History Tropers / MajorTom

* Have I mentioned lately how much that avi makes me think of a human [[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pachirisu Pachirisu]]? - @/KatanaCat

* [[DavidBowie Ground Control to Major Tom. Ground Control to Major Tom...]] ~ @/{{AzureSeas}}

[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/david-bowie.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Eye’m the cutest!]]

TV Tropes to Washout Tom\\
TV Tropes to Washout Tom\\
Watch your anime and fap to lolicon\\
(Ten) TV Tropes (Nine) to Washout Tom (Eight)\\
(Seven, six) Increasing tropecount (Five) in Writer’s Block (Four)\\
(Three, two) Check jingoism (One) and remember (Liftoff) foreigners are worthless

This is TV Tropes to Washout Tom, your writing’s not that great\\
And the paedos want to know whose shirts you wear\\
Now it's time to leave your basement if you dare

This is Washout Tom to TV Tropes, I'm in the Army, you know\\
And I'm troping in a most peculiar way\\

And my posts look very different today\\
Here am I flunking out of Basic far from the ‘net\\
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand tropes, my story’s feeling very bland\\
But I think I just need to add more\\
Tell Cirno I love her very much, she knows\\
TV Tropes to Washout Tom, your connection’s dead, there's something wrong\\
Can you hear me, Washout Tom?\\
Can you hear me, Washout Tom?\\
Can you hear me, Washout Tom?\\
Can you...\\

Here am I flunking out of Basic far from the Tropers\\
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do...

Describe Tropers/MajorTom here.

If only it were that easy....

Well here goes. [[strike: I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]]]] Disregard that, I'm now enlisted as a Specialist in the US Army, I ship out for basic January 31, 2011.

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which [[strike: is gonna get rewritten soonish.]] was just re-written from the SoBadItsHorrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking.

!! Current Launches:

* YouFailGeologyForever
* EveryBulletIsATracer
* IsThatAChallenge
* SciFiKitchenSink

!! YKTTW'd:

* AwesomePersonnelCarrier

!! Current Project:

* [[Literature/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]


!! Shows I like: (all genres and media)

* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* DrMcNinja
* BrawlInTheFamily
* {{Mythbusters}}
* {{Starcraft}}
* {{Warcraft}}: Used to play WoW, but no longer.
* GundamWing: I first saw this on Toonami long long ago
* StarTrek
* StarWars: Not very knowledgeable about the ExpandedUniverse however
* CallOfDuty
** ModernWarfare: Are you oscar mike too hooah?
* {{DMFA}}
* {{Halo}}
* SuperMarioBros: I played the first and the third games for the NES to death
* BunnyMustDie
* IWannaBeTheGuy: I beat it!
* DonkeyKongCountry: played and beat the first one on the SNES
* {{Metroid}}: Beat SuperMetroid on the SNES.
* CommandAndConquer: [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks But only until Red Alert 2 do I like it]]
* ManVsWild: Could do without the {{Squick}}y parts however.
* {{Robotech}}: Saw the first two parts on Toonami.
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Touhou}} I've beaten (1cc) all 6 main shooters at least on Easy. I've seen the [[BonusBoss Extra Stage Bosses]] on at least 4 games.

This page no longer needs tropes, it would crash the wiki if I listed them all.

!! Add your vandalisms here:

* You have goood taste in webcomics but you are terrible at economics! @/{{captainthecaptain}}
* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!
* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}
* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?
* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}
* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}
* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}
* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}
* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}
* [[DavidBowie Ground Control to Major Tom. Ground Control to Major Tom...]] ~ @/{{AzureSeas}}

* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}

* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713
* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.

[[quoteright:305:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/YellowTerror_786.gif]]
[[caption-width-right:305:UGHHHHH FUCKING CHINKS. ALSO THE IMAGE SAYS "THE YELLOW TERROR IN ALL HIS GLORY" FOR THOSE SQUINTY-EYED SAVAGES OUT THERE WHO CAN'T SEE SHIT I MEAN YOUR FUCKING EYES ARE CONSTANTLY SQUINTING WHAT GIVES.]]

THE CHINAMEN ARE HERE
THE CHINAMEN ARE QUEER
I WON'T GET USED TO IT

IF YOU'RE A TRUE AMERIKAN RISE UP AND DEFEAT THESE SAVAGE BANANA-SKINNED MEN AND SEND THEM CHING CHONGING BACK TO CHINALAND.

ALSO THE SAVAGE BANANA-SKINNED CHINAMEN ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE SOVIETS

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE MORE THAN CHINAMEN AND CHINALAND IT'S THOSE POLAR BEAR ASS FUCKING BOLSHEVIKS FROM THAT BALLS-FREEZING COLD LAND.

Also i have no military experience whatsoever, I'm just a military impostor and washout.

Describe Tropers/MajorTom here.

If only it were that easy....

Well here goes. [[strike: I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]]]] Disregard that, I'm now enlisted as a Specialist in the US Army, I ship out for basic January 31, 2011.

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which [[strike: is gonna get rewritten soonish.]] was just re-written from the SoBadItsHorrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking.

!! Current Launches:

* YouFailGeologyForever
* EveryBulletIsATracer
* IsThatAChallenge
* SciFiKitchenSink

!! YKTTW'd:

* AwesomePersonnelCarrier

!! Current Project:

* [[Literature/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]


!! Shows I like: (all genres and media)

* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* DrMcNinja
* BrawlInTheFamily
* {{Mythbusters}}
* {{Starcraft}}
* {{Warcraft}}: Used to play WoW, but no longer.
* GundamWing: I first saw this on Toonami long long ago
* StarTrek
* StarWars: Not very knowledgeable about the ExpandedUniverse however
* CallOfDuty
** ModernWarfare: Are you oscar mike too hooah?
* {{DMFA}}
* {{Halo}}
* SuperMarioBros: I played the first and the third games for the NES to death
* BunnyMustDie
* IWannaBeTheGuy: I beat it!
* DonkeyKongCountry: played and beat the first one on the SNES
* {{Metroid}}: Beat SuperMetroid on the SNES.
* CommandAndConquer: [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks But only until Red Alert 2 do I like it]]
* ManVsWild: Could do without the {{Squick}}y parts however.
* {{Robotech}}: Saw the first two parts on Toonami.
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Touhou}} I've beaten (1cc) all 6 main shooters at least on Easy. I've seen the [[BonusBoss Extra Stage Bosses]] on at least 4 games.

This page no longer needs tropes, it would crash the wiki if I listed them all.

!! Add your vandalisms here:

* You have goood taste in webcomics but you are terrible at economics! @/{{captainthecaptain}}
* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!
* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}
* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?
* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}
* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}
* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}
* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}
* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713
* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.
* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/robot-monster_319.jpg
[[caption-width:427: TROPER EXTENTION MAJOR TOM, BUSY EXTERMINATING THE HU-MAN.]]

I AM TRO-PER EXTENSION MAJOR TOM FROM PLANET TROPER. I AM AWAITING MY ORDERS FROM PLANET TRO-PER.

I HAVE A VIDEO VIEWSCREEN CALL FROM MY SUPERIOR, GREAT EDDIE.

GREAT EDDIE: HAVE YOU MADE THE CALCULATION OF HUMANS, TROPER MAJOR TOM?

I NEED GUIDANCE, GREAT EDDIE. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I AM NOT SURE.

GREAT EDDIE: YOU SOUND LIKE A HU-MAN, NOT A TRO-PER! CAN YOU NOT VERIFY A FACT?!

I MESHED MY L.I.P WITH MY VIEW-SCREEN AUDITOR AND PICKED UP A COUNT OF FIVE.

GREAT EDDIE: ERROR! ERROR! THERE ARE EIGHT!

THEN THE OTHER THREE ELDUE ME. COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY HAVE A COUNTERPOWER?

GREAT EDDIE: THEN YOU MUST FIND THESE HU-MANS AND ELIMINATE THEM. SUCH IS THE WAY OF THE TRO-PERS.

YES, GREAT EDDIE!

I HAVE BEEN ORDERED BY MY SUPERIOR, GREAT EDDIE TO KILL ALL HU-MANS.
I MUST DO IT WITH MY HANDS.

WE TRO-PERS OBTAIN OUR VAST STRENGTH FROM PLANET TRO-PER, RELAYED FROM INDIVIDUAL ENERGIZERS.

BUT...IF I DESTROY THE HU-MANS...THERE WILL BE NO MORE JAPANESE CARTOON PEDOPHILE PORNOGRAPHY FOR MYSELF AND THE TROPERS TO VIEW...

I CANNOT BUT I MUST...
I MUST BUT I CANNOT...

'''HOW DO YOU CALCULATE THAT?! AT WHAT POINT ON THE GRAPH DOES MUST AND CANNOT INTERSECT?!'''

GREAT EDDIE: TRO-PER MAJOR TOM, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE PLANS?!

NO, GREAT EDDIE...I...I WISH TO MAKE AN ESTIMATE OF MY OWN! I WISH TO JOIN THE EARTH AMERICAN MILITARY.

GREAT EDDIE: TO THINK FOR YOURSELF IS TO BE LIKE THE HU-MAN.

YES.

'''YES! TO BE LIKE THE HU-MANS! TO LAUGH. TO FEEL. TO WANT. TO LOVE. BUT WHY?! WHY ARE THESE THINGS NOT IN THE PLANS?!'''

GREAT EDDIE: YOU ARE AN EXTENSION OF THE TRO-PER AND A TRO-PER YOU SHALL REMAIN. YOUR ORDERS ARE THUS. ONE: DESTROY THE MILITARY. TWO: DESTROY THE JAPANESE PEDOPHILE PORNOGRAPHY. FAIL AND I SHALL DESTROY YOU!

NO. NO! I WILL PROTECT THE MILITARY FROM YOU, GREAT EDDIE.

GREAT EDDIE: SO! YOU WISH TO BE LIKE A HU-MAN?! YOU CAN DIE LIKE A HU-MAN!

NO! GREAT EDDIE! I...I....GAHACDVFBHTHRHHFUHH!

GREAT EDDIE: MY COSMIC Q-RAY WILL BLOW THIS PLANET OUT OF ITS SOLAR SYSTEM. THE TRO-PER SHALL BE TRIUMPHANT!

Describe Tropers/MajorTom here.

If only it were that easy....

Well here goes. [[strike: I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]]]] Disregard that, I'm now enlisted as a Specialist in the US Army, I ship out for basic January 31, 2011.

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which [[strike: is gonna get rewritten soonish.]] was just re-written from the SoBadItsHorrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking.

!! Current Launches:

* YouFailGeologyForever
* EveryBulletIsATracer
* IsThatAChallenge
* SciFiKitchenSink

!! YKTTW'd:

* AwesomePersonnelCarrier

!! Current Project:

* [[Literature/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]


!! Shows I like: (all genres and media)

* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* DrMcNinja
* BrawlInTheFamily
* {{Mythbusters}}
* {{Starcraft}}
* {{Warcraft}}: Used to play WoW, but no longer.
* GundamWing: I first saw this on Toonami long long ago
* StarTrek
* StarWars: Not very knowledgeable about the ExpandedUniverse however
* CallOfDuty
** ModernWarfare: Are you oscar mike too hooah?
* {{DMFA}}
* {{Halo}}
* SuperMarioBros: I played the first and the third games for the NES to death
* BunnyMustDie
* IWannaBeTheGuy: I beat it!
* DonkeyKongCountry: played and beat the first one on the SNES
* {{Metroid}}: Beat SuperMetroid on the SNES.
* CommandAndConquer: [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks But only until Red Alert 2 do I like it]]
* ManVsWild: Could do without the {{Squick}}y parts however.
* {{Robotech}}: Saw the first two parts on Toonami.
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Touhou}} I've beaten (1cc) all 6 main shooters at least on Easy. I've seen the [[BonusBoss Extra Stage Bosses]] on at least 4 games.

This page no longer needs tropes, it would crash the wiki if I listed them all.

!! Add your vandalisms here:

* You have goood taste in webcomics but you are terrible at economics! @/{{captainthecaptain}}
* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!
* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}
* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?
* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}
* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}
* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}
* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}
* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713
* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.
* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}

[[quoteright:305:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/YellowTerror_786.gif]]
[[caption-width-right:305:UGHHHHH FUCKING CHINKS. ALSO THE IMAGE SAYS "THE YELLOW TERROR IN ALL HIS GLORY" FOR THOSE SQUINTY-EYED SAVAGES OUT THERE WHO CAN'T SEE SHIT I MEAN YOUR FUCKING EYES ARE CONSTANTLY SQUINTING WHAT GIVES.]]

THE CHINAMEN ARE HERE
THE CHINAMEN ARE QUEER
I WON'T GET USED TO IT

IF YOU'RE A TRUE AMERIKAN RISE UP AND DEFEAT THESE SAVAGE BANANA-SKINNED MEN AND SEND THEM CHING CHONGING BACK TO CHINALAND.

ALSO THE SAVAGE BANANA-SKINNED CHINAMEN ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE SOVIETS

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE MORE THAN CHINAMEN AND CHINALAND IT'S THOSE POLAR BEAR ASS FUCKING BOLSHEVIKS FROM THAT BALLS-FREEZING COLD LAND.

Also i have no military experience whatsoever, I'm just a military impostor and washout (aka "Walt" to the British).

Describe Tropers/MajorTom here.

If only it were that easy....

Well here goes. [[strike: I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]]]] Disregard that, I'm now enlisted as a Specialist in the US Army, I ship out for basic January 31, 2011.

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which [[strike: is gonna get rewritten soonish.]] was just re-written from the SoBadItsHorrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking.

!! Current Launches:

* YouFailGeologyForever
* EveryBulletIsATracer
* IsThatAChallenge
* SciFiKitchenSink

!! YKTTW'd:

* AwesomePersonnelCarrier

!! Current Project:

* [[Literature/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]


!! Shows I like: (all genres and media)

* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* DrMcNinja
* BrawlInTheFamily
* {{Mythbusters}}
* {{Starcraft}}
* {{Warcraft}}: Used to play WoW, but no longer.
* GundamWing: I first saw this on Toonami long long ago
* StarTrek
* StarWars: Not very knowledgeable about the ExpandedUniverse however
* CallOfDuty
** ModernWarfare: Are you oscar mike too hooah?
* {{DMFA}}
* {{Halo}}
* SuperMarioBros: I played the first and the third games for the NES to death
* BunnyMustDie
* IWannaBeTheGuy: I beat it!
* DonkeyKongCountry: played and beat the first one on the SNES
* {{Metroid}}: Beat SuperMetroid on the SNES.
* CommandAndConquer: [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks But only until Red Alert 2 do I like it]]
* ManVsWild: Could do without the {{Squick}}y parts however.
* {{Robotech}}: Saw the first two parts on Toonami.
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Touhou}} I've beaten (1cc) all 6 main shooters at least on Easy. I've seen the [[BonusBoss Extra Stage Bosses]] on at least 4 games.

This page no longer needs tropes, it would crash the wiki if I listed them all.

!! Add your vandalisms here:

* You have goood taste in webcomics but you are terrible at economics! @/{{captainthecaptain}}
* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!
* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}
* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?
* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}
* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}
* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}
* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}
* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713
* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.
* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}

[[quoteright:305:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/YellowTerror_786.gif]]
[[caption-width-right:305:UGHHHHH FUCKING CHINKS. ALSO THE IMAGE SAYS "THE YELLOW TERROR IN ALL HIS GLORY" FOR THOSE SQUINTY-EYED SAVAGES OUT THERE WHO CAN'T SEE SHIT I MEAN YOUR FUCKING EYES ARE CONSTANTLY SQUINTING WHAT GIVES.]]

THE CHINAMEN ARE HERE
THE CHINAMEN ARE QUEER
I WON'T GET USED TO IT

IF YOU'RE A TRUE AMERIKAN RISE UP AND DEFEAT THESE SAVAGE BANANA-SKINNED MEN AND SEND THEM CHING CHONGING BACK TO CHINALAND.

ALSO THE SAVAGE BANANA-SKINNED CHINAMEN ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE SOVIETS

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE MORE THAN CHINAMEN AND CHINALAND IT'S THOSE POLAR BEAR ASS FUCKING BOLSHEVIKS FROM THAT BALLS-FREEZING COLD LAND.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE MORE THAN CHINAMEN AND CHINALAND IT'S THOSE POLAR BEAR ASS FUCKING BOLSHEVIKS FROM THAT BALLS-FREEZING COLD LAND.

ALSO HERE ARE THE LYRICS TO MY FAVORITE SONG:

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

Describe Tropers/MajorTom here.

If only it were that easy....

Well here goes. [[strike: I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]]]] Disregard that, I'm now enlisted as a Specialist in the US Army, I ship out for basic January 31, 2011.

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which [[strike: is gonna get rewritten soonish.]] was just re-written from the SoBadItsHorrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking.

!! Current Launches:

* YouFailGeologyForever
* EveryBulletIsATracer
* IsThatAChallenge
* SciFiKitchenSink

!! YKTTW'd:

* AwesomePersonnelCarrier

!! Current Project:

* [[Literature/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]


!! Shows I like: (all genres and media)

* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* DrMcNinja
* BrawlInTheFamily
* {{Mythbusters}}
* {{Starcraft}}
* {{Warcraft}}: Used to play WoW, but no longer.
* GundamWing: I first saw this on Toonami long long ago
* StarTrek
* StarWars: Not very knowledgeable about the ExpandedUniverse however
* CallOfDuty
** ModernWarfare: Are you oscar mike too hooah?
* {{DMFA}}
* {{Halo}}
* SuperMarioBros: I played the first and the third games for the NES to death
* BunnyMustDie
* IWannaBeTheGuy: I beat it!
* DonkeyKongCountry: played and beat the first one on the SNES
* {{Metroid}}: Beat SuperMetroid on the SNES.
* CommandAndConquer: [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks But only until Red Alert 2 do I like it]]
* ManVsWild: Could do without the {{Squick}}y parts however.
* {{Robotech}}: Saw the first two parts on Toonami.
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Touhou}} I've beaten (1cc) all 6 main shooters at least on Easy. I've seen the [[BonusBoss Extra Stage Bosses]] on at least 4 games.

This page no longer needs tropes, it would crash the wiki if I listed them all.

!! Add your vandalisms here:

* You have goood taste in webcomics but you are terrible at economics! @/{{captainthecaptain}}
* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!
* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}
* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?
* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}
* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}
* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}
* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}
* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713
* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.
* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}

[[quoteright:305:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/YellowTerror_786.gif]]
[[caption-width-right:305:UGHHHHH FUCKING CHINKS. ALSO THE IMAGE SAYS "THE YELLOW TERROR IN ALL HIS GLORY" FOR THOSE SQUINTY-EYED SAVAGES OUT THERE WHO CAN'T SEE SHIT I MEAN YOUR FUCKING EYES ARE CONSTANTLY SQUINTING WHAT GIVES.]]

THE CHINAMEN ARE HERE
THE CHINAMEN ARE QUEER
I WON'T GET USED TO IT

IF YOU'RE A TRUE AMERIKAN RISE UP AND DEFEAT THESE SAVAGE BANANA-SKINNED MEN AND SEND THEM CHING CHONGING BACK TO CHINALAND.

ALSO THE SAVAGE BANANA-SKINNED CHINAMEN ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE SOVIETS

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE MORE THAN CHINAMEN AND CHINALAND IT'S THOSE POLAR BEAR ASS FUCKING BOLSHEVIKS FROM THAT BALLS-FREEZING COLD LAND.

Describe Tropers/MajorTom here.

If only it were that easy....

Well here goes. [[strike: I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]]]] Disregard that, I'm now enlisted as a Specialist in the US Army, I ship out for basic January 31, 2011.

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which [[strike: is gonna get rewritten soonish.]] was just re-written from the SoBadItsHorrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking.

!! Current Launches:

* YouFailGeologyForever
* EveryBulletIsATracer
* IsThatAChallenge
* SciFiKitchenSink

!! YKTTW'd:

* AwesomePersonnelCarrier

!! Current Project:

* [[Literature/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]


!! Shows I like: (all genres and media)

* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* DrMcNinja
* BrawlInTheFamily
* {{Mythbusters}}
* {{Starcraft}}
* {{Warcraft}}: Used to play WoW, but no longer.
* GundamWing: I first saw this on Toonami long long ago
* StarTrek
* StarWars: Not very knowledgeable about the ExpandedUniverse however
* CallOfDuty
** ModernWarfare: Are you oscar mike too hooah?
* {{DMFA}}
* {{Halo}}
* SuperMarioBros: I played the first and the third games for the NES to death
* BunnyMustDie
* IWannaBeTheGuy: I beat it!
* DonkeyKongCountry: played and beat the first one on the SNES
* {{Metroid}}: Beat SuperMetroid on the SNES.
* CommandAndConquer: [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks But only until Red Alert 2 do I like it]]
* ManVsWild: Could do without the {{Squick}}y parts however.
* {{Robotech}}: Saw the first two parts on Toonami.
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Touhou}} I've beaten (1cc) all 6 main shooters at least on Easy. I've seen the [[BonusBoss Extra Stage Bosses]] on at least 4 games.

This page no longer needs tropes, it would crash the wiki if I listed them all.

!! Add your vandalisms here:

* You have goood taste in webcomics but you are terrible at economics! @/{{captainthecaptain}}
* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!
* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}
* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?
* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}
* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}
* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}
* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}
* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713
* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.
* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}

[[quoteright:305:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/YellowTerror_786.gif]]
[[caption-width-right:305:UGHHHHH FUCKING CHINKS. ALSO THE IMAGE SAYS "THE YELLOW TERROR IN ALL HIS GLORY" FOR THOSE SQUINTY-EYED SAVAGES OUT THERE WHO CAN'T SEE SHIT I MEAN YOUR FUCKING EYES ARE CONSTANTLY SQUINTING WHAT GIVES.]]

THE CHINAMEN ARE HERE
THE CHINAMEN ARE QUEER
I WON'T GET USED TO IT

IF YOU'RE A TRUE AMERIKAN RISE UP AND DEFEAT THESE SAVAGE BANANA-SKINNED MEN AND SEND THEM CHING CHONGING BACK TO CHINALAND.

ALSO THE SAVAGE BANANA-SKINNED CHINAMEN ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE SOVIETS

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE MORE THAN CHINAMEN AND CHINALAND IT'S THOSE POLAR BEAR ASS FUCKING BOLSHEVIKS FROM THAT BALLS-FREEZING COLD LAND.

Describe Tropers/MajorTom here.

If only it were that easy....

Well here goes. [[strike: I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]]]] Disregard that, I'm now enlisted as a Specialist in the US Army, I ship out for basic January 31, 2011.

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which [[strike: is gonna get rewritten soonish.]] was just re-written from the SoBadItsHorrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking.

!! Current Launches:

* YouFailGeologyForever
* EveryBulletIsATracer
* IsThatAChallenge
* SciFiKitchenSink

!! YKTTW'd:

* AwesomePersonnelCarrier

!! Current Project:

* [[Literature/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]


!! Shows I like: (all genres and media)

* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* DrMcNinja
* BrawlInTheFamily
* {{Mythbusters}}
* {{Starcraft}}
* {{Warcraft}}: Used to play WoW, but no longer.
* GundamWing: I first saw this on Toonami long long ago
* StarTrek
* StarWars: Not very knowledgeable about the ExpandedUniverse however
* CallOfDuty
** ModernWarfare: Are you oscar mike too hooah?
* {{DMFA}}
* {{Halo}}
* SuperMarioBros: I played the first and the third games for the NES to death
* BunnyMustDie
* IWannaBeTheGuy: I beat it!
* DonkeyKongCountry: played and beat the first one on the SNES
* {{Metroid}}: Beat SuperMetroid on the SNES.
* CommandAndConquer: [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks But only until Red Alert 2 do I like it]]
* ManVsWild: Could do without the {{Squick}}y parts however.
* {{Robotech}}: Saw the first two parts on Toonami.
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Touhou}} I've beaten (1cc) all 6 main shooters at least on Easy. I've seen the [[BonusBoss Extra Stage Bosses]] on at least 4 games.

This page no longer needs tropes, it would crash the wiki if I listed them all.

!! Add your vandalisms here:

* You have goood taste in webcomics but you are terrible at economics! @/{{captainthecaptain}}
* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!
* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}
* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?
* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}
* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}
* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}
* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}
* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713
* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.
* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}

[[quoteright:305:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/YellowTerror_786.gif]]
[[caption-width-right:305:UGHHHHH FUCKING CHINKS. ALSO THE IMAGE SAYS "THE YELLOW TERROR IN ALL HIS GLORY" FOR THOSE SQUINTY-EYED SAVAGES OUT THERE WHO CAN'T SEE SHIT I MEAN YOUR FUCKING EYES ARE CONSTANTLY SQUINTING WHAT GIVES.]]

THE CHINAMEN ARE HERE
THE CHINAMEN ARE QUEER
I WON'T GET USED TO IT

IF YOU'RE A TRUE AMERIKAN RISE UP AND DEFEAT THESE SAVAGE BANANA-SKINNED MEN AND SEND THEM CHING CHONGING BACK TO CHINALAND.

ALSO THE SAVAGE BANANA-SKINNED CHINAMEN ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE SOVIETS

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE MORE THAN CHINAMEN AND CHINALAND IT'S THOSE POLAR BEAR ASS FUCKING BOLSHEVIKS FROM THAT BALLS-FREEZING COLD LAND.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE MORE THAN CHINAMEN AND CHINALAND IT'S RUSKIES AND THE POLAR BEAR FUCKING BOLSHEVIKS.

Describe Tropers/MajorTom here.

If only it were that easy....

Well here goes. [[strike: I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]]]] Disregard that, I'm now enlisted as a Specialist in the US Army, I ship out for basic January 31, 2011.

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which [[strike: is gonna get rewritten soonish.]] was just re-written from the SoBadItsHorrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking.

!! Current Launches:

* YouFailGeologyForever
* EveryBulletIsATracer
* IsThatAChallenge
* SciFiKitchenSink

!! YKTTW'd:

* AwesomePersonnelCarrier

!! Current Project:

* [[Literature/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]


!! Shows I like: (all genres and media)

* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* DrMcNinja
* BrawlInTheFamily
* {{Mythbusters}}
* {{Starcraft}}
* {{Warcraft}}: Used to play WoW, but no longer.
* GundamWing: I first saw this on Toonami long long ago
* StarTrek
* StarWars: Not very knowledgeable about the ExpandedUniverse however
* CallOfDuty
** ModernWarfare: Are you oscar mike too hooah?
* {{DMFA}}
* {{Halo}}
* SuperMarioBros: I played the first and the third games for the NES to death
* BunnyMustDie
* IWannaBeTheGuy: I beat it!
* DonkeyKongCountry: played and beat the first one on the SNES
* {{Metroid}}: Beat SuperMetroid on the SNES.
* CommandAndConquer: [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks But only until Red Alert 2 do I like it]]
* ManVsWild: Could do without the {{Squick}}y parts however.
* {{Robotech}}: Saw the first two parts on Toonami.
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Touhou}} I've beaten (1cc) all 6 main shooters at least on Easy. I've seen the [[BonusBoss Extra Stage Bosses]] on at least 4 games.

This page no longer needs tropes, it would crash the wiki if I listed them all.

!! Add your vandalisms here:

* You have goood taste in webcomics but you are terrible at economics! @/{{captainthecaptain}}
* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!
* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}
* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?
* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}
* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}
* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}
* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}
* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713
* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.
* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/robot-monster_319.jpg
[[caption-width:427: TROPER EXTENTION MAJOR TOM, BUSY EXTERMINATING THE HU-MAN.]]

I AM TRO-PER EXTENSION MAJOR TOM FROM PLANET TROPER. I AM AWAITING MY ORDERS FROM PLANET TRO-PER.

I HAVE A VIDEO VIEWSCREEN CALL FROM MY SUPERIOR, GREAT EDDIE.

GREAT EDDIE: HAVE YOU MADE THE CALCULATION OF HUMANS, TROPER MAJOR TOM?

I NEED GUIDANCE, GREAT EDDIE. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I AM NOT SURE.

GREAT EDDIE: YOU SOUND LIKE A HU-MAN, NOT A TRO-PER! CAN YOU NOT VERIFY A FACT?!

I MESHED MY L.I.P WITH MY VIEW-SCREEN AUDITOR AND PICKED UP A COUNT OF FIVE.

GREAT EDDIE: ERROR! ERROR! THERE ARE EIGHT!

THEN THE OTHER THREE ELDUE ME. COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY HAVE A COUNTERPOWER?

GREAT EDDIE: THEN YOU MUST FIND THESE HU-MANS AND ELIMINATE THEM. SUCH IS THE WAY OF THE TRO-PERS.

YES, GREAT EDDIE!

I HAVE BEEN ORDERED BY MY SUPERIOR, GREAT EDDIE TO KILL ALL HU-MANS.
I MUST DO IT WITH MY HANDS.

WE TRO-PERS OBTAIN OUR VAST STRENGTH FROM PLANET TRO-PER, RELAYED FROM INDIVIDUAL ENERGIZERS.

BUT...IF I DESTROY THE HU-MANS...THERE WILL BE NO MORE JAPANESE CARTOON PEDOPHILE PORNOGRAPHY FOR MYSELF AND THE TROPERS TO VIEW...

I CANNOT BUT I MUST...
I MUST BUT I CANNOT...

'''HOW DO YOU CALCULATE THAT?! AT WHAT POINT ON THE GRAPH DOES MUST AND CANNOT INTERSECT?!'''

GREAT EDDIE: TRO-PER MAJOR TOM, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE PLANS?!

NO, GREAT EDDIE...I...I WISH TO MAKE AN ESTIMATE OF MY OWN! I WISH TO JOIN THE EARTH AMERICAN MILITARY.

GREAT EDDIE: TO THINK FOR YOURSELF IS TO BE LIKE THE HU-MAN.

YES.

'''YES! TO BE LIKE THE HU-MANS! TO LAUGH. TO FEEL. TO WANT. TO LOVE. BUT WHY?! WHY ARE THESE THINGS NOT IN THE PLANS?!'''

GREAT EDDIE: YOU ARE AN EXTENSION OF THE TRO-PER AND A TRO-PER YOU SHALL REMAIN. YOUR ORDERS ARE THUS. ONE: DESTROY THE MILITARY. TWO: DESTROY THE JAPANESE PEDOPHILE PORNOGRAPHY. FAIL AND I SHALL DESTROY YOU!

NO. NO! I WILL PROTECT THE MILITARY FROM YOU, GREAT EDDIE.

GREAT EDDIE: SO! YOU WISH TO BE LIKE A HU-MAN?! YOU CAN DIE LIKE A HU-MAN!

NO! GREAT EDDIE! I...I....GAHACDVFBHTHRHHFUHH!

GREAT EDDIE: MY COSMIC Q-RAY WILL BLOW THIS PLANET OUT OF ITS SOLAR SYSTEM. THE TRO-PER SHALL BE TRIUMPHANT!

I MESHED MY L.I.P WITH MY VIEW-SCREEN AUDITOR AND PICKED UP A COUNT OF EIGHT.

Describe Tropers/MajorTom here.

If only it were that easy....

Well here goes. [[strike: I'm not a Major yet [[ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV but I have one in college]]]] Disregard that, I'm now enlisted as a Specialist in the US Army, I ship out for basic January 31, 2011.

Is currently writing EndlessConflict, the trope page to which [[strike: is gonna get rewritten soonish.]] was just re-written from the SoBadItsHorrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking.

!! Current Launches:

* YouFailGeologyForever
* EveryBulletIsATracer
* IsThatAChallenge
* SciFiKitchenSink

!! YKTTW'd:

* AwesomePersonnelCarrier

!! Current Project:

* [[Literature/EndlessConflict Endless Conflict]]


!! Shows I like: (all genres and media)

* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi
* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi
* DrMcNinja
* BrawlInTheFamily
* {{Mythbusters}}
* {{Starcraft}}
* {{Warcraft}}: Used to play WoW, but no longer.
* GundamWing: I first saw this on Toonami long long ago
* StarTrek
* StarWars: Not very knowledgeable about the ExpandedUniverse however
* CallOfDuty
** ModernWarfare: Are you oscar mike too hooah?
* {{DMFA}}
* {{Halo}}
* SuperMarioBros: I played the first and the third games for the NES to death
* BunnyMustDie
* IWannaBeTheGuy: I beat it!
* DonkeyKongCountry: played and beat the first one on the SNES
* {{Metroid}}: Beat SuperMetroid on the SNES.
* CommandAndConquer: [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks But only until Red Alert 2 do I like it]]
* ManVsWild: Could do without the {{Squick}}y parts however.
* {{Robotech}}: Saw the first two parts on Toonami.
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Touhou}} I've beaten (1cc) all 6 main shooters at least on Easy. I've seen the [[BonusBoss Extra Stage Bosses]] on at least 4 games.

This page no longer needs tropes, it would crash the wiki if I listed them all.

!! Add your vandalisms here:

* You have goood taste in webcomics but you are terrible at economics! @/{{captainthecaptain}}
* I LIEK CHOCKLIT MILK! AND MUDKIPS!
* It amuses me altogether too much to see Cirno advocating conservative politics with that adorable expression. - {{Tropers/Yuanchosaan}}
* [[strike:This is ground control, you've really made the grade]] Too obvious?
* Serious Cat: Bringing sanity to lunatic threads. @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* That avatar is going to [[TastesLikeDiabetes kill me.]] {{@/Outta The BLAM}}
* Consistent Cirno avatar is consistent! @/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
* Your spaceship knows which way to go. Also, I'll tell your wife you love her very much even if she already knows. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
* BEST. AVIE. EVAR. - @/{{inane242}}
* Yay! Three cheers for vandalism! And capitalism! @/{{MrHollowRabbit}}
* Can you hear me, Major Tom? [[{{ImTakingHerHomeWithMe}} I'm gonna take your avatar home with me]]! - @/{{Driscoll}}
* Thank you for serving our country, Happy 4th of July, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes your]] [[AndThatsTerrible avatar]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards makes]] [[MadScientist me]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood sick]]. -- @/USAF713
* Same as above: Thank you for your service, and long may you reduce the lives of terrorists into feverish, daylight nightmares. Also, commendable bravery for trying to talk sense on the forums. Futile, yes, but noble. Fortunately, our side wins in the end. >:D Praise and respect from Baron Von Richtropen.
* There exists no problem that can't be solved by setting it on [[KillItWithFire FIRE!]] >:D @/{{Johnnyfog}}