History WMG / BleachShikaiSilly

Really, the coincidences are so coincidential it's scary. OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent (Kyon and Ichigo) [[BoyMeetsGirl meets]] girl who changes his life in some way (Haruhi and Rukia). The boy and the girl are part of a Five Man Band. The other three members are a {{Moe}} large-chested [[HeroesWantRedheads redhead]] (Mikuru and Orihime), a [[TheSmartGuy smart]], [[ScaryShinyGlasses bespectacled]], [[TheStoic stoic]] [[BadassBookworm bookworm]] often [[LastNameBasis called by their last name]] (Nagato and Ishida), and [[TheBigGuy a significantly-taller guy]] with shaggy hair [[LastNameBasis also known by their last name]] (Koizumi and Sado).

* Maybe Mayuri is the son of Urahara and Yoruichi, born out of wedlock and given a pseudonym to mask his identity. Mommy and Daddy couldn't spend that much time with young Mayuri thanks to their duties with the Gotei 13, causing him to grow embittered; in turn, Mayuri turned his attention to science--a curiosity inherited from his father--and ended up becoming the stock MadScientist. His animosity towards Urahara just isn't a raging inferiority complex; it's also quite [[OedipusComplex Oedipal]] in nature. This also explains why Urahara came to release him from his incarceration in the first place: ''it's his son''. Urahara figured the best way to keep Mayuri in check and curb the less savory aspects of his scientific interest would be to keep him under his watchful eye.

[[WMG: The King of the Soul Society is LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya.]]

[[WMG: When he was alive, Shinji was a priest called [[{{LightNovel/Slayers}} Xellos.]]]]

* [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Hinata]] and [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Mikuru]]. All three are shy and busty. Hinata and Orihime have a secret crush on the protagonist. Mikuru and Orihime are both clumsy redheads. Hinata and Mikuru are extremely reservered. Mikuru may also harbor interest for Kyon as well. Also, while Mikuru is "a walking shrine of {{Moe}}", Hinata and Orihime also show Moe traits. Is it even coincidental that they have the same voice in English? Well, for this case, it could have something to deal with her Shun Shun Rikka.

[[WMG:The ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' universe is an alternate universe of the ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'' universe.]]

Really, the coincidences are so coincidential it's scary. OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent (Kyon and Ichigo) [[BoyMeetsGirl meets]] girl who changes his life in some way (Haruhi and Rukia). The boy and the girl are part of a Five Man Band. The other three members are a {{Moe}} [[GagBoobs large-chested]] [[HeroesWantRedheads redhead]] (Mikuru and Orihime), a [[TheSmartGuy smart]], [[ScaryShinyGlasses bespectacled]], [[TheStoic stoic]] [[BadassBookworm bookworm]] [[LastNameBasis often called by their last name]] (Nagato and Ishida), and [[TheBigGuy a significantly-taller guy]] with shaggy hair [[LastNameBasis also known by their last name]] (Koizumi and Sado).

Once you get past the fact that death has apparently made him a lot lazier, their personalities are really similar. So are their looks. And their [[NamesTheSame names are the same]]. Obviously, at some point he's going to release his sword and the result will be awesome red and gold powered armor. You know it's true.

And would've, too, had it been a seinen. Almost all of the characters are good-looking, nearly everyone is a fetish, plenty of them get put in ''tons'' of different, alluring outfits, and they have some subtle and not so subtle HoYay, LesYay and FoeYay. All of the guys have well-sculpted abs and get their cltohes torn apart a lot. The girls are voluptuous with boobs, hips, asses and curves, or are just cute-looking, and tend to wear either revealing or provocative outfits. What's stopping them from getting some more action on the side?

[[WMG: Onozuka Komachi of VideoGame/{{Touhou}} is related to Rangiku enough to explain her nature]]

* http://www.onemanga.com/Bleach/359/02/ Stark fires ceros from his chest. Hmm...

Think about it. Both the Kurosaki family and the Kuwabara family have advanced spiritual awareness, and one son from each family (Ichigo and Kuwabara) developed advanced spiritual powers. Both Ichigo and Kuwabara have similar personalities and characteristics, being school-age street punks who are actually kindhearted, can see ghosts, and are very protective of their friends. Karin and Shizuru are also somewhat similar, both being strong-willed girls with some spiritual awareness, but no involvement in their brothers' affairs. Not only that, but both Isshin and Kuwabara's dad (shown [[http://www.onemanga.com/Yu_Yu_Hakusho/170/15/ here]]) look similar and [[spoiler:have had dealings related to the Spirit World/Soul Society, which might just be two separate parts of the same dimension]]. Lets face it, if they're not related, then at the very ''least'', they're WAY too similar for it to be a mere coincidence.

* Don't believe me: [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/yotsuba/c018/16.html BEHOLD!]]
** Must... make... [[MotivationalPoster Mot]] of this... now...

* Guh, how awesome would that be?!? [[CrazyAwesome Crazy, of course.]]

*** A hedgehog would make lots of sense, taking in consideration his hair already looks a bit like [[SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]'s...

Seriously, how many other people could make such a potentially embarrassing mistake into a CrowningMomentOfAwesome!?

* But right before that, the battle will feature Emery's [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome The Poor and the Prevalent.]]

* Both are the apples of a big chested girl's eye who are both voiced by StephanieSheh.

[[WMG: Ryuken Ishida is related to Sachie Ishida (Hayate's doctor) of MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha]]

[[WMG: In the Anime, when Aizen is defeated, and you know he will be eventually, the scene will have {{ColdPlay}}'s ''Viva La Vida'' playing in the background.]]

The final battle will be Ichigo vs Lelouche. It will be [[JohnnyYongBosch JYB's]] greatest challange ever.