History Tropers / MajorTom

Describe Tropers/MajorTom here.

If only it were that easy....

Well here goes. [[strike: I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]]]] Disregard that, I'm now enlisted as a Specialist in the US Army, I ship out for basic January 31, 2011.

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which [[strike: is gonna get rewritten soonish.]] was just re-written from the SoBadItsHorrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking.

!! Current Launches:

* YouFailGeologyForever
* EveryBulletIsATracer
* IsThatAChallenge
* SciFiKitchenSink

!! YKTTW'd:

* AwesomePersonnelCarrier

!! Current Project:

* [[Literature/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]


!! Shows I like: (all genres and media)

* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* DrMcNinja
* BrawlInTheFamily
* {{Mythbusters}}
* {{Starcraft}}
* {{Warcraft}}: Used to play WoW, but no longer.
* GundamWing: I first saw this on Toonami long long ago
* StarTrek
* StarWars: Not very knowledgeable about the ExpandedUniverse however
* CallOfDuty
** ModernWarfare: Are you oscar mike too hooah?
* {{DMFA}}
* {{Halo}}
* SuperMarioBros: I played the first and the third games for the NES to death
* BunnyMustDie
* IWannaBeTheGuy: I beat it!
* DonkeyKongCountry: played and beat the first one on the SNES
* {{Metroid}}: Beat SuperMetroid on the SNES.
* CommandAndConquer: [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks But only until Red Alert 2 do I like it]]
* ManVsWild: Could do without the {{Squick}}y parts however.
* {{Robotech}}: Saw the first two parts on Toonami.
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Touhou}} I've beaten (1cc) all 6 main shooters at least on Easy. I've seen the [[BonusBoss Extra Stage Bosses]] on at least 4 games.

This page no longer needs tropes, it would crash the wiki if I listed them all.

!! Add your vandalisms here:

* You have goood taste in webcomics but you are terrible at economics! @/{{captainthecaptain}}
* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!
* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}
* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?
* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}
* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}
* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}
* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}
* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713
* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.
* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}

TV Tropes to Washout Tom\\
TV Tropes to Washout Tom\\
Watch your anime and fap to lolicon\\
(Ten) TV Tropes (Nine) to Washout Tom (Eight)\\
(Seven, six) Increasing tropecount (Five) in Writer’s Block (Four)\\
(Three, two) Check jingoism (One) and remember (Liftoff) foreigners are worthless

This is TV Tropes to Washout Tom, your writing’s not that great\\
And the paedos want to know whose shirts you wear\\
Now it's time to leave your basement if you dare

This is Washout Tom to TV Tropes, I'm in the Army, you know\\
And I'm troping in a most peculiar way\\

And my posts look very different today\\
Here am I flunking out of Basic far from the ‘net\\
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand tropes, my story’s feeling very bland\\
But I think I just need to add more\\
Tell Cirno I love her very much, she knows\\
TV Tropes to Washout Tom, your connection’s dead, there's something wrong\\
Can you hear me, Washout Tom?\\
Can you hear me, Washout Tom?\\
Can you hear me, Washout Tom?\\
Can you...\\

Here am I flunking out of Basic far from the Tropers\\
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do...

Describe Tropers/MajorTom here.

If only it were that easy....

Well here goes. [[strike: I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]]]] Disregard that, I'm now enlisted as a Specialist in the US Army, I ship out for basic January 31, 2011.

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which [[strike: is gonna get rewritten soonish.]] was just re-written from the SoBadItsHorrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking.

!! Current Launches:

* YouFailGeologyForever
* EveryBulletIsATracer
* IsThatAChallenge
* SciFiKitchenSink

!! YKTTW'd:

* AwesomePersonnelCarrier

!! Current Project:

* [[Literature/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]


!! Shows I like: (all genres and media)

* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* DrMcNinja
* BrawlInTheFamily
* {{Mythbusters}}
* {{Starcraft}}
* {{Warcraft}}: Used to play WoW, but no longer.
* GundamWing: I first saw this on Toonami long long ago
* StarTrek
* StarWars: Not very knowledgeable about the ExpandedUniverse however
* CallOfDuty
** ModernWarfare: Are you oscar mike too hooah?
* {{DMFA}}
* {{Halo}}
* SuperMarioBros: I played the first and the third games for the NES to death
* BunnyMustDie
* IWannaBeTheGuy: I beat it!
* DonkeyKongCountry: played and beat the first one on the SNES
* {{Metroid}}: Beat SuperMetroid on the SNES.
* CommandAndConquer: [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks But only until Red Alert 2 do I like it]]
* ManVsWild: Could do without the {{Squick}}y parts however.
* {{Robotech}}: Saw the first two parts on Toonami.
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Touhou}} I've beaten (1cc) all 6 main shooters at least on Easy. I've seen the [[BonusBoss Extra Stage Bosses]] on at least 4 games.

This page no longer needs tropes, it would crash the wiki if I listed them all.

!! Add your vandalisms here:

* You have goood taste in webcomics but you are terrible at economics! @/{{captainthecaptain}}
* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!
* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}
* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?
* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}
* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}
* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}
* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}
* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713
* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.
* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?

Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!

The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep Heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Today you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood. [voiceover] From now on, until the day you die, wherever you are, every Marine is your brother. Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: Marines die, that's what we're here for! But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever!

(Sarcastically to Private "Pyle", who is struggling up an obstacle) Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down, it would break my fucking heart! (Pyle reaches the top, and pauses) Well, what are you waiting for Private Pyle, up and over! Move it, move it! Move it! (Pyle pauses) Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then QUIT, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the FUCK down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

You! Did your parents have any children that lived? I bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

Holy dog shit. Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

[Last words] WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?! Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!

FAGGOT

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?

Describe Tropers/MajorTom here.

If only it were that easy....

Well here goes. [[strike: I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]]]] Disregard that, I'm now enlisted as a Specialist in the US Army, I ship out for basic January 31, 2011.

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which [[strike: is gonna get rewritten soonish.]] was just re-written from the SoBadItsHorrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking.

!! Current Launches:

* YouFailGeologyForever
* EveryBulletIsATracer
* IsThatAChallenge
* SciFiKitchenSink

!! YKTTW'd:

* AwesomePersonnelCarrier

!! Current Project:

* [[Literature/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]


!! Shows I like: (all genres and media)

* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* DrMcNinja
* BrawlInTheFamily
* {{Mythbusters}}
* {{Starcraft}}
* {{Warcraft}}: Used to play WoW, but no longer.
* GundamWing: I first saw this on Toonami long long ago
* StarTrek
* StarWars: Not very knowledgeable about the ExpandedUniverse however
* CallOfDuty
** ModernWarfare: Are you oscar mike too hooah?
* {{DMFA}}
* {{Halo}}
* SuperMarioBros: I played the first and the third games for the NES to death
* BunnyMustDie
* IWannaBeTheGuy: I beat it!
* DonkeyKongCountry: played and beat the first one on the SNES
* {{Metroid}}: Beat SuperMetroid on the SNES.
* CommandAndConquer: [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks But only until Red Alert 2 do I like it]]
* ManVsWild: Could do without the {{Squick}}y parts however.
* {{Robotech}}: Saw the first two parts on Toonami.
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Touhou}} I've beaten (1cc) all 6 main shooters at least on Easy. I've seen the [[BonusBoss Extra Stage Bosses]] on at least 4 games.

This page no longer needs tropes, it would crash the wiki if I listed them all.

!! Add your vandalisms here:

* You have goood taste in webcomics but you are terrible at economics! @/{{captainthecaptain}}
* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!
* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}
* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?
* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}
* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}
* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}
* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}
* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713
* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.
* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}

* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}
* You are an ignorant cunt.

* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}

* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.

* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713

* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}

* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! @/{{Driscoll}}

* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitleztvf5oz5}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! @/{{Driscoll}}

* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}

* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}

* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.

!! Tropes currently associated with Tropers/MajorTom {List to grow by WikiMagic so by all means, add more.)
* [[FeedMe ACTING]]
* RuleOfFun
* RuleOfFunny
* BoisterousBruiser
* {{Acrofatic}}
* RuleOfCool
* MoreDakka
* GatlingGood
* ColdSniper
* FriendlySniper
* EverybodyLives
* SoBadItsGood
* SoCoolItsAwesome
* {{HSQ}}
* LeParkour
* BeamSpam
* HumongousMecha
* GratuitousSpanish
* GratuitousJapanese
* GratuitousEnglish
* BestLevelEver ([[TVTropes This]])
* TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife
* ShoutOut
* TestosteronePoisoning
* RatedMForManly
* {{Determinator}}
* BilingualBonus: I am quite fluent in español.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Subverted.
* DeconstructorFleet: What I tend to do when thinking of tropes.
* {{Egregious}}
** TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame: Because you can never have too many shots. [[OrIsIt Or Can You?]]
* {{Filler}}: Averted
* ImprobableAge: Averted
* MsFanservice: Well I hope not! I'm a guy!
* MadeOfIron: I've taken less damage from injury than you'd expect in many cases.
* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: I've been thrown from an ATV and the first thing I thought was "did I break the ATV?". Also see MadeOfIron.
* CloudCuckoolander
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: When I was younger, people thought I was this.
* GenreSavvy
* DangerouslyGenreSavvy
* DoesNotLikeShoes
* CasualDangerDialog
* MadeOfIron
* RidiculousProcrastinator: Natch.

* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}

* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}

* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}

* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?

* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] To obvious?

* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which is gonna get rewritten soonish.

* [[TroperWorks/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]

* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!

!! Add your vandalisms here:

!!! Tropes currently associated with Tropers/MajorTom {List to grow by WikiMagic so by all means, add more.)

!!! Add your vandalisms here:

Describe MajorTom here.

Well here goes. I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]] and can't seem to escape this place. [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife A little help here]]?

Is currently working on at least one GameMod and has begun writing up stuff for a Videogame he plans to eventually make. Some glimpses of both of those are visible on the forums if you know where to look.

Has nothing to do with the Rocket Man.

!! Shows I may try: (All genres and media)

* TouhouProject
* Quite A Few Assorted Anime.
* Anything else that catches my interests.


!!! Tropes currently associated with MajorTom {List to grow by WikiMagic so by all means, add more.)

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[[TheStinger And its gonna be a long long time til touchdown brings me 'round again to find, Im not the man they think I am at home oh no no no! Im a Rocket maaaan. Rocket man....]]