History Tropers / Cata

Better than the rest! - [[Tropers/{{Inhopelessguy}} "That One Guy You Know Who Writes Songs. Also The Title Of This Song Is This Very Bit You Are Reading Right Now"]]

What can I tell you about myself? Let's get the boring age, gender, location stuff out the way first (of course, that's a meaning of first that means in the third paragraph of the second section). I'm a 25 year old male living in the amazingly sunny and beautiful section of the world - I'm sorry, I can't do that with a straight face, I'll start again. I'm a 23 year old male living in the amazing grey and dreary section of the world, Nottingham, England. England, as we know, is home to the Englans, so I must confess, I am one of those Englans.

* Facebook: www.facebook.com/cataclismic. One of my plushies also has a facebook, at www.facebook.com/tetsuyagoesnom

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What can I tell you about myself? Let's get the boring age, gender, location stuff out the way first (of course, that's a meaning of first that means in the third paragraph of the second section). I'm a 23 year old male living in the amazingly sunny and beautiful section of the world - I'm sorry, I can't do that with a straight face, I'll start again. I'm a 23 year old male living in the amazing grey and dreary section of the world, Nottingham, England. England, as we know, is home to the Englans, so I must confess, I am one of those Englans.

I'm whiney and self-destructive, which you'll probably figure out for yourself without too much bother. I'm also very much lacking in common sense, so if you see me post something utterly stupid, just remember, it's just Cata doing what he does best.

Currently, I'm working on improving my creative writing to such a level eyes do not bleed, whilst trying to get back into journalism. My dream would be to be a comedian, but I fear I lack many of the crucial characterists for that, namely wit, charm, smarts and quickness. My back up dream is yet to be decided, so if you have a spare back up dream you fancy being considered, loved and, ultimately, procrastinated over, please let me know.

* {{Dramatic Ellipsis}} - Just to let everyone know how much thinking I do...
* {{Emo}} - Self harming, whiney eejit? That's me to a tee.

* {{Nice Hat}} - I just have to have a hat.

* {{Sharp Dressed Man}} - I LOVE being in a suit, so I will look for any excuse to wear one.

* Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game

* Stand-Up Comedy (My dream is to be a comedian, but I have neither the wit, charm, sharpness or guts to do it)

* Have a SpotOfTea for [[@/{{Sakan4k}} me!]]

-->BURNNNNNNSSSSSSSS to death D=

* Huh? How have I not vandalized your page after ''all this time''?! -hurries to set the page on fire- Whew! Glad that's done. :P -@/{{Nekoalexa}}

-->TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA SQUEAK AND SOME MORE TEA =D

* {{Whose Line Is It Anyway}}?

* {{Whose Line Is It Anyway?}}

* {{Would I Lie To You?}}

* {{Avatar: The Last Airbender}}

* Firefly
* Whose Line Is It Anyway?
* QI
* Top Gear
* Futurama
* The Simpsons
* Mock The Week
* Would I Lie To You?
* Scrubs
* House
* Avatar: The Last Airbender

* Batman Begins and The Dark Knight
* Batman and Batman Forever
* The Truman Show
* Zombieland
* Shaun of the Dead
* Alien and Aliens
* The Shining
* The Wrestler

* Half Life 2
* Fallout 3
* Football Manager

* Pokemon (up to Ruby, didn't play after )= )

* The Dillinger Escape Plan
* Envy
* Rinoa
* Devil Sold His Soul
* A Poetic Yesterday
* FACT
* Fair To Midland
* Breaking Benjamin
* Red
* Fightstar

* Letlive.

I studied Computer Games Design at Staffordshire University in the retro years of 2006-2009, and came out of the ordeal with a darker look on life, a shattered love life and a degree. I am currently in work, and as is natural for a Computer Games Design graduate, I've been working in healthcare admin. Recently, I've been at a Sexual Health clinic and, even more recently, an Endoscopy unit. My CV is basically "I told people not to stick things in them, then I told them we're sticking things in every hole." I can also claim to be a published journalist - I wrote for Yu-Gi-Oh! World GX magazine until it's demise, which I swear I had nothing to do with, honest judge. Currently unemployed, dispite me having a CV of 9 jobs since leaving university. I can only assume that this period now is the holiday time I'm owed from those positions.

"The Catas' origin tale is one of wonder and amusement. At one point, electric snails created a small, but powerful, reactor and later on, I think a beige suit is involved. I think. The details are unimportant. The only thing that matters is that this story resulted in a collection of masses. One of them later picked up a keyboard and spewed nonsense into the eyes of unsuspecting people.

The life of a Cata is still unknown, but many of the world's brightest talents have attempted educated guesses. They have deduced, for example, that a Cata would beat most on a slip and slide. They feast on cider and pizza, are addicted to internet discussions about cards and like to talk about themselves in third person when creating their own page. Most of this information is based on the observations of various internet communities, into which the lead Cata (or so it seems - it is certainly the one that has the most human like nature) like to insert himself. Confusingly, he goes by the screen-name 'Cata'.

It is also theorized that all Catas are actually part of a single being - this would be backed up by the one who is believed to be the alpha Cata being the only Cata ever seen by human eyes, as well as his choice of screen-name."

* I do believe that I haven't vandalised your page yet. Despicable! ''-sips tea-'' How are you then my fellow chap? ''-adjusts monocle-'' --@/{{A Crack In Time}}

* I believe that I haven't vandalised your page yet. Despicable! ''-sips tea-'' How are you then my fellow chap? ''-adjusts monocle-'' --@/{{A Crack In Time}}

-->=D -''megafantasticalgarganturianGLOMPLES''-

-->=D -''megafantasticalgarganturianGLOMPLES''-

!A couple of my photos that I'm proud of - Put at the bottom so you don't have to look at them!!

[[quoteright:350:[[{{Nakama}} http://i.imgur.com/jqHkx.jpg]]]]

-->=D -''megafantasticalgarganturianGLOMPLES''-

Currently, I'm working on a novel (which I'm considering adapting into a series of short stories) and trying to make my way into writing. My dream would be to be a comedian, but I fear I lack many of the crucial characterists for that, namely wit, charm, smarts and quickness. My back up dream is yet to be decided, so if you have a spare back up dream you fancy being considered, loved and, ultimately, procrastinated over, please let me know.

-->=D -''megafantasticalgarganturianGLOMPLES''-

!Random bit of writing - put at the bottom so no-one has to read it =D!

What can I tell you about myself? Let's get the boring age, gender, location stuff out the way first (of course, that's a meaning of first that means in the third paragraph of the second section). I'm a 22 year old male living in the amazingly sunny and beautiful section of the world - I'm sorry, I can't do that with a straight face, I'll start again. I'm a 22 year old male living in the amazing grey and dreary section of the world, Nottingham, England. England, as we know, is home to the Englans, so I must confess, I am one of those Englans.

I studied Computer Games Design at Staffordshire University in the retro years of 2006-2009, and came out of the ordeal with a darker look on life, a shattered love life and a degree. I am currently in work, and as is natural for a Computer Games Design graduate, I've been working in healthcare admin. Recently, I've been at a Sexual Health clinic and, even more recently, an Endoscopy unit. My CV is basically "I told people not to stick things in them, then I told them we're sticking things in every hole." I can also claim to be a published journalist - I wrote for Yu-Gi-Oh! World GX magazine until it's demise, which I swear I had nothing to do with, honest judge.

-->=D -''megafantasticalgarganturianGLOMPLES''-

* [[CuddleBug The faeries]] are here to [[TheGlomp]] you! - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a faerie]]

-->You killed him

The life of a Cata is still unknown, but many of the world's brightest talents have attempted educated guesses. They have deduced, for example, that a Cata would beat most on a slip and slide. They feast on cider and pizza, are addicted to internet discussions about kinks and like to talk about themselves in third person when creating their own page. Most of this information is based on the observations of various internet communities, into which the lead Cata (or so it seems - it is certainly the one that has the most human like nature) like to insert himself. Confusingly, he goes by the screen-name 'Cata'.

I studied Computer Games Design at Staffordshire University in the retro years of 2006-2009, and came out of the ordeal with a darker look on life, a shattered love life and a degree. I am currently in work, and as is natural for a Computer Games Design graduate, I've been working in healthcare admin. Recently, I've been at a Sexual Health clinic and, now, an Endoscopy unit. My CV is basically "I told people not to stick things in them, then I told them we're sticking things in every hole." I can also claim to be a published journalist - I wrote for Yu-Gi-Oh! World GX magazine until it's demise, which I swear I had nothing to do with, honest judge.

Currently, I'm working on a novel and trying to make my way into writing. My dream would be to be a comedian, but I fear I lack many of the crucial characterists for that, namely wit, charm, smarts and quickness. My back up dream is yet to be decided, so if you have a spare back up dream you fancy being considered, loved and, ultimately, procrastinated over, please let me know.