meat and even has a personal meat locker.
- Wait, what about Nazz? Is she representative of the Seven Virtues or something?
- As much as this troper wants to agree with this theory, a considerable amount of errors must be pointed out: Ed is really a super hard worker because of all the grueling manual labor he does, and just because he's too stupid to think for himself doesn't mean he's lazy, he's just, well, stupid. Going off of just that, all of the severely mentally challenged kids in the world are lazy. As for Johnny, it would really help if you provided some examples to back up that previous statement, because all of the characters are shown doing a little plundering of their own, and what does him owning a hunk of wood have to do with the sin Envy? Rolf is a damn good laborer just like Ed; one of the many examples is when he carried a whole goat just to plow his veggie field. How does this contradict the statement about Rolf being a glutton? Because the more active one is the higher their nutritional needs are, and Rolf does a TON of work, right? So logically his nutritional needs are going to be greater than your average human's. One of the ways one commits the sin of gluttony is eating more than their body can handle; Rolf eats a lot, but he doesn't eat more than he can handle, and the reason he chooses meat is probably because it's high in nutrients. Aside from all of that, though, this theory sounds pretty unjossable.
- Envy is a sin in where you steal something from someone else.
- Jonny got jealous on "All Eds Are Off" when he, the Eds, Rolf, and Kevin were on bets and Eddy had a chat with Plank about him moving to his house instead and hanging out with Eddy rather than Jonny.
- Envy is pretty much a desire for somebody else's things; in that episode Johnny wasn't allowed to hanged around Plank but Plank was still Johnny's. Plank didn't officially belong to anybody else, he was still Johnny's so that pretty much doesn't count
- True, but nothing significant has been stated to prove that Johnny 2X4 embodies Envy.
- How about loosely based on?
- And????
- Kids Are Cruel in both series.
- Sadist Show much?
- Sarah is a younger, more hateful Shelley Marsh.
- Ed is an inverse of Stan Marsh. (Ed is the Cloud Cuckoo Lander, Stan is the Only Sane Man)
- Both are tormented by their sisters
- Alternatively, Ed is Stan if Stan was more like his father.
- Eddy is Eric Cartman if the latter's jerkass status was fake.
- Both had to put up with their older brother. In Cartman's case, Scott Tenorman.
- Edd is Kyle Brofloski and Kenny McCormick.
- Both Edd and Kenny have something hidden.
- Kevin is the closest thing to Craig.
- Nazz is Wendy Testaburger.
- They're not alike though; they have different personalities.
- Jimmy is...Butters?
- Johnny is Mr Garrison and Plank's Mr Hat.
- I believe you

- The art style of the video is reminiscent of a much more mature and flowing Ed, Edd n Eddy, and the characters look similar.
- The main character has been confirmed by the Wordof God to be named Eddie.
- If that's supposed to Joss this, remember that Edd could be short for Eddie.
- Actually, it's short for Eddward. Though, it could be Eddy with a different spelling for it.
- If that's supposed to Joss this, remember that Edd could be short for Eddie.
- Ed is never that angry and even if he was, he'd never hurt his best friend. Ever. The main character acts very much like Double D, and the Crazy *** was very similar to Ed... up to the rage scene.
- Then there's the fact that the crazy guy has a gap and the short guy doesn't. Double D had the gap, not Ed. Besides I really doubt Edd would ever forget Ed since we see them in the future as old men living in the cul-de-sac and Edd is clearly not paranoid schizophrenic.
- For all we know, that took place in a "what-if"/parallel universe, where something happened to the Eds that got them separated. But yea, Edd could've became paranoid to the point of memory-loss.
- And he changed his name from whatever memory he had left, notice that he was walking on the streets alone by himself and looking at parents with their children.
- That looks nothing like Edd, This Troper thinks he looks like Eddy.
- But what if they are not the Eds at all, but their grandchildren? As far as we know, the Eds could have actually married the Kankers (Ed married May, Double D married Marie, and Eddy married Lee). We could suppose Edd and Marie had at least two children, while the other two couples had at least one each. Edd's two (hypothetical) kids end up marrying Ed and Eddy's (also hypothetical) kids respectively, and each couple eventually has a (yet also hypothetical) kid, who grow up to be the two characters featured in the video. That would explain why the main character, while sharing many of Eddy's physical characteristics as well as some personality traits, also seems to be somewhat of a paranoid, and a neat freak not unlike Edd. It would also explain why the other character has a prominent gap in his teeth, not unlike his grandfather, as well as Marie's, ahem... temperament and her usual reactions to being ignored. Again, this is all just hypothetical.
- That's the best theory ever!
- And the main hint would be the shirts.
- That would explained why we never see the adults (sans Eddy's Brother)
- The only reaction we've ever seen (to an off-screen reveal) was:Eddy: Geez Louise!Ed: Cool!'
- Don't forget the Eds' reaction in the movie:
Eddy: My eyes! They're burning!Edd: You stop that!Ed: Does it hurt Double D?Edd: Oh, shush.- Well, if you think real hard, it could mean anything.
- From what I've heard on the fansites, a plausible idea is that Edd's hair is covered in hairpins that his parents force him to wear to make his hair 'organized'. After all, he did take a hairpin from under his hat in 'Will Work For Ed'. And a metallic head would certainly make Ed say "Cool".
- Maybe he has Bishounen hair.
- Maybe he's has white hair, but doesn't want kids thinking he grayed, like, really early.
- In the movie, Ed asks "Does it hurt, Double D?" when his hat is removed, which just makes things even more confusing. And in this particular instance, Edd is not very embarrassed by his lack of hat, and instead acts as if Ed and Eddy are overreacting to whatever is under there.
- Here, I'd probably assume that he's too annoyed and tired to care.
- Curlers, then? Supports the 'girlish curls' theory, and also makes a certain amount of sense- its very neat. Ed would think it was 'cool' because it makes him look like a MUTANT ROBOT! And It * would* look like it hurts... those things are scary.
- Possibly the first episode where the hat gets removed, Ed, after seeing what's under there, prances around with a skull on his head saying:Ed: I am dead from the neck up.
- In a game on the official website, he tosses up his hat to reveal cornrows.
- Hence why Ed asks "Does it hurt?" when he sees Edd hatless in the movie.
- That actually makes some sense. Edd got a tattoo in rebellion to his parents and they force him to wear a hat to cover it up because they don't want people believe they let their son have a tattoo.
- alt. DD was tired of being the prodigal son, destined to do great things and in the process went far off the deep end and got a tattoo of something extremely unerasebly derogatorily gross
. Then in his shame he came back to intelligence harder than ever.
- I don't know about this one. He had the hat since he was a toddler as seen in the flashback episode.
- Who the heck would give a tattoo to a kid?!
- Actually both Johnny and Ed act like they have Asperger Syndrome, though Johhny is higher functioning.
- Even Double-D acts like he has Apserger's. Higher-than-normal intellect, no social skills, adamantly sticking to routine, comfortable with only specific people, highly values personal space...
It can be implied Double D has aspergers because he is the brainest kid in the show and he also has poor social skills especially how Ed and Eddy were his only friends.
- "Gravy!"
- "Buttered toast!"
- The creator did say that he wanted the show to invoke a timeless feel.
- Well, Rolf was probably the only one with a typewriter, as he's...Rolf.
- I think I saw a modern computer in Cool Hand Ed.
- Further proof. In the movie Double D comments on an ad being from ten years ago. When they visit the location that the ad featured, a calendar is dated 1978.
- That doesn't necessarily prove anything; I once had a calendar up on a single month for over a year because I kept forgetting to change it.
- Over ten years.
- Then the show takes place in the 90s.
- There's a "Peach Creek Diner 2000 Best Eater" cup in the movie, Rolf makes a comment about the late nineties and in one episode we see a store clearly show something about it being around since 1999 (1998?).
- That comment was a reference to the song "Party like it's 1999."
- The show was created by people who were children in past decades, so it's understandable some things would have an older feel to them. Plus, the show started in the early 00s; VCRs and video cameras were still used at that time.
- Going by that logic, That must mean that The Simpsons and Western Animation/{Futurama}} take place in the same universe. Or King of the Hill and Beavis And Butthead.
- Well I can actually see those cartoons taking place in the same universe since they'd go along with each very good. But while we're at it, let's say that Beavis And Butthead also takes place in the Ed, Edd n' Eddy universe as well since they had a cameo appearance in The Brothers Grunt.
- King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead, and Idiocracy, a live action movie, then?
- Why couldn't The Simpsons and Futurama take place in the same universe? They're a thousand years apart, but that just makes it easier. Groening and the other writers don't have to worry about any inconsistencies between the two because they're so far apart, because they can just blame them on the fact that it's the future.
- It's been established they actually do exist in the same universe.
- Building off of this theory...
- Well I can actually see those cartoons taking place in the same universe since they'd go along with each very good. But while we're at it, let's say that Beavis And Butthead also takes place in the Ed, Edd n' Eddy universe as well since they had a cameo appearance in The Brothers Grunt.
- This one's just for fun. Ed's way of thinking is consistently out of touch with reality, he has a tendency to eat weird things, and even by the standards of the show he uses an unusual amount of Toon Physics compared to the other kids. He's not very Grunt-like in appearance, but that can be explained if the ancestor in question came into the picture many generations ago. The reason Sarah is so normal is because, as a seemingly single-gender race, the Grunts' DNA only presents itself dominant in males.
- Caused by great worldly event Y that was activated by character Z, or X himself... I know how you feel, pal.
- No, it's a look into Ed's twisted mind.
- Sarah also somehow being aware of reality being broken also disproves this theory.
- Ed has yellow skin. The cast of The Simpsons has yellow skin (mostly).
- No, Ed's skin is just so filthy that the dirt and crap covering his skin makes him look yellow.
- Proof? This was jossed in the episode where Eddy makes Ed 'cool'; the first thing they do is give him a bath.
- Also, if he was covered in dirt and grime, how can we see his freckles?
- Those aren't freckles, those are acne.
- No, Ed's skin is just so filthy that the dirt and crap covering his skin makes him look yellow.
- This and the Simpsons are both the longest lasting original shows of their respective networks. Said networks are both very cancel-happy.
- Hey, if Family Guy can have a WMG about Michael Moore being a writer, then why not?
- They probably would have credited him if he indeed was a writer of the show (unless he used a substitution name for whatever reason).
A kid with an item that makes him invisible. He also has a thing that lets him talk to someone (Ed) without being heard by anyone else.
- Jib is a Spy in training. He's in possession of the Cloak & Dagger.
- Jib is that zebra that keeps calling Candace Kevin.
- Jib is an invisible clone of Ed who communicates with Ed through the telepathic bond that clones tend to share. Ed has turned invisible in "Cool Hand Ed," and also made a clone of himself in "They Call Him Mr. Ed." True, both episodes aired after Jib's appearance, but it's still not out of the question for him to have combined the two, especially considering that Jib seems to be about Ed's height, and also has his strength.
Jib lives in the empty house. He's the oldest ghost in the culdesac (see Purgatory Theory below), which is why he's invisible; either because the memory of his existence is nearly faded out, or because the Kankers sapped him so badly he nearly phased out completely. Either that or he phased himself out to escape their eternal torments.
- also, the Kanker sisters seem very knowledgeable of the empty house's layout and have it set-up as a sort of personal themepark of horror.
- Jib is Ed's Stand.
- His little sister looks like the other characters for Christ's sake. So there's no way he comes from the Simpsons canon, so get your facts straight!
- Ahem! Ed's father is from the Simpsons canon, his mother from EENE canon. Look at the trope this links to to see where this troper is going with this.
- His sister doesn't have to be related to him. Open your mind!
- The whole family treats him way worse than the little sister, he lives in the basement, and when he's grounded they remove everything plus the kitchen sink and he doesn't get a proper education. They want to keep him down so he doesn't get to have the longest running show on television.
- But wouldn't he also have a massive overbite and bulging, mammary-shaped eyes if that were the case?
- Let's think about this; from what we know about Ed's dad, he seems to be lazy and unconcerned with Ed's shenanigans. Homer is also quite lazy and an uninvolved parent (depending on the episode). Like the above claim says, it would account for his yellow skin and lack of a chin, but it would also explain his stupidity, since it's established that the Simpson males have a defective Y chromosome which eventually destroys their intelligence. As for why and how Homer ended up with Ed's mom? Well, maybe Marge just got tired to dealing with him and got a divorce. The cause of the divorce could have been one of his crazy schemes gone wrong, so wrong that Marge just couldn't take it anymore. After the divorce, she got full custody of their kids and the house and they all cut off contact with him. Depressed, he moved to Peach Creek where he met a woman, married her and had Ed and Sarah. His past experiences with Marge mellowed him out, but he still kept the laziness, becoming what Ed describes today.
- Perhaps because he's too pale, and the sun makes him pink?
- He's sunburned, notice that his body is pink but his eyelids and around his eyes have a paler complexion; he probably wears sunglasses while he's tanning/burning. That one episode where they all got sunburned was him just getting a worse degree of sunburn.
- Or he could just be a walking bruise from all the Comedic Sociopathy he gets subjected to in the show or, less humorously, from the abuse his brother subjected him to from childhood.
- That doesn't explain why Eddy's brother has exactly the same pink skin that Eddy does. (Except around his eyes for some reason.)
- Some people of European ancestry are just naturally that skin tone, my man.
- And the adults are just giant robotic arms.
- Who's sponsoring the experiment? The DHARMA Initiative?
- Another support of this theory is Plank. He may look like a piece of wood Jonny drew a face on, but in reality he really is a wood-like imaginary friend who communicates telepathically only with Johnny. Mainly due Jonny sharing his distaste of everyone else.
- This is further evidenced by the episode "Rent-a-Ed", where in one scene Jonny's head is stuck between two tree branches. The Eds offer to free Jonny for a quarter and proceed into Jonny's kitchen to get some soap, whereupon Jonny demands that Plank goes with them. Naturally, the Eds destroy the kitchen and Jonny, even though he couldn't see what just happened, says to Plank "They did what? Where!? Get me down from here!" Which would seem a clear indication that Jonny is capable of gathering visual information from Plank in some respect. Lending credence to a number of WMGs, including the above.
- The main trio also had a cameo in the Foster's episode "Eddie Monster".
- Also the Cul-du-Sac is decently close to Foster's and has a few imaginary friends. If you can count FusionFall as being even remotely canon that is.
- I have been a huge believer in this theory ever since it was revealed that Mojo Jojo's helmet serves this purpose.
- That's what I've always thought too. It would certainly explain why B-Horror movie loving Ed finds it 'cool'. Also, I recall once watching a different show on Cartoon Network and during the credits, an announcer came on advertising Ed, Edd, N Eddy (is there a name for this practice?). The voice was apparently trying to get Edd to take his hat off for school picture day and continually badgered him until Edd presumably did so. At that point, the announcer shakily told him to put it back on.
- I may or may not have something to support this theory. In one of the Flash games available on Cartoon Network's site, DD has a victory dance where he whirls around and throws his hat in the air. While it's quick and hard to spot, if you look closely, there are a series of lines on his head that might be hair, scars, exposed brain, anything, really. If it is hair, the mystery of why he's embarrassed is solved: he's as bald as Homer.
- However, that game wasn't made by the company that worked on the show, thus not cannon.
- Given his absurd intelligence for a boy his age I always assumed it was concealing a rather large brain. Eddy would be very disturbed by seeing a giant veiny thing on a guys head and that is something that Ed would find cool.
- This would also explain why Ed asked, "Does it hurt?" An exposed brain bursting through your skull sounds like it could be pretty painful...
- The brain doesn't have any pain receptors. It wouldn't be painful at all. The lack of pain receptors is also the reason why certain brain surgeries must be performed while the patient is still awake. Yeah...
- Ed isn't likely to know that, though.
- The brain doesn't have any pain receptors. It wouldn't be painful at all. The lack of pain receptors is also the reason why certain brain surgeries must be performed while the patient is still awake. Yeah...
- That's...amazing!
- Jossed- we've seen Eddy's dad and Ed and Sarah's mom in an episode, confirming their parents are indeed there. And you know the rules: no dead mom, no EVA
- We never see Double D's parents, so it's more likely that it's Nazz, Kevin, Edd, and Jimmy who are the potential Eva pilots (Double D works if you believe the theory that he's placing the notes around his house himself to make it look like his parents are still around, and as for the other 3, we never see or hear about their parents save for Kevin, but only his father is mentioned - we know nothing about his mother, so the Gendo of this universe could be Kevin's dad). I declare this theory to be Made of Win.
- Well, he did lie about the blond hair thing....
- And in the movie Plank is seen driving a bus down a highway, no hands or strings helping.
- Alternatively; Plank IS a Shinigami who's possessing a piece of wood.
- And the Log Lady's log comes from the same tree.
- Plank is probably their spy who's influencing/controlling Jimmy.
- That's confirmed due to the Billy And Mandy - KND crossover.
- The being in the same universe, that is. Not Edd being a KND.
- Billy (?) calls the Eds, showing they're in the same universe. The KND appear in that episode, thus being in the same universe as BNM.
- The being in the same universe, that is. Not Edd being a KND.
- Seconded. Episodes in which his powers have manifested, in order:
- 1 + 1 = Ed, as mentioned above—Ed's curiosity makes the laws of physics fall apart.
- Who Let the Ed In?—Ed's new imaginary friend Jib turns out to be real, as Eddy learned the hard way.
- It Came From Outer Ed—Ed manages to summon a bunch of crows with the power of Evil Tim.
- The Day The Ed Stood Still—Ed puts on an alien monster costume and manages to take method acting to new levels, becoming the monster.
- Perhaps Ed is what God would be if he were an Almighty Idiot.
- He is interested in the supernatural (His movies)
- He's a Cloud Cuckoo Lander
- Can be classified as either
Chaotic Neutral or Chaotic Good
- He's VERY Energetic
- He's a Reality Warper (or possibly god), but doesn't know it.
- Ed Started out with Friends (Edd & Eddy); Haruhi doesn't.
- Ed is as dumb as dirt but strong; Haruhi (Suprisingly), is an Ace.
- Ed is a Dreadful Musician, Haruhi is the opposite.
- Ed collects Sponges and other doodads, Haruhi doesn't.
- Haruhi is Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life, Ed already has one (Being a Big Eater and an Extreme Omnivore)
- Haruhi is a Depraved Bisexual, Ed isn't.
- Haruhi adores Anime Shout Outs, Ed enjoys B-Rated Horror Movies.
- Haruhi is The Bully at times, Ed only acts like this when his Berserk Button is pressed.
- Haruhi just wants to be special, Ed is Already Special
- Ed is a Boy, Haruhi is a Girl
Someone should do a crossover Fic!
- It would have been cool if a pebble is in Ed's shoe again and takes his anger out on Eddy's brother.
- This should have been a plot device.
- If so, he'll probably abandon the identity of Professor Scam. Maybe perhaps Double D will create a Transformation Trinket that allows the Eds to don costumes and fight against The Gourd.
- Rolf was first to arrive; he immigrated from the old world to the neighborhood (it didn't look like it does in the cartoon), died in 1903 after being trampled by a rampaging bull, and kept his animals and his old-world farming sensibilities from that time.
- Jonny had no friends so Plank became his imaginary friend. He died in 1922 after a long battle with tuberculosis. He kept Plank along with him.
- Eddy came next in the 1930s. His scheming nature stems from his experiences during the Great Depression, doing anything to get what little money he can. He died in 1939 when he drowned in a river.
- Sorry, but jossed. If you look carefully in his room he owns a lot of stuff from the 70's, like a disco ball, lava lamp, and CDs from Tom Jones and Barry White. It would have been impossible for him to own that stuff in the purgatory if he died in the 30's, so it's more possible that he died in the 70's like Nazz did (or at least past that time).
- I've got another idea. He came from the 80's. Most of that stuff would still be around in the 80's, probably from the parents who can't let go. His scheming nature is less scheming and more 'strike first before they can hurt you'. Why? He's the Bite of '87 victim.
- Sarah and Ed came next in the late 40s. The cul-de-sac now sort of looks like it does in the cartoon, preplanned developments were popular then. Their mother was a hard worker and Sarah learned her attitudes from that. Ed just shut it all out, becoming preoccupied with the comic books and movies that were cropping up and becoming popular with kids during that era. They both died in 1953, perhaps in a car accident.
- Possibly jossed. The original theory states Sarah and Ed's father is a 'dead GI', yet this troper remembers Ed mentioning a father three times in the series. Two of them, Ed was afraid that Sarah would snitch on him for their actions. The third was a happy cry of "Dad's home!" after hearing Jimmy cry out in fear.
- Actually, I have a mini-theory regarding this particular death. While Ed and Sarah's father was a dead G.I., Ed would have sat in the front of the car whilst they were going somewhere, thus, the glass from the windshield cracked upon Ed's head smashing into it, slicing through the spot between his eyebrows, (later, the doctors would stitch it up, creating the monobrow Ed has today) and damaging his brain, and Ed began some form of mental retardation.
- Nazz was next, a flower child of hippies in the late 60s. Died in the summer of 1979 when an escaped serial killer raped and killed her and her family.
- Nazz is also the name of a 1960's psychedelic garage band, further supporting this theory.
- Edd, the son of two controlling business people, prone to abusing him and giving him his meek and introverted style. Died in 1986 of a gas leak that gave him a head wound which never healed / scarred horribly, which is why he always wears the hat.
- Kevin's father was abusive as well, so he would ride his bike to escape and bully others because that's all he knew. When he died after his father beat him in 1999, he shut out his father's old identity, pretending that his life now was with a father that gives him gifts and stays out of his way.
- Jimmy is last, died in the early 2000s, probably of leukemia.
- Jossed. Since the series started in 1999, Jimmy, like Kevin, would've had to have died in the 90s
- Not at all Jossed; you're buying a theory about timeless purgatory and think that means it has to be centered around the shows literal creation timeline?
- Seriously, this theory is quite popular
- Seriously, this theory is quite popular
- Is there anything more convincing than leukemia? I feel as if there should be something that relates more to his headgear and dental issues. Leukemia sounds like we are somewhat tossing him aside, with nothing more convincing as to how he died.
- The Kanker sisters are the guardians of the cul-de-sac, there to trip anyone up anytime someone gets the notion to venture too far away.
- That doesn't exactly explain brutally attacking the Cul-de-sac when they lost their ship in a bottle; if they were guardians, they probably wouldn't care about that, unless it was some sort of Artifact of Doom.
- Though it may represent the boat used to cross the river Styx, aka their way back to the underworld (their supposed home, and maybe the place where they go when they return from their vacation in that one episode, their the only characters that ever leave the area) which would explain why they where so freaked out when they lost it.
- And not to mention the whole thing was jossed by the movie, which they traveled out of Peach Creak/cul-de-sac.
- Actually, them traveling outside of Peach Creek would be them taking a small journey through Purgatory into Hell (Eddy's brother's place). They then repented all their sins and went to Heaven. Johnny stayed in Peach Creek (Purgatory) because he didn't repent his sins.
- This is possibly the most depressing WMG I have ever seen. And with some refining... it could make sense.
- ...Fic please?
- Seconded.
- Wait, so Ed Edd n' Eddy is Angel Beats!?
- Good News Everyone! There already is a fanfic on just this idea. Ed Edd and Eddy fic/creepypasta
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- Nope' the above link is actually where the theory came from in the first place.
- Actualy, the Kankers aren't guardians; they're straight up demons or the children of the demons; they just go there to torture the kids, either for fun or on orders
- If they are demons, they may be attracted to the Eds because they are easy targets due to their weak wills, and are fun to torment. I'd imagine sadistic demons would have favorite victims to torment, and perhaps even have a perverse "affection" for them.
- New theory: The Kanker sisters are from the seventies, their mother was an early pro-sex feminist, who had a lot of lovers. Three of her many relationships brought each a single child, forming the kanker sisters. Lee was the first, then Mary and finally May, who was the youngest of the trio. Eventually one of their fathers realized the truth and killed them all in jealousy. After the events of "Nagged to Edd", they finally snapped and have been hating all men ever since. They keep a ship in the bottle from their closest dad (or their mom) which prevents them from forgetting their time from before. This make it their most precious belonging in the world.
- If it was made by Discord, shouldn't the Eds already meet the ponies? Why are they not here yet?
- Grim once traveled to a land populated by ponies.
- 50% confirmed. (The former yes. The later.... possible, to say the least)
- The latter would explained why a 12 year old boy is implied to have a porn addiction, showers with his clothes on, and freaks out when someone strips, especially when feet are involved. (I remember reading somewhere that one of the signs of sexual abuse in children has a knowledge/won't shut up about/have an interest in sex)
- That would also explain why he freaks out whenever someone touches him.
- Also, it would explain why Eddy especially hates the Kankers and their "advances." Horrible memories.
- It doesn't explain why Eddy has No Sense of Personal Space. Surely you'd avoid trying to touch other people is that was the case? And I always thought "showers with his clothes on" was because he's just too lazy to take them off. Not to mention it wouldn't be appropriate to show Eddy naked in the shower.
- The episode 'Over Your Ed' shows Eddy showering without clothing (waist up). The only episode I've seen Eddy shower with clothes on was 'A Twist of Ed' and it looked like he was rather sleepy.
- Eddy doesn't really have a porn addiction, just an interest in porn, like a lot of boys his age.
- Both, or either, could explain his bravado facade too.
- The latter would explained why a 12 year old boy is implied to have a porn addiction, showers with his clothes on, and freaks out when someone strips, especially when feet are involved. (I remember reading somewhere that one of the signs of sexual abuse in children has a knowledge/won't shut up about/have an interest in sex)
- It might explain his reason for choosing Ed and Edd as friends, too. They have different kinds of Parental Abandonment (yes, I know that we never see any of the kids' parents but it's canon that Double D communicates with his parents solely through sticky notes and Ed is The Unfavorite) and Eddy doesn't feel comfortable around adults.
- It would help explain 1+1=Ed.
- Seconded. May's Hidden Depths were one of the biggest AssPulls in the show's history. It's a satire of how most shippers make Kankers Not Evil, Just Misunderstood.
- I don't agree; while May is just as obsessed as her sisters, she has been shown to be the most sensitive of them and in one episode seems genuinely upset at the idea that Ed might reject her for her appearance. She does genuinely love him, even if it gets lost under her Stalker with a Crush/Tsundere tendencies most of the time.
- Plank is willing to break the "don't be active around humans" rule with Johnny because he knows Johnny is a bit of a Cloud Cuckoolander, lowering the odds that the overall secret would be broken should Johnny try to tell anyone. (Not sure if him driving a bus in the movie pokes a hole in this theory.)
It's mainly a dominance thing. As stated several times in the series, the Kankers believe men are weaker than women and should cater to them. Perhaps this is due to their mother's attitudes (alluded to in "Ed Overboard", I believe?), but in any case, there's no denying the Kankers are in total control here, and they love it.
That's why the Kankers were so repulsed by the Eds in "A Twist of Ed." If the girls truly had crushes on the Eds, they would have welcomed their advances from the start- but they don't. They run, because they are no longer in control. Only when Eddy reveals his fear do the Kankers call the Eds' bluff.
- Alternately, they're actually a bunch of closeted Yaoi Fangirls Shippers On Deck who thought the three Eds looked cute together, so they decided to abused them to scare them off the opposite sex and may fall in with one another. note
- Possible, but that doesn't explain Marie's jealousy in May I Have This Ed? when Double D gets to dance with Nazz.
- She's either the only exception to it, has Become The Mask, is that good of an actress that she can fake jealously, is actually outrage due to Het is Ew, but ends up appearing to be jealously, or is jealous over the other one.
- The feelings the Kankers have for the Eds throughout the series seem to be more lust than love, other than in the movie, in which they do show concern for the boys.
- May is left sobbing hysterically when Ed rejects her Valentine's Day card, so her feelings appear to be genuine.
- Or they are lesbian or sexual. The whole schtick is their (blunt) way of denial.
- The most likely explanation, based on several episodes such as "Avast Ye Eds", is that the Kankers merely want men to boss around and force to do their chores. Not because they're domineering and lazy, but because it's a behavior they picked up from their mother.
Jonny agreed to keep it a secret, partly because she's quite the Manipulative *** around him, partly because he didn't want people teasing them being a couple, when in reality they're Just Friends. Mainly the former.
- Johnny 2X4 is such an obvious stoner it's not even funny.
- Eddy's Brother, perhaps. Look at those dark circles around his eyes.
- When they meet Eddy's brother, he asks "Hey why does your girlfriend have a sock on her head?" when referring to Double D.
- Well, the Eddina part is jossed; it's been stated to be Eddward.
- Can't be. Edd's taken off his shirt before, he's male.
- They're children. Girls that age don't develop those yet, is a late bloomer, or, ironically, flat chested.
- Still, it's pretty much Jossed. Nazz is (presumably) the same age and Sarah is younger. Both have been seen wearing a bikini and a one-piece swimsuit, respectively. Edd? He's wearing swimming trunks.
- Maybe he hasn't developed breasts yet? He's only around twelve.
- No, it's jossed. In the third episode the Eds went to a swimming party where they were wearing Eddy's brother's swimming trunks. The trunks snapped off and the three Eds jumped into the pool naked. Ignoring Ho Hay claims, the other Eds would have seen his junk and would've at least shown some shock. Well, maybe they are just good friends and the other Eds are hiding it. That's what you're thinking right? Well, Ed would definitely have reacted and probably let it slip that Double D was a girl. He's that absentminded. Eddy would never be able to keep that secret. He couldn't even keep Edd's middle name, Marion, a secret for more than a minute. Besides, Marie would have felt him up enough to figure out a secret like that and she definitely wouldn't be able to keep her mouth shut either for disgust, arousal, or just plain cruelty.
- Jossed. In See No Ed when Eddy is searching for Ed's missing mask and gloves, he takes off all of his and Edd's clothes, with Edd saying he can't find his underwear. If Edd were a girl, Ed and Eddy would have found out the hard way. Eddy would have tried to claw his eyes out in horror while Ed runs off screaming thinking Edd was a mutant or something.
- I think the posts in the theory above have this one jossed.
Besides being a mooch for money, Eddy might have a hidden double life as a violent yet still-petty crook. He actually has a pair of Brass Knuckles which he uses out of sight to harass and intimidate Rolf, Jimmy, and Sarah. At times out of camera, he physically bullies Ed when the more peaceful and resolved youth are not around. Sarah, Jimmy, and Rolf have a secretive fear of Eddy. Kevin is a major exception, he is actually a protagonist who has zero issues with Ed and Edd. But he obviously has zero tolerance to the sight of Eddy with them, he wants to have a probation put onto Eddy for what he did to Jimmy. If you are wondering how Jimmy gets the out of place bandages from, Eddy is most likely responsible. I personally believe Eddy does this because he knows there is much more strength in mind with his brother- Who is never around for pretty much a lot of his life.
- Confirmed in "Every Which Way But Ed." It was a scam gone awry when Jimmy ate a bowling pin that looked like a pastry horn.
Think about it, if the three characters are always wanting money for Jawbreakers, they never run into luck. But the fact the other ones do get such large balls (no pun intended) of processed sugar and the Eds never do brings up an interesting question- are the Jawbreakers some distant form of Unobtainium? For that matter, what if they have some Karma enchantment? Because Eddy always commits acts of greed and prudent competitiveness, he either never gets a Jaw Breaker or freakishly loses every one he obtains. This goes to the other two as well.
- Double D should still get his then. Just being friends with the Eds isn't sin enough to give bad karma. Also Kevin gets as many free ones as he wants since his dad works at the factory. I doubt Kevin of all people has the best Karma.
Think about it, Ed could actually be sick of Sarah's bad attitude, when he met Eddy, a new influence was put upon him. Ever since the first episode aired it was around the time Ed had displayed ludicrous behavior with Sarah. This happens usually in his basement which he can manipulate the elements of it however he pleases. With this advantage, Ed can lock Sarah into the basement without the stairs being available, the bathroom door locked, the bed taken away, and the TV taken too sadly. His parents are always away at some science fiction conventions, every other Monday that is. That episode where Ed is grounded reiterates every action Ed had done to Sarah onto himself as punishment by his parents. Ed currently undergoes some cheap Psychological therapy.
- Ed stands up to Sarah about once in the show and after the Movie they seem to be getting on well, so I don't think Ed is likely to suddenly begin abusing Sarah, it's rather out-of-character.
Johnny never was a suburban boy, he was always a light wooded area cabin boy. In fact the last name spills this very fact clearly. "2x4" implies that Johnny was born in such an environment. Plank's existence actually comes from the intact emotion of Johnny because he had failed to entirely cope with moving on. The wood it comes from was a perfect log taken away from the cabin.
- Plank's parents could've been the rest of the log.
- Maybe Johnny's dad works (or worked) at a lumber mill.
- I'm not disagreeing with this theory but, when did Double D show attraction to boys?
- Wouldn't you be angered if your son failed every single one of his classes and then tried lying about it?
However, after he saw that Eddy got the abuse far worse than he ever did in the movie, he changes his mind. Already knowing how much of a monster Eddy's brother is, he is able to understand what Eddy is going through. One of the core reasons, in my mind, that Kevin accepted him in the end, was because he realized Eddy's situation and saw that he wasn't truly like his brother. He was a victim, far more of one than any of the others that were bullied by his brother were.
- T.T
- Makes sense, note Kevin's reaction to the possibility of encountering Eddy's brother; both times it's total fear. He's the only one of the kids who has this reaction other than Eddy.
- Well, them and Rolf. Rolf is the oldest and probably the strongest or second strongest kid in the neighborhood. He could just lack Kevin's narrow view point, which is sort of ironic, which is why he is more tolerant of the Eds. He even calls them 'Ed boys' like a pet nickname. Rolf is downright terrified of Eddy's brother and when he stands up to him in the movie, Rolf pushes Kevin forward to join in. It was as if Rolf needed backup to keep his courage. This is the guy who jumped off a cliff into an oncoming train in a battle against Eddy for a merit badge.
- Maybe all the mean stuff Kevin did to Eddy (like "Your Ed Here") are repeats of what Eddy's Brother did to him.
- But Johan is blond and Ed's mom is blond, while both Ed and Sarah are redheads; genetically speaking, they could have only been blondes with two blonde parents, so Johan couldn't be their father
- Plus, I doubt Johan is sane enough to maintain a relationship long enough to have two kids and raise them to their tween years.
- Would make sense, wouldn't be the only time he took revenge on them for pranking him.
- But Ed and Eddy were apparently already friends before the two of them met Edd, as seen in the flashback episode.
- Umm actually it can't happen. I mean as revealed in the second season finale, Alice apparently still has a part of "Big Al" left in her and it's between "her" legs if you get my drift. However I dunno if the Warden is aware of it But Jared is.
- Uh, actually the Mistress is not Alice. She's from Ultra Prison.
- This could have been true until until the last part; Edd's statements suggest he has a mother and father, and that he does interact with them, meaning the theory is impossible.
- Can't be; The Mistress appears in later episodes and reconciles, to a degree, with the Warden and mellows out significantly. If Edd were really her child, she'd have gotten him back from Cherice and told the Warden the truth.
- Alternate theory; Edd is their son, but not in the canon timeline. Rather, he's from an Alternate Timeline where they form an actual relationship and get married, combining their jails into one. Edd was born in and spent the first years of his life in Ultra-Superjail. Since his parents were busy running their jails, they usually left Jared and Sharice to babysit him. This explains his personality; from his father, he gained his penchant for inventing, the gap in his teeth, and cheerfulness; from his mother, he inherits the more authoritarian parts of his personality; and from his caretakers, he inherited his prim and proper and organized personality, as well as his neurotic tendencies and kindness. As for why he's in Peach Creek, when he was very young, he probably got loose in the jail and was injured by a prisoner or some other kind of craziness. This is why he wears the hat; in order to hide the scarring the incident caused. After that, Warden and Mistress realized a jail wasn't the healthiest place to raise a child, so they moved to Peach Creek when Edd was a toddler. Since the jail keeps them busy, however, they're gone most of time and leave the sticky notes so he'll know what to do while they're gone.
- Umm actually it can't happen. I mean as revealed in the second season finale, Alice apparently still has a part of "Big Al" left in her and it's between "her" legs if you get my drift. However I dunno if the Warden is aware of it But Jared is.



- Edd is a redhead, Eddy is a blond, and Ed is a brunette.
- Actually, Ed is a redhead
◊. Eddy has been shown to have either blue, black, or brown hair. Edd...Don't ask.
- This would be an excellent theory, but Ed has blue-green eyes
◊ in The Luck of the Ed. It could be the glass though.
- Actually, Ed is a redhead
- But why would he be in love with Eddy?
- You don't choose who you fall in love with.
- And his mother is...Monica Gellar? Obsessive about cleaning, good cook (apparently Edd's mother is good at making pie). Maybe scientists run in the family, with Uncle Ross being a paleontologist.
- That actually sounds about right.
- I also have some, or one, idea on the barber shop accident, explaining why even after DD tested it, everyone else tested it too. He, DD, bred a bacteria that would eat away at your hair, and dead skin on your head, when it got low enough. When the height was reached you would wash it out. Everyone saw that it was working so wonderfully, so they all got on board to get their hair eaten to the perfect length, when things went bad. The Bacteria had a taste for live skin, and would not wash out so easily. By the time the anti bacteria had been made from the remains of the existing bacteria, it was too late for DD, but not everyone else. BAM
- Hard to imagine what else it'd be.
- Besides, they never revealed what was under Edd's hat yet...
- His Jawbreaker obsession and his means of getting it proves otherwise to being the embodiment of Sloth.
He, along with every male in the culdasac, wants nazz, so Lust isn't definetly proven, yet.
Greed or Gluttony, which are you going with? Gluttony doesn't stick, considering we haven't even see him get a taste. Maybe he just really wants another taste, after his brother hoarded them all from him. Where as greed definetly sticks. He gets a crazy look in his eye when holding a few quarters.
If you're really enterested in how sinful Eddy is check thisout. You may find that it was written almost completly about him, particularly 9 in the movie, and 13 when he had that zit.
- Contradicting your so called contradiction Eddy does possess all of the seven deadly sins not just some of them.
Sloth- He does possess laziness, despite the fact that he wants jawbreakers and devises schemes to get them he doesn't put any effort to make his scams work other besides operating them after his friends have broken their backs creating them, and he is not willing to just work for money; he would rather con than earn money. Lazy people want just like hardworking people and their desires for what they want doesn't make them any less lazy.
Lust- That's why it's non-sentimental. One more thing just because everyone else is doing something wrong doesnt mean it's right.
Gluttony- This one could be debated however, but more or less he posseses this one too. Not to sound funny or anything but Eddy does look a little chubby, he's not exactly skinny.
-I want to agree with you but I could only find one picture of a shirtless eddy, and he doesn't look fat to me, only the slight pudginess of any child that doesn't execise.P.S. how'd you like how similar those sins were with Eddy's overall personality, On Point, right?
- As for the Eds, considering that it was a cartoon and that there were episodes after that they probably lived after their ordeal in that hole. Instead of death they just suffered a concussion that anyone would suffer after taking a serious beating.
- Something tells me Sarah's going to change that.
- Why was Sarah so worried in "Stop, Look and Ed" when she found out her parents were coming back and she and Jimmy had eaten all the ice-cream if they're afraid of her?
- Sounds like a possibility. It could even be taken a step further- the kids lived in the neighborhood in separate times and that zone throws them together in one world.
- Getting better grades than EDDY is not exactly difficult. And I don't see how calling people out for being mean in any way makes you smart. As for quoting government law, while it certainly makes her LOOK smart, it doesn't necessarily mean she IS smart (Though you might have a point with that one.).
- No, SpongeBob isn't that stupid. If anything, Ed is a reincarnation of Patrick Star.
- If anyone were reincarnated from SpongeBob, it would be Edd as noted by his goody-goody two-shoes nature. There also seems to be some Sandy Cheeks in him, being a Gadgeteer Genius.
- Or maybe Jimmy is SpongeBob.
- And Eddy is obviously a reincarnation of Mr. Krabs. He could also be Squidward because he is incredibly haughty and gets beaten and tortured on a regular basis.
- Jossed, at least partially; Ed responds to Edward, and was called Edward in his nightmare about his mom. And Double-D refers to himself as Eddward, and is called that in his parent's sticky notes. Eddy, though, hasn't been called Edward yet, so the theory might still hold for him.
- Edwin anyone?
- Conversely, "Eddy" is only a nickname; his real name is something quite embarassing or hard to pronounce.
- Puella Magi Johnny? Sounds good to me. Though, he doesn't have the nail mark.
- Wouldn't "puer" be a more appropriate term? Puella is Latin for "lass", or "little girl".
- He was trying to humiliate Eddy and make him miserable, you don't do that by forcing somebody to kiss someone you think they like.
- Being forced to kiss someone can actually be somewhat humiliating.
- He was trying to humiliate Eddy and make him miserable, you don't do that by forcing somebody to kiss someone you think they like.
- It's technically possible, but you have to fudge the numbers a bit. Lee would have to have been conceived before Eddy was born. Even if Eddy's brother impregnated Ms. Kanker at age 16, he would still have to have at least 11 years on Eddy (or more, if Lee is older than Eddy). That means he hung around the house until he was at least in his early twenties—otherwise Eddy would have been too young to even remember him. We don't know how long Eddy's brother has been gone when the series starts, but in "Ed...Pass It On" even the younger Sarah and Jimmy seem to remember him well enough to do a convincing impersonation of him, so it couldn't have been that long. So if we figure Eddy's bro knocked up Ms. Kanker at age 16, that puts him at age 27 by the Big Picture Show. Now, I know that seems about right given how he's drawn, but bear in mind that the Eds look closer to 15 than to 11. Still, it's possible (but not probable) that the Big Picture Show saw 11-year old Lee Kanker beat up her 27-year-old father. Which makes the guy's history of abusing Eddy even more horrifying.
- So this may be why Sarah, Kevin, and (sometimes) the other kids get away with what they do to the Eds.
- Jossed - Antonucci stated that the Eds are his author avatars, probably named like this because Danny's middle name is Edward.
- He could just be lying in order to cover it up.
- A clue is provided at the ending of "An Ed in the Bush", where Sarah was yelling for Ed to show himself. It's never implied why she was angry, although she was wearing a frilly dress at the time...
- The anger was probably in reaction to the Eds' holing up downstairs for three days.
- Yet she doesn't mind wearing a shirt that shows her navel, and a pink one at that?
- Except there have been instants were she was in frilly outfits and seemed fine, or even happy.
- She might not mind it sometimes, or if it's a special occasion (like Halloween), it's just being forced into one is what annoys her. Plus, Sarah's mother likely bought the pink shirt for her.
(for explanation's sake: Edd means EW's Edd, Double D means EEnE's Edd)
To be precise: Matt is Ed's, Tom is Eddy's and Edd is Double D's.
- It's implied that Ed's dad is a Henpecked Husband. Matt would fit this role, due to being a coward. Also, both Ed and Matt have ginger hair.
- Tom isn't exactly a role model. He could bring up someone as depraved as Eddy or his brother.
- Double D spells his name with two D's to honor his father.
The EW trio split up for some reason. A few years later Matt and Tom bumped into each other in the USA and decided to settle down in one place, as neighbours. They both named their sons Edward to honor their other friend. Some time later Edd got in touch with his buddies and decided to move to Peach Creek. Then it turned out he also has a son, Edward Jr. The EEnE trio hanged together most of the time because so did their fathers.
The series would focus on the sisters trying to win the Eds' affection (and eventually other kids' respect) due to Heel Realisation or deciding that the usual routine won't work if the Eds will fight back, supported by the other kids. Then, the Laser-Guided Karma strikes. If handed correctly, the Kankers would get some Character Development and Divergent Character Evolution and end up Rescued from the Scrappy Heap.
Or, alternatively, the series would end with Eds finally winning against the Kankers for real and the Kankers would be sent to jail for all the stuff they pulled on the Eds.
- Both of the protagonist(s) are bald
- The main character(s) live in a universe where all Kids Are Cruel and to add up to that every single person is out to get the heroes
- Both hero(es) live in a world where Adults Are Useless
- Both character(s) perform out of the ordinary task for money. The Edd's conduct scams and Jimmy performs odd task for numerous people.
- Both of their individual universe's possess a watered down version of The Smurfette Principle.
- Both worlds have a trademark junk food E En E's is jawbreaker and Bullworth's(Bully's) is beam cola.
- The two individual works of fiction emphasize on stereotypes.
- The two different worlds manage to perfectly blend overwhelming violence with innocent slapstick comedy.
- Both Edd and Gary are socially awkward Extreme Doormats with unusually high number of female adorators.
- Nazz and DiDi are beautiful, yet oblivious blondes with unusually high number of male adorators.
- Zii and Marie are Karma Houdini Tomboys. In first strips Zii wore a black tank top.
- Think about it, they both have red hair, and an obsession with their mothers. Maybe when Asuka was in instrumentality she created a lengthy experience of a normal childhood, only to decide that a fake existence with fictional people was meaningless, and that she'd rather return to reality. When she gets there, she finds that everyone except Shinji really enjoys instrumentality, and only Shinji is there to greet her.
- Alternatively, the Eds are each a part of Shinji's personality.
- Seconded. The Kanker sisters may be jerks but I've never thought they were rapists.
- People seriously believe they're rapists?
- On this very wiki their schtick is referred to as rape by some, though maybe it's just a mental shortcut.
- It's G-rated rape, sure, but it nonetheless possesses the core characteristics, namely that the Eds have no consent to it.
- Except that in "Know-It-All Ed," the Eds advertise the turkey basters as "imported Canadian squirt guns."
- Yeah, no. Granted, Eddy is short-tempered and well...short and very sensitive about it like Ed Elric, but that's where the similarities end; Eddy is motivated by greed, is more or less an idiot and has been shown to be willing to thropw his friends under the bus to get what he ants while Ed Elric is not greedy, is quite intelligent under the rough exterior and cares deeply for Al and his friends in general and would never treat them like Eddy does to his friends on an average day. And there aren't any similarities between Al and E En D's Ed.
- Of course, that raises the question of how she got to Peach Creek from the Fire Nation and why neither of her kids inheirted her looks despite looking different from one another.
- If living in a trailer and having no washing machine is any indication, they aren't exactly a rich family. No one would let someone with barely enough money to survive adopt another child.
From what I recall, Kevin was grounded at the beginning of the episode, and considering how infamous "Your Ed here" is among the fanbase for what Kevin did to Eddy, i'd say that being grounded was Kevin's karma.
- How would Kevin's parents find out what Kevin did? It's unlikely any of the cul-de-sac kids would tell on him.
- If one of the kids in your neighbourhood humiliated you because of your middle name, wouldn't you tell on him too?
- Maybe Kevin wasn't grounded for blackmailing Eddy and then revealing his secret even after he did every sick thing Kevin made him do, but because Kevin made Eddy kiss another boy on the lips. If that didn't get him grounded, nothing will.
- I think he was grounded because his parents found out he constantly commits assault and battery against the Eds.
- You aren't the only one - there's a few Eddy/Sarah fics out there.
- Why? Because both trios follow the same formula: Schemer, Dumb Muscle, No-Respect Guy?
- My friend actually read this someplace. Apparently there's an idea that Edd is writing the sticky notes himself, and that his parents died long ago, so he writes the notes to himself.
- Judging by "Cleanliness Is Next To Edness", either Jossed or Edd is very deep in denial.
- It's usually found in people who are around late teens/early twenties. They tend to exhibit obsessive behaviour, which arguably Eddy's Brother shows small signs of in his old bedroom as he is shown to be a Collector of the Strange. His rapid moodswinging in the movie might be explained by this; At first he seems happy enough to see Eddy, then he gets violent rather quickly, so maybe being forced to go outside for reasons that don't directly benefit him is a Berserk Button. We also see him emerge from his trailer wearing sunglasses, despite it being dark inside anyway, so he likely is sensitive to direct sunlight.
- Allow me to elaborate: while they find it annoying (or do they?), they are either too lazy to do something with it or simply allow the girls to have some fun, because one more humiliation doesn't really make a difference to them. Apart from "A Twist Of Ed", when the girls broke into their houses, they didn't really make any long-term efforts to stop them. Keep in mind we are dealing with a guy who can lift a house without breaking a sweat, another guy who can construct everything out of duct tape and cardboard, and their leader, who doesn't mind using their talents for less moral reasons than self-defense. As a team, they would be more than capable of putting Kankers back in their place and no one would mind it. Even more, they'd be hailed as heroes, 'cause Kankers are hated by everyone except Ed and Edd, who are "just" scared of them.
- A duplicate of his brother. Though he already was a Jerkass, he could have evolved into something much more despicable and start abusing the other kids in the same way he was abused by his brother, possibly even worse.
- Emo or Goth. The friendship he shares with Ed and Edd may prevent him from ever becoming that bad. Instead, he could have undergone a transformation from Deadpan Snarker to The Eeyore. He just wants to fit in, but nobody understands him.
- Maybe that's why he has his hair spiked up.
- Or at the very least, so desperate for attention that he'd be willing to accept humiliation. This was pretty much the only thing that got Eddy noticed by a crowd. There's some bleak hope in this: If Eddy got used to being laughed at, then Kevin and the others would see no more purpose in it, thus they would either befriend him or ignore him completely.
- Maybe this is why Sarah hates him so much.
- Speaking of which, she might also have been a victim herself. The reason she has such jerkass traits is because she learned them from Eddy.
- So Sarah took the opposite approach? Instead of being frightened, like Jimmy, she instead became (in her mind) a Bully Hunter?
- Exactly what I was thinking.
- Speaking of which, she might also have been a victim herself. The reason she has such jerkass traits is because she learned them from Eddy.
- The Eds will live together in an apartment building. The series will depict them in more mature situations than the original show.
- You'd probably be angry too if you had to share a house with a bumbling idiot. Especially if he happens to be friends with a selfish jerkass who constantly scams you and your peers.
- So Sarah and Eddy aren't just very similar characters, they have also the same Freudian Excuse for their behavior (their older brothers).
- So yeah, Eddy's brother is also responsible for ruining Ed's life.
- He's basically ruined the lives of every kid in the Cul-De-Sac (directly or otherwise). Eddy, Ed and Kevin were the hardest hit.
- That doesn't really explain why she'd take things out on Ed.
- Working out her rage issues brought around by said scam, maybe?
- So why doesn't she take things out on Sarah, too?
- He's basically ruined the lives of every kid in the Cul-De-Sac (directly or otherwise). Eddy, Ed and Kevin were the hardest hit.
- Ed will be a director of sci-fi monster movies, following Danny Antonucci's footsteps.
- Edd will be a brilliant scientist and inventor of outlandish machines.
- Eddy will run an amusement park named after himself, complete with rides reminiscent of some of his scams.
- Sarah and Jimmy will either run a fancy country club or a fashion salon.
- Kevin will either be a famous sports player or a policeman.
- Nazz, and her sporty self, could go on to the Olympics.
- Jonny 2x4 will be locked up in a mental institution somewhere.
- Rolf will own a farm.
- The Kankers will raise families of unruly rednecks. At least one will definitely try to marry one of the Eds.
- His parents. It is possible he thought Eddy was the favourite child, so he regularly torment Eddy out of jealousy. The joy of beating him up soon lead Eddy's Brother to torment the other kids. It could also be that Eddy's parents have a history of abusing their children.
- Some brute who used to beat on him all the time (mentioned in an above trope).
- It was caused from a birth defect.
- Or one of his parents gave him such a bashing that it gave him permanent head trauma.
- This one seems unlikely, since Ed can pull of his own head and not feel pain or have it do much damage at all.
- Or it could have even been caused by Eddy's Brother.
- Maybe while testing his own strengh or helping Eddy with one of his scams (possibly the eating-the-television-set scam) as a toddler he accidentally dropped something heavy (like a house) on his head.
- They just act as if they do all because of Kevin. Kevin's got status in the cul-de-sac, as we've seen in some episodes: he's able to impress all of the others with his bike stunts, and he seems like such a cool kid, that all the others want to hang with him... and since he hold contempt towards the Eds, the other kids act as if they do too, but only when around him. Otherwise, notice how the other kids don't even seem to mind the Eds' presence. In fact, Jonny, Rolf, and Nazz in particular even seem to consider them their friends, they rarely ever seem annoyed or bothered by the Eds, and even approach them at times with things to do. But because Kevin is more popular than they are, and the other kids want to be popular too. If Kevin leaves the scene because of the Eds, the others are sure to follow (as evident before). Even so, Kevin seems to only harbour ill feelings towards Ed and Eddy, simply because their quirks and traits annoy him, whereas Double D, arguably the most "normal" one of the three, Kevin is a lot more tolerant of.
- When the Eds and the Kankers first met each other in the series the Kankers already seemed to have a pretty good idea of who the Eds were. Sure it's the Kankers but it's a bit weird even for them to have suddenly decided to stalk the Eds given that they've been shown as being boy crazy in general
- The whole thing with the treasure map left by Eddy's Brother leading directly to the Kankers' trailer. It's a bit too convenient that the treasure happened to be buried directly under their trailer. Not only that but the treasure seemed to have belonged to the Kankers the whole time suggesting it was a set-up from the start.
- The fact that the Kanker family was mentioned in a page torn out of a Peach Creek history textbook adds the possibility that Eddy's brother found out about the Kankers while researching his own family, and when he enlisted the Kanker sisters as agents, he tore the page out as a way to entice them to move to Peach Creek by proving that their family owned Peach Creek.
This all leads to the possibility that the Kankers were working for Eddy's Brother during the course of the series. When he left Peach Creek for whatever reason he wanted to ensure that Eddy was still miserable even when he wasn't around so he hired the Kankers to assault him on a regular basis (it would possibly explain why Eddy is their most frequent target of the trio). After learning of the other two Eds the Kankers decided to just go after all three in general so no one would catch on.
- In "Nagged to Edd" it is clearly stated that they just moved in.
As for the events of the movie it's possible that over the time the Kankers actually did start to develop genuine feeling for the Eds and decided to pull a Heel–Face Turn after seeing what Eddy's Brother was really like
- If the series does indeed take place in some sort of purgatory-like setting, then Eddy's Brother would be its ruler. And his trailer would be an entrance to hell.
- His hat gets knocked off when he's hit with the door in the movie and he has pretty much the same hair/head design as Eddy, right down to the three hairs.
- Well, yeah. Even Eddy's parents are aware that Eddy is a habitual liar- in Eddy's report card, his teacher even called him a megalomaniac.
- Think about it. This would be scarring for someone like Jimmy in a number of ways; increasing humiliation, maybe preventing him from eating his favorite food.

- Think about it: him having horns under that hat would fit perfectly with Ed and Eddy's reactions whenever his hat came off!
- Aren't Diclonius a One-Gender Race?
- There was at least one male in the manga, I think.
- Aren't Diclonius a One-Gender Race?
- Think about it. In the movie, when they find Eddy's Brother, they share a hug and everything seems happy. Then Bro suggests they play Uncle and Eddy looks like his brother had just told him Christmas was cancelled. What if this was what it was like at home? Which explains quite a few things about certain episodes.
- Luck of the Ed. When Ed loses Eddy's magizines, Eddy goes ballistic. Ed smiles and says: "The number you are dialing is out of service." Eddy respondes by attaching giant clamps to Ed's face! Jimmy is happily playing in a sandbox the magizines might be in? Eddy throws him out of the playground. Kevin rides by on his bike, minding his own business? Eddy automatically suspects him of trying to steal the magizines. Edd points out this behavior? Eddy accuses him for working for Kevin, then steals his hat and rips Ed's eyebrow off! Jonny is holding the box the magizines were in and smiling about it? Eddy pounces him. Ed happily tells Eddy he hid the magizines in a different spot? Eddy knees him in the groin! It's obvious Eddy has trust issues, but attacking people when they're not even doing anything?!
- Pick an Ed. Eddy tries to find out who made offensive graffiti about him, so he makes an alter-ego named Carl. But when all the Kids act nice to him, Eddy gets all paranoid that they're out to get him. It's obvious whatever his brother did to him it screwed up his sense of judgement a lot more than we first thought.
- After all, they wouldn't have chased the Eds across vast distances just to beat them up, would they?
- On the other hand, these are the same kids who once sealed the Eds in concrete for accidentally breaking a window.
- When Jimmy holds it, he becomes muscular and manly; he wishes deep down that he was less of a Butt-Monkey, less feminine and strong enough to defend himself against bullies or anything else that is out to get him.
- When Sarah holds it, she becomes all-loving and a Cuddle Bug; she wishes deep down to be more caring towards the Eds, especially Ed, but doesn't know how to express it.
- Rolf...I'm not sure. He sings, maybe he deep down wants to pursue a singing career and not work at a farm?
- Ed becomes an intellectual and a critic; he wishes deep down to be more intelligent and observant.
- Eddy becomes motherly; he wishes deep down that he was less self-centered and more caring/concerning towards others.
- Edd becomes...stripper-iffic; he wishes deep down that he was less neurotic and uptight, and instead more laid-back and carefree.
- That only leaves out Kevin, Nazz, and the Kankers. What if they were to touch the boomerang as well?
- Kevin: He yearns for acceptance similar to Eddy, but he remains popular by constantly bullying the Eds. Would likely make him much more soft-spoken and compassionate, almost therapist-like.
- Nazz: She's already pretty true to herself, so might not even affect her. Unless it really does just flip your personality, then it would probably make her extremely loud and violent, similar to Sarah's normal personality.
- The Kankers: As shown in the Reverse Psychology episode and the movie, their clingy obsessiveness over the Eds isn't so much genuine as it is the only way they know how to interact with them. The boomerang could very much make them "normal," at least in portraying how they care for the Eds.
- Now, I'm fully aware that most people practicing BDSM are neither sadists or forceful like the Kankers. I just got this idea from "A Twist of Ed" wherein the Eds fire their weapons back at them by pursuing them. Instead of accepting their affection, the Kankers flee, because they're no longer in control. They want to be the Dommes in their respective relationships, but since they're preteens, they won't realize it until they're old enough. That's also why the things they do now that resemble bondage (like in "Ed Overboard") isn't overly sexual in nature.
- From what we've seen about the Kankers' family life, it's doubtful they have any positive examples of relationships; their mother is implied to have had very bad relationships with men, as seen by the fact the girls have three different fathers and their mother's negative comments about men. Having only their mother's relationships as references, they are afraid to give themselves entirely in a relationship for fear they will get hurt. So, when they develop crushes on the Eds, they try to protect themselves by being the dominant/aggressive ones in the relationship, basically hurting the Eds before they can hurt them. They didn't think this way at first, as we see in Nagged to Ed, but after seeing the Eds take advantage of them, they realize they'd have to be that way lest they become their mother. That also explains why they were so freaked out when he Eds were using reverse psychology on them; the Eds were becoming, to them, like the men that had hurt their mother and they had to resist that.
- Hence the hat. Ed would think it's cool (scaly patches and all that) and people do typically ask if it hurts like Eddy did (it doesn't typically. It just itches for the most part).
- Back when she was a child, her father treated her and her sister (Ed's aunt mentioned in Mission Ed-Possible) like dirt while enabling her brother's (Who was a lot like Ed himself) stupid actions.
- At one point when she attempted to call out her dad for the way she treated her, he punished her by making her sleep in the basement making sure to remove the stairs as well.
- She later vowed that if she gave birth to any children, the females would be treated better than the males.
- The fact that Ed reminded her of her brother combined with the way her father treated her is why she treats Ed like trash while spoiling Sarah.

- Both are the outsider and the "individual" member of their trio who contrast with the other Those Two Guys (Ed and Eddy) and Those Two Girls (Lee and Marie).
- Both are the nicest and the Token Good Teammate of their respective trio, and often picked on by the other two meaner members.
- Both are the smartest of their repective trio, and the only ones with academic interests. They bond over their chemistry knowledge. Ed and Eddy, just like Lee and Marie all hate school and have no interest in academics.
- Both are naive and gullible. May is not actually stupid (Ed is), just extremely naive and prone to fall for Lee and Marie's tricks and pranks, just like it happens very often with Double D when Ed and Eddy pull pranks on him. Their innocence also helps them being easily tricked by their more devious companions. Being both book-smart, May and Double D are actually both the same type of Ditzy Genius.
- Both are the submissive Extreme Doormat of their trio, and they have two companions who dominate over them.
- Both are the most sensitive and romantic members of their trio. Ed has no interest in romance and thinks Girls Have Cooties, while Marie is just sexually aggressive and never shows a real sensitive, romantic side like May did. Double D is also more romantic than Ed and Eddy, and at the end of Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullabaloo he smiles dreamily while looking at the card that May gave him earlier.
- Jossed; he's shown eating meat in other episodes. He probably just didn't want to eat a random pile of raw meat.
In reality, Buster was a victim of Parental Neglect whose only companion was his dog. One day, his parents made the move to Peach Creek, doing away with Butch in the process. Now totally abandoned, Buster decided to befriend a random hunk of wood and change his name. Really, who would have 2x4 as a last name?
- In 6th grade, my Language Arts teacher (GenEd 4th grade) had us work in pairs for the fitness exam. However, I would be at Math when my classmates take the test. At the end of the year assembly, the 4th grade teachers also recognize the students that met all the requirements in said exam (cardio, flexibility, sit-ups, push-ups, trunk lift, and body composition) in conjunction with the 5th grade classes that took and passed the actual exam.
- In my middle school, the 6th graders now do the fitness exam with their 7th grade classmates. This means that throughout the 3-year middle school experience (grades 6-8), we should expect the fitness test every Spring because of our 7th grade classmates. I took the fitness exam (again) in 8th grade for that same reason.