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--> I might say i feel sorry for this man, that he chose this way of life, and once choosing, there’s no going back. You cannot, and society cannot trust you living next door to him. What mercy, sir, did you show my daughter when she was begging for her life? What mercy did you show my daughter when she said give me two weeks to have my baby and then you can kill me, what mercy did you show her? In 21 years, I would like to have asked this prisoner why? He did not know my daughter, he had never seen her; not that I know of, she had only been home for 2 weeks. How can an individual, without knowing, without any abrasive feelings, go in and slice up this woman, 8 in a half months pregnant? What about her family, what about the family she was going to have, sir? Is that not a family? I saw how your feathers ruffled when you was talkin' about your family. What about my family? When will she come up for parole? When will I come up for parole? Can you tell me that? Will these seven victims and possibly more walk out of their graves if you get paroled? Yet I feel sorry for anyone who has chosen this way of life. But if you can tell me one person who wants to live next door to you, with your children, or with their children, I’ll eat my hat. You cannot be trusted.

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--> I might say i I feel sorry for this man, that he chose this way of life, and once choosing, there’s no going back. You cannot, and society cannot trust you living next door to him. What mercy, sir, did you show my daughter when she was begging for her life? What mercy did you show my daughter when she said give me two weeks to have my baby and then you can kill me, what mercy did you show her? In 21 years, I would like to have asked this prisoner why? He did not know my daughter, he had never seen her; not that I know of, she had only been home for 2 weeks. How can an individual, without knowing, without any abrasive feelings, go in and slice up this woman, 8 in a half months pregnant? What about her family, what about the family she was going to have, sir? Is that not a family? I saw how your feathers ruffled when you was talkin' about your family. What about my family? When will she come up for parole? When will I come up for parole? Can you tell me that? Will these seven victims and possibly more walk out of their graves if you get paroled? Yet I feel sorry for anyone who has chosen this way of life. But if you can tell me one person who wants to live next door to you, with your children, or with their children, I’ll eat my hat. You cannot be trusted.



** Just expect him to deliver this to none other than Trump in every episode possible.

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** Just expect him to deliver this to none other than Trump UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump and/or his supporters in every episode possible.
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* Judge Michael Russo Gave one to Ariel Castro after [[LongerThanLifeSentence sentencing him for kidnapping and raping 3 young women a life sentence, plus 1,000 years and no parole]].

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* Judge Michael Russo Gave gave one to Ariel Castro after [[LongerThanLifeSentence sentencing him for kidnapping and raping 3 young women a life sentence, plus 1,000 years and no parole]].



* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing. In short, she IS the reason victim impact statements was created in the first place, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson during his parole hearing in 1991 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and multiple [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Armor Piercing Questions]] over his role in the murders.

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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others six other individuals from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing. In short, she IS the reason victim impact statements was got created in the first place, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson during his parole hearing in 1991 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and multiple [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Armor Piercing Questions]] over his role in the murders.
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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an impact statement to the court, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson during his parole hearing in 1984 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and multiple [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Armor Piercing Questions]] over his role in the murders.

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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an victim impact statement to statements was created in the court, first place, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson during his parole hearing in 1984 1991 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and multiple [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Armor Piercing Questions]] over his role in the murders.
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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing, thus creating the birth of the victim impact statements. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an impact statement to the court, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson during his parole hearing in 1984 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and multiple [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Armor Piercing Questions]] over his role in the murders.
--> What mercy, sir, did you show my daughter when she was begging for her life? What mercy did you show my daughter when she said give me two weeks to have my baby and then you can kill me? When will Sharon come up for parole? Will these seven victims and possibly more walk out of their graves if you get paroled? You cannot be trusted.

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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing, thus creating the birth of the victim impact statements.sentencing. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an impact statement to the court, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson during his parole hearing in 1984 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and multiple [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Armor Piercing Questions]] over his role in the murders.
--> I might say i feel sorry for this man, that he chose this way of life, and once choosing, there’s no going back. You cannot, and society cannot trust you living next door to him. What mercy, sir, did you show my daughter when she was begging for her life? What mercy did you show my daughter when she said give me two weeks to have my baby and then you can kill me? me, what mercy did you show her? In 21 years, I would like to have asked this prisoner why? He did not know my daughter, he had never seen her; not that I know of, she had only been home for 2 weeks. How can an individual, without knowing, without any abrasive feelings, go in and slice up this woman, 8 in a half months pregnant? What about her family, what about the family she was going to have, sir? Is that not a family? I saw how your feathers ruffled when you was talkin' about your family. What about my family? When will Sharon she come up for parole? When will I come up for parole? Can you tell me that? Will these seven victims and possibly more walk out of their graves if you get paroled? Yet I feel sorry for anyone who has chosen this way of life. But if you can tell me one person who wants to live next door to you, with your children, or with their children, I’ll eat my hat. You cannot be trusted.
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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing, thus creating the birth of the victim impact statements. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an impact statement to the court, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson in 1984 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and multiple [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Armor Piercing Questions]] over his role in the murders.

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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing, thus creating the birth of the victim impact statements. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an impact statement to the court, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson during his parole hearing in 1984 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and multiple [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Armor Piercing Questions]] over his role in the murders.
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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing, thus creating the birth of the victim impact statements. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an impact statement to the court, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson in 1984 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and multiple [[ArmorPiercingQuestion ArmorPiercingQuestions]] over his role in the murders.

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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing, thus creating the birth of the victim impact statements. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an impact statement to the court, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson in 1984 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and multiple [[ArmorPiercingQuestion ArmorPiercingQuestions]] Armor Piercing Questions]] over his role in the murders.
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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing, thus creating the birth of the victim impact statements. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an impact statement to the court, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson in 1984 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and ArmorPiercingQuestions over his role in the murders.

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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing, thus creating the birth of the victim impact statements. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an impact statement to the court, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson in 1984 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and ArmorPiercingQuestions multiple [[ArmorPiercingQuestion ArmorPiercingQuestions]] over his role in the murders.
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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, Doris, became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing, thus creating the birth of the victim impact statements. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an impact statement to the court, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson in 1984 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and ArmorPiercingQuestion over his part in the murders.

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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, Doris, [[MamaBear Doris]], became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing, thus creating the birth of the victim impact statements. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an impact statement to the court, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson in 1984 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and ArmorPiercingQuestion ArmorPiercingQuestions over his part role in the murders.
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* Creator/SharonTate’s mother, Doris, became a strong advocate for the rights of crime victims and their families after the horrific murder of her daughter and countless others from the Manson Family. She fought tooth and nail to bar them away from winning parole, in turn worked to inspire congressmen into passing stricter criminal laws and the rights of crime victims in their say in sentencing, thus creating the birth of the victim impact statements. In short, she IS the reason anyone can give an impact statement to the court, so it’s only fitting she should have a mention here. She confronted Tex Watson in 1984 and gave him a combined Reason You Suck Speech and ArmorPiercingQuestion over his part in the murders.
--> What mercy, sir, did you show my daughter when she was begging for her life? What mercy did you show my daughter when she said give me two weeks to have my baby and then you can kill me? When will Sharon come up for parole? Will these seven victims and possibly more walk out of their graves if you get paroled? You cannot be trusted.
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* Erie County Court Judge Susan Eagan sentencing Peyton Gendron to life in prison for the racially-motivated mass shooting at a Buffalo, New York supermarket that killed ten and wounded three.
-->There is no place for you or your ignorant, hateful and evil ideologies in a civilized society. There can be no mercy for you, no understanding, no second chances. The damage you have caused is too great, and the people you have hurt are too valuable to this community. You will never see the light of day as a free man ever again.
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Yeah he doesnt need to ve embarrassed further nor does the grammatically challenged young lady. Shouldnt have been put up here, period.


* [[http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/ A deeply, deeply hilarious, and poorly written one]] from a teenage girl dumping her boyfriend via e-mail, complete with dramatic reading.
-->''YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS''
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfwE16BKng This footage]] of a teenage boy standing up for himself after a tyrannical school bus driver antagonizes him for hugging his friend.

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--> Being a head coach at The University of Texas at Austin is about more than winning games. The privilege of coaching comes with a great responsibility that goes beyond just avoiding improper conduct. A coach is a leader a leader who develops student athletes' positive character, supports their education, prepares them for success in lives after graduation, and represents the University of Texas with honor and respect. A coach's influence is effected through both professional and personal interactions.

--> Chris Beard engaged in unacceptable behavior that makes him unfit to serve as head coach at our university. Instead of immediately terminating Mr. Beard, the university exercised thoughtful restraint to allow time for additional material facts to emerge. Mr. Del Conte supported Mr. Beard and the program by supporting this pause before action and by presuming his innocence while the facts unfolded. But that support was not a determination regarding Mr.Beard's conduct such a decision would have been premature. It is a mistake to view a manager's support for an employee as a statement of belief in criminal guilt or innocence. We understand that some but not all of the reports of Mr. Beard's behavior were retracted. It is his actual behavior that we consider, not whether some acts also constitute a crime. Whether or not the District Attorney ultimately charges Mr. Beard is not determinative of whether he engaged in conduct unbecoming a head coach at our university.

--> There seems to be an incorrect underlying assumption that the criminal process outcome dictates Mr. Beard's employment outcome. But these are different processes, where different decision makers are weighing different factors. My call to you, as Mr. Beard's lawyer, was a courtesy to let you know that Athletics Director Chris Del Conte was prepared to start the termination process of Mr. Beard, that Mr. Del Conte was calling Mr. Beard that morning, and that there was only a short window open for Mr. Beard to resign should he choose to avoid termination. The university does not have a preference for his resignation versus his termination.

--> And again, our evaluation of Mr. Beard's fitness for service is not contingent on whether he is also convicted of a particular crime or whether those charges are dismissed at some point.

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--> Being a head coach at The University of Texas at Austin is about more than winning games. The privilege of coaching comes with a great responsibility that goes beyond just avoiding improper conduct. A coach is a leader - a leader who develops student athletes' positive character, supports their education, prepares them for success in lives after graduation, and represents the University of Texas with honor and respect. A coach's influence is effected through both professional and personal interactions.

--> Chris Beard engaged in unacceptable behavior that makes him unfit to serve as head coach at our university. Instead of immediately terminating Mr. Beard, the university exercised thoughtful restraint to allow time for additional material facts to emerge. Mr. Del Conte supported Mr. Beard and the program by supporting this pause before action and by presuming his innocence while the facts unfolded. But that support was not a determination regarding Mr. Beard's conduct - such a decision would have been premature. It is a mistake to view a manager's support for an employee as a statement of belief in criminal guilt or innocence. We understand that some but not all of the reports of Mr. Beard's behavior were retracted. It is his actual behavior that we consider, not whether some acts also constitute a crime. Whether or not the District Attorney ultimately charges Mr. Beard is not determinative of whether he engaged in conduct unbecoming a head coach at our university.

--> There seems to be an incorrect underlying assumption that the criminal process outcome dictates Mr. Beard's employment outcome. But these are different processes, where different decision makers are weighing different factors. My call to you, as Mr. Beard's lawyer, was a courtesy to let you know that Athletics Director Chris Del Conte was prepared to start the termination process of Mr. Beard, that Mr. Del Conte was calling Mr. Beard that morning, and that there was only a short window open for Mr. Beard to resign should he choose to avoid termination. The university does not have a preference for his resignation versus his termination.

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termination. And again, our evaluation of Mr. Beard's fitness for service is not contingent on whether he is also convicted of a particular crime or whether those charges are dismissed at some point.
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* When Chris Beard was fired as the Men's Basketball coach for UT Austin, his lawyer expressed disappointment at the result. [[https://i.redd.it/sptndehg1caa1.jpg The UT administration were having none of it.]]

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* When Chris Beard was fired as the Men's Basketball coach for UT Austin, Austin in the wake of being arrested for domestic violence, his lawyer expressed disappointment at the result. [[https://i.redd.it/sptndehg1caa1.jpg The UT administration were having none of it.]]
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* When Chris Beard was fired as the Men's Basketball coach for UT Austin, his lawyer expressed disappointment at the result. [[https://i.redd.it/sptndehg1caa1.jpg The UT administration were having none of it.]]

--> Dear Mr. Minton,

--> Being a head coach at The University of Texas at Austin is about more than winning games. The privilege of coaching comes with a great responsibility that goes beyond just avoiding improper conduct. A coach is a leader a leader who develops student athletes' positive character, supports their education, prepares them for success in lives after graduation, and represents the University of Texas with honor and respect. A coach's influence is effected through both professional and personal interactions.

--> Chris Beard engaged in unacceptable behavior that makes him unfit to serve as head coach at our university. Instead of immediately terminating Mr. Beard, the university exercised thoughtful restraint to allow time for additional material facts to emerge. Mr. Del Conte supported Mr. Beard and the program by supporting this pause before action and by presuming his innocence while the facts unfolded. But that support was not a determination regarding Mr.Beard's conduct such a decision would have been premature. It is a mistake to view a manager's support for an employee as a statement of belief in criminal guilt or innocence. We understand that some but not all of the reports of Mr. Beard's behavior were retracted. It is his actual behavior that we consider, not whether some acts also constitute a crime. Whether or not the District Attorney ultimately charges Mr. Beard is not determinative of whether he engaged in conduct unbecoming a head coach at our university.

--> There seems to be an incorrect underlying assumption that the criminal process outcome dictates Mr. Beard's employment outcome. But these are different processes, where different decision makers are weighing different factors. My call to you, as Mr. Beard's lawyer, was a courtesy to let you know that Athletics Director Chris Del Conte was prepared to start the termination process of Mr. Beard, that Mr. Del Conte was calling Mr. Beard that morning, and that there was only a short window open for Mr. Beard to resign should he choose to avoid termination. The university does not have a preference for his resignation versus his termination.

--> And again, our evaluation of Mr. Beard's fitness for service is not contingent on whether he is also convicted of a particular crime or whether those charges are dismissed at some point.

--> Additionally, your letter this morning reveals that Mr. Beard does not understand the significance of the behavior he knows he engaged in, or the ensuing events that impair his ability to effectively lead our program. This lack of self-awareness is yet another failure of judgment that makes Mr. Beard unfit to serve as a head coach at our university. For these reasons, the university proceeds to terminate Mr. Beard. The attached letter is his termination notice and will be part of his employee file.
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** That was probably because Obama [[CriticalResearchFailure called the company "British Petroleum"]] despite the company dropping that name. Cameron was not pleased to have the UK government be associated with BP's incompetence, especially by someone who (he felt) should have known better.

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** That was probably because Obama [[CriticalResearchFailure called the company "British Petroleum"]] Petroleum" despite the company dropping that name. Cameron was not pleased to have the UK government be associated with BP's incompetence, especially by someone who (he felt) should have known better.
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* After [=YouTuber=] Logan Paul got himself into big trouble after filming a dead body in the Suicide Forest in Japan, he was subjected to this trope {{up to eleven}}. It either ranged from constructive to downright scathing criticism by celebrities and content creators in [=YouTube=]. Examples include:

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* After [=YouTuber=] Logan Paul got himself into big trouble after filming a dead body in the Suicide Forest in Japan, he was subjected to this trope {{up to eleven}}.people blew up on him. It either ranged from constructive to downright scathing criticism by celebrities and content creators in [=YouTube=]. Examples include:
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* UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln has quote that is one to slave owners. "Those who deny freedom to others do not deserve it themselves."
* Rev. Jermain Wesley Loguen was born in slavery, but escaped to New York when he was in his early 20s. He went on to become a fervent abolitionist and activist. In 1860, his former "Mistress" sent him a letter demanding he either return so she might sell him or give her $1000 in compensation for stealing... himself. He took exception to that.

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* UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln has a quote that is one to slave owners. "Those who deny freedom to others do not deserve it themselves."
* Rev. Jermain Wesley Loguen was born in slavery, slavery but escaped to New York when he was in his early 20s. He went on to become a fervent abolitionist and activist. In 1860, his former "Mistress" sent him a letter demanding he either return so she might sell him or give her $1000 in compensation for stealing... himself. He took exception to that.



* ''De Profundis'' is a long "The Reason You Suck Speech" in written form by Oscar Wilde for his ex-lover, Lord Alfred Douglas.

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* ''De Profundis'' is a long "The Reason You Suck Speech" in written form by Oscar Wilde Creator/OscarWilde for his ex-lover, ex-lover Lord Alfred Douglas.



* In 1676, Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire wrote an ultimatum to the Zaporozhian Cossacks demanding they submit to his rule, after they had already defeated the Ottomans in battle. The Cossacks led by Ivan Sirko [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks replied back]] with one of the most [[ClusterFBomb jaw-droppingly profane]] and [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously obscene]] letters in human history, saving their most vicious mockery for the pretentiousness expressed by his seemingly-never-ending [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard list of royal titles.]]

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* In 1676, Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire wrote an ultimatum to the Zaporozhian Cossacks demanding they submit to his rule, rule after they had already defeated the Ottomans in battle. The Cossacks led by Ivan Sirko [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks replied back]] with one of the most [[ClusterFBomb jaw-droppingly profane]] and [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously obscene]] letters in human history, saving their most vicious mockery for the pretentiousness expressed by his seemingly-never-ending [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard list of royal titles.]]



--->The German people have been told that stories of German atrocities were Allied propaganda. Here, you can see for yourself. Some will say that the Nazis were responsible for this crime. Others will point to the Gestapo. The responsibility rests with neither — it is the responsibility of the German people....Your so-called MasterRace has demonstrated that it is master only of crime, cruelty and sadism. You have lost the respect of the civilized world.

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--->The German people have been told that stories of German atrocities were Allied propaganda. Here, you can see for yourself. Some will say that the Nazis were responsible for this crime. Others will point to the Gestapo. The responsibility rests with neither — it is the responsibility of the German people....people...Your so-called MasterRace has demonstrated that it is master only of crime, cruelty and sadism. You have lost the respect of the civilized world.



* Speaking of Congressman Weiner...he himself became the target of Andrew Breitbart's own Speech, when the latter ''beat him to the podium'' to take Weiner to task. Breitbart had been the man responsible for breaking the "sexting" pics scandal--and for a while, Weiner had tried his best to paint Breitbart as a liar. Needless to say, Andrew was not amused.

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* Speaking of Congressman Weiner...he himself became the target of Andrew Breitbart's own Speech, speech when the latter ''beat him to the podium'' to take Weiner to task. Breitbart had been the man responsible for breaking the "sexting" pics scandal--and for a while, Weiner had tried his best to paint Breitbart as a liar. Needless to say, Andrew was not amused.



** Powerful as this speech was to many people, this backfired, as the accusations made didn't reverse Gillard's fall and Abbott's rise in popularity leading up to the next year's election [[note]] one in which Gillard didn't run, albeit because unrelated reasons led to her being replaced as leader [[/note]] where Abbott not only won soundly, but his remarks against Gillard didn't have a negative impact on his campaign. He then named himself Minister for Women, and [[http://www.mamamia.com.au/lifestyle/what-has-tony-abbott-done-as-minister-for-women/ his actions in both of his roles over the ensuing two years]] did a lot to vindicate Gillard's accusations.

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** Powerful as this speech was to many people, this backfired, as the accusations made didn't reverse Gillard's fall and Abbott's rise in popularity leading up to the next year's election [[note]] one in which Gillard didn't run, albeit because unrelated reasons led to her being replaced as leader [[/note]] where Abbott not only won soundly, soundly but his remarks against Gillard didn't have a negative impact on his campaign. He then named himself Minister for Women, and [[http://www.mamamia.com.au/lifestyle/what-has-tony-abbott-done-as-minister-for-women/ his actions in both of his roles over the ensuing two years]] did a lot to vindicate Gillard's accusations.



--> '''Thompson''': Some people will say that words like ''scum'' and ''rotten'' are wrong for Objective Journalism – which is true, but they miss the point. It was the built-in blind spots of the Objective rules and dogma that allowed Nixon to slither into the White House in the first place.

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--> '''Thompson''': -->'''Thompson''': Some people will say that words like ''scum'' and ''rotten'' are wrong for Objective Journalism – which is true, but they miss the point. It was the built-in blind spots of the Objective rules and dogma that allowed Nixon to slither into the White House in the first place.






* Dale Hansen, a sports commentator, has received quite some acclaim in regards to his powerful stances and speeches in regards to several things that occurred in the world of sports, both professional sports and otherwise. He has also gone on record and on air in regards to having a lot of bile towards the Dallas Cowboys for various decisions they've made, most especially their hiring practices. When he learned that the Dallas Cowboys hired Greg Hardy for a contract [[KarmaHoudini in upwards of $13 million dollars]] after [[DomesticAbuse Greg Hardy beat up his former girlfriend]] and Carolina kicked him off their team for it, he had ''words'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiB54tXemc for the Cowboys coaches and executives.]] What followed was 3 minutes of [[TranquilFury perfectly calm]] verbal thrashing:

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* Dale Hansen, a sports commentator, has received quite some acclaim in regards regard to his powerful stances and speeches in regards regard to several things that occurred in the world of sports, both professional sports and otherwise. He has also gone on record and on air in regards to having a lot of bile towards the Dallas Cowboys for various decisions they've made, most especially their hiring practices. When he learned that the Dallas Cowboys hired Greg Hardy for a contract [[KarmaHoudini in upwards of $13 million dollars]] after [[DomesticAbuse Greg Hardy beat up his former girlfriend]] and Carolina kicked him off their team for it, he had ''words'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiB54tXemc for the Cowboys coaches and executives.]] What followed was 3 minutes of [[TranquilFury perfectly calm]] verbal thrashing:






--> And in many cases from Mr. Gucci points out, "justice should be tempered with mercy." I believe this is none of those cases. You slaughtered a two year old, a one year old, and a four month old, the most vulnerable member of our society. And as the verdict attests, you showed no compassion or no mercy to innocent children. You deserve none from the court. You failed as a husband, you failed as a father, you failed as a human being.

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--> And in many cases from Mr. Gucci points out, "justice should be tempered with mercy." I believe this is none of those cases. You slaughtered a two year old, two-year-old, a one year old, one-year-old, and a four month old, four-month-old, the most vulnerable member of our society. And as the verdict attests, you showed no compassion or no mercy to innocent children. You deserve none from the court. You failed as a husband, you failed as a father, you failed as a human being.



* Judge Michael Russo Gave one towards Ariel Castro after [[LongerThanLifeSentence sentencing him for kidnapping and raping 3 young women a life sentence, plus 1,000 years and no parole]].

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* Judge Michael Russo Gave one towards to Ariel Castro after [[LongerThanLifeSentence sentencing him for kidnapping and raping 3 young women a life sentence, plus 1,000 years and no parole]].



--> You murdered Lamb for $20, the petrol in his car, his clothes and his pitifully poor possessions. You robbed his body, and he was a man you did not even know. You shot him at point blank range as he was roused from his sleep. Mercifully he was probably not aware of what had happened to him.

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--> You murdered Lamb for $20, the petrol in his car, his clothes and his pitifully poor possessions. You robbed his body, and he was a man you did not even know. You shot him at point blank point-blank range as he was roused from his sleep. Mercifully he was probably not aware of what had happened to him.



-->What you did to your wife is beyond the understanding of most normal people. You bullied her and dominated her for years. You moved your mistress into the family home and then involved your very vulnerable daughter in your sordid affair. The damage you have done to your daughter is incalculable, it's a miracle she has turned out as well adjusted as she has. Not only did you kill your wife and dispose of her body, you have left your daughter in a permanent state of ignorance as to her fate. You don't care about her feelings. The only feelings you care about are yours and Patricia Causley's. When your daughter became too much trouble to you she had to leave home. It's fortunate for her that it wasn't worth your financial gain to kill her. In my mind you are a self-centred and calculating killer. You will do whatever you have to do to make your life easier. Your mistress appears to be of the same mind and I'm not surprised she hasn't dared to show her face at this court. In my judgement you are a wicked pair. This is cold-blooded killing for financial gain. It will be a minimum of 16 years before anybody should even consider you for release. I'm not suggesting you'll ever be fit for release.

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-->What you did to your wife is beyond the understanding of most normal people. You bullied her and dominated her for years. You moved your mistress into the family home and then involved your very vulnerable daughter in your sordid affair. The damage you have done to your daughter is incalculable, it's a miracle she has turned out as well adjusted well-adjusted as she has. Not only did you kill your wife and dispose of her body, you have left your daughter in a permanent state of ignorance as to her fate. You don't care about her feelings. The only feelings you care about are yours and Patricia Causley's. When your daughter became too much trouble to you she had to leave home. It's fortunate for her that it wasn't worth your financial gain to kill her. In my mind you are a self-centred and calculating killer. You will do whatever you have to do to make your life easier. Your mistress appears to be of the same mind and I'm not surprised she hasn't dared to show her face at this court. In my judgement you are a wicked pair. This is cold-blooded killing for financial gain. It will be a minimum of 16 years before anybody should even consider you for release. I'm not suggesting you'll ever be fit for release.



* [[PaterFamilicide Christopher Watts]] received a devastating and deserving speech from his victim Shannan Watts' family.

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* [[PaterFamilicide Christopher Watts]] received a devastating and deserving speech from his victim Shannan Watts' family.family:



* Nurse Emily Lyons delivered one of these to Eric Rudolph, the serial bomber who gravely injured her in one of his attacks.

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* Nurse Emily Lyons delivered one of these to Eric Rudolph, the serial bomber who gravely injured her in one of his attacks.attacks:



* Michelle Knight gave one to her former captor Ariel Castro after describing the pain of the separation of her son and her suffering in his hands.

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* Michelle Knight gave one to her former captor Ariel Castro after describing the pain of the separation of her son and her suffering in his hands. hands:



* In 2004, at the height of his career, Creator/DaveChappelle was doing a stand up show in Sacramento when some of the audience kept interrupting him shouting the catchphrase "I’m Rick James, Bitch" from [[Series/TheDaveChappelleShow his self-titled show]]. After leaving the stage, he said:

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* In 2004, at the height of his career, Creator/DaveChappelle was doing a stand up stand-up show in Sacramento when some of the audience kept interrupting him shouting the catchphrase "I’m Rick James, Bitch" from [[Series/TheDaveChappelleShow his self-titled show]]. After leaving the stage, he said:



* [[http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/ A deeply, deeply hilarious and poorly written one]] from a teenage girl dumping her boyfriend via e-mail, complete with dramatic reading.

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* [[http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/ A deeply, deeply hilarious hilarious, and poorly written one]] from a teenage girl dumping her boyfriend via e-mail, complete with dramatic reading.



* Creator/LindsayLohan's siblings Ali, Mike, and Dakota all tore into their father Michael after he tried to force Lindsay into rehab, without any proof of current drug use. All three called him a worthless human being and told him to stay out of their lives.

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* Creator/LindsayLohan's siblings Ali, Mike, and Dakota all tore into their father Michael [[StageMom Michael]] after he tried to force Lindsay into rehab, without any proof of current drug use. All three called him a worthless human being and told him to stay out of their lives.



* [[http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/09/11/children-celebrate-mothers-death-in-unusual-obituary-branding-her-as-cruel-abusive/ The children of Marianne Theresa-Johnson Reddick]] gave this as obituary for her. At first, one might think something like this was ungraceful, but as one reads and hears the children's story... who could blame them since they actually suffered in her hands of abuse. They even sang, "Ding, Dong, the Witch Is Dead" as part of it.

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* [[http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/09/11/children-celebrate-mothers-death-in-unusual-obituary-branding-her-as-cruel-abusive/ The children of Marianne Theresa-Johnson Reddick]] gave this as obituary for her. At first, one might think something like this was ungraceful, but as one reads and hears the children's story... who could blame them since they actually suffered in at her hands of abuse. abuse? They even sang, "Ding, Dong, the Witch Is Dead" as part of it.



* Azaelia Banks spawned two back to back from Music/IggyAzalea and Action Bronson, both on Twitter. Iggy called Banks a bigot who tries to make everything about race and Bronson called her a wannabe who goes after anyone more successful than her.

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* Azaelia Banks spawned two back to back back-to-back from Music/IggyAzalea and Action Bronson, both on Twitter. Iggy called Banks a bigot who tries to make everything about race and Bronson called her a wannabe who goes after anyone more successful than her.



--> '''Tarantino:''' [My viewers] know where I'm coming from... [[[NewMediaAreEvil On the topic of film violence vs. real-life violence]]] And I ''have'' explained it. and I've even explained what you're talking about. I'm just not giving it to ''you''.
--> '''Interviewer:''' Why?
--> '''Tarantino:''' Because I don't want to, because I've done it already. I have explained this many times in the last twenty years; I just refuse to repeat myself over and over again ''because you want me to''.

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--> '''Tarantino:''' --->'''Tarantino:''' [My viewers] know where I'm coming from... [[[NewMediaAreEvil On the topic of film violence vs. real-life violence]]] And I ''have'' explained it. and I've even explained what you're talking about. I'm just not giving it to ''you''.
--> '''Interviewer:''' --->'''Interviewer:''' Why?
--> '''Tarantino:''' --->'''Tarantino:''' Because I don't want to, because I've done it already. I have explained this many times in the last twenty years; I just refuse to repeat myself over and over again ''because you want me to''.



--> '''Andy Levy''': I want to take a minute to talk about something that happened Tuesday night. Around 8 o’clock here on the east coast R&B singer Chris Brown tweeted, “No more planking for me unless it’s on a sexy lady. Lol.” So I saw this tweet and I retweeted it adding, “You spelled “punching” wrong.” Obviously in reference to that fact that Brown was arrested in 2009 for assaulting his then-girlfriend Rihanna.\\

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--> '''Andy -->'''Andy Levy''': I want to take a minute to talk about something that happened Tuesday night. Around 8 o’clock here on the east coast R&B singer Chris Brown tweeted, “No more planking for me unless it’s on a sexy lady. Lol.” So I saw this tweet and I retweeted it adding, “You spelled “punching” wrong.” Obviously in reference to that fact that Brown was arrested in 2009 for assaulting his then-girlfriend Rihanna.\\



* Creator/BrianBlessed delivered one to Creator/PeterOToole when he got fed up of his hedonistic behaviour... and did so while dragging him all over O'Toole's house by his shirt:

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* Creator/BrianBlessed delivered one to Creator/PeterOToole when he got fed up of with his hedonistic behaviour... and did so while dragging him all over O'Toole's house by his shirt:



* After [=YouTuber=] Logan Paul got himself into a big trouble after filming a dead body in the Suicide Forest in Japan, he was subjected to this trope up to eleven. It either ranged from constructive to downright scathing criticism by celebrities and content creators in [=YouTube=]. Examples include:

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* After [=YouTuber=] Logan Paul got himself into a big trouble after filming a dead body in the Suicide Forest in Japan, he was subjected to this trope up {{up to eleven.eleven}}. It either ranged from constructive to downright scathing criticism by celebrities and content creators in [=YouTube=]. Examples include:



* [=YouTube's=] co-founder Jawed Karim, much like other [=YouTubers=], was furious about the removal of the dislike count from the website. He now includes one of these speeches into the description of his video, "Me at the zoo".

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* [=YouTube's=] co-founder Jawed Karim, much like other [=YouTubers=], was furious about the removal of the dislike count from the website. He now includes one of these speeches into in the description of his video, "Me at the zoo".



* An NIH reviewer wrote [[https://www.reddit.com/r/MomForAMinute/comments/meslrd/mom_i_am_officially_employed_by_the_nih_and_you/ one to her mother]] on Reddit entitled, "Mom, I am officially employed by the NIH. And you still made fun of me." In it, she details how her mom pushed her to get a doctorate, whilst all the while bemoaning the writer's learning disability, calling the writer the R-word. here's an excerpt:

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* An NIH reviewer wrote [[https://www.reddit.com/r/MomForAMinute/comments/meslrd/mom_i_am_officially_employed_by_the_nih_and_you/ one to her mother]] on Reddit entitled, "Mom, I am officially employed by the NIH. And you still made fun of me." In it, she details how her mom pushed her to get a doctorate, whilst all the while bemoaning the writer's learning disability, calling the writer the R-word. here's Here's an excerpt:



--> To the coach that yelled at my 12 year old officiating partner last weekend... was it worth it?

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--> To the coach that yelled at my 12 year old 12-year-old officiating partner last weekend... was it worth it?



--> So I'll ask again. Was it worth it to yell at a 12 year old who's learning to officiate the game, just like your 8 year olds are learning to play? To almost possibly lose yet another official who's just starting their career?


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--> So I'll ask again. Was it worth it to yell at a 12 year old 12-year-old who's learning to officiate the game, just like your 8 year olds 8-year-olds are learning to play? To almost possibly lose yet another official who's just starting their career?

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----> ...At several points throughout the trial, Ms. Szakacs emphasized that she was a Christian who practiced Christian values. There must be some key pages missing from her copy of the Bible.

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----> ...---> ...At several points throughout the trial, Ms. Szakacs emphasized that she was a Christian who practiced Christian values. There must be some key pages missing from her copy of the Bible.
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--->It does not matter whether you frame your ‘business’ as a joke, religion, for educational purposes only, or as not being legal advice; your ‘business’ harms your naive or malicious customers, their families, and the innocent persons whom your customers abuse as they attempt to exercise what you have told them are their rights.
--->You cannot identify one instance where a court has rolled over and behaved as told. Not one. Your spells, when cast, fail.

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--->It -->It does not matter whether you frame your ‘business’ as a joke, religion, for educational purposes only, or as not being legal advice; your ‘business’ harms your naive or malicious customers, their families, and the innocent persons whom your customers abuse as they attempt to exercise what you have told them are their rights.
--->You -->You cannot identify one instance where a court has rolled over and behaved as told. Not one. Your spells, when cast, fail.
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---> I trust in God that my life may be spared for nine months longer, after which period, in the event of my death, no Regency would take place. I should then have the satisfaction of leaving the Royal authority to the personal exercise of that young lady,[[note]]i.e. Princess Victoria, his niece[[/note]] the heiress presumptive to the Crown, and not in the hands of a person now near me[[note]]The Duchess of Kent[[/note]], who is surrounded by evil advisers and who is herself incompetent to act with propriety in the station in which she would be placed. I have no hesitation in saying that I have been insulted grossly insulted by that person, but I am determined to endure no longer a course of behaviour so disrespectful to me. Amongst other things, I have particularly to complain of the manner in which that young lady has been kept away from my Court; she has been repeatedly kept from my Drawing Rooms, at which she ought always to have been present, but I am fully resolved that this shall not happen again. I would have her know that I am King, and I am determined to make my authority respected, and for the future I shall insist and command that the Princess do upon all occasions appear at my Court, as it is her duty to do.

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---> --> I trust in God that my life may be spared for nine months longer, after which period, in the event of my death, no Regency would take place. I should then have the satisfaction of leaving the Royal authority to the personal exercise of that young lady,[[note]]i.e. Princess Victoria, his niece[[/note]] the heiress presumptive to the Crown, and not in the hands of a person now near me[[note]]The Duchess of Kent[[/note]], who is surrounded by evil advisers and who is herself incompetent to act with propriety in the station in which she would be placed. I have no hesitation in saying that I have been insulted grossly insulted by that person, but I am determined to endure no longer a course of behaviour so disrespectful to me. Amongst other things, I have particularly to complain of the manner in which that young lady has been kept away from my Court; she has been repeatedly kept from my Drawing Rooms, at which she ought always to have been present, but I am fully resolved that this shall not happen again. I would have her know that I am King, and I am determined to make my authority respected, and for the future I shall insist and command that the Princess do upon all occasions appear at my Court, as it is her duty to do.



-->'''Warren''': If one of your tellers took a handful of $20 bills out of the cash drawer, they probably would be looking at criminal charges for theft. They could end up in prison. But you squeezed your employees to the breaking point so they would cheat customers and you could drive up the value of your stock and put hundreds of millions of dollars in your own pocket. And when it all blew up, you kept your job, you kept your multi-million dollar bonuses and you went on television to blame thousands of $12 an hour employees who were just trying to meet cross-sell quotas that made you rich. This is about accountability. You should resign. You should give back the money that you took while this scam was going on and you should be criminally investigated by both the Department of Justice and the Securities and Exchange Commission. This just isn't right. A cashier who steals a handful of twenties is held accountable. But Wall Street executives who almost never hold themselves accountable.

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-->'''Warren''': --->'''Warren''': If one of your tellers took a handful of $20 bills out of the cash drawer, they probably would be looking at criminal charges for theft. They could end up in prison. But you squeezed your employees to the breaking point so they would cheat customers and you could drive up the value of your stock and put hundreds of millions of dollars in your own pocket. And when it all blew up, you kept your job, you kept your multi-million dollar bonuses and you went on television to blame thousands of $12 an hour employees who were just trying to meet cross-sell quotas that made you rich. This is about accountability. You should resign. You should give back the money that you took while this scam was going on and you should be criminally investigated by both the Department of Justice and the Securities and Exchange Commission. This just isn't right. A cashier who steals a handful of twenties is held accountable. But Wall Street executives who almost never hold themselves accountable.



--->''If I sound upset it’s because I have never heard such vile, disgusting, despicable stuff in my entire 20-year career. You are not a victim.''

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--->''If -->''If I sound upset it’s because I have never heard such vile, disgusting, despicable stuff in my entire 20-year career. You are not a victim.''



--->[[http://www.nytimes.com/2003/01/31/us/threats-responses-bomb-plot-unrepentant-shoe-bomber-given-life-sentence-for.html?pagewanted=1 "You are not an enemy combatant, you are a terrorist" ... "You are not a soldier in any army, you are a terrorist. To call you a soldier gives you far too much stature. (points to U.S. flag) You see that flag, Mr. Reid? That is the flag of the United States of America. That flag will be here long after you are forgotten."]]

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--->[[http://www.-->[[http://www.nytimes.com/2003/01/31/us/threats-responses-bomb-plot-unrepentant-shoe-bomber-given-life-sentence-for.html?pagewanted=1 "You are not an enemy combatant, you are a terrorist" ... "You are not a soldier in any army, you are a terrorist. To call you a soldier gives you far too much stature. (points to U.S. flag) You see that flag, Mr. Reid? That is the flag of the United States of America. That flag will be here long after you are forgotten."]]



----> The source of the difficulties is hatred: a hardened, harmful, high-octane hatred. Larry and Catherine hate each other, as do Larry and Sam. This hatred has raged unabated since the date of separation. Consequently, the likelihood of an amicable resolution is laughable (hatred devours reason); and a satisfactory legal solution is impossible (hatred has no legal remedy).
----> ...Catherine and Larry were married on October 7, 1995. If only the wedding guests, who tinkled their wine glasses as encouragement for the traditional bussing of the bride and groom, could see the couple now. [Footnote: I am prepared to certify a class action for the return of all wedding gifts.]
----> ...Larry, who regularly drives by the residence of Sam and Catherine, "often shoots the finger" [Footnote: A finger is worth a thousand words and, therefore, is particularly useful should one have a vocabulary of less than a thousand words.] at Sam and, on about three occasions, has yelled, "Jackass, loser." [Footnote: When the operator of a motor vehicle yells "jackass" at a pedestrian, the jackassedness of the former has been proved, but, at that point, it is only an allegation as against the latter.]
----> [after 212 paragraphs of trenchant and witty shellacking of both parties]: ...the parties repeatedly have shown that they are immune to reason. Consequently, in my decision, I have tried ridicule as a last resort.

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----> ---> The source of the difficulties is hatred: a hardened, harmful, high-octane hatred. Larry and Catherine hate each other, as do Larry and Sam. This hatred has raged unabated since the date of separation. Consequently, the likelihood of an amicable resolution is laughable (hatred devours reason); and a satisfactory legal solution is impossible (hatred has no legal remedy).
----> ...---> ...Catherine and Larry were married on October 7, 1995. If only the wedding guests, who tinkled their wine glasses as encouragement for the traditional bussing of the bride and groom, could see the couple now. [Footnote: I am prepared to certify a class action for the return of all wedding gifts.]
----> ...---> ...Larry, who regularly drives by the residence of Sam and Catherine, "often shoots the finger" [Footnote: A finger is worth a thousand words and, therefore, is particularly useful should one have a vocabulary of less than a thousand words.] at Sam and, on about three occasions, has yelled, "Jackass, loser." [Footnote: When the operator of a motor vehicle yells "jackass" at a pedestrian, the jackassedness of the former has been proved, but, at that point, it is only an allegation as against the latter.]
----> ---> [after 212 paragraphs of trenchant and witty shellacking of both parties]: ...the parties repeatedly have shown that they are immune to reason. Consequently, in my decision, I have tried ridicule as a last resort.



----> For best courtroom adaptation of a work of fiction, the award goes to the applicant, Clarissa Olenka Szakacs, who shamelessly feigned what she thought was necessary to convince the court to circumscribe access by the respondent to their almost-six-year-old daughter.
----> One could sit in Family Court for many years and not encounter such a callously conniving and mendaciously manipulative litigant. She effortlessly put the “rage” in “outrageous"...

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----> ---> For best courtroom adaptation of a work of fiction, the award goes to the applicant, Clarissa Olenka Szakacs, who shamelessly feigned what she thought was necessary to convince the court to circumscribe access by the respondent to their almost-six-year-old daughter.
----> ---> One could sit in Family Court for many years and not encounter such a callously conniving and mendaciously manipulative litigant. She effortlessly put the “rage” in “outrageous"...



----> The trial began, quite unremarkably, on a sunny summer day in July of 2011. Storm clouds were not long in arriving and we never saw the sun again.... After four weeks, the ''first'' witness, Stefan Fridriksson, was still testifying. Six additional days were needed to complete his evidence. In total, Fridriksson sub-let the witness box for 26 days. He entered the box as an articulate professional with impressive academic credentials, displaying what appeared to be a sound and comprehensive recollection of events. When he stepped down, after more than 14 days of withering cross-examination, he was noticeably dazed, his credibility was reduced to existential confetti and he even appeared to be physically shorter than when the trial began. The case for the plaintiff was leaking oil (at one point, I thought that I saw smoke) and everyone who was paying attention realized that whatever damages were at issue in the trial would be swamped by the costs tsunami that was approaching.
----> ...Determining credibility can be a challenge for a trial judge. We have no special powers in that realm and, wherever possible, avoid reliance upon darts, dice and Ouija boards. However, rarely, has a witness generously offered up so many reasons to be disbelieved. Fridriksson was an evidentiary gift who kept on giving. He ignored rule number one in the Litigants’ Credo: “Know thyself, because others soon will.”

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----> ---> The trial began, quite unremarkably, on a sunny summer day in July of 2011. Storm clouds were not long in arriving and we never saw the sun again.... After four weeks, the ''first'' witness, Stefan Fridriksson, was still testifying. Six additional days were needed to complete his evidence. In total, Fridriksson sub-let the witness box for 26 days. He entered the box as an articulate professional with impressive academic credentials, displaying what appeared to be a sound and comprehensive recollection of events. When he stepped down, after more than 14 days of withering cross-examination, he was noticeably dazed, his credibility was reduced to existential confetti and he even appeared to be physically shorter than when the trial began. The case for the plaintiff was leaking oil (at one point, I thought that I saw smoke) and everyone who was paying attention realized that whatever damages were at issue in the trial would be swamped by the costs tsunami that was approaching.
----> ...---> ...Determining credibility can be a challenge for a trial judge. We have no special powers in that realm and, wherever possible, avoid reliance upon darts, dice and Ouija boards. However, rarely, has a witness generously offered up so many reasons to be disbelieved. Fridriksson was an evidentiary gift who kept on giving. He ignored rule number one in the Litigants’ Credo: “Know thyself, because others soon will.”



----> Singh, on the other hand, I found to be a devious man and an unbelievable witness who would do or say anything to advance his position. He was maddeningly unwilling to respond to the simplest of questions and often had to be asked the same question over and over (no doubt using the time gained to visit his pantry of untruthful answers). He was evasive, non-responsive and verbose in his testimony. Throughout the trial, I patiently waited for a Phoenix-like moment that might serve to rehabilitate his credibility: it never came. All in all, he was an exasperating witness who told untruths too numerous to catalogue and insulting in their breadth.
----> Singh was evasive as a witness. He refused to acknowledge simple factual matters. He failed miserably in making reasonably diligent efforts to provide documentary disclosure, rendering it obvious that his objective was to divulge only what he wanted the court to see. Singh lied under oath. He tendered forged documents in evidence with the intention that the court act upon them. He perpetrated a fraud upon the plaintiff and his plan was to do the same upon the court. In this trial, he was a one-man crime wave.

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----> ---> Singh, on the other hand, I found to be a devious man and an unbelievable witness who would do or say anything to advance his position. He was maddeningly unwilling to respond to the simplest of questions and often had to be asked the same question over and over (no doubt using the time gained to visit his pantry of untruthful answers). He was evasive, non-responsive and verbose in his testimony. Throughout the trial, I patiently waited for a Phoenix-like moment that might serve to rehabilitate his credibility: it never came. All in all, he was an exasperating witness who told untruths too numerous to catalogue and insulting in their breadth.
----> ---> Singh was evasive as a witness. He refused to acknowledge simple factual matters. He failed miserably in making reasonably diligent efforts to provide documentary disclosure, rendering it obvious that his objective was to divulge only what he wanted the court to see. Singh lied under oath. He tendered forged documents in evidence with the intention that the court act upon them. He perpetrated a fraud upon the plaintiff and his plan was to do the same upon the court. In this trial, he was a one-man crime wave.



--->In his poem ''[[Literature/TheDivineComedy Inferno]]'' at Cantos 26-30, [[Creator/DanteAlighieri Dante]] placed the “evil counsellors” ‑ those who used their position to advise others to engage in fraud, and “the falsifiers” ‑ alchemists, counterfeiters, perjurers, and imposters, into the inner canyons of the eighth circle of hell. As sinners, the evil counsellors and falsifiers were matched by those who induce religious schisms, and surpassed only in fault by oath‑breakers.
--->Persons who purposefully promote and teach proven ineffective techniques that purport to defeat valid state and court authority, and circumvent social obligations, appear to fall into those two categories. That they do so, and for profit at the expense of naive and vulnerable customers, is worse.
--->[[Creator/WilliamSBurroughs William S. Burroughs]] in ''[[Literature/NakedLunch Naked Lunch]]'' (New York: Grove Press, 1962, p. 11) wrote: “Hustlers of the world, there is one Mark you cannot beat: The Mark Inside.” I believe that is true for you. At some basic level, you understand that you are selling lies, or at the very most generous, wildly dubious concepts.

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--->In -->In his poem ''[[Literature/TheDivineComedy Inferno]]'' at Cantos 26-30, [[Creator/DanteAlighieri Dante]] placed the “evil counsellors” ‑ those who used their position to advise others to engage in fraud, and “the falsifiers” ‑ alchemists, counterfeiters, perjurers, and imposters, into the inner canyons of the eighth circle of hell. As sinners, the evil counsellors and falsifiers were matched by those who induce religious schisms, and surpassed only in fault by oath‑breakers.
--->Persons -->Persons who purposefully promote and teach proven ineffective techniques that purport to defeat valid state and court authority, and circumvent social obligations, appear to fall into those two categories. That they do so, and for profit at the expense of naive and vulnerable customers, is worse.
--->[[Creator/WilliamSBurroughs -->[[Creator/WilliamSBurroughs William S. Burroughs]] in ''[[Literature/NakedLunch Naked Lunch]]'' (New York: Grove Press, 1962, p. 11) wrote: “Hustlers of the world, there is one Mark you cannot beat: The Mark Inside.” I believe that is true for you. At some basic level, you understand that you are selling lies, or at the very most generous, wildly dubious concepts.



--->I spent 10 days in trial with Mr. Clay and I listened to countless hours of him changing his story every time the detectives questioned him or brought up something new… It was very clear to me, Mr. Clay, you are a liar, a rapist and a killer.

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--->I -->I spent 10 days in trial with Mr. Clay and I listened to countless hours of him changing his story every time the detectives questioned him or brought up something new… It was very clear to me, Mr. Clay, you are a liar, a rapist and a killer.



--->You are an evil serial sexual predator who has preyed upon young men who came into the city centre wanting nothing more than a good night out with their friends. One of your victims described you as a monster. The scale and enormity of your offending confirms this an accurate description. Rarely, if ever, have the courts seen such a campaign of rape as this, covering so many victims over a prolonged period.

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--->You -->You are an evil serial sexual predator who has preyed upon young men who came into the city centre wanting nothing more than a good night out with their friends. One of your victims described you as a monster. The scale and enormity of your offending confirms this an accurate description. Rarely, if ever, have the courts seen such a campaign of rape as this, covering so many victims over a prolonged period.



---> '''You''' have never shown an ounce of regret. '''You''' have never shown an ounce of sorrow. The only person you've ever been concerned with is [[ItsAllAboutMe yourself]] throughout the (sic) case its case and its aftermath. Well, they were rushing lifeless bodies down a hallway and putting every fiber of their being into trying to save lives, you would get high playing video games. You didn't stay to help, you didn't call for help, you didn't alert anyone. You sealed your own daughter's fate. You made sure that if you couldn't have her, your own flesh and blood, no one would.
---> And in many cases from Mr. Gucci points out, "justice should be tempered with mercy." I believe this is none of those cases. You slaughtered a two year old, a one year old, and a four month old, the most vulnerable member of our society. And as the verdict attests, you showed no compassion or no mercy to innocent children. You deserve none from the court. You failed as a husband, you failed as a father, you failed as a human being.

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---> --> '''You''' have never shown an ounce of regret. '''You''' have never shown an ounce of sorrow. The only person you've ever been concerned with is [[ItsAllAboutMe yourself]] throughout the (sic) case its case and its aftermath. Well, they were rushing lifeless bodies down a hallway and putting every fiber of their being into trying to save lives, you would get high playing video games. You didn't stay to help, you didn't call for help, you didn't alert anyone. You sealed your own daughter's fate. You made sure that if you couldn't have her, your own flesh and blood, no one would.
---> --> And in many cases from Mr. Gucci points out, "justice should be tempered with mercy." I believe this is none of those cases. You slaughtered a two year old, a one year old, and a four month old, the most vulnerable member of our society. And as the verdict attests, you showed no compassion or no mercy to innocent children. You deserve none from the court. You failed as a husband, you failed as a father, you failed as a human being.
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* In the last matchday of [[UsefulNotes/TheWorldCup FIFA World Cup]] qualifying for the 2014 tournament, Mexico looked like they were going to miss the tournament, losing to Costa Rica while Panama was beating the United States. The US had already qualified and clinched the top spot in the final continental qualifying tournament and were playing with their "B" team against Panama. Costa Rica had already qualified as well. Televisa Deportes had both matches on split-screen in Mexico when, in the final minutes, [[AmericaSavesTheDay the US suddenly scored the tying goal against Panama, which would allow Mexico to advance]] [[spoiler:to an intercontinental playoff with New Zealand]] despite their loss, TV Azteca commentator Christian Martinoli [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auG5olo5Smo gushed praise on America for granting them a chance, then ripped into the Mexican national team]] for an absolutely ''awful'' qualifying cycle where they had to rely on their rivals to get anywhere and went a pathetically bad 1–1–3 (1 win, 1 loss, and 3 draws, scoring ''just '''[[EpicFail three]]''' goals in five matches'') at home, all in the usually-supportive Estadio Azteca in Mexico City. As the US scored one more goal to outright beat Panama, he said the US had finally surpassed Mexico in [[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball soccer]], and told Victor Manuel Vucetich, the Mexican team's interim manager, to get his act together or resign.[[note]]His predecessor, Luis Fernando Tena, had been sacked during the competition for his team's pathetic performance. Vucetich himself was sacked two days after the match.[[/note]]

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* In the last matchday of [[UsefulNotes/TheWorldCup FIFA World Cup]] qualifying for the 2014 tournament, Mexico looked like they were going to miss the tournament, losing to Costa Rica while Panama was beating the United States. The US had already qualified and clinched the top spot in the final continental qualifying tournament and were playing with their "B" team against Panama. Costa Rica had already qualified as well. Televisa Deportes had both matches on split-screen in Mexico when, in the final minutes, [[AmericaSavesTheDay the US suddenly scored the tying goal against Panama, which would allow Mexico to advance]] [[spoiler:to to an intercontinental playoff with New Zealand]] Zealand despite their loss, TV Azteca commentator Christian Martinoli [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auG5olo5Smo gushed praise on America for granting them a chance, then ripped into the Mexican national team]] for an absolutely ''awful'' qualifying cycle where they had to rely on their rivals to get anywhere and went a pathetically bad 1–1–3 (1 win, 1 loss, and 3 draws, scoring ''just '''[[EpicFail three]]''' goals in five matches'') at home, all in the usually-supportive Estadio Azteca in Mexico City. As the US scored one more goal to outright beat Panama, he said the US had finally surpassed Mexico in [[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball soccer]], and told Victor Manuel Vucetich, the Mexican team's interim manager, to get his act together or resign.[[note]]His predecessor, Luis Fernando Tena, had been sacked during the competition for his team's pathetic performance. Vucetich himself was sacked two days after the match.[[/note]]
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* In his closing argument to Chris Watts, district attorney Michal Rouke rips him a new one over the murder of his family.
--> If he was this happy and wanted a new start, get a divorce. You don’t annihilate your family and throw them away like garbage. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Why did Niko, Celeste, Bella and Shanann have to lose their lives in order for him to get what he wanted?]]
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Anti-LGBT bigotry has no place in this website, no matter how "neutrally" it is described.


* The controversial political commentator and activist Matt Walsh gave a speech at the Loudoun County school board meeting, even after they [[MovingTheGoalposts moved the goalposts]] so that only residents could speak, and only gave speakers one minute. The first part was worked around by renting a place in the county, and the second by delivering the whole speech in just 52 seconds. The speech was a burning critique of the county's policies including what he considered to be age-inappropriate teaching of LGBT-related material to children.
-->"I would thank you all for allowing me to speak to you tonight but you tried not to allow it and yet here I am. Now you only give us 60 seconds so let me get to the point: you are all child abusers. You prey upon impressionable children and indoctrinate them into your insane ideological cult – a cult which holds many fanatical views, but none so deranged as that boys are girls and girls are boys. By imposing this vile nonsense on students to the point even of forcing young girls to share locker rooms with boys, you deprive these kids of safety and privacy and something more fundamental too, which is truth. If education is not grounded in truth, then it is worthless. Worse, it is poison. You are poison. You are predators. I can see why you try to stop us from speaking, you know that your ideas are indefensible. You silence the opposing side because you have no argument. You can only hide under your beds like pathetic little gutless cowards, hoping we shut up and go away. But we won't. I promise you that. Thank you for your time and I'll talk to you again very, very soon."
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Apparently the transcript I had was of only two parts, here's the whole thing.


* The controversial political commentator and activist Matt Walsh gave a speech at the Loudoun County school board meeting, even after they [[MovingTheGoalposts moved the goalposts]] so that only residents could speak, and only gave speakers one minute. The first part was worked around by renting a place in the county, and the second by delivering the whole speech in just 55 seconds. The speech was a burning critique of the county's policies including what he considered to be age-inappropriate teaching of LGBT-related material to children.
-->"Let me get to the point: you are all child abusers. You prey upon impressionable children and indoctrinate them into your insane ideological cult – a cult which holds many fanatical views, but none so deranged as that boys are girls and girls are boys. You silence the opposing side because you have no argument. You can only hide under your beds like pathetic little cowards, hoping we shut up and go away. But we won't. I promise you that. Thank you for your time and I'll talk to you again very, very soon."

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* The controversial political commentator and activist Matt Walsh gave a speech at the Loudoun County school board meeting, even after they [[MovingTheGoalposts moved the goalposts]] so that only residents could speak, and only gave speakers one minute. The first part was worked around by renting a place in the county, and the second by delivering the whole speech in just 55 52 seconds. The speech was a burning critique of the county's policies including what he considered to be age-inappropriate teaching of LGBT-related material to children.
-->"Let -->"I would thank you all for allowing me to speak to you tonight but you tried not to allow it and yet here I am. Now you only give us 60 seconds so let me get to the point: you are all child abusers. You prey upon impressionable children and indoctrinate them into your insane ideological cult – a cult which holds many fanatical views, but none so deranged as that boys are girls and girls are boys. By imposing this vile nonsense on students to the point even of forcing young girls to share locker rooms with boys, you deprive these kids of safety and privacy and something more fundamental too, which is truth. If education is not grounded in truth, then it is worthless. Worse, it is poison. You are poison. You are predators. I can see why you try to stop us from speaking, you know that your ideas are indefensible. You silence the opposing side because you have no argument. You can only hide under your beds like pathetic little gutless cowards, hoping we shut up and go away. But we won't. I promise you that. Thank you for your time and I'll talk to you again very, very soon."
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* The controversial political commentator and activist Matt Walsh gave a speech at the Loudoun County school board meeting, even after they [[MovingTheGoalposts moved the goalposts]] so that only residents could speak, and only gave speakers one minute. The first part was worked around by renting a place in the county, and the second by delivering the whole speech in just 55 seconds. The speech was a burning critique of the county's policies including what he considered to be age-inappropriate teaching of LGBT-related material to children.
-->"Let me get to the point: you are all child abusers. You prey upon impressionable children and indoctrinate them into your insane ideological cult – a cult which holds many fanatical views, but none so deranged as that boys are girls and girls are boys. You silence the opposing side because you have no argument. You can only hide under your beds like pathetic little cowards, hoping we shut up and go away. But we won't. I promise you that. Thank you for your time and I'll talk to you again very, very soon."
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Up To Eleven is a defunct trope


* After [=YouTuber=] Logan Paul got himself into a big trouble after filming a dead body in the Suicide Forest in Japan, he was subjected to this trope UpToEleven. It either ranged from constructive to downright scathing criticism by celebrities and content creators in [=YouTube=]. Examples include:

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* After [=YouTuber=] Logan Paul got himself into a big trouble after filming a dead body in the Suicide Forest in Japan, he was subjected to this trope UpToEleven.up to eleven. It either ranged from constructive to downright scathing criticism by celebrities and content creators in [=YouTube=]. Examples include:

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* Latter-Day Saint leader John Taylor gave [[https://www.ldsliving.com/john-taylors-unexpected-amazing-reaction-when-men-came-to-tar-and-feather-him/s/81650 a scathing one]] to men at a gathering in Columbus, Ohio who were about to tar and feather him.

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* Latter-Day Saint leader John Taylor gave [[https://www.ldsliving.com/john-taylors-unexpected-amazing-reaction-when-men-came-to-tar-and-feather-him/s/81650 a scathing one]] to men at a gathering in Columbus, Ohio who were about to tar and feather him. The best part? This was enough to convince them not to do so.




The best part? This was enough to convince the men not to tar and feather him.[[/folder]]

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\nThe best part? This was enough to convince the men not to tar and feather him.[[/folder]]
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Doraemon thing sounds viciously racist towards Pakistan. And Warden Duffy’s statement doesn’t even scold or point out of the flaws of the asker, it’s just a kind statement


* Prison Warden Clinton Duffy was well known for trying to rehabilitate the men in his prison. A critic once told him, “You should know that leopards don’t change their spots!” Duffy replied, “You should know I don’t work with leopards. I work with men, and men change every day.”
* One of the admins of [[Manga/{{Doraemon}} The Doraemon]] [[TheWikiRule Wiki,]] [=IamtheJerry01=], once gives one to a Pakistani internet troll in [=IamtheJerry01's=] message wall in 2020.
--> You are just a tiny 10 years old creature, nothing else. UsefulNotes/{{India}} [[{{Pacifist}} is not interested in violence like you.]] India is far better than your UsefulNotes/{{Pakistan}} in terms of economy, education and secularism. The people of India are much knowledgeable, they are not like you people who are knowing only violence, armors, weapons and other things. All the predictions of your ancestors - MY FOOT! Few clouds just know how to thunder, they don't rain. Same applies to you, you can just bark; you cannot perform any action.
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Wiki/ namespace cleaning.


* [[Administrivia/EditReasonsAndWhyYouShouldUseThem Edit Reasons]] on Wiki/ThisVeryWiki are meant to provide constructive criticism when editing an existing passage or deleting it. However, invoking this {{trope}} (made even worse when done with a complaining tone) when providing an Edit Reason is just as frowned upon as a bad edit.

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* [[Administrivia/EditReasonsAndWhyYouShouldUseThem Edit Reasons]] on Wiki/ThisVeryWiki Website/ThisVeryWiki are meant to provide constructive criticism when editing an existing passage or deleting it. However, invoking this {{trope}} (made even worse when done with a complaining tone) when providing an Edit Reason is just as frowned upon as a bad edit.

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