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* There are a few times the characters are called out in ''Fanfic/AncientSins''.
**The first one happens in the beginning of the story, when Dante faces the Mane Six for the second time.
-->'''Dante''': Why did you trust me? Because I had some strange power you wanted to understand, because I came to you with a problem only you could solve? You should really learn to not trust everyone.\\
-->'''Twilight''': I trusted you, because I know what it's like to be gifted immense power and to be flung into a role you were never prepared for!\\
-->'''Dante''': You think you know me so well?! Let me ask you something else: why should I have trusted you? Because you have amazing power, because you're ''heroes"?!\\
-->'''Applejack''': Yes, we'll always be there to help others, no matter what the cost.\\
-->'''Dante''': False promises, fake sentiment, and empty words. That’s all you “heroes” ever really offer. Sure you defeat the occasional monster and villain, but when it comes to real suffering, you’re never anywhere to be found. I made a vow the day I escaped my suffering: that no one would ever feel weak, alone, and lost because there was no one who came to help them.\\
-->'''Fluttershy''': How...why do you even feel this way?\\
-->'''Dante''': It doesn’t matter, what does matter is that I’ll show the world just how false your words are.\\
**During the quest to stop the villains from resurrecting Dante, Tirek gets/gives one to/from his father, which also doubles as ‘’CallingTheOldmanOut’’.
-->Tirek: Thousands of years ago, you decided it was time to pick a successor. It was either me or Scorpan, but I knew you prefered him.\\
-->Vorak: Yes, because I could see your dark intentions. You craved power and twisted your abilities to be able to steal magic from others. You even managed to twist your brother and roped him into your scemes.\\
-->'''Tirek''': We could have conquered the world with our powers, but you prefer to sit on your throne giving speeches. I wanted power so I could show you that we could rule, but I’ve always been a disappointment in your eyes.\\
-->'''Vorak''': Oh, if your mother could see you now, what would she say?\\
-->'''Tirek''': Who cares, she died after I was born and all I had was you, but all you ever did was tell me that I wasn’t enough.\\
-->'''Vorak''': Yes and I still believe that. From the first moment you learned of your abilities,you became greedy. You wanted the power to make everyone bow at your feet. Ever since you discovered what you could do, you made yourself believe you were the most powerful in all the lands, but I know you’re still that small and scared little boy that used to grip my coak when the thunder boomed.\\
-->'''Tirek''': Maybe I was that way, but Dante saw my potential and made me even stronger. Now, I’ll do what I should have done all those years ago.\\
-->'''Scorpan''': Brother, please don’t do this.\\
-->'''Tirek''': And then there’s you, my own brother, who left me to rot in Tartarus. Well,let’s see how you like it. We...are not brothers anymore.\\
**After the “destruction” of Cloudsdale, Dante gives one to Rainbow Dash when she comes looking for a fight.
-->'''Dante''': But I do have a question for you: You're loyal, but who are you truly loyal to?\\
-->'''Rainbow''': I’m loyal to those I care about.\\
-->'''Dante''': Right,so when you see those you’re “loyal” to,do you see them as equals or as people you need to protect?\\
-->'''Rainbow''': No, this is just one of your head games, but I’m not falling for it!\\
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-->'''Rainbow''': You’re a monster.\\
-->'''Dante''': Please, you look down on everyone, see nopony as an equal, and never shut up about your exploits, it’s sickening. I actually think you’re one of the worst people in this land. You want to know one of the worst things about pride: it’s that since you see no one as an equal, you can never truly have a friend or love.\\
-->'''Rainbow''': What are you talking about, you’re just messing with me.\\
-->'''Dante''': Am I? Tell me: have you ever noticed anyone who could like you that way?\\
-->'''Rainbow''': What? Of course not, I have friends that are like family, but I never met anypony who likes me like that.\\
-->'''Dante''': Really, so when you look back on your whole life, you’ve never met anypony who could be in love with you? Well that is one of the downsides of pride. So basically, you’ve never met anypony who likes you like that?\\
**After Dante does his HeelFaceTurn, Dante is on the receiving end of one from Twilight.
-->'''Dante''': I didn’t want it to be this way, you know. I just wanted to be free and come home.\\
-->'''Twilight''': Right, it wasn’t your fault and you were the victim the whole time. Well you can just shove that excuse down your throat!\\
-->'''Dante''': What?\\
-->'''Twilight''': This entire time, all you’ve done is make excuses and never once said you were sorry.\\
-->'''Dante''': Fine, I really am sorry, okay!\\
-->'''Twilight''': Really? If you were really sorry, then you never would have done those things to begin with. You could have come to us, your friends and we could have found a way to help you, but you were too much of a coward.\\
-->'''Dante''': I’m trying to be better, I’m trying to make up for what I’ve done!\\
-->'''Twilight''': Oh you’re trying, well let’s give you a big fat medal for your attempt at redemption. All you’ve done is ruin, wreck, and destroy everything you’ve come into contact with. People, places, and most of all, relationships.\\
-->'''Dante''': You don’t know me.\\
-->'''Twilight''': I know enough. This entire time, I’ve wondered what kind of person would destroy everything they ever loved for their own selfish quest. Seeing you now, looking at the thing you are. I realize that there’s just nothing inside you, an empty pit that can never be filled. You’re nothing but a sad, pathetic, and bitter man. Maybe one day, you’ll realize how worthless you really are, but in the meantime, never come near my friends again.\\
**When Dante goes off to face The Nothing/Tadmir, he is thoroughly beaten and given another speech.
-->'''Tadmir''': Oh Dante, why do you keep fighting? You know it’s pointless.\\
-->'''Dante''': As long as I’m still breathing, I’ll never stop fighting!\\
-->'''Tadmir''': You really can’t see it, can you?\\
-->'''Dante''': See what?\\
-->'''Tadmir''': The truth, Dante, your truth. You’ve been hurt, haven’t you?\\
-->'''Dante''': What? No, shut up!\\
-->'''Tadmir'': The ones closest to you have always made you feel less than. (turns into Equine Pinkie) They didn’t think you were worth it, (turns into Alsalaf) didn’t think you mattered, (turns into Celestia) didn’t believe in you, (turns into Equine Twilight) didn’t trust you. (turns into Sunset) Didn’t want you, left you. However, did you ever consider the possibility that they aren’t the problem. Oh, of course you have. (turns into Dante) It’s always been you, you ruin any chance you have to be happy and you know deep down that you’ll never find it.\\

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* In the ''FanFic/FacingTheFutureSeries'', [[WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom the heroes]] have given out these to the villains of said stories:

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* In the VisualNovel/SuperDanganronpa2 fanfic ''Fanfic/SystemRestore'', Togami, [[ForWantOfANail who avoided being murdered at the party]], gives this speech to the second murderer, in response to her trying to compare her actions with Togami's attempt to sacrifice his life to stop the first murder.

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* In the VisualNovel/SuperDanganronpa2 ''VisualNovel/SuperDanganronpa2'' fanfic ''Fanfic/SystemRestore'', Togami, [[ForWantOfANail who avoided being murdered at the party]], gives this speech to the second murderer, in response to her trying to compare her actions with Togami's attempt to sacrifice his life to stop the first murder.


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* In ''Fanfic/DaughterOfFireAndSteel'', General Zod delivers a scathing speech in the first chapter when he finds his trainees brawling:
-->'''Dru-Zod:''' This is what our warriors have been reduced to? A bunch of pathetic squabbling children who don't know the meaning of the word discipline.\\
'''Aethyr-Zer:''' Sir we were…\\
'''Dru-Zod:''' Did I give you permission to speak?! You called Kara-El a freak and defective and yet you are the ones I see as defective and useless. If you cannot maintain discipline when you are off duty then you aren't worthy of standing in these halls. You three are dismissed." (to Kara) "Who threw the first punch?\\
'''Kara Zor-El:''' I did.\\
'''Dru-Zod:''' Your father assured me that your genetic flaws would in no way impede you in maintaining military discipline. Perhaps he was wrong and perhaps you should reconsider your place here. You are dismissed.
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** As a young Concept, Celestia witnesses the three pony tribes of Equus being torn apart by their hate for each other, and asks Entropy for help in stopping them. Entropy gives her command of the Windigos, but because of their LiteralGenie nature, when Celestia commands them to "end hatred among ponies", they start an EndlessWinter with the goal of wiping out all ponykind (because no ponies = no hatred). Furious, Celestia blames Entropy, assuming that she was behind the Windigos bringing death to Equus, and this happens:

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** As a young Concept, Celestia witnesses the three pony tribes of Equus being torn apart by their hate for each other, and asks Entropy for help in stopping them. Entropy gives her command of the Windigos, but because of their LiteralGenie nature, when Celestia commands them to "end hatred among ponies", they start an EndlessWinter with the goal of wiping out all ponykind (because hatred can't exist if there are no ponies = no hatred).alive to hate each other). Furious, Celestia blames Entropy, assuming that she was behind the Windigos bringing death to Equus, and this happens:
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* In ''Fanfic/WithThisRingGreenLantern'', Carol Ferris has become the ruler of Zamaron after being possessed by her evil split personality the Predator. Hal Jordan tries to reach Carol out by pointing that, as long as she lets the Predator control her, she will not be a queen but a tyrant.

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* In ''Fanfic/WithThisRingGreenLantern'', Carol Ferris has become the ruler of Zamaron after being possessed by her evil split personality the Predator. Hal Jordan tries to reach out to Carol out by pointing out that, as long as she lets the Predator control her, she will not be a queen but a tyrant.
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* In ''Fanfic/WithThisRingGreenLantern'', Carol Ferris has become the ruler of Zamaron after being possessed by her evil split personality the Predator. Hal Jordan tries to reach Carol out by pointing that, as long as she lets the Predator control her, she will not be a queen but a tyrant.
-->'''Hal:''' "You are what you are today because you embraced the persona you once expelled from your body, the Predator. Do you know why you expelled him, Carol?"\\
'''Carol:''' "Because of my emotional conflict over you, Hal Jordan. Acting upon the powers of my sapphire gem."\\
'''Hal:''' "Not entirely. I think you expelled him because he was unfit."\\
'''Carol:''' "Unfit!"\\
'''Hal:''' "That's right, Star. Not just because he was the part of you that had to be hard. God knows, Carol Ferris had that. She couldn't have run Ferris Aircraft all those years and not have had that. The Predator was more than that. He was the part of you that was--dark. Evil. More than an agressor, Carol. He was the being who hated everything Carol Ferris loved."\\
'''Carol:''' "I warn you, Jordan--"\\
'''Hal:''' "No, Carol. I'm warning you. Without the check of compassion, without the ability to love, or give a damn about the people you're supposed to rule, you'll be anything but a queen. You'll simply be a tyrant. That's what the Predator wants you to be, and that's what you're handing him. I could create a mirror here, and show you. As a matter of fact, that's what I'll do."
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* ''Fanfic/WhatYouWishFor'': When Lincoln breaks Lori's perfume, she chews him out and makes him cry.
-->'''Lori''': "You literally have no idea, do you? I tell you to stay out of my room to keep shit like this from happening, but it just doesn't get through your thick head, does it? It's like you just disregard my fucking privacy just because you let your stupid spider out of its cage AGAIN. How dumb do you have to be to literally make the same mistake twice? None of your sisters do this, because they all know what the words STAY OUT mean! Christ, I wish I only had nine sisters! Maybe then I could actually manage to own expensive things that don't end up broken by asshole little brothers! Now GET OUT!"

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* In ''VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorneyCase5TurnaboutSubstitution'', Apollo delivers one to [[spoiler:[[BigBadFriend Rhea Wits]], the real Mysterious Bust Killer]], after besting [[spoiler:her]] in their final confrontation. [[spoiler:She]] had just previously taunted him before they were due to reconvene in court, admiting that they killed "dozens" of people because their victims simply did not "live life to its fullest" (according to their warped view on life and death), as well as going on about the ecstasy that killing and evading justice provided them with. They considered the only people who really "lived" were thrill-seekers, terrorists, etc., as they lived without fear of dying:

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* In ''VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorneyCase5TurnaboutSubstitution'', Apollo delivers one to [[spoiler:[[BigBadFriend Rhea Wits]], the real Mysterious Bust Killer]], after besting [[spoiler:her]] her in their final confrontation. [[spoiler:She]] had just previously taunted him before they were due to reconvene in court, admiting that they killed "dozens" of people because their victims simply did not "live life to its fullest" (according to their warped view on life and death), as well as going on about the ecstasy that killing and evading justice provided them with. They considered the only people who really "lived" were thrill-seekers, terrorists, etc., as they lived without fear of dying:



'''Apollo Justice''': You are '''completely wrong'''. What gives meaning to our lives... is other lives. Those people you talked about, who were truly living, who weren't afraid of death... They aren't afraid of death... because they aren't truly living. They concern themselves with their own lives, and try to find meaning in cheap, short-lived thrills. Do you know why a regular "[[WordSchmord Joe Schmoe]]", as you put it, will beg for his life when threatened? Because he has friends and family he doesn't want to leave. Friends and family that he does not want to suffer grief and hardship.\\

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'''Apollo Justice''': You are '''completely wrong'''. What gives meaning to our lives... is other lives. Those people you talked about, who were truly living, who weren't afraid of death... They aren't afraid of death... because they aren't truly living. They concern themselves with their own lives, and try to find meaning in cheap, short-lived thrills. Do you know why a regular "[[WordSchmord Joe Schmoe]]", "Joe Schmoe", as you put it, will beg for his life when threatened? Because he has friends and family he doesn't want to leave. Friends and family that he does not want to suffer grief and hardship.\\



* In ''Webcomic/HowIBecameYours'', Zuko and Mai exchange these speeches after Zuko finds out that Mai concealed the letters about Katara's pregnancy from him. Each accuses the other of being selfish and endangering the Fire Nation, and while Zuko is [[DesignatedHero supposed to be the sympathetic one]], [[DesignatedVillain Mai's]] [[StrawmanHasAPoint arguments are more convincing]].
-->'''Zuko''': Now I see why I couldn't love you even when I tried to! My gut knew that you would do something like this to me! '''A Child mai!''' You didn't do this for our '''country!''' You didn't do this for '''me'''! You did this for you! '''You hate her more than anything since the second you saw her!!''' And I will not have you talk about her that way! For your selfish reasons, you might have put our country in '''[[RougeAnglesOfSatin dander]]''' and all that I have built for this nation!! Your a '''traitor'''!\\
'''Mai''': '''Stop talking like you care about this country and the people in it!''' I am your '''queen''' and you betrayed us all! '''It's because you love that tramp!!!''' You never cared about anyone but yourself you '''[[MemeticMutation chard]]''' '''[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments monster]]'''! I seen it the day you left their little group and became '''Fire Lord'''! The way you looked at her said it all! Your the '''liar!!!!'''\\

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* In ''Webcomic/HowIBecameYours'', Zuko and Mai exchange these speeches after Zuko finds out that Mai concealed the letters about Katara's pregnancy from him. Each accuses the other of being selfish and endangering the Fire Nation, and while Zuko is [[DesignatedHero supposed to be the sympathetic one]], [[DesignatedVillain Mai's]] [[StrawmanHasAPoint arguments are more convincing]].
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-->'''Zuko''': Now I see why I couldn't love you even when I tried to! My gut knew that you would do something like this to me! '''A Child mai!''' You didn't do this for our '''country!''' You didn't do this for '''me'''! You did this for you! '''You hate her more than anything since the second you saw her!!''' And I will not have you talk about her that way! For your selfish reasons, you might have put our country in '''[[RougeAnglesOfSatin dander]]''' '''dander''' and all that I have built for this nation!! Your a '''traitor'''!\\
'''Mai''': '''Stop talking like you care about this country and the people in it!''' I am your '''queen''' and you betrayed us all! '''It's because you love that tramp!!!''' You never cared about anyone but yourself you '''[[MemeticMutation chard]]''' '''[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments monster]]'''! '''chard''' '''monster'''! I seen it the day you left their little group and became '''Fire Lord'''! The way you looked at her said it all! Your the '''liar!!!!'''\\



'''Azula''': [[SarcasmMode What a surprise. The twelve-year old boy who happens to be the Spirit of Balance thinks revenge is bad.]] Now don't get me wrong, we both know I don't give an owl-rat's feather for what you want to do to the man. But the Avatar asked this of me, and right now I care a lot more about staying in his favor than yours. (''pauses, then smiles'') And if it's any consolation, you've actually made me very glad tonight.\\

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'''Azula''': [[SarcasmMode What a surprise. The twelve-year old boy who happens to be the Spirit of Balance thinks revenge is bad.]] Now don't get me wrong, we both know I don't give an owl-rat's feather for what you want to do to the man. But the Avatar asked this of me, and right now I care a lot more about staying in his favor than yours. (''pauses, then smiles'') And if it's any consolation, you've actually made me very glad tonight.\\



'''Azula''': Well, for one thing, it allowed me to confirm what I always suspected: [[NotSoDifferent that deep down inside, you're just as ugly as I am]].\\
'''Katara''': (''launches a water whip at Azula, who dodges'') Don't you ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis dare]]''. Claim that I'm ''anything'' like you!\\

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'''Azula''': Well, for one thing, it allowed me to confirm what I always suspected: [[NotSoDifferent that deep down inside, you're just as ugly as I am]].am.\\
'''Katara''': (''launches a water whip at Azula, who dodges'') Don't you ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis dare]]''.''dare''. Claim that I'm ''anything'' like you!\\



'''Katara''': '''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''' (''bloodbends Azula into a submissive position, then [[KillItWithWater summons a globe of water near her head]]'') Tell me where Yon Rha [[PunctuatedForEmphasis is. Right. Now.]]\\
'''Azula''': (''softly'') Or else? (''Katara hesitates, then releases Azula and sends the water back to the ground'') Well, look at that. [[ThrowTheDogABone You're]] ''[[ThrowTheDogABone not]]'' [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre nearly as bad as me, after all]].

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'''Katara''': '''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''' '''SHUT UP!''' (''bloodbends Azula into a submissive position, then [[KillItWithWater summons a globe of water near her head]]'') head'') Tell me where Yon Rha [[PunctuatedForEmphasis is. Right. Now.]]\\
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'''Azula''': (''softly'') Or else? (''Katara hesitates, then releases Azula and sends the water back to the ground'') Well, look at that. [[ThrowTheDogABone You're]] ''[[ThrowTheDogABone not]]'' [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre You're ''not'' nearly as bad as me, after all]].all.



[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]], Zuko.

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[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]], you, Zuko.



'''Azula''': Reconcile? Are you serious, Uncle? He does nothing but blame me and look down on me, and still you think it's ''my'' fault? Don't pretend for an instant you care about my side of this. [[ParentalFavoritism All you've ever bothered with is Zuko.]] He's your [[ReplacementGoldfish precious little replacement]], isn't he? I know why you're out here. I know why you haven't gone to visit him. You can't stand to see him, can you? First your son gets killed, and then your surrogate son gets half his face burnt off. [[ItsAllMyFault And you probably think that both times were your fault,]] [[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou and you're right!]] You brought Lu Ten to war, and you brought Zuko to that war meeting. Even your wife ended up dead. You can't love anything without it breaking, can you? Too bad Zuko's going to have a scar. He won't ''look'' like Lu Ten anymore.

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'''Azula''': Reconcile? Are you serious, Uncle? He does nothing but blame me and look down on me, and still you think it's ''my'' fault? Don't pretend for an instant you care about my side of this. [[ParentalFavoritism All you've ever bothered with is Zuko.]] Zuko. He's your [[ReplacementGoldfish precious little replacement]], replacement, isn't he? I know why you're out here. I know why you haven't gone to visit him. You can't stand to see him, can you? First your son gets killed, and then your surrogate son gets half his face burnt off. [[ItsAllMyFault And you probably think that both times were your fault,]] [[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou fault, and you're right!]] right! You brought Lu Ten to war, and you brought Zuko to that war meeting. Even your wife ended up dead. You can't love anything without it breaking, can you? Too bad Zuko's going to have a scar. He won't ''look'' like Lu Ten anymore.



'''Young!Azula''': I know more than you think. I know [[spoiler:that[[GrandTheftMe you turned me into your personal ball of hate]]]] against people who you see as your enemies. And you know what? I don't think they are.\\

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'''Young!Azula''': I know more than you think. I know [[spoiler:that[[GrandTheftMe [[spoiler:that you turned me into your personal ball of hate]]]] hate]] against people who you see as your enemies. And you know what? I don't think they are.\\



'''Young!Azula''': No you won't. [[{{Irony}} You've managed to fail in every way possible.]] I'm not the traitor to my homeland; you are! I'm not the screw up my father cast out; YOU ARE! This is all your fault! [[NiceJobFixingItVillain If you hadn't come along, none of this would have happened!]]

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'''Young!Azula''': No you won't. [[{{Irony}} You've managed to fail in every way possible.]] possible. I'm not the traitor to my homeland; you are! I'm not the screw up my father cast out; YOU ARE! This is all your fault! [[NiceJobFixingItVillain If you hadn't come along, none of this would have happened!]]happened!



--->'''Azula:''' Would you like to know ''your'' future, Zhao? How you die? You die from [[WhatAnIdiot stupidity]], and [[{{Pride}} arrogance]], and avarice. [[NiceJobFixingItVillain You die because you take a victory and turn it into a defeat.]] You break the [[MakingASplash Tribesmen]], beat down their defenses, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and hold their god hostage in your hand]]. And then you screw it all up, killing it, [[DoNotTauntCthulhu and invoking the Avatar's understandable wrath]]. You die because you can't accept anything less then... Zhao the ''Invincible.'' There's irony in that title.

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--->'''Azula:''' Would you like to know ''your'' future, Zhao? How you die? You die from [[WhatAnIdiot stupidity]], stupidity, and [[{{Pride}} arrogance]], arrogance, and avarice. [[NiceJobFixingItVillain You die because you take a victory and turn it into a defeat.]] defeat. You break the [[MakingASplash Tribesmen]], Tribesmen, beat down their defenses, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and hold their god hostage in your hand]]. hand. And then you screw it all up, killing it, [[DoNotTauntCthulhu and invoking the Avatar's understandable wrath]].wrath. You die because you can't accept anything less then... Zhao the ''Invincible.'' There's irony in that title.



-->'''Dark Kuroda''': I'm a flamer because I said something negative about your fanfic? You really need to grow up and understand that not everyone is going to praise what you do. This chapter is better [[RougeAnglesOfSatin then your first too]], she is slightly more likeable. However, she is making the characters run circles around her. That is what we call a [[BlackHoleSue Blackhole Sue]]. Particularly since you do make the characters [[OutOfCharacter OoC]] here.\\

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-->'''Dark Kuroda''': I'm a flamer because I said something negative about your fanfic? You really need to grow up and understand that not everyone is going to praise what you do. This chapter is better [[RougeAnglesOfSatin then your first too]], too, she is slightly more likeable. However, she is making the characters run circles around her. That is what we call a [[BlackHoleSue Blackhole Sue]]. Sue. Particularly since you do make the characters [[OutOfCharacter OoC]] OoC here.\\



'''Oshikko''': Yes... I am a flamer. I enjoy telling you how much your story actually sucks. Seriously... don't you get that this would never actually happen in the world of Bleach? [[SoBadItsGood I enjoy reading your fanfic because I enjoy laughing at your stupidity]]. Do you actually act like this girl. No... wait, I read Cutie Pie 3's review from last chapter. You're trying to mimic [[TakeThat that shit]] ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''. [[DamnedByFaintPraise You are successful in that but then... that isn't hard to do]].\\
'''Jolene Meyers''': Don't you dare diss Twilight! You are a moron not to see how great of a writer Meyer happens to be! I laugh at your stupidity, you moron. [[TemptingFate If my fanfic is so bad, why don't you write your own version, huh]]?\\
'''Oshikko''': Sure I will. [[IWarnedYou Keep in mind, you suggested I do so]].

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'''Oshikko''': Yes... I am a flamer. I enjoy telling you how much your story actually sucks. Seriously... don't you get that this would never actually happen in the world of Bleach? [[SoBadItsGood I enjoy reading your fanfic because I enjoy laughing at your stupidity]].stupidity. Do you actually act like this girl. No... wait, I read Cutie Pie 3's review from last chapter. You're trying to mimic [[TakeThat that shit]] shit ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''. [[DamnedByFaintPraise You are successful in that but then... that isn't hard to do]].do.\\
'''Jolene Meyers''': Don't you dare diss Twilight! You are a moron not to see how great of a writer Meyer happens to be! I laugh at your stupidity, you moron. [[TemptingFate If my fanfic is so bad, why don't you write your own version, huh]]?\\
huh?\\
'''Oshikko''': Sure I will. [[IWarnedYou Keep in mind, you suggested I do so]].so.



'''Inner Hollow''': Are you fucking kidding me?! That's even more fucked up than your last reason! What makes you so special that you won't take responsibility for your actions to defend yourself?! What gives you the right to force that burden on Tatsuki?! And if you haven't already noticed Princess, the world's a shithole where bad things happen to good people. [[{{Angrish}} ARGH]] do you have any idea how badly I want to beat your head in right now!

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'''Inner Hollow''': Are you fucking kidding me?! That's even more fucked up than your last reason! What makes you so special that you won't take responsibility for your actions to defend yourself?! What gives you the right to force that burden on Tatsuki?! And if you haven't already noticed Princess, the world's a shithole where bad things happen to good people. [[{{Angrish}} ARGH]] ARGH do you have any idea how badly I want to beat your head in right now!



'''Jasmine''': And how many ''more'' will die ''now'' because of you and your friends? [[MotiveRant I could've stopped it. All of it. War, disease, poverty... every last wretched drop of suffering. Children would have grown up healthy and strong, with families full of love and harmony. Peace spreading around the world like a wondrous, precious sea wave. How many precious, beautiful lives would've been saved in only a handful of years?]] [[AMillionIsAStatistic Yes, I murdered thousands... to save]] ''[[AMillionIsAStatistic billions]]''.\\

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'''Jasmine''': And how many ''more'' will die ''now'' because of you and your friends? [[MotiveRant I could've stopped it. All of it. War, disease, poverty... every last wretched drop of suffering. Children would have grown up healthy and strong, with families full of love and harmony. Peace spreading around the world like a wondrous, precious sea wave. How many precious, beautiful lives would've been saved in only a handful of years?]] [[AMillionIsAStatistic years? Yes, I murdered thousands... to save]] ''[[AMillionIsAStatistic billions]]''.save ''billions''.\\



'''Jasmine''': ''[[OmniscientMoralityLicense I]]'' [[OmniscientMoralityLicense did! I'm not human, vampire- so don't try to treat me as one!]] [[IDidWhatIHadToDo I did what I did because]] ''[[IDidWhatIHadToDo someone]]'' [[IDidWhatIHadToDo had to!]] I was trying to ''save'' this world!\\
'''Buffy''': No. You were trying to ''rule'' it. And you weren't going to let anything stop you. You think we don't get it? It didn't matter to you whose lives you wrecked, or who you killed. There's nothing selfless about that... it's just ruthless. And sick. And evil. You so-called gods and higher powers are all the same; [[JerkassGods you're a bunch of selfish dirt-bags who don't care about anything but yourselves!]]\\

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'''Jasmine''': ''[[OmniscientMoralityLicense I]]'' [[OmniscientMoralityLicense ''I'' did! I'm not human, vampire- so don't try to treat me as one!]] [[IDidWhatIHadToDo one! I did what I did because]] ''[[IDidWhatIHadToDo someone]]'' [[IDidWhatIHadToDo because ''someone'' had to!]] to! I was trying to ''save'' this world!\\
'''Buffy''': No. You were trying to ''rule'' it. And you weren't going to let anything stop you. You think we don't get it? It didn't matter to you whose lives you wrecked, or who you killed. There's nothing selfless about that... it's just ruthless. And sick. And evil. You so-called gods and higher powers are all the same; [[JerkassGods you're a bunch of selfish dirt-bags who don't care about anything but yourselves!]]\\yourselves!\\



'''Buffy''': No. You're ''worse''. Glory was [[AxCrazy an insane maniac]] and an evil bitch, but you know what? [[AtLeastIAdmitIt At least]] ''[[AtLeastIAdmitIt she]]'' [[AtLeastIAdmitIt never pretended to be anything else]]. She was a hellgod, it woulda been crazy of us to expect her to act any other way. But ''you'', Jasmine? A higher power? One of [[ThePowersThatBe the Powers that freakin']] ''[[ThePowersThatBe Be]]''? For you to fall so far and act so low, to betray everything you're supposed to stand for... [[YouMonster that's what makes you a]] ''[[YouMonster monster!]]''

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'''Buffy''': No. You're ''worse''. Glory was [[AxCrazy an insane maniac]] maniac and an evil bitch, but you know what? [[AtLeastIAdmitIt At least]] ''[[AtLeastIAdmitIt she]]'' [[AtLeastIAdmitIt least ''she'' never pretended to be anything else]].else. She was a hellgod, it woulda been crazy of us to expect her to act any other way. But ''you'', Jasmine? A higher power? One of [[ThePowersThatBe the Powers that freakin']] ''[[ThePowersThatBe Be]]''? freakin' ''Be''? For you to fall so far and act so low, to betray everything you're supposed to stand for... [[YouMonster that's what makes you a]] ''[[YouMonster monster!]]''a ''monster!''



** Amy later gives one to Willow in chapter 37, [[ShutUpKirk in response to Willow]] [[YoureInsane declaring her insane]] for working with [[UltimateEvil the First]]:
--->'''Amy''': '''''No!''''' No, no, no, you want to know what's '''''insane?''''' ''Insane'' is letting other people tell you your place in the world when you could be running it. I spent my whole life letting [[AbusiveParents my bitch of a mother]] run my life, and most of high school being everyone's punching bag, and now that I have the power, I'm going to make damn sure that ''nobody'' is going to step on me ''ever'' again! Warren was right. I ''have'' been watching you. I saw that fight you had with your friends in the Magic Box last year. You took the Slayer, the baddest chick in the underworld, and you ''beat her ass''. You wiped the floor with her. It wasn't even close. And then you [[EarthShatteringKaboom nearly blew up the planet]]? For a second, I thought you were finally going to step up to the big time. To stop denying your real power, the ''real'' you.\\

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** Amy later gives one to Willow in chapter 37, [[ShutUpKirk in response to Willow]] [[YoureInsane declaring her insane]] for working with [[UltimateEvil [[EldritchAbomination the First]]:
--->'''Amy''': '''''No!''''' No, no, no, you want to know what's '''''insane?''''' ''Insane'' is letting other people tell you your place in the world when you could be running it. I spent my whole life letting [[AbusiveParents my bitch of a mother]] mother run my life, and most of high school being everyone's punching bag, and now that I have the power, I'm going to make damn sure that ''nobody'' is going to step on me ''ever'' again! Warren was right. I ''have'' been watching you. I saw that fight you had with your friends in the Magic Box last year. You took the Slayer, the baddest chick in the underworld, and you ''beat her ass''. You wiped the floor with her. It wasn't even close. And then you [[EarthShatteringKaboom nearly blew up the planet]]? planet? For a second, I thought you were finally going to step up to the big time. To stop denying your real power, the ''real'' you.\\



'''Amy''': ''Yes it is!'' You have all this power, more than you deserve. And now that you have it, you-you don't even ''want'' it. [[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength You're]] ''[[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength running]]'' [[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength from it.]] '''''[[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength Hiding!]]''''' Holding back, playing by other people's rules, letting others tell you what you should be. People like you and I, we aren't meant to be controlled, Willow. People like us, we're ''above'' everyone else! [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers Rules don't apply to us, we should be]] ''[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers making]]'' [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers the rules]].\\

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'''Amy''': ''Yes it is!'' You have all this power, more than you deserve. And now that you have it, you-you don't even ''want'' it. [[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength You're]] ''[[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength running]]'' [[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength You're ''running'' from it.]] '''''[[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength Hiding!]]''''' it. '''''Hiding!''''' Holding back, playing by other people's rules, letting others tell you what you should be. People like you and I, we aren't meant to be controlled, Willow. People like us, we're ''above'' everyone else! [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers Rules don't apply to us, we should be]] ''[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers making]]'' [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers be ''making'' the rules]].rules.\\



'''Amy''': Oh? And how'd ''that'' work out for you. You tried it Buffy's way. You went to college like a good girl, did the Dudley Do-Right shtick, played by their rules, and what happened? You ''knew'' Warren was dangerous. You had the power to get rid of him when he was going after Buffy, hell, maybe part of you knew you ''should'' have gotten rid of him. But you didn't. All that power at your fingertips, and you did ''nothing''. You just stood by, and your best friend ended up with a bullet in her chest. And what happened to Tara? The woman you loved died bleeding in your arms, drowning in her own blood. You could have saved her if you had acted sooner, but instead, your insistence on playing by these rules... cost Tara her life. [[AccompliceByInaction Hell, you might as well have pulled the damn trigger yoursel-]]\\
'''Willow''': '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]'''''\\

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'''Amy''': Oh? And how'd ''that'' work out for you. You tried it Buffy's way. You went to college like a good girl, did the Dudley Do-Right shtick, played by their rules, and what happened? You ''knew'' Warren was dangerous. You had the power to get rid of him when he was going after Buffy, hell, maybe part of you knew you ''should'' have gotten rid of him. But you didn't. All that power at your fingertips, and you did ''nothing''. You just stood by, and your best friend ended up with a bullet in her chest. And what happened to Tara? The woman you loved died bleeding in your arms, drowning in her own blood. You could have saved her if you had acted sooner, but instead, your insistence on playing by these rules... cost Tara her life. [[AccompliceByInaction Hell, you might as well have pulled the damn trigger yoursel-]]\\
yoursel-\\
'''Willow''': '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]'''''\\'''''SHUT UP!'''''\\



--->'''Buffy''': Now listen to me carefully. 'Cause I'm only going to say this once. I know I'm not perfect. I've screwed up majorly, and it has always come out, and I've apologized, and we've dealt. I have some major apologies to make for tonight. The way I see it, that's how it always works with this group. We must be the biggest bunch of screw-ups on this planet, 'cause we just do it over and over again: we hurt each other, it comes out, we apologize, and we deal. But you two? It never came out for you, did it? You just keep acting righteous and grinding my face into my mistakes until it ''bled''! [''to Xander''] [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E16BewitchedBotheredAndBewildered Get me turned into a rat?]] I never say one angry word to you. [''to Joyce''] [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E11Gingerbread Try to burn me at the stake?]] I let go 'cause I don't want you to feel bad. But you both [[HolierThanThou keep acting like the Justified]], telling me what an untrustworthy screwup I was at every turn. Well, guess what? As far as I'm concerned, neither of you is going to be the Justified again. No matter what I do, you have no right to act like you have any kind of moral authority at all. Ever.

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--->'''Buffy''': Now listen to me carefully. 'Cause I'm only going to say this once. I know I'm not perfect. I've screwed up majorly, and it has always come out, and I've apologized, and we've dealt. I have some major apologies to make for tonight. The way I see it, that's how it always works with this group. We must be the biggest bunch of screw-ups on this planet, 'cause we just do it over and over again: we hurt each other, it comes out, we apologize, and we deal. But you two? It never came out for you, did it? You just keep acting righteous and grinding my face into my mistakes until it ''bled''! [''to Xander''] [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E16BewitchedBotheredAndBewildered Get me turned into a rat?]] I never say one angry word to you. [''to Joyce''] [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E11Gingerbread Try to burn me at the stake?]] I let go 'cause I don't want you to feel bad. But you both [[HolierThanThou keep acting like the Justified]], Justified, telling me what an untrustworthy screwup I was at every turn. Well, guess what? As far as I'm concerned, neither of you is going to be the Justified again. No matter what I do, you have no right to act like you have any kind of moral authority at all. Ever.



--->'''Angel''': I should kill you. Not for me. If you'd told Buffy, maybe she could have kept me away from Acathla long enough so that I wouldn't have had to go to Hell. Maybe I wouldn't have been tortured for [[YearInsideHourOutside more than]] ''[[YearInsideHourOutside six thousand years]]''. We'll never know, will we? But that's a maybe. And maybe she would have let her guard down just far enough for Angelus to kill her. He was ready to, you know. So who knows? Maybe you even did the right thing, wrong reasons and all. And I don't care if you hate me, either. You're a petty, spiteful little boy who can't deal with someone intruding on what you perceive to be your territory. I think Oz will agree with me on that. No, the reason I want pry your ribcage open and eat your heart right now is how you treated Buffy. Angelus returns, and what do you do? Gloat and browbeat her to kill me—him. You'd always wanted me dead, and you finally had an excuse. No sympathy for what she's feeling. Your hatred for me crowded that out. When she finally does kill me, she runs away. Weaker souls have been driven to suicide by what she went through, but do you care? No. All you cared about was how she "ruined your life" by leaving for a summer that she would have spent with her father ''anyway''. Who would she have talked with about her grief if she'd stayed, huh? Giles or Willow, who I—Angelus—hurt? Or you, who would have been gloating? Maybe you- [''points to Joyce''] after you let her back in the house? Or maybe the nice police who interrogated her for murder? She gets back, and you know she had to kill the man she loves, you don't care, because that man was me. You never stopped berating her and rubbing her face in all the harm that I—he—did, until you found out what it was like to not be forgiven. Congratulations, Xander. Angelus would have admired your cruelty.

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--->'''Angel''': I should kill you. Not for me. If you'd told Buffy, maybe she could have kept me away from Acathla long enough so that I wouldn't have had to go to Hell. Maybe I wouldn't have been tortured for [[YearInsideHourOutside more than]] ''[[YearInsideHourOutside six than ''six thousand years]]''.years''. We'll never know, will we? But that's a maybe. And maybe she would have let her guard down just far enough for Angelus to kill her. He was ready to, you know. So who knows? Maybe you even did the right thing, wrong reasons and all. And I don't care if you hate me, either. You're a petty, spiteful little boy who can't deal with someone intruding on what you perceive to be your territory. I think Oz will agree with me on that. No, the reason I want pry your ribcage open and eat your heart right now is how you treated Buffy. Angelus returns, and what do you do? Gloat and browbeat her to kill me—him. You'd always wanted me dead, and you finally had an excuse. No sympathy for what she's feeling. Your hatred for me crowded that out. When she finally does kill me, she runs away. Weaker souls have been driven to suicide by what she went through, but do you care? No. All you cared about was how she "ruined your life" by leaving for a summer that she would have spent with her father ''anyway''. Who would she have talked with about her grief if she'd stayed, huh? Giles or Willow, who I—Angelus—hurt? Or you, who would have been gloating? Maybe you- [''points to Joyce''] after you let her back in the house? Or maybe the nice police who interrogated her for murder? She gets back, and you know she had to kill the man she loves, you don't care, because that man was me. You never stopped berating her and rubbing her face in all the harm that I—he—did, until you found out what it was like to not be forgiven. Congratulations, Xander. Angelus would have admired your cruelty.



--->"All MTM ever did was try to help us. He always fired [[FrickinLaserBeams his lasers]] on time, and he always tried to lighten the mood. And what did you do during all those adventures? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere You were always running off.]] [[DirtyCoward You were always hiding.]] You never helped us. [[ContinuityNod What happened when we were attacked by a monster under my bed? You ran off. What happened when Socrates and I were attacked by a mountain lion? You ignored us. What happened when we were all trapped by that ghost? You deserted us. What happened when Socrates was lost and cornered by two bears? You feigned injury and made me do all the work,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking AND I DON'T EVEN]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking LIKE]]'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking SOCRATES!]] YOU STAND HERE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW USELESS MY INVENTIONS ARE, WHEN IN REALITY, ''[[{{Hypocrite}} YOU'RE THE USELESS ONE!]] I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER WITH YOU!'' '''''[[CallBack I SHOULD'VE KICKED YOU OUT ON YOUR SORRY FURRY BUTT YEARS AGO!]]'''''"

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--->"All MTM ever did was try to help us. He always fired [[FrickinLaserBeams his lasers]] lasers on time, and he always tried to lighten the mood. And what did you do during all those adventures? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere You were always running off.]] [[DirtyCoward off. You were always hiding.]] hiding. You never helped us. [[ContinuityNod What happened when we were attacked by a monster under my bed? You ran off. What happened when Socrates and I were attacked by a mountain lion? You ignored us. What happened when we were all trapped by that ghost? You deserted us. What happened when Socrates was lost and cornered by two bears? You feigned injury and made me do all the work,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking work, AND I DON'T EVEN]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking LIKE]]'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking SOCRATES!]] EVEN ''LIKE'' SOCRATES! YOU STAND HERE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW USELESS MY INVENTIONS ARE, WHEN IN REALITY, ''[[{{Hypocrite}} YOU'RE ''YOU'RE THE USELESS ONE!]] ONE! I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER WITH YOU!'' '''''[[CallBack I '''''I SHOULD'VE KICKED YOU OUT ON YOUR SORRY FURRY BUTT YEARS AGO!]]'''''"AGO!'''''"



And now you get ''no mercy.'' SERVANT RAY! ''[[ReversePsychology DO NOT]]'' ATTACK AND DESTROY THUNDERSTORM!"

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And now you get ''no mercy.'' SERVANT RAY! ''[[ReversePsychology DO NOT]]'' ''DO NOT'' ATTACK AND DESTROY THUNDERSTORM!"



'''Clockwork''': "Still refusing to look at the big picture. Of course, how CAN you when you can't even see past your own nose?" Vortex... the Infi-Map... Pariah Dark. [[EvilIsNotAToy Time and again, you've tried to seize control of powers beyond your meager understanding and time and again, you've met with failure.]] And now you come into my domain with all the forethought of a teenager looking to steal a car for a joyride and brazenly declare that you will take MY power from ME? It would seem that Danny Fenton is quite correct when he calls you…what is that term again? [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments A 'fruit loop'?"]]

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'''Clockwork''': "Still refusing to look at the big picture. Of course, how CAN you when you can't even see past your own nose?" Vortex... the Infi-Map... Pariah Dark. [[EvilIsNotAToy Time and again, you've tried to seize control of powers beyond your meager understanding and time and again, you've met with failure.]] failure. And now you come into my domain with all the forethought of a teenager looking to steal a car for a joyride and brazenly declare that you will take MY power from ME? It would seem that Danny Fenton is quite correct when he calls you…what is that term again? [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments A 'fruit loop'?"]]loop'?"



'''Spectra''': Hey, ''I'm'' the psychiatrist here, not you! If you're tryin to turn the tables on me, [[BlatantLies it's not working]]!\\

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'''Spectra''': Hey, ''I'm'' the psychiatrist here, not you! If you're tryin to turn the tables on me, [[BlatantLies it's not working]]!\\working!\\



'''Spectra''': [[BigShutUp Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!]]\\
'''Danny''': So, the mighty Penelope Spectra is really just an attention-craving little girl whining about how her life was so miserable, and you figured you'd drag everyone down into the same despair you had to put up with in life. [[SarcasmMode Yeah, like I'm verrrrry frightened]]. You want me to get you some tissues for your sob story? Maybe give you the number for the Self-Help Club for Whiny, Naggy Ghost Hags?

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'''Spectra''': [[BigShutUp Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!]]\\
UP!!!\\
'''Danny''': So, the mighty Penelope Spectra is really just an attention-craving little girl whining about how her life was so miserable, and you figured you'd drag everyone down into the same despair you had to put up with in life. [[SarcasmMode Yeah, like I'm verrrrry frightened]].frightened. You want me to get you some tissues for your sob story? Maybe give you the number for the Self-Help Club for Whiny, Naggy Ghost Hags?



-->'''Danny''': You’re a lonely, pathetic, miserable old man who’s slowly dying inside because no one loves you, and you make yourself feel better about that by beating up little kids. You’ll never earn Mom’s love. You’ll never kill Dad. You’ll never win over my family, so you can rot through life. You just get older and older each day, breathing and eating and sleeping and dying more and more inside. And one day your age is gonna catch up to you, and you’ll die for real, and I’ll still be around, happy. ''[laughs]'' I go to bed smiling over how petty and sad you really are. G’night Vlad! Sleep well in your big empty house. I hope your big cold vaults of money are comforting, because nothing else in this world will ever comfort you. Not a wife, not family, not love! You’re rich, you’re powerful, you’re strong, but you’re an empty shell of a man, and [[TitleDrop you can’t do any better than that]].

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-->'''Danny''': You’re a lonely, pathetic, miserable old man who’s slowly dying inside because no one loves you, and you make yourself feel better about that by beating up little kids. You’ll never earn Mom’s love. You’ll never kill Dad. You’ll never win over my family, so you can rot through life. You just get older and older each day, breathing and eating and sleeping and dying more and more inside. And one day your age is gonna catch up to you, and you’ll die for real, and I’ll still be around, happy. ''[laughs]'' I go to bed smiling over how petty and sad you really are. G’night Vlad! Sleep well in your big empty house. I hope your big cold vaults of money are comforting, because nothing else in this world will ever comfort you. Not a wife, not family, not love! You’re rich, you’re powerful, you’re strong, but you’re an empty shell of a man, and [[TitleDrop you can’t do any better than that]].that.



* In the VisualNovel/SuperDanganronpa2 fanfic ''Fanfic/SystemRestore'', Togami, [[ForWantOfANail who avoided being murdered at the party]], gives this speech to the second murderer, in response to [[spoiler:her]] trying to compare [[spoiler:her]] actions with Togami's attempt to sacrifice his life to stop the first murder.

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* In the VisualNovel/SuperDanganronpa2 fanfic ''Fanfic/SystemRestore'', Togami, [[ForWantOfANail who avoided being murdered at the party]], gives this speech to the second murderer, in response to [[spoiler:her]] her trying to compare [[spoiler:her]] her actions with Togami's attempt to sacrifice his life to stop the first murder.



-->'''Ouma''': Your precious Harukawa-chan is nothing more than a coldhearted killer. [[SerialKiller Shinguuji-chan]] was psycho, but even he's got nothing on her! Killing people for money, destroying lives without a care in the world. And she was so desperate for me to keep it a secret, that she agreed to help me. [[YouFool What an idiot]]! [[DidYouActuallyBelieve You actually believed my sob story about wanting to save everyone]]?! What part of 'I'm a liar' do none of you get?! Not that you have any room to judge, Miss 'Caretaker'...

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-->'''Ouma''': Your precious Harukawa-chan is nothing more than a coldhearted killer. [[SerialKiller Shinguuji-chan]] Shinguuji-chan was psycho, but even he's got nothing on her! Killing people for money, destroying lives without a care in the world. And she was so desperate for me to keep it a secret, that she agreed to help me. [[YouFool What an idiot]]! [[DidYouActuallyBelieve idiot! You actually believed my sob story about wanting to save everyone]]?! everyone?! What part of 'I'm a liar' do none of you get?! Not that you have any room to judge, Miss 'Caretaker'...



'''Hoshino''': Like that'll happen. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Do you really think that no one opened their boxes? Or that there aren't other places to get murder weapons]]? Hell, you were the one who told us there was a crapload of dangerous stuff lying around when we met up last night. [...] So you can't answer that, huh? Or maybe you don't want to. Not that it matters- I'm not expecting an honest answer. Unlike everyone else, I don't just put you on a pedestal or listen to everything you say. I didn't even vote for you, anyway.\\

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'''Hoshino''': Like that'll happen. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Do you really think that no one opened their boxes? Or that there aren't other places to get murder weapons]]? weapons? Hell, you were the one who told us there was a crapload of dangerous stuff lying around when we met up last night. [...] So you can't answer that, huh? Or maybe you don't want to. Not that it matters- I'm not expecting an honest answer. Unlike everyone else, I don't just put you on a pedestal or listen to everything you say. I didn't even vote for you, anyway.\\



'''Hoshino''': I can think of a few reasons why someone like her would go to all that trouble. Maybe she's used to doing so to pad her resume for her college applications. Maybe she wants her mommy and daddy to be proud of her. Or maybe she wants to pull the wool over our eyes so that no one'll suspect her when she commits murder. In my experience, goody-two-shoes like her are [[SecretlySelfish almost always selfish at heart]]- they just try harder than most to convince people otherwise.

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'''Hoshino''': I can think of a few reasons why someone like her would go to all that trouble. Maybe she's used to doing so to pad her resume for her college applications. Maybe she wants her mommy and daddy to be proud of her. Or maybe she wants to pull the wool over our eyes so that no one'll suspect her when she commits murder. In my experience, goody-two-shoes like her are [[SecretlySelfish almost always selfish at heart]]- heart- they just try harder than most to convince people otherwise.



'''Kurogane''': [[BerserkButton A GAME]]?! Spoken like a true amateur! [[WellDoneSonGuy I competed against siblings and relatives just so the rest of the family would approve of me]]. I defeated pros who, like me, had played for all their lives. And then some newbie shows up, making me the laughingstock of the professional shogi circuit and an embarrassment to my family, merely as a demonstration of her talent! I can't think of what's worse- that you'd surpass me so quickly, or your 'beginner's luck' only lasts long enough to make a fool out of me.\\

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'''Kurogane''': [[BerserkButton A GAME]]?! GAME?! Spoken like a true amateur! [[WellDoneSonGuy I competed against siblings and relatives just so the rest of the family would approve of me]].me. I defeated pros who, like me, had played for all their lives. And then some newbie shows up, making me the laughingstock of the professional shogi circuit and an embarrassment to my family, merely as a demonstration of her talent! I can't think of what's worse- that you'd surpass me so quickly, or your 'beginner's luck' only lasts long enough to make a fool out of me.\\



'''Lucina''': [[BatmanGambit You also pretended to get things wrong so people could correct you. You let people think they came up with the ideas you were trying to lead them to.]]\\

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'''Lucina''': [[BatmanGambit You also pretended to get things wrong so people could correct you. You let people think they came up with the ideas you were trying to lead them to.]]\\\\



'''Lucina''': I appreciate and respect how you were able to figure it all out. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion But you enjoyed it, didn't you]]?\\

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'''Lucina''': I appreciate and respect how you were able to figure it all out. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion But you enjoyed it, didn't you]]?\\you?\\



'''Lucina''': You enjoyed knowing that [[ManipulativeBastard you could manipulate everyone however you wanted]]. You enjoyed watching [[spoiler:Therion]] twisting in your net. Right?\\
'''Saya''': [[CantTakeCriticism This is ridiculous; I don't deserve to be criticized like this]]!\\

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'''Lucina''': You enjoyed knowing that [[ManipulativeBastard you could manipulate everyone however you wanted]].wanted. You enjoyed watching [[spoiler:Therion]] twisting in your net. Right?\\
'''Saya''': [[CantTakeCriticism This is ridiculous; I don't deserve to be criticized like this]]!\\this!\\



--->"Goddamn it, Saya. You just make things as hard as fucking possible for everyone. You think it means you're smart. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion If you're so smart, how come]] [[IntelligenceEqualsIsolation no one can stand to be around you]]? ''(Saya tries to say something)'' No. No. It's you. I used to think it was me, and your mother trained you to do this as some kind of petty revenge. But no, it's all you. It's all just... thinking you're impressing anyone, like some smug genius. Jesus fucking christ, I can't deal with it anymore. No one can deal with you."
* In ''Fanfic/DanganronpaLastHurrah'', Nao gives one to the second killer after learning the person's FreudianExcuse- [[spoiler:Jirou wanted to be recognized as the Ultimate Scholar]], in order to outshine [[spoiler:his]] brother and be recognized by their parents. Nao asks [[spoiler:Jirou]] if [[spoiler:his]] parents were abusive, and after hearing the answer is no, gives the following speech.
-->"[[FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse It was only you who was thinking you weren't enough. You were the problem, not your brother or your parents]]! Did it ever occur to you that they have not given much guidance because they have enough trust in you to leave you alone with your decisions? Did it ever occur to you that they might be worried about your brother getting into trouble which causes them to be around him all the time? No! Because you were too busy feeling like a poor orphan when in fact your parents trust you so much that you have so much freedom!"\\
"You are lucky to have such loving parents. Not everyone still has both of their parents. Not everyone is born into a loving family. Not everyone is trusted by their parents. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion If your parents found out you killed an innocent little girl, do you think they will be proud of you]]?"

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--->"Goddamn it, Saya. You just make things as hard as fucking possible for everyone. You think it means you're smart. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion If you're so smart, how come]] [[IntelligenceEqualsIsolation come no one can stand to be around you]]? you? ''(Saya tries to say something)'' No. No. It's you. I used to think it was me, and your mother trained you to do this as some kind of petty revenge. But no, it's all you. It's all just... thinking you're impressing anyone, like some smug genius. Jesus fucking christ, I can't deal with it anymore. No one can deal with you."
* In ''Fanfic/DanganronpaLastHurrah'', Nao gives one to the second killer after learning the person's FreudianExcuse- [[spoiler:Jirou wanted to be recognized as the Ultimate Scholar]], in order to outshine [[spoiler:his]] his brother and be recognized by their parents. Nao asks [[spoiler:Jirou]] if [[spoiler:his]] his parents were abusive, and after hearing the answer is no, gives the following speech.
-->"[[FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse It -->"It was only you who was thinking you weren't enough. You were the problem, not your brother or your parents]]! Did it ever occur to you that they have not given much guidance because they have enough trust in you to leave you alone with your decisions? Did it ever occur to you that they might be worried about your brother getting into trouble which causes them to be around him all the time? No! Because you were too busy feeling like a poor orphan when in fact your parents trust you so much that you have so much freedom!"\\
"You are lucky to have such loving parents. Not everyone still has both of their parents. Not everyone is born into a loving family. Not everyone is trusted by their parents. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion If your parents found out you killed an innocent little girl, do you think they will be proud of you]]?"you?"



* Heroic Example: In the fan-made DCU SharedUniverse of ''JLA Watchtower'', [[http://community.livejournal.com/jla_watchtower/704725.html?thread=17000149#t17000149 Gar Logan gets in a zinger of one against a resurrected Terra]]. The Gar player at the time had ''just'' finished reading ''ComicBook/TheJudasContract'' and was mad as hell about what [[PsychoExGirlfriend Tara put him through]].

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* Heroic Example: In the fan-made DCU SharedUniverse of ''JLA Watchtower'', [[http://community.livejournal.com/jla_watchtower/704725.html?thread=17000149#t17000149 Gar Logan gets in a zinger of one against a resurrected Terra]]. The Gar player at the time had ''just'' finished reading ''ComicBook/TheJudasContract'' and was mad as hell about what [[PsychoExGirlfriend Tara put him through]].



'''Superman''': I never knew what my home planet was like. My parents sent me away when I was a baby. But J’onn married. He had a family, two kids before the White Martians invaded. Kara had her parents and a little brother. Maybe more relatives, but she doesn’t like to talk about it that much. Not with me or Ma or Pa. [[NotSoDifferent And they both lost it all in an instant, either war or planetary destruction.]]\\
'''Superman''': And you know something? They’ve drawn people in instead of pushing them away. J’onn spends time talking with the others in the League. [[WakeUpGoToSchoolSaveTheWorld Kara is balancing her time between the Titans and her friends at school.]] They’re still hurting, but they reach out instead of withdrawing. They don’t let their fears get in the way of their happiness. Meanwhile, you’re not even fit to be near children.\\

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'''Superman''': I never knew what my home planet was like. My parents sent me away when I was a baby. But J’onn married. He had a family, two kids before the White Martians invaded. Kara had her parents and a little brother. Maybe more relatives, but she doesn’t like to talk about it that much. Not with me or Ma or Pa. [[NotSoDifferent And they both lost it all in an instant, either war or planetary destruction.]]\\
\\
'''Superman''': And you know something? They’ve drawn people in instead of pushing them away. J’onn spends time talking with the others in the League. [[WakeUpGoToSchoolSaveTheWorld Kara is balancing her time between the Titans and her friends at school.]] school. They’re still hurting, but they reach out instead of withdrawing. They don’t let their fears get in the way of their happiness. Meanwhile, you’re not even fit to be near children.\\



'''Superman''': [[ArmorPiercingResponse No, you know how to]] ''[[ArmorPiercingResponse interrogate]]'' [[ArmorPiercingResponse them. You know how to get them to talk, even when you’re wearing that outfit. It’s easier to do when they aren’t your children.]][[{{Wangst}} You make it sound like you have a heavy burden on your shoulders looking after an entire city, even though you have people who love you and give a damn.]] [[TrueCompanions People ready to die for you]] and let you know that [[YouAreNotAlone you aren’t alone.]] And how do you thank them? ''[[UngratefulBastard ‘You’re fired, now get out of my cave’, ‘You disobeyed a direct order, Stephanie. It’s over.’ ‘I don’t need anyone.’ ‘You’re only getting in the way.’]]'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion And do I have to mention how you thanked Miss Row? Does she still have that broken nose?”]] You had Alfred, you had Leslie, you had people who ''loved'' you and [[ExcessiveMourning you’re still griping over your parents’ death.]] Why are you still making a big deal over it?\\
'''Batman''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Take. That. Back!]]\\
'''Superman''': [[TheUnapologetic No. I won’t.]] And it’s going to take more than Kryptonite to stop me, Batman. You could pull it out now and I’d still be right. It wouldn’t change anything I’ve said.\\

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'''Superman''': [[ArmorPiercingResponse No, you know how to]] ''[[ArmorPiercingResponse interrogate]]'' [[ArmorPiercingResponse to ''interrogate'' them. You know how to get them to talk, even when you’re wearing that outfit. It’s easier to do when they aren’t your children.]][[{{Wangst}} You make it sound like you have a heavy burden on your shoulders looking after an entire city, even though you have people who love you and give a damn.]] [[TrueCompanions damn. People ready to die for you]] you and let you know that [[YouAreNotAlone you aren’t alone.]] alone. And how do you thank them? ''[[UngratefulBastard ‘You’re ''‘You’re fired, now get out of my cave’, ‘You disobeyed a direct order, Stephanie. It’s over.’ ‘I don’t need anyone.’ ‘You’re only getting in the way.’]]'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion ’'' And do I have to mention how you thanked Miss Row? Does she still have that broken nose?”]] nose?” You had Alfred, you had Leslie, you had people who ''loved'' you and [[ExcessiveMourning you’re still griping over your parents’ death.]] death. Why are you still making a big deal over it?\\
'''Batman''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Take. That. Back!]]\\
Back!\\
'''Superman''': [[TheUnapologetic No. I won’t.]] And it’s going to take more than Kryptonite to stop me, Batman. You could pull it out now and I’d still be right. It wouldn’t change anything I’ve said.\\



'''Superman''': My point, Batman, is that [[FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse they suffered more than you have, and they aren’t taking it out on everyone around them.]] J’onn doesn’t punch children for reminding him of his dead ones or of a future he might never have again. He doesn’t break up with a woman he’s attracted to because he’s afraid of her dying. Kara doesn’t break off her friendship with Barbara every time she saves her life. She doesn’t conveniently forget about Ma or Pa, the closest things she has to parents right now, when she feels overwhelmed. I don’t push Lois or Jimmy or my parents away just because my planet blew up. I don’t ignore my friends or co-workers, either. And your backstory? A mugging that took your parents’ lives. That ''is'' sad. [[AdultFear And no kid should have to deal with that.]] But you know what? You’ve had time to ''mourn''. You’ve had time to ''heal''. You’ve have people to lean on. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion But you don’t seem to want that, do you?]] It’s been twenty-five years since it’s happened. [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall I don’t care how old you think you are]], ''[[[TranquilFury he glares at him coldly]]]'' Grow the hell up.

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'''Superman''': My point, Batman, is that [[FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse they suffered more than you have, and they aren’t taking it out on everyone around them.]] them. J’onn doesn’t punch children for reminding him of his dead ones or of a future he might never have again. He doesn’t break up with a woman he’s attracted to because he’s afraid of her dying. Kara doesn’t break off her friendship with Barbara every time she saves her life. She doesn’t conveniently forget about Ma or Pa, the closest things she has to parents right now, when she feels overwhelmed. I don’t push Lois or Jimmy or my parents away just because my planet blew up. I don’t ignore my friends or co-workers, either. And your backstory? A mugging that took your parents’ lives. That ''is'' sad. [[AdultFear And no kid should have to deal with that.]] that. But you know what? You’ve had time to ''mourn''. You’ve had time to ''heal''. You’ve have people to lean on. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion But you don’t seem to want that, do you?]] you? It’s been twenty-five years since it’s happened. [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall I don’t care how old you think you are]], ''[[[TranquilFury he are, ''he glares at him coldly]]]'' coldly]'' Grow the hell up.



* In ''Fanfic/AllYouNeedIsLove'' Light Yagami writes Naomi Misora a letter telling her just how much Raye Penber '''''sucks''''' [[EpicFail at being an undercover F.B.I. agent]]:
-->'''Light:''' Mr. Raye Penber is very annoying and doesn't know when to LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE. I realize it is his job to follow me around like a lost puppy but could he at least put a small amount of effort into not being so bloody noticeable? It's almost embarrassing having to look behind me every day and see him there standing oh so inconspicuously behind me with that newspaper shielding his pasty face. [[NewspaperThinDisguise Yes, I can see him behind that newspaper]] the eyes in my face indicate that I am not blind. Your fiancé should note this fact next time he comes tapping along behind me, which should be any moment now I might add. Here are a few tips I wish to convey to your lover boy, please feel free to tell him for me as I think it's counterproductive for me to tell him. Besides it would just point out how inept he truly is: 1) when following someone try not to walk so loudly and when they stop walking you stop walking 2) when following someone do not literally follow them at every single moment of the day this includes lurking outside their room in the dead of night 3) [[LimitedWardrobe do not wear the same clothes every day especially when on a high school campus not only are you noticeable you look completely ridiculous]] 4) when on a bus that is being high-jacked by a man with a gun do not show your victim your ID with your real name, if you have to use a pseudonym it's not unheard of 5) [[WithCatlikeTread everyone can see you whispering in the back of the bus your voice is louder than you think]] 6) don't tell your victim what day your shift ends; you never know when they might have been paying attention. 7) when wearing the same clothes every day do not wear a [[ConspicuousTrenchcoat blue trench coat]], you want to be mistaken for a drug dealer every time you take a stroll? 8) when glaring at your victim and their date try not to look so completely bored, if you are going for the 'pedophilic-stalker' look be sure to complete it otherwise you look stupid 9) walk at a distance far enough away that your victim can't instantly grasp the fact that he is being stalked 10) try to look like you're doing something besides following your victim people might start to notice. I could go on but I think this should suffice, once again I leave with the statement THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC USELESS BEAU WHO CAN'T EVEN STALK HIS VICTIMS PROPERLY!!! Thank you for your time.

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* In ''Fanfic/AllYouNeedIsLove'' Light Yagami writes Naomi Misora a letter telling her just how much Raye Penber '''''sucks''''' sucks [[EpicFail at being an undercover F.B.I. agent]]:
-->'''Light:''' Mr. Raye Penber is very annoying and doesn't know when to LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE. I realize it is his job to follow me around like a lost puppy but could he at least put a small amount of effort into not being so bloody noticeable? It's almost embarrassing having to look behind me every day and see him there standing oh so inconspicuously behind me with that newspaper shielding his pasty face. [[NewspaperThinDisguise Yes, I can see him behind that newspaper]] newspaper the eyes in my face indicate that I am not blind. Your fiancé fiancé; should note this fact next time he comes tapping along behind me, which should be any moment now I might add. Here are a few tips I wish to convey to your lover boy, please feel free to tell him for me as I think it's counterproductive for me to tell him. Besides it would just point out how inept he truly is: 1) when following someone try not to walk so loudly and when they stop walking you stop walking 2) when following someone do not literally follow them at every single moment of the day this includes lurking outside their room in the dead of night 3) [[LimitedWardrobe do not wear the same clothes every day especially when on a high school campus not only are you noticeable you look completely ridiculous]] ridiculous 4) when on a bus that is being high-jacked by a man with a gun do not show your victim your ID with your real name, if you have to use a pseudonym it's not unheard of 5) [[WithCatlikeTread everyone can see you whispering in the back of the bus your voice is louder than you think]] think 6) don't tell your victim what day your shift ends; you never know when they might have been paying attention. 7) when wearing the same clothes every day do not wear a [[ConspicuousTrenchcoat blue trench coat]], coat, you want to be mistaken for a drug dealer every time you take a stroll? 8) when glaring at your victim and their date try not to look so completely bored, if you are going for the 'pedophilic-stalker' look be sure to complete it otherwise you look stupid 9) walk at a distance far enough away that your victim can't instantly grasp the fact that he is being stalked 10) try to look like you're doing something besides following your victim people might start to notice. I could go on but I think this should suffice, once again I leave with the statement THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC USELESS BEAU WHO CAN'T EVEN STALK HIS VICTIMS PROPERLY!!! Thank you for your time.



-->''"[[TheSociopath ...any therapy would likely further enable his abilities to manipulate others. His intelligence and superficial charm,]] combined with his [[{{Narcissist}} pathologic egocentricity]] and [[BlackAndWhiteInsanity internalised morality,]] make him a dangerous individual deserving of clinical management and incarceration. He is driven by some, as yet, undefined goal. Kira's targeting of criminals gives a certain [[MaskOfSanity mask of sanity]] and 'goodness' in terms of his reasoning, but, due to his narcissism and deep-rooted antipathy, I doubt that they are exclusively or will remain his true aim of attack. At this point in time I would score him high for the Factor 1 scale of emotional psychopathy on the PCL-R, though his neurosis are not fully incapsulated within those criteria. He appears, at times, to show feelings of strong empathy, despite his apparent incapability to love." Light slammed the folder and the words shut. "What a load of utter rubbish. I don't care. Really. I couldn't give a flying fuck."''

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-->''"[[TheSociopath ...any -->''"any therapy would likely further enable his abilities to manipulate others. His intelligence and superficial charm,]] charm, combined with his [[{{Narcissist}} pathologic egocentricity]] egocentricity and [[BlackAndWhiteInsanity internalised morality,]] morality, make him a dangerous individual deserving of clinical management and incarceration. He is driven by some, as yet, undefined goal. Kira's targeting of criminals gives a certain [[MaskOfSanity mask of sanity]] sanity and 'goodness' in terms of his reasoning, but, due to his narcissism and deep-rooted antipathy, I doubt that they are exclusively or will remain his true aim of attack. At this point in time I would score him high for the Factor 1 scale of emotional psychopathy on the PCL-R, though his neurosis are not fully incapsulated within those criteria. He appears, at times, to show feelings of strong empathy, despite his apparent incapability to love." Light slammed the folder and the words shut. "What a load of utter rubbish. I don't care. Really. I couldn't give a flying fuck."''



''I must say that taking on L's persona in front of the American President really was quite rude. L was a far more [[WorthyOpponent worthy opponent]] to my righteous justice than you could ever hope to achieve. I suggest you admit your real identity to him soon, as well as to those who are blindingly following you in the hope that you are L, or I will tell him who you are. I assure you the president will escape retribution for his transgression, I believe in second chances.''\\
''[[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay Oh, and Near, you should stop twirling your white hair so much, you could damage it.]]''\\

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''I must say that taking on L's persona in front of the American President really was quite rude. L was a far more [[WorthyOpponent worthy opponent]] opponent to my righteous justice than you could ever hope to achieve. I suggest you admit your real identity to him soon, as well as to those who are blindingly following you in the hope that you are L, or I will tell him who you are. I assure you the president will escape retribution for his transgression, I believe in second chances.''\\
''[[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay Oh, ''Oh, and Near, you should stop twirling your white hair so much, you could damage it.]]''\\''\\



-->"I'm sick of feeling sorry for you. I'm sick of being scared of you. I'm sick of you. Both of you. [[NotSoDifferent You're just like him.]] You call yourself justice...but all I see in front of me is a monster, a pathetic hypocritical psychopathic brat that makes up whatever sounds good at the time so you always have an excuse to do whatever you want. You made that abundantly clear when we were messing with Yotsuba; I just made the mistake of thinking you could move past that. This wasn't about saving anybody, this was about satiating your fucking egos. Well lemme tell ya something right here and now you little punk-ass twerp: I don't care if you're the world's greatest detective and I don't care about your goddamn screensaver. Because that's all those are, a title and a screensaver. Take those away, t-take your money, your thugs, the notebook, the shinigami, people like me and Misa and Watari and Mr. Yagami and Matsuda, this whole lousy building away and what have ya got left?\\

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-->"I'm sick of feeling sorry for you. I'm sick of being scared of you. I'm sick of you. Both of you. [[NotSoDifferent You're just like him.]] him. You call yourself justice...but all I see in front of me is a monster, a pathetic hypocritical psychopathic brat that makes up whatever sounds good at the time so you always have an excuse to do whatever you want. You made that abundantly clear when we were messing with Yotsuba; I just made the mistake of thinking you could move past that. This wasn't about saving anybody, this was about satiating your fucking egos. Well lemme tell ya something right here and now you little punk-ass twerp: I don't care if you're the world's greatest detective and I don't care about your goddamn screensaver. Because that's all those are, a title and a screensaver. Take those away, t-take your money, your thugs, the notebook, the shinigami, people like me and Misa and Watari and Mr. Yagami and Matsuda, this whole lousy building away and what have ya got left?\\



** The entirety of the speech is too long to post here. You would think that being L he would try to [[IDidWhatIHadToDo justify the actions he took,]] [[spoiler:but [[BreakTheHaughty not this time.]] His disarmingly graceful response to this withering if over-the-top assessment of his character is [[TearJerker heartbreaking]] even to Erin. In fact, it's implied [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone he was]] [[IAmAMonster already aware of all of this]] before she lashed out at him.]]

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** The entirety of the speech is too long to post here. You would think that being L he would try to [[IDidWhatIHadToDo justify the actions he took,]] [[spoiler:but [[BreakTheHaughty not this time.]] His disarmingly graceful response to this withering if over-the-top assessment of his character is [[TearJerker heartbreaking]] heartbreaking even to Erin. In fact, it's implied [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone he was]] [[IAmAMonster already aware of all of this]] before she lashed out at him.]]



* In the [[TheBadGuyWins fanfic]] ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9521841/6/Reign Reign]]'', Frieza gives a very scathing one to Vegeta. It also doubles with JerkassHasAPoint, considering Frieza is worse than Vegeta.
-->'''Frieza''': "Oh how I loathe people like you Vegeta. [...] A filthy traitor who thinks he has some sort of right to overthrow me. And you don't even have the common courtesy to die. That Super Saiyan ape might have vexed me, but you...you just insult me. [...] And you... Are an arrogant back-stabbing coward, who is incapable of acknowledging his own failures. You were sniveling to that Goku idiot back on Namek, [[NeverMyFault saying that everything evil you ever did was MY fault]]. Well tell me Vegeta, do you know how many worlds and civilizations you've destroyed without my order? Did I tell you to destroy Arlia? Did I order you to commit genocide on the colonies of Ethrom? Was I the one who ordered you to [[DisproportionateRetribution decapitate the king of Verbu because he insulted your height]]? No, you proved yourself quite capable of cruelty without my input. [...] You see, Vegeta, for all the cruelty and death I or my family may cause, we have our reasons. Usually it's just business, trying to expand our empire or give territory to those loyal races who need it. Occasionally I'll mix business with pleasure such as right now. But the thing is, my dear boy, that's where the difference lies. I have motives behind what I do, while you... well you are just a thug like the rest of your species, despite this infernal notion of 'Saiyan pride' you constantly scream about. A violent and petty little thug who thinks that being a 'prince' makes him something special. In actuality, you were just a grunt your whole life, lower than even Zarbon and Dodoria before you started getting lucky. The universe would be much better off without you to stain it."

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* In the [[TheBadGuyWins fanfic]] TheBadGuyWins fanfic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9521841/6/Reign Reign]]'', Frieza gives a very scathing one to Vegeta. It also doubles with JerkassHasAPoint, considering Frieza is worse than Vegeta.
-->'''Frieza''': "Oh how I loathe people like you Vegeta. [...] A filthy traitor who thinks he has some sort of right to overthrow me. And you don't even have the common courtesy to die. That Super Saiyan ape might have vexed me, but you...you just insult me. [...] And you... Are an arrogant back-stabbing coward, who is incapable of acknowledging his own failures. You were sniveling to that Goku idiot back on Namek, [[NeverMyFault saying that everything evil you ever did was MY fault]]. fault. Well tell me Vegeta, do you know how many worlds and civilizations you've destroyed without my order? Did I tell you to destroy Arlia? Did I order you to commit genocide on the colonies of Ethrom? Was I the one who ordered you to [[DisproportionateRetribution decapitate the king of Verbu because he insulted your height]]? height? No, you proved yourself quite capable of cruelty without my input. [...] You see, Vegeta, for all the cruelty and death I or my family may cause, we have our reasons. Usually it's just business, trying to expand our empire or give territory to those loyal races who need it. Occasionally I'll mix business with pleasure such as right now. But the thing is, my dear boy, that's where the difference lies. I have motives behind what I do, while you... well you are just a thug like the rest of your species, despite this infernal notion of 'Saiyan pride' you constantly scream about. A violent and petty little thug who thinks that being a 'prince' makes him something special. In actuality, you were just a grunt your whole life, lower than even Zarbon and Dodoria before you started getting lucky. The universe would be much better off without you to stain it."



-->'''Goku''': Oh, will you shut up?! I’m so sick of this! All you ever talk about is your Saiyan pride! How you were ''meant'' to be the strongest, how you were ''meant'' to be better than me! That’s the craziest thing, Vegeta, you ''were'' stronger than me! I had to [[DangerousForbiddenTechnique multiply my strength]] ''four times'' to be stronger than you, and I still needed [[KidHero Gohan]], [[BestFriend Krillin]], and [[HappilyMarried Suno’s]] help to beat you! But I didn’t let it bother me! You wanna know why? Because I never took anything for granted! I never just ''assumed'' [[SmallNameBigEgo that I was the best]]! I’m ''glad'' Freeza [[DoomedHometown blew up]] [[LaserGuidedKarma our stupid planet]]! Because otherwise, I might have grown up to be a ''coward'' like you! [...] What else would you call it? What would you call it when the second life goes any way other than exactly how you think it’s ''supposed'' to, you start to have a crisis? [[MightMakesRight What do you call it when your life is validated by being strong enough to do whatever you want]] and [[VillainousBreakdown falling apart when suddenly that changes]]? [''points to the [[SuperpoweredEvilSide Majin tattoo on Vegeta]]''] [[EvilIsEasy What do you call taking the easy way out]] [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter when things got hard]]? [...] Do you want to know why I let you live? Not just because you were strong. Not just because I wanted to fight you again so that I could prove I could beat you on my own. But because somewhere, deep down, I ''knew'' that you could have been ''more'' than what you were. [[NotSoDifferent That there wasn’t that much separating what I could have been from what you were]]. [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre I wanted to give you the chance to better yourself, to prove me right]]. But if ''[[EntitledBastard this]]'' is all you are... I should’ve just let Krillin kill you.

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-->'''Goku''': Oh, will you shut up?! I’m so sick of this! All you ever talk about is your Saiyan pride! How you were ''meant'' to be the strongest, how you were ''meant'' to be better than me! That’s the craziest thing, Vegeta, you ''were'' stronger than me! I had to [[DangerousForbiddenTechnique multiply my strength]] strength ''four times'' to be stronger than you, and I still needed [[KidHero Gohan]], [[BestFriend Krillin]], Gohan, Krillin, and [[HappilyMarried Suno’s]] Suno’s help to beat you! But I didn’t let it bother me! You wanna know why? Because I never took anything for granted! I never just ''assumed'' [[SmallNameBigEgo that I was the best]]! best! I’m ''glad'' Freeza [[DoomedHometown blew up]] [[LaserGuidedKarma up our stupid planet]]! planet! Because otherwise, I might have grown up to be a ''coward'' like you! [...] What else would you call it? What would you call it when the second life goes any way other than exactly how you think it’s ''supposed'' to, you start to have a crisis? [[MightMakesRight What do you call it when your life is validated by being strong enough to do whatever you want]] want and [[VillainousBreakdown falling apart when suddenly that changes]]? changes? [''points to the [[SuperpoweredEvilSide Majin tattoo on Vegeta]]''] [[EvilIsEasy Vegeta''] What do you call taking the easy way out]] [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter out when things got hard]]? hard? [...] Do you want to know why I let you live? Not just because you were strong. Not just because I wanted to fight you again so that I could prove I could beat you on my own. But because somewhere, deep down, I ''knew'' that you could have been ''more'' than what you were. [[NotSoDifferent That there wasn’t that much separating what I could have been from what you were]]. [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre were. I wanted to give you the chance to better yourself, to prove me right]]. right. But if ''[[EntitledBastard this]]'' ''this'' is all you are... I should’ve just let Krillin kill you.



* In ''Fanfic/TheStarksEndure'', Jon gives an ''epic'' one to [[AbusiveParents Randyll]] [[JerkAss Tarly]] on his friend Sam's behalf. Bonus points for writing it in a letter that Daenerys commands him to read. Transcribed below for your pleasure.
-->To Randyll of the House Tarly, Lord of Horn Hill from [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard His Grace Jon the White Wolf of the House Stark, First of His Name, King of the Three Realms of the North, the Trident, and the Vale of Arryn, Lord Consort of Winterfell and the Dreadfort, Commander of Moat Cailin, Warden of the North and Protector of the Realm]], greeting:\\

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* In ''Fanfic/TheStarksEndure'', Jon gives an ''epic'' epic one to [[AbusiveParents Randyll]] [[JerkAss Randyll Tarly]] on his friend Sam's behalf. Bonus points for writing it in a letter that Daenerys commands him to read. Transcribed below for your pleasure.
-->To Randyll of the House Tarly, Lord of Horn Hill from [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard His Grace Jon the White Wolf of the House Stark, First of His Name, King of the Three Realms of the North, the Trident, and the Vale of Arryn, Lord Consort of Winterfell and the Dreadfort, Commander of Moat Cailin, Warden of the North and Protector of the Realm]], Realm, greeting:\\



'''Maho''': "[[FlatWhat Wha]]..?"\\

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'''Maho''': "[[FlatWhat Wha]].."Wha..?"\\



'''Maho''': "[[LittleNo No]]."\\
'''Vincent''': "[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Then why have you pushed your sister so far away]]? You know nothing about true family."\\
'''Maho''': "Family. [[ShutUpKirk This is coming from a guy who has no family]]."\\
'''Vincent''': ''[indicating his platoon and the Oarai girls]'' "[[TrueCompanions They have accepted me]]. Much more than you and your school. [[SecondPlaceIsForLosers All you want is perfection on the field]] and it's because you pushed your sister away because she was doing what she felt was right, is the reason you lost. It's that reason that you will keep losing."

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'''Maho''': "[[LittleNo No]]."No."\\
'''Vincent''': "[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Then "Then why have you pushed your sister so far away]]? away? You know nothing about true family."\\
'''Maho''': "Family. [[ShutUpKirk This is coming from a guy who has no family]].family."\\
'''Vincent''': ''[indicating his platoon and the Oarai girls]'' "[[TrueCompanions They "They have accepted me]].me. Much more than you and your school. [[SecondPlaceIsForLosers All you want is perfection on the field]] field and it's because you pushed your sister away because she was doing what she felt was right, is the reason you lost. It's that reason that you will keep losing."



'''Akio''': [[GetOut GET OUT]]! If [[spoiler:you’re not claiming her as your daughter]] you have no right to be here.

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'''Akio''': [[GetOut GET OUT]]! OUT! If [[spoiler:you’re not claiming her as your daughter]] you have no right to be here.



'''Asuka''': "Then tell me honestly, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion was she on the Hetzer's gun against Black Forest]]? ''[silence]'' That will be a no then. Some faith you have in her. I'm leaving. Clean up your act, or I'll find a team that has."

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'''Asuka''': "Then tell me honestly, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion was she on the Hetzer's gun against Black Forest]]? Forest? ''[silence]'' That will be a no then. Some faith you have in her. I'm leaving. Clean up your act, or I'll find a team that has."



-->'''Miho''':"[[YouMonster You're a monster]], you killed [[spoiler:eight]] people, do you realize your crime? You will go to jail for that, I know!"\\

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-->'''Miho''':"[[YouMonster You're -->'''Miho''':"You're a monster]], monster, you killed [[spoiler:eight]] people, do you realize your crime? You will go to jail for that, I know!"\\



'''[[spoiler:Sodoko]]''': "[[JustBetweenYouAndMe Well, it must seem obvious to you. You will die, and soon after I will shoot myself in order to stick to my poem]]. You see, I eavesdropped. I heard everything. The opinions of others have helped me well. Moreover, if I had this attitude, it was almost to force you to think. But you were so stupid that I gained ground."\\

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'''[[spoiler:Sodoko]]''': "[[JustBetweenYouAndMe Well, "Well, it must seem obvious to you. You will die, and soon after I will shoot myself in order to stick to my poem]].poem. You see, I eavesdropped. I heard everything. The opinions of others have helped me well. Moreover, if I had this attitude, it was almost to force you to think. But you were so stupid that I gained ground."\\



'''Edo''': [[StrawMisogynist I called you a stupid whore. You and the rest of your friends. You don't know what real combat is]].\\
'''Suzuki''': Oh, and you do? That's mighty bold considering you've been here what, a week? I saw you in that live fire drill we had. [[BringMyBrownPants You practically crapped your pants]]. [[ShutUpHannibal So don't be telling me about combat. Alright]]?

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'''Edo''': [[StrawMisogynist I called you a stupid whore. You and the rest of your friends. You don't know what real combat is]].is.\\
'''Suzuki''': Oh, and you do? That's mighty bold considering you've been here what, a week? I saw you in that live fire drill we had. [[BringMyBrownPants You practically crapped your pants]]. [[ShutUpHannibal pants. So don't be telling me about combat. Alright]]?Alright?



'''Edo''': [[FlatWhat What]]?\\

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'''Edo''': [[FlatWhat What]]?\\What?\\



'''Kenji''': Indeed I can. For more than just this incident. Your test scores are lacking, your PT scores are too low and your marksmanship is terrible. And now this. [[WouldHitAGirl Not only did you attack a woman]], but a [[SenpaiKohai senpai]] as well. Members of my team are expected to show mature, and gentlemanly behavior. This includes respecting your team, and those appointed above you, no matter what. If you cannot swallow your own pride, I have no use for you here.

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'''Kenji''': Indeed I can. For more than just this incident. Your test scores are lacking, your PT scores are too low and your marksmanship is terrible. And now this. [[WouldHitAGirl Not only did you attack a woman]], woman, but a [[SenpaiKohai senpai]] senpai as well. Members of my team are expected to show mature, and gentlemanly behavior. This includes respecting your team, and those appointed above you, no matter what. If you cannot swallow your own pride, I have no use for you here.



'''Mabel:''' [[LameComeback No I don't!]]\\

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'''Mabel:''' [[LameComeback No I don't!]]\\don't!\\



'''Mabel:''' [[NeverMyFault It's just teasing and having crushes, Dipper! Why can't you understand that! You've just gotta be paranoid all the time. When you were trying to get the password for the laptop you were barely sleeping, acting like some nerd zombie all the time. I thought you should-]]\\

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'''Mabel:''' [[NeverMyFault It's just teasing and having crushes, Dipper! Why can't you understand that! You've just gotta be paranoid all the time. When you were trying to get the password for the laptop you were barely sleeping, acting like some nerd zombie all the time. I thought you should-]]\\should-\\



'''Tom''': Do you think these wizards know what's best? They walk around like children with a shiny new toy, they lacked insight. There is so much to be done with magic and they're satisfied with the scraps of potential they can squander with. [[AGodAmI I would have shaped the magical world in my image]]. Perfection, power, prestige. all of it was MINE. It was my age and you ruined it.\\

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'''Tom''': Do you think these wizards know what's best? They walk around like children with a shiny new toy, they lacked insight. There is so much to be done with magic and they're satisfied with the scraps of potential they can squander with. [[AGodAmI I would have shaped the magical world in my image]].image. Perfection, power, prestige. all of it was MINE. It was my age and you ruined it.\\



'''Tom''': [[GoodIsNotDumb How]]...\\
'''Ginny''': It was the picture. The one you did not mean to show me, months ago. That room with all the beds. It was not Hogwarts. And it was not a house. You said that you were an only child. I remember. You also said that you studied at home, but now I know that was a lie. I think that you did not have a home. And then I remembered that your father did not die until 1946. Which means he was alive while you were in an orphanage. So he must have left you. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Why did he leave you]]? (beat). [[ArmorPiercingQuestion What happened to your mother]]? Was it a terrible place?\\

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'''Tom''': [[GoodIsNotDumb How]]...How...\\
'''Ginny''': It was the picture. The one you did not mean to show me, months ago. That room with all the beds. It was not Hogwarts. And it was not a house. You said that you were an only child. I remember. You also said that you studied at home, but now I know that was a lie. I think that you did not have a home. And then I remembered that your father did not die until 1946. Which means he was alive while you were in an orphanage. So he must have left you. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Why did he leave you]]? you? (beat). [[ArmorPiercingQuestion What happened to your mother]]? mother? Was it a terrible place?\\



''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Tom''': [[LameComeback Get]].[[GetOut Out]].

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''[{{beat}}]''\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Tom''': [[LameComeback Get]].[[GetOut Out]].Get. Out.



'''Jade''': It's not really her though! [[ThisIsUnforgivable What you've done to her is unforgivable!]]\\

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'''Jade''': It's not really her though! [[ThisIsUnforgivable What you've done to her is unforgivable!]]\\unforgivable!\\



--->'''The Guardian''': You claim to be completed. But [[NotSoDifferent neither of you are willing to be one]]. It seems your journey to [[spoiler:Tiamat]] must start with yourselves.

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--->'''The Guardian''': You claim to be completed. But [[NotSoDifferent neither of you are willing to be one]].one. It seems your journey to [[spoiler:Tiamat]] must start with yourselves.



* From ''Fanfic/WhatIsAPersonWorth'', a deconstruction fic on the episode ''No Such Luck'' has Lincoln snap at his family in the fourth chapter and standing up to and giving a very harsh speech to his family for their treatment of him in this story, the episode and other episodes. It is nothing short of cathartic.

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* From ''Fanfic/WhatIsAPersonWorth'', a deconstruction fic on the episode ''No "No Such Luck'' Luck", has Lincoln snap at his family in the fourth chapter and standing up to and giving a very harsh (and cathartic) speech to his family for their treatment of him in this story, the episode and other episodes. It is nothing short of cathartic. episodes.



'''Marinette''': -the fashion industry’s biggest ''dick''. But you are a phenomenally ''stupid dick'' who [[LackOfEmpathy lacks basic empathy]] and understanding of how ''actual'' human beings operate and relate to each other. Does that sound about right?\\
'''[[BeleagueredAssistant Bruno]]''': Basically.\\

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'''Marinette''': -the fashion industry’s biggest ''dick''. But you are a phenomenally ''stupid dick'' who [[LackOfEmpathy lacks basic empathy]] empathy and understanding of how ''actual'' human beings operate and relate to each other. Does that sound about right?\\
'''[[BeleagueredAssistant Bruno]]''': '''Bruno''': Basically.\\



'''Vexxin:''' "But nothing! Your inaction has caused the Guardian to take the risk of making a Miraculous permanently active! If we follow the logic, the next step he'd take would be taking ''your'' Miraculous. So either [[SkewedPriorities sort out your priorities]] or be prepared to be permanently benched."

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'''Vexxin:''' "But nothing! Your inaction has caused the Guardian to take the risk of making a Miraculous permanently active! If we follow the logic, the next step he'd take would be taking ''your'' Miraculous. So either [[SkewedPriorities sort out your priorities]] priorities or be prepared to be permanently benched."



'''Alya:''' "[[NeverMyFault You, you did this]]."\\

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'''Alya:''' "[[NeverMyFault You, "You, you did this]].this."\\



'''Marinette:''' "[[DisappointedByTheMotive ...Wow]]." ''[slow clapping]'' "''Wow''. A plus execution there, guys, congrats. [[DeadpanSnarker I am a fully reformed person and I will never say another bad word against Madame Lila Agnes Rossi ever again]]. Who knew that in order to make a bad person good, all you have to do is try and make them feel like shit? Truly, you have unlocked the answer to life, death and the universe. Please, tell me your secrets, oh great ones."\\

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'''Marinette:''' "[[DisappointedByTheMotive ...Wow]]."...Wow." ''[slow clapping]'' "''Wow''. A plus execution there, guys, congrats. [[DeadpanSnarker I am a fully reformed person and I will never say another bad word against Madame Lila Agnes Rossi ever again]].again. Who knew that in order to make a bad person good, all you have to do is try and make them feel like shit? Truly, you have unlocked the answer to life, death and the universe. Please, tell me your secrets, oh great ones."\\



'''Lila:''' ''[[[CrocodileTears fake sniffling]]]'' "I knew that it would be mean, but I didn't think it would be this bad. I just... I just wanted you to know how it felt."\\
'''Marinette:''' ''[in a TranquilFury]'' "I ''am'' taking this seriously. But I think I'm entitled to a little sarcasm when for ages, ''ages'', I have tried to tell you that even if Lila isn't lying, following her blindly and not taking your own opportunities will hurt you in the end, when you believed that I would bully her for no discernible reason despite the fact that even though Chloe tortured me for ''years'', I've never retaliated against her in any way, when you refuse to listen to ''[[PrecisionFStrike common fucking sense]]'', I think I get to be upset!"\\

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'''Lila:''' ''[[[CrocodileTears fake sniffling]]]'' ''[fake sniffling]'' "I knew that it would be mean, but I didn't think it would be this bad. I just... I just wanted you to know how it felt."\\
'''Marinette:''' ''[in a TranquilFury]'' "I ''am'' taking this seriously. But I think I'm entitled to a little sarcasm when for ages, ''ages'', I have tried to tell you that even if Lila isn't lying, following her blindly and not taking your own opportunities will hurt you in the end, when you believed that I would bully her for no discernible reason despite the fact that even though Chloe tortured me for ''years'', I've never retaliated against her in any way, when you refuse to listen to ''[[PrecisionFStrike common ''common fucking sense]]'', sense'', I think I get to be upset!"\\



''[she pauses to pick up her things and take a breath before [[TranquilFury returning to her original calm]]]''\\

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''[she pauses to pick up her things and take a breath before [[TranquilFury returning to her original calm]]]''\\calm]''\\



''[Adrien recoils, [[OhCrap alarm and awareness]] flashing in his eyes.]''\\
'''Marinette:''' "You took the earrings and you wished to not be alone, knowing the cost! You wanted your mother back so badly you wished for her to never slip into a coma. Did you think about the price of that wish? [[EquivalentExchange Someone else's mother in return]], did you think about that before making the wish? Clearly you didn't, because now that I remember that night, I know that my mother was the cost. Your mother is still alive because you were selfish and wanted to keep your family together at the cost of someone else's. Not to mention your ''other'' wish; for me to love you. You were so selfish as to wish away my free will? You turned me into your puppet, stringing me along, cancelling plans knowing that the wish was still intact, and I couldn't leave you. You're a monster, Adrien Agreste."\\

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''[Adrien recoils, [[OhCrap alarm and awareness]] awareness flashing in his eyes.]''\\
'''Marinette:''' "You took the earrings and you wished to not be alone, knowing the cost! You wanted your mother back so badly you wished for her to never slip into a coma. Did you think about the price of that wish? [[EquivalentExchange Someone else's mother in return]], return, did you think about that before making the wish? Clearly you didn't, because now that I remember that night, I know that my mother was the cost. Your mother is still alive because you were selfish and wanted to keep your family together at the cost of someone else's. Not to mention your ''other'' wish; for me to love you. You were so selfish as to wish away my free will? You turned me into your puppet, stringing me along, cancelling plans knowing that the wish was still intact, and I couldn't leave you. You're a monster, Adrien Agreste."\\



'''Hisashi''': ''[[[NeckLift Grabs Bakugou by the neck]]]''\\

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'''Hisashi''': ''[[[NeckLift Grabs ''[Grabs Bakugou by the neck]]]''\\neck]''\\



'''Izuku''': [[BrokenRecord Shut up, Bakugao]].\\

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'''Izuku''': [[BrokenRecord Shut up, Bakugao]].Bakugao.\\



---> '''Aizawa''': [[CruelToBeKind I did them a favor]]. If they couldn’t handle a little difficulty--\\
'''Nedzu''': Oh really? Let’s review what happened to the last group on whom you showered this particular benevolence. ''[puts down a folder and opens it up]'' Let’s start with the 20 students you expelled a couple of years back... Six of them applied for transfers to our competitors, graduated and went on to become Pro Heroes. Four of them overseas. They are all on record as disparaging U.A. to the press as having an undeserved reputation, by the way... [[TragicDropout Six of them were unable to complete their education and are now struggling as minimum wage workers. four more of them dropped out completely and now have criminal records as Villains]]. And five of them [[DrivenToSuicide committed suicide.]]\\
'''Aizawa''': [[IDidWhatIHadToDo I judged them as not having enough potential to be proper Heroes, and I stand by that decision--]]\\

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---> '''Aizawa''': [[CruelToBeKind I did them a favor]].favor. If they couldn’t handle a little difficulty--\\
'''Nedzu''': Oh really? Let’s review what happened to the last group on whom you showered this particular benevolence. ''[puts down a folder and opens it up]'' Let’s start with the 20 students you expelled a couple of years back... Six of them applied for transfers to our competitors, graduated and went on to become Pro Heroes. Four of them overseas. They are all on record as disparaging U.A. to the press as having an undeserved reputation, by the way... [[TragicDropout Six of them were unable to complete their education and are now struggling as minimum wage workers. four more of them dropped out completely and now have criminal records as Villains]]. Villains. And five of them [[DrivenToSuicide committed suicide.]]\\
\\
'''Aizawa''': [[IDidWhatIHadToDo I judged them as not having enough potential to be proper Heroes, and I stand by that decision--]]\\decision--\\



-->'''Inko:''' You know... My little Izuku was all I had ever since his father went abroad. He was always smiling, full of happiness, gets excited on hero news. Then the moment came when he met you, he thought you were so cool with your explosive quirk. That you'd make an amazing hero with it. His world seemingly brightened even more the moment you came to his life. Izuku just wanted to be friends with you. He was so fond of you that-- that he kept on rambling about you. Everyday, every night. Every moment that he found an opportunity to talk to me about your awesomeness. But then you were heartless. He knew [[IHaveNoSon his father cut off all his ties with him]] the moment the doctor announced his quirklessness. The harsh realization of it caused him great sadness. [[SarcasmMode But that suffering was enough right?]] No! You and everybody had to rub it in his face of his disability or whatever you call it! [[IJustWantToHaveFriends All he wanted was to be friends with you!]] His desire to be friends with you put him on the edge of a cliff! And you pushed my Izuku, '''''my Izuku''''', sucking, destroying, and putting out the life out of him!! ''[[DisappointedInYou You could have done better as a person Katsuki.]]''

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-->'''Inko:''' You know... My little Izuku was all I had ever since his father went abroad. He was always smiling, full of happiness, gets excited on hero news. Then the moment came when he met you, he thought you were so cool with your explosive quirk. That you'd make an amazing hero with it. His world seemingly brightened even more the moment you came to his life. Izuku just wanted to be friends with you. He was so fond of you that-- that he kept on rambling about you. Everyday, every night. Every moment that he found an opportunity to talk to me about your awesomeness. But then you were heartless. He knew [[IHaveNoSon his father cut off all his ties with him]] him the moment the doctor announced his quirklessness. The harsh realization of it caused him great sadness. [[SarcasmMode But that suffering was enough right?]] right? No! You and everybody had to rub it in his face of his disability or whatever you call it! [[IJustWantToHaveFriends All he wanted was to be friends with you!]] you! His desire to be friends with you put him on the edge of a cliff! And you pushed my Izuku, '''''my Izuku''''', sucking, destroying, and putting out the life out of him!! ''[[DisappointedInYou You ''You could have done better as a person Katsuki.]]''''



-->'''Blueblood''': Nearly all my life, I have been the dashing prince. The dream of noblemares everywhere. The most eligible bachelor in all Equestria. A prince that ''[[IronicEcho Miss Rarity]]'' had attempted to claim for her own. And, like all the other mares, she had forgotten one thing. A vital, very important, thing. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Do you know what that thing was]]?\\

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-->'''Blueblood''': Nearly all my life, I have been the dashing prince. The dream of noblemares everywhere. The most eligible bachelor in all Equestria. A prince that ''[[IronicEcho Miss Rarity]]'' ''Miss Rarity'' had attempted to claim for her own. And, like all the other mares, she had forgotten one thing. A vital, very important, thing. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Do you know what that thing was]]?\\was?\\



'''Blueblood''': ''SHE DID NOT KNOW ME!'' And neither did she care! To her, I was just a silly idea! A fantasy! A prince intended to whisk her away to a land of fairy tales; to make her a princess. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion But, I ask you]]: how? How could that have ever been anything but a loveless relationship between a selfish, self-centered witch and her hapless trophy husband?

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'''Blueblood''': ''SHE DID NOT KNOW ME!'' And neither did she care! To her, I was just a silly idea! A fantasy! A prince intended to whisk her away to a land of fairy tales; to make her a princess. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion But, I ask you]]: you: how? How could that have ever been anything but a loveless relationship between a selfish, self-centered witch and her hapless trophy husband?



'''Shining Armor:''' Yes, you did, [[NeverMyFault all the while openly acting like you have nothing to apologize for or even feel guilty about.]] You even had the nerve to demand that you be let go after all was said and done!\\

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'''Shining Armor:''' Yes, you did, [[NeverMyFault all the while openly acting like you have nothing to apologize for or even feel guilty about.]] about. You even had the nerve to demand that you be let go after all was said and done!\\



'''Shining Armor:''' Yes, you saved Equestria from a threat that ''you'' technically made even worse! What made you think giving [[BigBad Astelle]] that amulet was ever going to work out in the end?! And where exactly did you get the idea to believe that you had ANY right to act like WE were the ones who should've been asking for forgiveness for not believing you?! YOU DID NOTHING BUT LIE AND MANIPULATE TWILIGHT AND HER FRIENDS SINCE THE WHOLE SITUATION STARTED! WHY SHOULD WE HAVE BELIEVED YOU?!\\

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'''Shining Armor:''' Yes, you saved Equestria from a threat that ''you'' technically made even worse! What made you think giving [[BigBad Astelle]] Astelle that amulet was ever going to work out in the end?! And where exactly did you get the idea to believe that you had ANY right to act like WE were the ones who should've been asking for forgiveness for not believing you?! YOU DID NOTHING BUT LIE AND MANIPULATE TWILIGHT AND HER FRIENDS SINCE THE WHOLE SITUATION STARTED! WHY SHOULD WE HAVE BELIEVED YOU?!\\



'''Shining Armor:''' When Twilight told me and my wife that you had locked her in the dungeons, [[MoralEventHorizon all the while cruelly mocking her about how you were going to keep her there for the rest of her life along with her friends...]] I saw my little sister break down in tears. She tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, not once, but twice: the first time after you used that amulet, and the second time when you used it to swap bodies with her. You threw her kindness and generosity back in her face.\\
(''Trixie looked away, the incident replaying over and over in her mind, those cruel words she said, the way she taunted Twilight and manipulated her. She shivered, she really had been a monster that whole time. A selfish, egotistical monster who bit the hoof that gave her a second chance that she hadn't earned. As she looked up at Shining Armor that guilt only increased when she realized something: [[ManlyTears he was crying.]]'')\\

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'''Shining Armor:''' When Twilight told me and my wife that you had locked her in the dungeons, [[MoralEventHorizon all the while cruelly mocking her about how you were going to keep her there for the rest of her life along with her friends...]] friends... I saw my little sister break down in tears. She tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, not once, but twice: the first time after you used that amulet, and the second time when you used it to swap bodies with her. You threw her kindness and generosity back in her face.\\
(''Trixie looked away, the incident replaying over and over in her mind, those cruel words she said, the way she taunted Twilight and manipulated her. She shivered, she really had been a monster that whole time. A selfish, egotistical monster who bit the hoof that gave her a second chance that she hadn't earned. As she looked up at Shining Armor that guilt only increased when she realized something: [[ManlyTears he was crying.]]'')\\'')\\



'''Shining Armor:''' [[CallBack "Was there ever any doubt?"]] After all, when does the [[ItsAllAboutMe “Great and Powerful” Trixie think about anyone other than herself? After all, if the situation doesn't pertain to you or benefit you in someway, why should you care?]]\\

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'''Shining Armor:''' [[CallBack "Was there ever any doubt?"]] doubt?" After all, when does the [[ItsAllAboutMe “Great and Powerful” Trixie think about anyone other than herself? After all, if the situation doesn't pertain to you or benefit you in someway, why should you care?]]\\care?\\



'''Shining Armor:''' You may have everyone else buying your whole "Element of Forgiveness" stunt. But know this: as far as I'm concerned, you're still that selfish self-absorbed mare who tried to ruin my little sister's life, despite her showing you nothing but kindness. And I'm warning you right now. You take one step backward, one slip-up, give me one good reason to think you might hurt my little sister again, physically or emotionally, and [[ImpliedDeathThreat I will put. You. Down. Right then and there. Permanently.]]\\

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'''Shining Armor:''' You may have everyone else buying your whole "Element of Forgiveness" stunt. But know this: as far as I'm concerned, you're still that selfish self-absorbed mare who tried to ruin my little sister's life, despite her showing you nothing but kindness. And I'm warning you right now. You take one step backward, one slip-up, give me one good reason to think you might hurt my little sister again, physically or emotionally, and [[ImpliedDeathThreat I will put. You. Down. Right then and there. Permanently.]]\\\\



---->'''Blue Suede Heartstrings:''' ''[angrily]'' What do I think of the lynching? I think it was a STUPID and CHILDISH and SENSELESS act. If those two hot-blooded fellas actually CHECKED what that poor colt was doin' instead of trustin' a horned mare's words an' goin' after him with barbed wire an' a loaded gun, an innocent life would've been spared. Now, I can't say anything that'll offend the King in Heaven, but anyone who does something so AWFUL like that and thinks it's okay doesn't DESERVE t' be called a 'good citizen of Ponyland'. Same for those who [[BystanderSyndrome turn a blind eye an' let their fellas commit such acts]] because they don't like certain folks or have the heart t' speak up.\\\

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---->'''Blue Suede Heartstrings:''' ''[angrily]'' What do I think of the lynching? I think it was a STUPID and CHILDISH and SENSELESS act. If those two hot-blooded fellas actually CHECKED what that poor colt was doin' instead of trustin' a horned mare's words an' goin' after him with barbed wire an' a loaded gun, an innocent life would've been spared. Now, I can't say anything that'll offend the King in Heaven, but anyone who does something so AWFUL like that and thinks it's okay doesn't DESERVE t' be called a 'good citizen of Ponyland'. Same for those who [[BystanderSyndrome turn a blind eye an' let their fellas commit such acts]] acts because they don't like certain folks or have the heart t' speak up.\\\



'''Diamond Tiara:''' [[ImStandingRightHere Hey!]]\\

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'''Diamond Tiara:''' [[ImStandingRightHere Hey!]]\\Hey!\\



'''Babs Seed:''' I never meant to wreck it! [[NotHelpingYourCase I just wanted to dent it a bit...]]\\

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'''Babs Seed:''' I never meant to wreck it! [[NotHelpingYourCase I just wanted to dent it a bit...]]\\\\



'''Diamond Tiara:''' But he'll never believe you over me, I'm his daughter! [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney My daddy's rich, and has powerful friends!]] You don't want to upset him!\\

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'''Diamond Tiara:''' But he'll never believe you over me, I'm his daughter! [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney My daddy's rich, and has powerful friends!]] friends! You don't want to upset him!\\



Don't think you can take it out on my little sis neither! One more word, one more comment about blank flanks or anything else and you'll wish you were back in only this much trouble. Your dad ain't the only one who wants a piece of our next zap apple harvest! For now, I figure it's enough that you can't get in here to bother my little sis or her friends. This is Apple family land, and [[GetOut you ain't welcome no more, so skedaddle.]] And don't come back now, y'hear?\\

to:

Don't think you can take it out on my little sis neither! One more word, one more comment about blank flanks or anything else and you'll wish you were back in only this much trouble. Your dad ain't the only one who wants a piece of our next zap apple harvest! For now, I figure it's enough that you can't get in here to bother my little sis or her friends. This is Apple family land, and [[GetOut you ain't welcome no more, so skedaddle.]] skedaddle. And don't come back now, y'hear?\\



'''Silver Spoon:''' (''[[ExplainExplainOhCrap realises something]]'') ...but what about the Grand Apple Picnic, or the Harvest Feast, or the Nightmare Night Apple-Bobbing?\\
'''Applejack:''' Like I said, '''[[TranquilFury you ain't welcome]].''' (''points them both toward the gate'')

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'''Silver Spoon:''' (''[[ExplainExplainOhCrap realises something]]'') ...(''realises something'') ...but what about the Grand Apple Picnic, or the Harvest Feast, or the Nightmare Night Apple-Bobbing?\\
'''Applejack:''' Like I said, '''[[TranquilFury you '''you ain't welcome]].welcome.''' (''points them both toward the gate'')



-->'''Diamond Tiara:''' I'm glad you're here! Can you believe all this fuss and bother over a few farmers? It's disgusting! [[KickTheDog Well, at least those Cutie Mark cry-babies won't be joining in!]] Bump, bump, sugar-lump...\\
'''Silver Spoon:''' (''shocked by her cruelty, refuses to join in'') Uh... actually, I can't stay. My parents decided [[ToxicFriendInfluence you're a bad influence on me]], and they've forbidden me from seeing you in the future. They're talking to Miss Cheerilee to get us different seats in class, and I'm not to come over to your place, and vice versa.\\
'''Diamond Tiara:''' (''shocked for a moment, and begins ranting furiously'') YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE GOING ALONG WITH THIS! It's that rotten farm-pony, Applejack! She's doing all this because [[LackOfEmpathy her precious little sister had her feelings hurt!]] She can't tell us how to run our lives! OHHH! If Apple Bloom thought I was being mean to her before, [[RevengeByProxy she'll realise she didn't even]] ''[[RevengeByProxy know]]'' [[RevengeByProxy what the word meant by the time I'm through with her!]] (''notices Silver Spoon backing away, scared'') ...what? Surely, you're not just going to give in? We're Best Filly Friends Forever, remember?!\\
'''Silver Spoon:''' (''stops backing away, and steels herself'') Actually, I am. And ''not'' because of my parents. [[CharacterDevelopment I never realised it before, but Applejack was right.]] We became friends because we liked the same things: fancy clothes and jewellery and magazines, and because your dad loaned mine the money to build up his sugar refinery. When we started teasing Apple Bloom, [[KidsAreCruel I thought we were just we were proper girls, unlike her, we couldn't be tough.]] But you? [[{{Sadist}} You really do enjoy hurting other ponies just to see them hurt!]] I had a long talk with my parents about who ''I'' wanted to be, and I realised that wasn't it! In fact, [[HeelFaceTurn I'm going to work hard not to be like that any more.]]\\
'''Diamond Tiara:''' (''getting even angrier and less coherent'') FINE! Who needs you?! [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I can find some better friends, anyway!]] I don't ever want to see you again ''either'', you pathetic doormat!\\
'''Silver Spoon:''' (''[[NoSell completely unfazed]]'') You know... I figured this would be harder, considering how close we've been, [[FalseFriend but I realise now we never were.]] I wasn't your friend... [[YesMan just a sounding-board and a yes-pony.]] You were the one who decided everything, and I went along with it. (''...'') '''[[ShutUpHannibal Well, not any more!]]''' The more I listen to you, the more I realise this is the ''best'' thing that could have happened to me! I may not have the qualifications for Apple Bloom's club... (''glances down at her Cutie Mark'') ...but maybe, [[TheAtoner if I work hard at it,]] they ''might'' accept me as a friend. From what I've seen, at least they mean it. '''Have a nice life.''' (''Silver Spoon turns and leaves, ignoring [[VillainousBreakdown Diamond Tiara's increasingly-shrill shrieking commands and pleading]]'')

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-->'''Diamond Tiara:''' I'm glad you're here! Can you believe all this fuss and bother over a few farmers? It's disgusting! [[KickTheDog Well, at least those Cutie Mark cry-babies won't be joining in!]] in! Bump, bump, sugar-lump...\\
'''Silver Spoon:''' (''shocked by her cruelty, refuses to join in'') Uh... actually, I can't stay. My parents decided [[ToxicFriendInfluence you're a bad influence on me]], me, and they've forbidden me from seeing you in the future. They're talking to Miss Cheerilee to get us different seats in class, and I'm not to come over to your place, and vice versa.\\
'''Diamond Tiara:''' (''shocked for a moment, and begins ranting furiously'') YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE GOING ALONG WITH THIS! It's that rotten farm-pony, Applejack! She's doing all this because [[LackOfEmpathy her precious little sister had her feelings hurt!]] hurt! She can't tell us how to run our lives! OHHH! If Apple Bloom thought I was being mean to her before, [[RevengeByProxy she'll realise she didn't even]] ''[[RevengeByProxy know]]'' [[RevengeByProxy even ''know'' what the word meant by the time I'm through with her!]] her! (''notices Silver Spoon backing away, scared'') ...what? Surely, you're not just going to give in? We're Best Filly Friends Forever, remember?!\\
'''Silver Spoon:''' (''stops backing away, and steels herself'') Actually, I am. And ''not'' because of my parents. [[CharacterDevelopment I never realised it before, but Applejack was right.]] right. We became friends because we liked the same things: fancy clothes and jewellery and magazines, and because your dad loaned mine the money to build up his sugar refinery. When we started teasing Apple Bloom, [[KidsAreCruel I thought we were just we were proper girls, unlike her, we couldn't be tough.]] tough. But you? [[{{Sadist}} You really do enjoy hurting other ponies just to see them hurt!]] hurt! I had a long talk with my parents about who ''I'' wanted to be, and I realised that wasn't it! In fact, [[HeelFaceTurn I'm going to work hard not to be like that any more.]]\\
\\
'''Diamond Tiara:''' (''getting even angrier and less coherent'') FINE! Who needs you?! [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I can find some better friends, anyway!]] anyway! I don't ever want to see you again ''either'', you pathetic doormat!\\
'''Silver Spoon:''' (''[[NoSell completely unfazed]]'') (''completely unfazed'') You know... I figured this would be harder, considering how close we've been, [[FalseFriend but I realise now we never were.]] were. I wasn't your friend... [[YesMan just a sounding-board and a yes-pony.]] yes-pony. You were the one who decided everything, and I went along with it. (''...'') '''[[ShutUpHannibal Well, '''Well, not any more!]]''' more!''' The more I listen to you, the more I realise this is the ''best'' thing that could have happened to me! I may not have the qualifications for Apple Bloom's club... (''glances down at her Cutie Mark'') ...but maybe, [[TheAtoner if I work hard at it,]] it, they ''might'' accept me as a friend. From what I've seen, at least they mean it. '''Have a nice life.''' (''Silver Spoon turns and leaves, ignoring [[VillainousBreakdown Diamond Tiara's increasingly-shrill shrieking commands and pleading]]'')



--->'''Queen Celestia:''' There can be no peace, no compromise, no accord between Us and Them. You have seen his memories, [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters how they poisoned their world, incited violence and murder, turned our own ponies against us]]!\\
'''Princess Celestia:''' [[ShutUpHannibal And you have done just the same]], [[{{Hypocrite}} or even worse!]] You have corrupted your Equestria, tainted the souls of precious ponies with cruelty and malice, and drawn two realities into a war of endless death and atrocity! Harmony, true harmony, transcends species and worlds – it is the finding of common ground despite differences, [[ThePowerOfFriendship the nurturing of love between all]]! You would create a desolation and name it Peace! I will not allow some Tyrant rule with an iron hoof. [[BadassBoast I will not allow an entire species to die quietly and fade into the darkness. I will not stand to see the rape of innocence and innocents alike, of the peaceful being forced to take up bloody arms, and the grotesque being violated in mind, body and soul! Equestria, all of Equus, will rise against you! We will fight. We will turn this darkness away, and come to the rescue of all you have subjugated, Pony and Human, Earthborn and Equestrian alike. We will cast you down, and cast you out! In Harmony's name, I swear it.]]

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--->'''Queen Celestia:''' There can be no peace, no compromise, no accord between Us and Them. You have seen his memories, [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters how they poisoned their world, incited violence and murder, turned our own ponies against us]]!\\
us!\\
'''Princess Celestia:''' [[ShutUpHannibal And you have done just the same]], [[{{Hypocrite}} same, or even worse!]] worse! You have corrupted your Equestria, tainted the souls of precious ponies with cruelty and malice, and drawn two realities into a war of endless death and atrocity! Harmony, true harmony, transcends species and worlds – it is the finding of common ground despite differences, [[ThePowerOfFriendship the nurturing of love between all]]! all! You would create a desolation and name it Peace! I will not allow some Tyrant rule with an iron hoof. [[BadassBoast I will not allow an entire species to die quietly and fade into the darkness. I will not stand to see the rape of innocence and innocents alike, of the peaceful being forced to take up bloody arms, and the grotesque being violated in mind, body and soul! Equestria, all of Equus, will rise against you! We will fight. We will turn this darkness away, and come to the rescue of all you have subjugated, Pony and Human, Earthborn and Equestrian alike. We will cast you down, and cast you out! In Harmony's name, I swear it.]]



--->'''Angus:''' [[BigShutUp Shut your fucking face, old man!]] We haven't been worth shit for years! How goddamn delusional do you have to be to think the public actually like us?! The PHL have evacuated civilians. The PHL [[{{BFG}} can use 5.56 rifles]] while we have to use these stupid fucking .50 Beowulf rounds! The PHL saved Boston! The PHL have [[SuperweaponSurprise secret superweapons]] when all we have are homebrewed cannons and pipe guns! The PHL help power America, and we've probably used something from them! What in the fuck are we compared to that?! They're calling us terrorists and murderers, rapists and torturers, bandits that... [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I swear to God I'm not kidding]], bandits that are ''destroying'' civilization! Crazy, right? [[NotHelpingYourCase EXCEPT DAMN NEAR NONE OF YOU HAVE DONE ANYTHING TO PROVE THEM WRONG!]] I'm not asking any of you to have sex with the merry-go-round toys, but at least the PHL is doing ''something''. We're all yammer and no hammer now, the war's passed us by! We're a laughingstock, and if the PHL wins the war, we're not gonna be heroes. We'll be the guys that everyone laughs at. We're not heroic partisans like in Poland, or anything of the sort, we're just [[RightWingMilitiaFanatic a bunch of assholes with guns pointed at everything that isn't us]], because fuck you, it's the apocalypse, we've got ours! We're outlaws! We're... you! MacPherson! Is this what you signed up for? Stealing from people that don't have anything left to steal? And you, Clancy?! Killing people that I'm convinced just wanted a better life because their home is a despotic shithole?! Morhaim, did you sign up to oversee gang-rapes and eat people?! Anyone in this HLF brigade that wants to do something good... Follow me, we're going to the PHL! If [[AxCrazy Viktor]] [[BloodKnight Kraber]] can quit and do the right thing, we can outdo that bastard!

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--->'''Angus:''' [[BigShutUp Shut your fucking face, old man!]] man! We haven't been worth shit for years! How goddamn delusional do you have to be to think the public actually like us?! The PHL have evacuated civilians. The PHL [[{{BFG}} can use 5.56 rifles]] rifles while we have to use these stupid fucking .50 Beowulf rounds! The PHL saved Boston! The PHL have [[SuperweaponSurprise secret superweapons]] superweapons when all we have are homebrewed cannons and pipe guns! The PHL help power America, and we've probably used something from them! What in the fuck are we compared to that?! They're calling us terrorists and murderers, rapists and torturers, bandits that... [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I swear to God I'm not kidding]], kidding, bandits that are ''destroying'' civilization! Crazy, right? [[NotHelpingYourCase EXCEPT DAMN NEAR NONE OF YOU HAVE DONE ANYTHING TO PROVE THEM WRONG!]] WRONG! I'm not asking any of you to have sex with the merry-go-round toys, but at least the PHL is doing ''something''. We're all yammer and no hammer now, the war's passed us by! We're a laughingstock, and if the PHL wins the war, we're not gonna be heroes. We'll be the guys that everyone laughs at. We're not heroic partisans like in Poland, or anything of the sort, we're just [[RightWingMilitiaFanatic a bunch of assholes with guns pointed at everything that isn't us]], us, because fuck you, it's the apocalypse, we've got ours! We're outlaws! We're... you! MacPherson! Is this what you signed up for? Stealing from people that don't have anything left to steal? And you, Clancy?! Killing people that I'm convinced just wanted a better life because their home is a despotic shithole?! Morhaim, did you sign up to oversee gang-rapes and eat people?! Anyone in this HLF brigade that wants to do something good... Follow me, we're going to the PHL! If [[AxCrazy Viktor]] [[BloodKnight Kraber]] Viktor Kraber can quit and do the right thing, we can outdo that bastard!



-->'''Blueblood:''' I’m sure this comes as a surprise to most-uh... all of you. But over the past few days, [[CharacterDevelopment I’ve had some time to think about things.]] Namely, what it means to be a noble. I think we’ve made it no secret that we view ourselves as superior to other ponies, and for the most part others are in agreement of this. We boast of our superior bloodlines and influence. But after seeing what’s happened here in Canterlot, all the destruction of the things we once thought were so important, I asked myself ‘what would cause somepony to think of somepony else as superior? What makes a bloodline noble?’ We nobles don’t live lives of combat training, and few of us are master spellcasters, so it certainly isn’t martial prowess. It can’t be money, because there are several rich ponies out there that, despite their great wealth, aren’t considered to be nobles. So what is it? What causes one pony to look at another and think ‘yes, that pony most certainly is superior to me. They should be in charge.’ After much thought, I have my answer: Those ponies were exceptional and they showed it through their deeds.\\\

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-->'''Blueblood:''' I’m sure this comes as a surprise to most-uh... all of you. But over the past few days, [[CharacterDevelopment I’ve had some time to think about things.]] things. Namely, what it means to be a noble. I think we’ve made it no secret that we view ourselves as superior to other ponies, and for the most part others are in agreement of this. We boast of our superior bloodlines and influence. But after seeing what’s happened here in Canterlot, all the destruction of the things we once thought were so important, I asked myself ‘what would cause somepony to think of somepony else as superior? What makes a bloodline noble?’ We nobles don’t live lives of combat training, and few of us are master spellcasters, so it certainly isn’t martial prowess. It can’t be money, because there are several rich ponies out there that, despite their great wealth, aren’t considered to be nobles. So what is it? What causes one pony to look at another and think ‘yes, that pony most certainly is superior to me. They should be in charge.’ After much thought, I have my answer: Those ponies were exceptional and they showed it through their deeds.\\\



-->'''Nightmare Umbra:''' [[SilenceYouFool Silence!]] To call yourselves Noble is laughable. You claim to worship Celestia, yet when I look into your precious little Sun-Loving faces, I do not see ponies she would be proud of. Just look at you now-- you trample those weaker underhoof in the hope of buying yourselves another breath of life. Craven beasts, that hope is as empty as your hearts. Eight Hundred Years have I waited, marshalling my power. Eight Hundred Years have I given you to do the same. When I emerged from my silence, I expected to see ''armies'' arrayed against me! Heroes and Sages aiding great leaders in battle, against the only foe that will ever matter for you. A worthy challenge to my Dominion. What have I found? The petty rulers of a broken World, sitting in pretty rows, celebrating the union of a blushing filly and a pampered fop who you expect to be your Sovereign. Are you such fools that you thought me gone forever? Were you not informed of my return? Did you not see the signs?

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-->'''Nightmare Umbra:''' [[SilenceYouFool Silence!]] Silence! To call yourselves Noble is laughable. You claim to worship Celestia, yet when I look into your precious little Sun-Loving faces, I do not see ponies she would be proud of. Just look at you now-- you trample those weaker underhoof in the hope of buying yourselves another breath of life. Craven beasts, that hope is as empty as your hearts. Eight Hundred Years have I waited, marshalling my power. Eight Hundred Years have I given you to do the same. When I emerged from my silence, I expected to see ''armies'' arrayed against me! Heroes and Sages aiding great leaders in battle, against the only foe that will ever matter for you. A worthy challenge to my Dominion. What have I found? The petty rulers of a broken World, sitting in pretty rows, celebrating the union of a blushing filly and a pampered fop who you expect to be your Sovereign. Are you such fools that you thought me gone forever? Were you not informed of my return? Did you not see the signs?



-->'''Twilight:''' Actually, I analyzed your magic some time ago. What you're actually doing, Cadance, is '''hormone''' magic. You're releasing excessive hormones in ponies and some of them happen to cause love-like effects. But, in fact, Cadance, if you focused your magic right, you could [[LethalHarmlessPowers easily]] '''[[LethalHarmlessPowers kill]]''' [[LethalHarmlessPowers any creature.]] Or [[BrainwashedAndCrazy drive them insane.]] Or [[DrivenToSuicide make them kill themselves!]] But instead, [[EveryoneHasStandards you go for the worst, Cadance.]] You force them to make '''[[LoveMakesYouDumb bad life decisions]]''' resulting in [[OneNightStandPregnancy unwanted pregnancies,]] [[ShotgunWedding hasty marriages,]] ''burp'' [[FalseSoulmate painful divorces,]] and [[DivorceAssetsConflict alimonies!]] '''Tons''' of alimonies, Cadance. What's good for the ponykind isn't always good for individuals! You [[StrangledByTheRedString deprive ponies of their free will,]] Cadance. You're '''an unholy mistake''' that should be consigned to '''Tartarus'''. If Tirek and Chrysalis had a baby, it would be you, Cadance. You're amoral and powerful but too stupid to realized that! Why do you think Tirek or the Storm King wanted your magic? To pick up chicks? You're a life-ruining machine dressed in a pretty pink coat. Get a clue, Cadance!

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-->'''Twilight:''' Actually, I analyzed your magic some time ago. What you're actually doing, Cadance, is '''hormone''' magic. You're releasing excessive hormones in ponies and some of them happen to cause love-like effects. But, in fact, Cadance, if you focused your magic right, you could [[LethalHarmlessPowers easily]] '''[[LethalHarmlessPowers kill]]''' [[LethalHarmlessPowers easily '''kill''' any creature.]] creature. Or [[BrainwashedAndCrazy drive them insane.]] insane. Or [[DrivenToSuicide make them kill themselves!]] themselves! But instead, [[EveryoneHasStandards you go for the worst, Cadance.]] Cadance. You force them to make '''[[LoveMakesYouDumb bad '''bad life decisions]]''' decisions''' resulting in [[OneNightStandPregnancy unwanted pregnancies,]] [[ShotgunWedding pregnancies, hasty marriages,]] marriages, ''burp'' [[FalseSoulmate painful divorces,]] divorces, and [[DivorceAssetsConflict alimonies!]] alimonies! '''Tons''' of alimonies, Cadance. What's good for the ponykind isn't always good for individuals! You [[StrangledByTheRedString deprive ponies of their free will,]] will, Cadance. You're '''an unholy mistake''' that should be consigned to '''Tartarus'''. If Tirek and Chrysalis had a baby, it would be you, Cadance. You're amoral and powerful but too stupid to realized that! Why do you think Tirek or the Storm King wanted your magic? To pick up chicks? You're a life-ruining machine dressed in a pretty pink coat. Get a clue, Cadance!



''[Twilight [[BerserkButton becomes angrier]]]''\\
'''Twilight''': Yes, you didn't know. Just like you didn't know about the bad behavior she was showing during the planning for the wedding! Just like you didn't know about the strange spells she was constantly casting on my brother, which obviously weren't headache healing spells! Just like you didn't know what [[WoundedGazelleGambit that display of crocodile tears at the rehearsal]] was meant to do! Just like you didn't know she was imprisoning ponies who were becoming obstacles in her plan in the caverns underneath the castle, like me! And just like you didn't know that she was the ''EVIL'' queen of an army of shapeshifting insect like monsters bent on devouring all the love in Equestria! Well, I know one place that they won't be able to find any real love!\\

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''[Twilight [[BerserkButton becomes angrier]]]''\\
angrier]''\\
'''Twilight''': Yes, you didn't know. Just like you didn't know about the bad behavior she was showing during the planning for the wedding! Just like you didn't know about the strange spells she was constantly casting on my brother, which obviously weren't headache healing spells! Just like you didn't know what [[WoundedGazelleGambit that display of crocodile tears at the rehearsal]] rehearsal was meant to do! Just like you didn't know she was imprisoning ponies who were becoming obstacles in her plan in the caverns underneath the castle, like me! And just like you didn't know that she was the ''EVIL'' queen of an army of shapeshifting insect like monsters bent on devouring all the love in Equestria! Well, I know one place that they won't be able to find any real love!\\



'''Twilight''': [[WhamLine No you're not!]] You only hangout with me because my connections could help you. You never cared about me or anypony else! I can't believe I fell for it for so long.\\

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'''Twilight''': [[WhamLine No you're not!]] not! You only hangout with me because my connections could help you. You never cared about me or anypony else! I can't believe I fell for it for so long.\\



'''Twilight''': And you can forget about me calling you my BBBFF anymore! In fact, [[IHaveNoSon I don't even have a brother]]. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go check on the princess.\\

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'''Twilight''': And you can forget about me calling you my BBBFF anymore! In fact, [[IHaveNoSon I don't even have a brother]].brother. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go check on the princess.\\



'''Twilight''': ''[[IronicEcho You]]'' [[IronicEcho have a lot to think about.]]

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'''Twilight''': ''[[IronicEcho You]]'' [[IronicEcho ''You'' have a lot to think about.]]



'''Hildread''': [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]] I am the guardian of this great nation. I protect the ponies that live in it!\\

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'''Hildread''': [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]] UP! I am the guardian of this great nation. I protect the ponies that live in it!\\



'''Hildread''': ''[[[IgnoredEpiphany looks at her surroundings uneasily before hardening her heart]]]'' Traitors to the King must be punished.\\

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'''Hildread''': ''[[[IgnoredEpiphany looks ''looks at her surroundings uneasily before hardening her heart]]]'' heart]'' Traitors to the King must be punished.\\



'''Hildread''': [[ShutUpKirk I WILL CRUSH YOU!]]

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'''Hildread''': [[ShutUpKirk I WILL CRUSH YOU!]]YOU!



--->'''Celestia''': I'm afraid it is ''you'' who will not be remembered for your greatness but [[SmugSnake your arrogance]], [[spoiler:Jewelius]]. You, like many others before you, have underestimated Twilight and her friends and the Magic of Friendship. And that will cost you dearly! […] You let your selfish desires turn you into a monster.\\

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--->'''Celestia''': I'm afraid it is ''you'' who will not be remembered for your greatness but [[SmugSnake your arrogance]], arrogance, [[spoiler:Jewelius]]. You, like many others before you, have underestimated Twilight and her friends and the Magic of Friendship. And that will cost you dearly! […] You let your selfish desires turn you into a monster.\\



'''Cadance''': I finally understand, [[spoiler:cousin]]. Why [[spoiler:the changelings weren't able to feed on your love]] and why my spell [[NoSell didn't work on you]]. It's because [[TheSociopath you have no heart to feel love and therefore no love to give]]!\\

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'''Cadance''': I finally understand, [[spoiler:cousin]]. Why [[spoiler:the changelings weren't able to feed on your love]] and why my spell [[NoSell didn't work on you]]. It's because [[TheSociopath you have no heart to feel love and therefore no love to give]]!\\give!\\



'''Cadance''': The [[spoiler:cousin, brother]], I knew [[ThatManIsDead died a long time ago]]. His heart anyway.\\

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'''Cadance''': The [[spoiler:cousin, brother]], I knew [[ThatManIsDead died a long time ago]].ago. His heart anyway.\\



'''Twilight''': Well. In that case, let's take note of what resulted from the plan that you and certain other nobles--who no doubt represent the 'cream of the crop' in your mind--formulated. You enlisted the aid of [[spoiler: a complete psychopath, a wanted fugitive]], whom you allowed to spread harmful rumors about an innocent creature. You and your cabal of nobles maneuvered to politically isolate Peter Collins, to persecute Sveti Windwhisper--even [[spoiler: [[BadBoss conspired to frame one of your own]], Prince Blueblood]], for your plan to disrupt [[spoiler: my research...a plan, I might add, could have resulted in the death of myself and everyone nearby, reopening old breaches into a parallel plane, and even the utter destruction of Canterlot itself. As a result of your actions, Farris Wheel, a promising actor and playwright, lost his life. As a result of your actions, a young filly by the name of Dewdrop nearly lost hers]]. As a result of your actions, there has been untold needless suffering and conflict [[WeCouldHaveAvoidedAllThis that could have been avoided otherwise]]. You let [[EvilIsPetty petty]] [[GreenEyedMonster jealousy]] and short-sightedness gallop roughshod over everything this nation stands for. '''And you dare tell me that I am unfit to rule?!'''

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'''Twilight''': Well. In that case, let's take note of what resulted from the plan that you and certain other nobles--who no doubt represent the 'cream of the crop' in your mind--formulated. You enlisted the aid of [[spoiler: a complete psychopath, a wanted fugitive]], whom you allowed to spread harmful rumors about an innocent creature. You and your cabal of nobles maneuvered to politically isolate Peter Collins, to persecute Sveti Windwhisper--even [[spoiler: [[BadBoss conspired to frame one of your own]], own, Prince Blueblood]], for your plan to disrupt [[spoiler: my research...a plan, I might add, could have resulted in the death of myself and everyone nearby, reopening old breaches into a parallel plane, and even the utter destruction of Canterlot itself. As a result of your actions, Farris Wheel, a promising actor and playwright, lost his life. As a result of your actions, a young filly by the name of Dewdrop nearly lost hers]]. As a result of your actions, there has been untold needless suffering and conflict [[WeCouldHaveAvoidedAllThis that could have been avoided otherwise]]. otherwise. You let [[EvilIsPetty petty]] [[GreenEyedMonster jealousy]] petty jealousy and short-sightedness gallop roughshod over everything this nation stands for. '''And you dare tell me that I am unfit to rule?!'''



-->'''RD''': I thought I was a '[[IronicEcho Flip-Flop]]' to you!\\

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-->'''RD''': I thought I was a '[[IronicEcho Flip-Flop]]' 'Flip-Flop' to you!\\



'''Gilda''': Perhaps, Element of Loyalty My Ass, now that you have new friends you don't need your old friends anymore, but you have been my only true friend, not just somehuman I used to know, and being still pissed at you for throwing me away like a worn-out rag without a second thought doesn't change that, to me it doesn't change the fact that we have been friends for years, even if perhaps you forgot that...you say i only care about being 'cool'? Big fucking talking from Miss '20% cooler', [[ArmorPiercingQuestion do you instruct your new friends as well about how to cheer for you during competitions?]] And guess what, you're wrong! I care and worry about you, and since you have been beaten like that i have good reasons to do so...So Rainbow Dash, spare me the bullshit and tell me who's that motherfucking, cock-sucking son of a bitch who signed his own death warrant!

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'''Gilda''': Perhaps, Element of Loyalty My Ass, now that you have new friends you don't need your old friends anymore, but you have been my only true friend, not just somehuman I used to know, and being still pissed at you for throwing me away like a worn-out rag without a second thought doesn't change that, to me it doesn't change the fact that we have been friends for years, even if perhaps you forgot that...you say i only care about being 'cool'? Big fucking talking from Miss '20% cooler', [[ArmorPiercingQuestion do you instruct your new friends as well about how to cheer for you during competitions?]] competitions? And guess what, you're wrong! I care and worry about you, and since you have been beaten like that i have good reasons to do so...So Rainbow Dash, spare me the bullshit and tell me who's that motherfucking, cock-sucking son of a bitch who signed his own death warrant!



-->'''Truth:''' You wanted to give those ponies freedom? From what? Themselves? ''[[BlackSpeech Gru dova suva, no naak grul!]]'' Your 'perfect society' is a civilization built upon deceit and lies! The very sins YOU claim cutie marks to represent! Never was there another such as you more blind to the irony of their so-called cause! [[HeWhoFightsMonsters You sought to take away the 'evil' through acts of your own evil!]] You would build a world where nopony was truly alive and free, just mindless puppets whose lives and fates were strung to your hooves, to do with as you pleased! Sentient thinking animals reduced to nothing more than toys to play with, simple minds to fill to the brim with empty promises!\\

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-->'''Truth:''' You wanted to give those ponies freedom? From what? Themselves? ''[[BlackSpeech Gru ''Gru dova suva, no naak grul!]]'' grul!'' Your 'perfect society' is a civilization built upon deceit and lies! The very sins YOU claim cutie marks to represent! Never was there another such as you more blind to the irony of their so-called cause! [[HeWhoFightsMonsters You sought to take away the 'evil' through acts of your own evil!]] evil! You would build a world where nopony was truly alive and free, just mindless puppets whose lives and fates were strung to your hooves, to do with as you pleased! Sentient thinking animals reduced to nothing more than toys to play with, simple minds to fill to the brim with empty promises!\\



'''Truth:''' And you speak of these cutie marks as bringing nothing but pain and misery? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Then why, oh 'wise' and 'all-knowing' Starlight Glimmer, would you hold on tightly to your own cutie mark?]] Why, in all of creation would you, the savior to those poor souls who wandered the earth without feeling of purpose and acceptance, wish to remain branded with a symbol she deemed a mark of shame? [[BoomerangBigot If all cutie marks are nothing but a symbol of evil, then what did that make you, hmm?]] There were some who ventured into my mountain before, who called me a monster. But looking at you, and that horrendous evil mark! Why, you must be even more vile and despicable than I! Perhaps I should be the one to cower and shiver in your presence! ''Kee kee kee kee kee kee ku ku ku hur hur hur!'' [[SarcasmMode Oh please, Starlight Glimmer, whose mark makes the Devil himself seem a jolly fellow! Oh please, do not hurt me!]] ''KEE KEE KEE KEE KEE KU KU KU HUR!''\\

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'''Truth:''' And you speak of these cutie marks as bringing nothing but pain and misery? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Then why, oh 'wise' and 'all-knowing' Starlight Glimmer, would you hold on tightly to your own cutie mark?]] mark? Why, in all of creation would you, the savior to those poor souls who wandered the earth without feeling of purpose and acceptance, wish to remain branded with a symbol she deemed a mark of shame? [[BoomerangBigot If all cutie marks are nothing but a symbol of evil, then what did that make you, hmm?]] hmm? There were some who ventured into my mountain before, who called me a monster. But looking at you, and that horrendous evil mark! Why, you must be even more vile and despicable than I! Perhaps I should be the one to cower and shiver in your presence! ''Kee kee kee kee kee kee ku ku ku hur hur hur!'' [[SarcasmMode Oh please, Starlight Glimmer, whose mark makes the Devil himself seem a jolly fellow! Oh please, do not hurt me!]] me! ''KEE KEE KEE KEE KEE KU KU KU HUR!''\\



'''Truth:''' But the best part of all of this? You actually believe that YOU created something close to the concept of harmony and friendship? Your infallible order rested upon making ponies believe they weren't special! That friendship stemmed from being part of a group of mindless creatures incapable of thinking for themselves! Unable to have dreams and aspirations in life and taking a chance to fulfill those ambitions! You actually believed that all ponies would be better off living a dull and bland existence, where they grew into old wrinkly stallions and mares who looked back on the life they lived, and found no beauty, no wonderful cherishing memory to take reflect upon as they counted down the final seconds of their life in this world? [[InsultToRocks Even a prison cell offers more of life and freedom than what your 'perfect world' would promise!]]\\

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'''Truth:''' But the best part of all of this? You actually believe that YOU created something close to the concept of harmony and friendship? Your infallible order rested upon making ponies believe they weren't special! That friendship stemmed from being part of a group of mindless creatures incapable of thinking for themselves! Unable to have dreams and aspirations in life and taking a chance to fulfill those ambitions! You actually believed that all ponies would be better off living a dull and bland existence, where they grew into old wrinkly stallions and mares who looked back on the life they lived, and found no beauty, no wonderful cherishing memory to take reflect upon as they counted down the final seconds of their life in this world? [[InsultToRocks Even a prison cell offers more of life and freedom than what your 'perfect world' would promise!]]\\promise!\\



'''Truth:''' Yes, I know. [[ItsAllAboutMe You wanted a world where only YOU were the only important pony alive.]] Where words like [[TallPoppySyndrome 'special' and 'talented' and 'amazing' only described yourself and not anypony else.]] You wanted to create a world where everypony entered the world, lived their lives, and then died having never accomplished anything in their time on this earth, because they would never have had a special talent to give them purpose in life. To give them something to dream about and work hard to fulfill, knowing that even if they don't succeed they can at least live on with the knowledge that they took a dare instead of wandering around with hideous false smiles plastered on their faces, wasting away inside until something akin to an empty colorless void remained.\\
Maybe cutie marks ''are'' evil then, Starlight Glimmer. Because yours certainly reeks of sin. ''Grell dor no kuravas''. How can you possibly return to the world outside my mountains, armed with the truth you've learned here? [[YouMonster That you're a monster worse than anything Equestria has or will face for years to come?]]

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'''Truth:''' Yes, I know. [[ItsAllAboutMe You wanted a world where only YOU were the only important pony alive.]] alive. Where words like [[TallPoppySyndrome 'special' and 'talented' and 'amazing' only described yourself and not anypony else.]] else. You wanted to create a world where everypony entered the world, lived their lives, and then died having never accomplished anything in their time on this earth, because they would never have had a special talent to give them purpose in life. To give them something to dream about and work hard to fulfill, knowing that even if they don't succeed they can at least live on with the knowledge that they took a dare instead of wandering around with hideous false smiles plastered on their faces, wasting away inside until something akin to an empty colorless void remained.\\
Maybe cutie marks ''are'' evil then, Starlight Glimmer. Because yours certainly reeks of sin. ''Grell dor no kuravas''. How can you possibly return to the world outside my mountains, armed with the truth you've learned here? [[YouMonster That you're a monster worse than anything Equestria has or will face for years to come?]]come?



--->'''Queen Supia:''' ''[her voice a demonic, buzzing hiss]'' ...And then I learned of your tantrum over the game. [[EvilIsPetty Sending some of your soldiers to harass the poor developers just for NOT making YOU their monster?]] Do you even KNOW size-shifting spells? Have YOU ever caused a tsunami with just the force of your wings? Have YOU ever crushed a mad daimyo's army LITERALLY underhoof?" ''[Licks at her mandibles]'' Do YOU know what kappas taste like when you swallow them whole by the dozens?!

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--->'''Queen Supia:''' ''[her voice a demonic, buzzing hiss]'' ...And then I learned of your tantrum over the game. [[EvilIsPetty Sending some of your soldiers to harass the poor developers just for NOT making YOU their monster?]] monster? Do you even KNOW size-shifting spells? Have YOU ever caused a tsunami with just the force of your wings? Have YOU ever crushed a mad daimyo's army LITERALLY underhoof?" ''[Licks at her mandibles]'' Do YOU know what kappas taste like when you swallow them whole by the dozens?!



'''Twilight:''' ''[blows up Angry Pie]'' You've been kind to your children, but butchered other foals, mothers, and fathers. Innocent families. How many children died cursing you name after you killed their parents? You're not a mother! You're just Discord's butcher. You say no one but your foals care about you?! So all the time I just wasted trying to coax you back from the dark side and repair our broken bonds, the spite I endured from you, the nonstop attacks you heaped on me while I fought my hardest... No. Not just me, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US HERE!!!! That counts for nothing?! ''[kills her again, while her friends watch in horror]'' Pop quiz, Miss Pie: WHAT do you value most? How do you remember the past? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Why do you attack those who will never pose a threat to your foals or laugh at you?]] Do you know or care what Discord will want from you later?!\\

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'''Twilight:''' ''[blows up Angry Pie]'' You've been kind to your children, but butchered other foals, mothers, and fathers. Innocent families. How many children died cursing you name after you killed their parents? You're not a mother! You're just Discord's butcher. You say no one but your foals care about you?! So all the time I just wasted trying to coax you back from the dark side and repair our broken bonds, the spite I endured from you, the nonstop attacks you heaped on me while I fought my hardest... No. Not just me, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US HERE!!!! That counts for nothing?! ''[kills her again, while her friends watch in horror]'' Pop quiz, Miss Pie: WHAT do you value most? How do you remember the past? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Why do you attack those who will never pose a threat to your foals or laugh at you?]] you? Do you know or care what Discord will want from you later?!\\



'''The Voice/[[spoiler:Nightmare Eclipse]]:''' Yes. Exactly, Twilight. It would be. The final injustice. If Hell does not exist, it must be made. Say goodnight and welcome to purgatory! [[EvilLaugh HehehehehhehehHAHAHAHAHAHHAH]]!!!!\\

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'''The Voice/[[spoiler:Nightmare Eclipse]]:''' Yes. Exactly, Twilight. It would be. The final injustice. If Hell does not exist, it must be made. Say goodnight and welcome to purgatory! [[EvilLaugh HehehehehhehehHAHAHAHAHAHHAH]]!!!!\\HehehehehhehehHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!\\



After everything you’ve done to her, all the pain you’ve put her through, all the love you should’ve given her and didn’t, and she doesn’t even know you tried to kill her. She’s just too nice a pony for that thought to cross her mind. She still wanted you there to see her honored by Luna, not to rub it in your face, not to brag, but so once in her life, she knew you were proud of her. Personally, if I were her, I’d have just told you to go straight to Pony Hell...Actually, [[SelfInflictedHell you’re already there, aren’t you?]] I hope you enjoy it.

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After everything you’ve done to her, all the pain you’ve put her through, all the love you should’ve given her and didn’t, and she doesn’t even know you tried to kill her. She’s just too nice a pony for that thought to cross her mind. She still wanted you there to see her honored by Luna, not to rub it in your face, not to brag, but so once in her life, she knew you were proud of her. Personally, if I were her, I’d have just told you to go straight to Pony Hell...Actually, [[SelfInflictedHell you’re already there, aren’t you?]] you? I hope you enjoy it.



'''Entropy:''' ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness [lowering her voice]]]'' I gave them only one order. To obey all that you commanded and to follow through without failure.\\

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'''Entropy:''' ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness [lowering ''[lowering her voice]]]'' voice]'' I gave them only one order. To obey all that you commanded and to follow through without failure.\\



'''Celestia:''' [[LittleNo No.]]\\

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'''Celestia:''' [[LittleNo No.]]\\\\



-->'''Princess Celestia''': Well, I am a bit older than you, I think, so let me educate you on some simple truths. You think that control equals power. True power is something far more wonderful. You were defeated by [[EvilCannotComprehendGood something that you don’t--and never will--understand:]] love. You feed upon it, but you don’t feel it, do you? That’s why you don’t understand how you were driven from MY home. The pure love that Shining Armor and Cadence shared was something so alien to you that even your own vampiric power couldn’t handle it. It was love that defeated you, Chrysalis.

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-->'''Princess Celestia''': Well, I am a bit older than you, I think, so let me educate you on some simple truths. You think that control equals power. True power is something far more wonderful. You were defeated by [[EvilCannotComprehendGood something that you don’t--and never will--understand:]] will--understand: love. You feed upon it, but you don’t feel it, do you? That’s why you don’t understand how you were driven from MY home. The pure love that Shining Armor and Cadence shared was something so alien to you that even your own vampiric power couldn’t handle it. It was love that defeated you, Chrysalis.



'''Celestia''': The real question is: how do you think that they will? [[ImpliedDeathThreat Pray you don’t see me again, Chrysalis.]] ''[Leaves as the drones give her a very wide berth out of fear]''

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'''Celestia''': The real question is: how do you think that they will? [[ImpliedDeathThreat Pray you don’t see me again, Chrysalis.]] Chrysalis. ''[Leaves as the drones give her a very wide berth out of fear]''



-->'''Discord:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. Are. Scum.]] Garbage. Filth. Flea-ridden manure. The only thing you’ll ever be 'top' of is a Trash. Heap.\\

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-->'''Discord:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. Are. Scum.]] Garbage. Filth. Flea-ridden manure. The only thing you’ll ever be 'top' of is a Trash. Heap.\\



'''Twilight:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Stop RIGHT THERE, Sombra!]]\\
'''Sombra:''' What?\\'''Twilight:''' I've heard this bit a hundred times in a hundred stories! You're gonna say we're "not so different", rattle off a bunch of traits you ''think'' we share, and try to convince me to join your side! Well let me tell you, "Your Highness": we are ''nothing'' alike! I ''earned'' my friends, my wings, ''and'' my crown! ''You'' took your throne by force and enslaved other ponies for your own selfish gain! I got to where I am through love and friendship! You ''tried'' to get there through fear and violence, and you were ''defeated'' for it! '''Twice!''' You are ''not'' my equal. You're not even a real king. You're just a cliched bad guy straight out of a mediocre fantasy book.

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'''Twilight:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Stop RIGHT THERE, Sombra!]]\\
Sombra!\\
'''Sombra:''' What?\\'''Twilight:''' What?\\
'''Twilight:'''
I've heard this bit a hundred times in a hundred stories! You're gonna say we're "not so different", rattle off a bunch of traits you ''think'' we share, and try to convince me to join your side! Well let me tell you, "Your Highness": we are ''nothing'' alike! I ''earned'' my friends, my wings, ''and'' my crown! ''You'' took your throne by force and enslaved other ponies for your own selfish gain! I got to where I am through love and friendship! You ''tried'' to get there through fear and violence, and you were ''defeated'' for it! '''Twice!''' You are ''not'' my equal. You're not even a real king. You're just a cliched bad guy straight out of a mediocre fantasy book.



-->'''Fluttershy''': I have sat here and listened to you belittle my friends, insult their business, and doubt their resolve. And for what?! So you can get some sick thrill from it?! You want to know what Rarity's accomplished? I'll tell you. [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E21DragonQuest She faced down a dragon]]. [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E2ElementsOfHarmony She attacked a manticore]]. [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E2ElementsOfHarmony She banished an evil goddess]] and [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E2TheReturnOfHarmonyPart2 defeated the very embodiment of chaos and disharmony]]. She saved the life of a complete stranger. [[RescueRomance She committed herself to him because she cared about him]]. She risked life and limb, time and again, not because she had to, but because she wanted to! [[TrueCompanions Because she has people and ponies who care about her, and she cares about them]]! She has done more in a few years than you will ever accomplish in your entire, selfish life! You are nothing compared to her!

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-->'''Fluttershy''': I have sat here and listened to you belittle my friends, insult their business, and doubt their resolve. And for what?! So you can get some sick thrill from it?! You want to know what Rarity's accomplished? I'll tell you. [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E21DragonQuest She faced down a dragon]]. [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E2ElementsOfHarmony She attacked a manticore]]. [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E2ElementsOfHarmony She banished an evil goddess]] and [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E2TheReturnOfHarmonyPart2 defeated the very embodiment of chaos and disharmony]]. She saved the life of a complete stranger. [[RescueRomance She committed herself to him because she cared about him]]. him. She risked life and limb, time and again, not because she had to, but because she wanted to! [[TrueCompanions Because she has people and ponies who care about her, and she cares about them]]! them! She has done more in a few years than you will ever accomplish in your entire, selfish life! You are nothing compared to her!



'''Twilight''': They survive almost anywhere, you know. From salty ocean water to rocky desert soil. You can try to kill them over and over again but they just always seem to bounce back. I just wanted you to know so that if some other mare in the future thinks it’s clever to tell you that you’re pond scum because you’ve treated her the way you’re treating me, it’s not as much of an insult as you think. If anything, [[InsultToRocks it’s an insult to the cyanobacteria]]. Frankly, you aren’t worth cyanobacteria’s attention.\\

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'''Twilight''': They survive almost anywhere, you know. From salty ocean water to rocky desert soil. You can try to kill them over and over again but they just always seem to bounce back. I just wanted you to know so that if some other mare in the future thinks it’s clever to tell you that you’re pond scum because you’ve treated her the way you’re treating me, it’s not as much of an insult as you think. If anything, [[InsultToRocks it’s an insult to the cyanobacteria]].cyanobacteria. Frankly, you aren’t worth cyanobacteria’s attention.\\



'''Twilight''': To get her back. Oh, and by the way? It's not as if it ever would have been fine, exactly, but you picked the worst possible time to try to get me liquored up so you could take me to bed. [[BerserkButton I happen to just have adopted a zero tolerance policy for mares who try to warp others' minds for their own pleasure]], and if I ever hear from anypony that you've been getting fillies drunk and taking advantage of them they will never find your body.\\

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'''Twilight''': To get her back. Oh, and by the way? It's not as if it ever would have been fine, exactly, but you picked the worst possible time to try to get me liquored up so you could take me to bed. [[BerserkButton I happen to just have adopted a zero tolerance policy for mares who try to warp others' minds for their own pleasure]], pleasure, and if I ever hear from anypony that you've been getting fillies drunk and taking advantage of them they will never find your body.\\



'''Ghost:''' [[WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas Your soul is an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable.]]\\

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'''Ghost:''' [[WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas Your soul is an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable.]]\\\\



'''Element of Magic:''' A siren song, [[SecretTestOfCharacter to lure those who would seek me out of the desire for power or fame.]] My true bearer hears nothing from me, for I am nothing to her but a means to protect that which is truly precious.\\

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'''Element of Magic:''' A siren song, [[SecretTestOfCharacter to lure those who would seek me out of the desire for power or fame.]] fame. My true bearer hears nothing from me, for I am nothing to her but a means to protect that which is truly precious.\\



'''Breaking Dawn:''' Do whatever you like to me, [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes but you can't hurt them, they don't deserve it.]]\\

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'''Breaking Dawn:''' Do whatever you like to me, [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes but you can't hurt them, they don't deserve it.]]\\\\



* Another RecursiveFanfiction of the FCGB called ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/2260389 Parting Sentiments]]'' has America deliver a brutal one to England after the latter attempts to apologize to him for the assault. The author (who also wrote ''What a Way to Fall'') states she was inspired by ''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman'' for the speech.
-->'''America:''' I'm not going to give you even an ounce of forgiveness for what you did to me on that day, Arthur. You don't deserve ''any'' of that. You have to live with this shitty thing you did for the rest of your life, and it’s going to be a very, ''very'' long one. You have to know that it's never, ''ever'' going to be okay! Because no matter how long it has been or will be since that day, no matter how much therapy I get, no matter how much alcohol I drown myself in, no matter how sorry you feel, I can never feel better or "get over it"! And I sure as hell am not going to forgive you [[OutDamnedSpot just because you feel bad]] and you need to clear ''[[ItsAllAboutMe your]]'' conscience! Do you know what it was like for me? I had nobody. Even Matt couldn't completely understand! I knew all those phonies like Ivan, and Yao, and ''maybe'' Kiku and Lovino, would [[FairWeatherFriend turn their backs on me the second the going got rough]], sure. But '''''you'''''? You didn't just ''hurt'' me, Arthur; you fucking stabbed me in the back, humiliated me, took away all of my dignity and then some, and then shat all over the trust and love that I had for you like it meant absolutely ''nothing'' to you! You swore that you would protect me and have my back. And you abandoned me. [[RejectedApology I will]] '''''never''''' [[ThisIsUnforgivable forgive you for that]]! [[GetOut Now get the]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] [[GetOut out of my house]].


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* Another RecursiveFanfiction of the FCGB called ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/2260389 Parting Sentiments]]'' has America deliver a brutal one to England after the latter attempts to apologize to him for the assault. The author (who also wrote ''What a Way to Fall'') states she was inspired by ''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman'' for the speech.
speech (with some parts being lifted word for word).
-->'''America:''' I'm not going to give you even an ounce of forgiveness for what you did to me on that day, Arthur. You don't deserve ''any'' of that. You have to live with this shitty thing you did for the rest of your life, and it’s going to be a very, ''very'' long one. You have to know that it's never, ''ever'' going to be okay! Because no matter how long it has been or will be since that day, no matter how much therapy I get, no matter how much alcohol I drown myself in, no matter how sorry you feel, I can never feel better or "get over it"! And I sure as hell am not going to forgive you [[OutDamnedSpot just because you feel bad]] bad and you need to clear ''[[ItsAllAboutMe your]]'' ''your'' conscience! Do you know what it was like for me? I had nobody. Even Matt couldn't completely understand! I knew all those phonies like Ivan, and Yao, and ''maybe'' Kiku and Lovino, would [[FairWeatherFriend turn their backs on me the second the going got rough]], rough, sure. But '''''you'''''? You didn't just ''hurt'' me, Arthur; you fucking stabbed me in the back, humiliated me, took away all of my dignity and then some, and then shat all over the trust and love that I had for you like it meant absolutely ''nothing'' to you! You swore that you would protect me and have my back. And you abandoned me. [[RejectedApology I will]] will '''''never''''' [[ThisIsUnforgivable forgive you for that]]! [[GetOut that! Now get the]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] [[GetOut the fuck out of my house]].

house.




'''Eiko:''' Zidane was a ''hero''. [[ShutUpHannibal Shut up! Shut up!]]\\

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'''Eiko:''' Zidane was a ''hero''. [[ShutUpHannibal Shut up! Shut up!]]\\up!\\



'''Azura:''' They died because you ''were'' strong enough, and unwilling to ''act'' with that strength. You wanted to save them, and you failed. Not because you weren't strong enough, but because you were too scared to act. When you got a first glimpse of [[[YouMakeMeSic the]]] inhumanity of the world you went to Yukimura and placed the burden on his shoulders, when the correct course of action would have been to resolve the problem yourself. There were many things you ''could'' have done if you'd cared enough, but the fact of the matter is that you just weren't willing to make a decision on your own. You weren't willing to be unreasonable in your desire to save them.\\

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'''Azura:''' They died because you ''were'' strong enough, and unwilling to ''act'' with that strength. You wanted to save them, and you failed. Not because you weren't strong enough, but because you were too scared to act. When you got a first glimpse of [[[YouMakeMeSic the]]] inhumanity of the world you went to Yukimura and placed the burden on his shoulders, when the correct course of action would have been to resolve the problem yourself. There were many things you ''could'' have done if you'd cared enough, but the fact of the matter is that you just weren't willing to make a decision on your own. You weren't willing to be unreasonable in your desire to save them.\\



'''Azura:''' [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem Ryoma would have used his authority to force the magistrate to release them.]] [[RoaringRampageOfRescue Corrin would have charged in and freed them with her own two hands, consequences be damned.]] [[GuileHero Mother would have used diplomacy and force them to acknowledge their hidden conscience, forcing them to]] ''[[GuileHero want]]'' [[GuileHero to let them go.]] Any of these options were available to you, so you cannot act as if you were powerless to save them and ''that's'' what makes you a failure. If you actually were powerless, it would not be your fault, there would have been nothing you could have done to change the outcome. [[ComesGreatResponsibility But because you had the power to save them, that meant you had the obligation to save them;]] the fact that you refused to meet that obligation is what makes you a failure.

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'''Azura:''' [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem Ryoma would have used his authority to force the magistrate to release them.]] [[RoaringRampageOfRescue them. Corrin would have charged in and freed them with her own two hands, consequences be damned.]] [[GuileHero damned. Mother would have used diplomacy and force them to acknowledge their hidden conscience, forcing them to]] ''[[GuileHero want]]'' [[GuileHero to ''want'' to let them go.]] go. Any of these options were available to you, so you cannot act as if you were powerless to save them and ''that's'' what makes you a failure. If you actually were powerless, it would not be your fault, there would have been nothing you could have done to change the outcome. [[ComesGreatResponsibility But because you had the power to save them, that meant you had the obligation to save them;]] them; the fact that you refused to meet that obligation is what makes you a failure.



'''Sylvain''': [[RageBreakingPoint PERFECT!?]]\\

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'''Sylvain''': [[RageBreakingPoint PERFECT!?]]\\PERFECT!?\\



'''Heins''': [[NoYou No, if our kingdom falls, it will be due to you, Harald]]! And I pray such misfortunes as have befallen Hans never befall me, because I certainly can't depend on you to come to my aid!

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'''Heins''': [[NoYou No, if our kingdom falls, it will be due to you, Harald]]! Harald! And I pray such misfortunes as have befallen Hans never befall me, because I certainly can't depend on you to come to my aid!



-->"Struck a raw nerve, did I?" the copy continued. "Do you honestly believe that you actually care about him? From the way you treated him, I'm surprised that he stayed close to as long as he did; although I have no idea [[WhatDoesHeSeeInHer what he saw in you in the first place]]. You are a bitter, violent, and often inconsiderate woman who has built emotional walls around herself and blocks people who actually care about her from getting too close while letting [[JerkAss complete lowlifes]] through. Honestly, I fail to see the attraction."

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-->"Struck a raw nerve, did I?" the copy continued. "Do you honestly believe that you actually care about him? From the way you treated him, I'm surprised that he stayed close to as long as he did; although I have no idea [[WhatDoesHeSeeInHer what he saw in you in the first place]]. place. You are a bitter, violent, and often inconsiderate woman who has built emotional walls around herself and blocks people who actually care about her from getting too close while letting [[JerkAss complete lowlifes]] lowlifes through. Honestly, I fail to see the attraction."



-->[[spoiler:'''Lilly''']]: “[[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]! You don’t know what I’m going through! You didn’t just lose the most important person in your life! You haven’t had your entire world shattered without warning or reason! I don’t have the same luxury you have! When things get too tough, you know what you do, Hanako? You just run away!”

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-->[[spoiler:'''Lilly''']]: “[[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]! “SHUT UP! You don’t know what I’m going through! You didn’t just lose the most important person in your life! You haven’t had your entire world shattered without warning or reason! I don’t have the same luxury you have! When things get too tough, you know what you do, Hanako? You just run away!”



'''Iwanako''': Is it ''forgiveness?'' [[RejectedApology You may as well hit the road, because that’s never going to happen.]] Do you seriously think I’m ''okay?'' You ''nearly killed me'', do you understand that? Why the hell would I ''ever'' forgive you for that? I’m not the goddamned Pope. I don’t have to grant you a tabula rasa just because you only ''almost'' ruined my whole goddamn life.\\

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'''Iwanako''': Is it ''forgiveness?'' [[RejectedApology You may as well hit the road, because that’s never going to happen.]] happen. Do you seriously think I’m ''okay?'' You ''nearly killed me'', do you understand that? Why the hell would I ''ever'' forgive you for that? I’m not the goddamned Pope. I don’t have to grant you a tabula rasa just because you only ''almost'' ruined my whole goddamn life.\\



'''Iwanako''': And you’re seriously telling me that this isn’t even the first time that this has happened? You go to a school for the disabled and you just, what, ignored a dozen warnings? [[LethallyStupid What kind of freaking idiot]] ''[[LethallyStupid are]]'' [[LethallyStupid you?]] Sure, you’re remorseful. Good for you. I don’t give a ''damn.'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion How are you any different from some drunk driver who only feels bad after he finally spins out and]] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion murders]]'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion half a family?]] And, yes, I’m ''not'' dead, thanks for noticing, though maybe you’ve knocked ten years off my life, for all I even know. And that’s not even ''mentioning'' the ''concussion'' you gave me, thanks for ''that''. And I didn’t tell the school to do a single goddamn thing, so don’t blame me for whatever they did. Sorry, not my problem. You should have thought of that before you went sprinting through the halls. You want me to feel better? You want to make things right? You can start by ''getting out of my life.'' God knows it’s short enough already without you in it! What the hell are you waiting for?! '''[[GetOut GET OUT!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis GET!]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis OUT!]]'''''

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'''Iwanako''': And you’re seriously telling me that this isn’t even the first time that this has happened? You go to a school for the disabled and you just, what, ignored a dozen warnings? [[LethallyStupid What kind of freaking idiot]] ''[[LethallyStupid are]]'' [[LethallyStupid you?]] idiot ''are'' you? Sure, you’re remorseful. Good for you. I don’t give a ''damn.'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion How are you any different from some drunk driver who only feels bad after he finally spins out and]] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion murders]]'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion and ''murders'' half a family?]] family? And, yes, I’m ''not'' dead, thanks for noticing, though maybe you’ve knocked ten years off my life, for all I even know. And that’s not even ''mentioning'' the ''concussion'' you gave me, thanks for ''that''. And I didn’t tell the school to do a single goddamn thing, so don’t blame me for whatever they did. Sorry, not my problem. You should have thought of that before you went sprinting through the halls. You want me to feel better? You want to make things right? You can start by ''getting out of my life.'' God knows it’s short enough already without you in it! What the hell are you waiting for?! '''[[GetOut GET OUT!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis GET!]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis OUT!]]'''''
'''GET OUT! GET! ''OUT!'''''



-->'''Veran''': [[ThisCannotBe Impossible!]] You still live?! I thought I-\\

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-->'''Veran''': [[ThisCannotBe Impossible!]] Impossible! You still live?! I thought I-\\



--->'''Zelda''': All you seek is power, Veran. You steal raw power to use as your own and then [[ForTheEvulz reap the harvest of the destruction you sow with it]]. You say that you sought to avenge your fallen people, but in reality all you want is to satisfy your own bloodlust! You claim to be the queen of shadows, but you're really just a monster that crawled forth from them!

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--->'''Zelda''': All you seek is power, Veran. You steal raw power to use as your own and then [[ForTheEvulz reap the harvest of the destruction you sow with it]].it. You say that you sought to avenge your fallen people, but in reality all you want is to satisfy your own bloodlust! You claim to be the queen of shadows, but you're really just a monster that crawled forth from them!
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'''Draco:'' You have no right--!\\

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'''Draco:'' '''Draco:''' You have no right--!\\
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* ''Fanfic/TheMLPLoops'': Chrysalis, of all people, gives one to [[Literature/HarryPotter Draco Malfoy]].
-->'''Chrysalis:''' I have never visited Hogwarts, but from what I understand the house of Slytherin is supposed to be home to the cunning. But you, you were sorted into that house because you were too cowardly for Gryiffindor, too stupid for Ravenclaw, and too lazy for Hufflepuff. You have no ambitions, no true cunning, and the only reason the Hat didn't expel you then and there was your connections which just barely qualified you to be in the house of snakes.\\
'''Draco:''' ...You dare to judge my worthiness? To say I have no place in Slytherin when you have never even visited--?!\\
'''Chrysalis:''' Yes.\\
'''Draco:'' You have no right--!\\
'''Chrysalis:''' I have every right, Draco Malfoy. Every loop, I am in charge of a race that has to feed off of love. I have to make sure my children are not starving, and to do that I have to earn the love of a non-looping populace. Look at what I am, Draco. I am beautiful and hideous, and my children do not share my beauty. And yet, every loop, my swarm survives. Not through force, but through crafty manipulations, through our ability to take other's forms and feel other's feelings, though coordination and sly tricks and never once has Equestria suspected a thing. You were sorted into Slytherin, Draco Malfoy. I was born into it.\\
'''Draco:''' ...then we have a common enemy in Twilight Sparkle.\\
'''Chrysalis:''' No.\\
'''Draco:''' But--\\
'''Chrysalis:''' A true Slytherin has no enemies, or at least none worth naming. Enemies are for the brave Gryffindors to fight, for the intelligent Ravenclaws to outwit, for the persevering Hufflepuffs to endure. Any creature that would be an enemy to Slytherin is to be... subverted. The reason for its opposition removed. And if that is impossible, then ensure it will also fight one of the other houses. In the baseline of this world Twilight Sparkle has every reason to hate me and my children, but as an Anchor I have convinced her to allow my nation to thrive. That is the true power that Slytherin claims. And that is the power that I will instill into you. ''[cruel smile]'' The elements are telling you what their traits are, how to embody them. I will teach you how to use them properly in the house of snakes. I will teach you how to be a harmonious Slytherin. And I will teach you this. You would try to deny me, but I can ensure you will suffer till the loop's end.
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* In one chapter of ''FanFic/MeanTimeToBreakDown'', Iwanako got hospitalized when Emi ran into her, exacerbating her arrhythmia and giving her a concussion. Emi attempts to apologize; but not only winds up making it more about herself than the pain she caused Iwanako, but also lets slip that she accidently [[NotHelpingYourCase did exactly the same thing to another student before]] who happened to have [[MadeOfPlasticine brittle bone disease]], but ''[[AesopAmnesia still]]'' [[AesopAmnesia kept on carelessly running through hallways despite that]]. All throughout the fic, Iwanako had been holding in all of her pain and feelings, and when the latter sees her mother there, still angry over the fact that her own mother isn't here with her, Iwanako hits her RageBreakingPoint and ''snaps.''
-->'''Iwanako''': ''Look'', what the ''hell is it you want from me?!''\\

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* In one chapter of ''FanFic/MeanTimeToBreakDown'', Iwanako got ends up hospitalized when Emi ran runs into her, exacerbating her arrhythmia and giving her a concussion. Emi attempts to apologize; but not only [[FromBadToWorse winds up making it more about herself than the pain she caused Iwanako, Iwanako,]] but also lets slip that she accidently [[NotHelpingYourCase did exactly the same thing to another student before]] who happened to have [[MadeOfPlasticine brittle bone disease]], but and then ''[[AesopAmnesia still]]'' [[AesopAmnesia kept on carelessly running through hallways despite that]]. All throughout the fic, Iwanako had been holding in all of her pain and feelings, and when the latter sees her mother there, still angry over the fact that her own mother isn't here with her, Iwanako hits her RageBreakingPoint and ''snaps.''
-->'''Iwanako''': ''Look'', what ''Look.'' What the ''hell is it you want from me?!''\\



'''Iwanako''': And you’re seriously telling me that this isn’t even the first time that this has happened? You go to a school for the disabled and you just, what, ignored a dozen warnings? [[LethallyStupid What kind of freaking idiot]] ''[[LethallyStupid are]]'' [[LethallyStupid you?]] Sure, you’re remorseful. Good for you. I don’t give a ''damn.'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion How are you any different from some drunk driver who only feels bad after he finally spins out and]] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion murders]]'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion half a family?]] And, yes, I’m ''not'' dead, thanks for noticing, though maybe you’ve knocked ten years off my life, for all I even know. And that’s not even ''mentioning'' the ''concussion'' you gave me, thanks for ''that''. And I didn’t tell the school to do a single goddamn thing, so don’t blame me for whatever they did. Sorry, not my problem. You should have thought of that before you went sprinting through the halls. You want me to feel better? You want to make things right? You can start by ''getting out of my life.'' God knows it’s short enough already without you in it! What the hell are you waiting for?! [[GetOut Get out! GET! OUT!!]]

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'''Iwanako''': And you’re seriously telling me that this isn’t even the first time that this has happened? You go to a school for the disabled and you just, what, ignored a dozen warnings? [[LethallyStupid What kind of freaking idiot]] ''[[LethallyStupid are]]'' [[LethallyStupid you?]] Sure, you’re remorseful. Good for you. I don’t give a ''damn.'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion How are you any different from some drunk driver who only feels bad after he finally spins out and]] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion murders]]'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion half a family?]] And, yes, I’m ''not'' dead, thanks for noticing, though maybe you’ve knocked ten years off my life, for all I even know. And that’s not even ''mentioning'' the ''concussion'' you gave me, thanks for ''that''. And I didn’t tell the school to do a single goddamn thing, so don’t blame me for whatever they did. Sorry, not my problem. You should have thought of that before you went sprinting through the halls. You want me to feel better? You want to make things right? You can start by ''getting out of my life.'' God knows it’s short enough already without you in it! What the hell are you waiting for?! [[GetOut Get out! GET! OUT!!]]
'''[[GetOut GET OUT!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis GET!]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis OUT!]]'''''
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** And another From Azura to Sakura after her inability to act leads to the deaths of several prisoners who had previously rescued her.

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** And another From from Azura to Sakura after her inability to act leads to the deaths of several prisoners who had previously rescued her.
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-->Chrom: You spent the last few years sidling up to him, all the while lying to me about it being a friendship based on your guilty conscience. You once said I was 'irresponsible' for thinking that you two were in a relationship. You've done well, Fredericson, pulling the wool over my eyes, had me worried for you both and made it look like I was in the wrong for making assumptions. Ha! Was I crude to use the word 'design'? I think not! We have not one great strategist in this castle, but two. In that regard mayhap you are perfect for him - I will never compare when it comes to cunning.

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-->Chrom: -->'''Chrom:''' You spent the last few years sidling up to him, all the while lying to me about it being a friendship based on your guilty conscience. You once said I was 'irresponsible' for thinking that you two were in a relationship. You've done well, Fredericson, pulling the wool over my eyes, had me worried for you both and made it look like I was in the wrong for making assumptions. Ha! Was I crude to use the word 'design'? I think not! We have not one great strategist in this castle, but two. In that regard mayhap you are perfect for him - I will never compare when it comes to cunning.



-->'''Cordelia''': ''“You two are in love! Face it! Don’t tell me I’ve mistaken my signs. Don’t tell me anything like that! Robin, I’ve been your friend for as long as you can literally remember. Do you think for a second I never noticed how you looked at Lucina? How you always worry about her? Do you? Do you think you can lie to me?! And you, Lucina. Morgan looks exactly like you. She has your hair. The Mark of the Exalt. I’ve seen her use the Falchion. She couldn’t be any more of your daughter if she tried! Don’t you dare try to avoid it. There, I’m going to say it again. Robin, Lucina loves you and wants to spend every single waking moment with you. Lucina, Robin would want to do nothing more than make you his wife and make up for every last thing he’s wronged you in.”''\\

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-->'''Cordelia''': ''“You You two are in love! Face it! Don’t tell me I’ve mistaken my signs. Don’t tell me anything like that! Robin, I’ve been your friend for as long as you can literally remember. Do you think for a second I never noticed how you looked at Lucina? How you always worry about her? Do you? Do you think you can lie to me?! And you, Lucina. Morgan looks exactly like you. She has your hair. The Mark of the Exalt. I’ve seen her use the Falchion. She couldn’t be any more of your daughter if she tried! Don’t you dare try to avoid it. There, I’m going to say it again. Robin, Lucina loves you and wants to spend every single waking moment with you. Lucina, Robin would want to do nothing more than make you his wife and make up for every last thing he’s wronged you in.”''\\\\



''“I’m angry because my two closest friends short of Sumia are being idiots! You two have denied yourselves the happiest days of your lives! You two know you love each other, but refuse to admit it to anyone, even yourselves! As your friend, I can’t just stand by and let you do that! I’m obligated to make you two happy! Do you want to suffer for the rest of your lives?!”''\\
''"[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Do you two honestly, genuinely believe, that you don’t love each other?]] Do you?”''

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''“I’m I’m angry because my two closest friends short of Sumia are being idiots! You two have denied yourselves the happiest days of your lives! You two know you love each other, but refuse to admit it to anyone, even yourselves! As your friend, I can’t just stand by and let you do that! I’m obligated to make you two happy! Do you want to suffer for the rest of your lives?!”''\\
''"[[ArmorPiercingQuestion
lives?!\\
[[ArmorPiercingQuestion
Do you two honestly, genuinely believe, that you don’t love each other?]] Do you?”''
you?



--->Flora: "Tell me, was it fun? Being such a pariah? Dancing around, drinking and fucking whenever you felt? Not a care in the world, no feeling of responsibility? Of course...how could you possibly know the pain of those around you, when all you could see was the bottom of a bottle? I don't blame you, princess, no more than I would blame an idiot child for breaking its toys."\\
Corrin: "I wasn't perfect, I know...I made mistakes. But I always thought of you as a friend."\\
Flora: "Blind to the end...I served you, from the moment I started I had to watch you squander all that my tribe could only dream of, my sister is enslaved to you, she turned her back on us for you, then you come and murder my real friends, and force those who remain back into a life of servitude, all for you...don't you get it by now? I hate you...I always have. I want you to remember this moment, every time you feel the sins marked on your back, the moment I finally confessed. Every moment serving you was a torture, I couldn't look at you without refueling my contempt, You'll never know how many times I prayed that one of those prisoners would get lucky and gut you, freeing me from the neverending torment of tending to your superficial needs. I hated you every moment we were together, and I hate you now. I'll die saying it. I hate you. I hate you. ''I hate you!"''

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--->Flora: "Tell --->'''Flora:''' Tell me, was it fun? Being such a pariah? Dancing around, drinking and fucking whenever you felt? Not a care in the world, no feeling of responsibility? Of course...how could you possibly know the pain of those around you, when all you could see was the bottom of a bottle? I don't blame you, princess, no more than I would blame an idiot child for breaking its toys."\\
Corrin: "I
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'''Corrin:''' I
wasn't perfect, I know...I made mistakes. But I always thought of you as a friend."\\
Flora: "Blind
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'''Flora:''' Blind
to the end...I served you, from the moment I started I had to watch you squander all that my tribe could only dream of, my sister is enslaved to you, she turned her back on us for you, then you come and murder my real friends, and force those who remain back into a life of servitude, all for you...don't you get it by now? I hate you...I always have. I want you to remember this moment, every time you feel the sins marked on your back, the moment I finally confessed. Every moment serving you was a torture, I couldn't look at you without refueling my contempt, You'll never know how many times I prayed that one of those prisoners would get lucky and gut you, freeing me from the neverending torment of tending to your superficial needs. I hated you every moment we were together, and I hate you now. I'll die saying it. I hate you. I hate you. ''I hate you!"''you!''



--->'''Azura:''' "They didn't die because you weren't strong enough."\\
'''Sakura:''' "But-"\\
'''Azura:''' "They died because you ''were'' strong enough, and unwilling to ''act'' with that strength. You wanted to save them, and you failed. Not because you weren't strong enough, but because you were too scared to act. When you got a first glimpse of [[[YouMakeMeSic the]]] inhumanity of the world you went to Yukimura and placed the burden on his shoulders, when the correct course of action would have been to resolve the problem yourself. There were many things you ''could'' have done if you'd cared enough, but the fact of the matter is that you just weren't willing to make a decision on your own. You weren't willing to be unreasonable in your desire to save them."\\
'''Sakura:''' "But... what could I have done then..."\\
'''Azura:''' "[[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem Ryoma would have used his authority to force the magistrate to release them.]] [[RoaringRampageOfRescue Corrin would have charged in and freed them with her own two hands, consequences be damned.]] [[GuileHero Mother would have used diplomacy and force them to acknowledge their hidden conscience, forcing them to]] ''[[GuileHero want]]'' [[GuileHero to let them go.]] Any of these options were available to you, so you cannot act as if you were powerless to save them and ''that's'' what makes you a failure. If you actually were powerless, it would not be your fault, there would have been nothing you could have done to change the outcome. [[ComesGreatResponsibility But because you had the power to save them, that meant you had the obligation to save them;]] the fact that you refused to meet that obligation is what makes you a failure."

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--->'''Azura:''' "They They didn't die because you weren't strong enough."\\
\\
'''Sakura:''' "But-"\\
But-\\
'''Azura:''' "They They died because you ''were'' strong enough, and unwilling to ''act'' with that strength. You wanted to save them, and you failed. Not because you weren't strong enough, but because you were too scared to act. When you got a first glimpse of [[[YouMakeMeSic the]]] inhumanity of the world you went to Yukimura and placed the burden on his shoulders, when the correct course of action would have been to resolve the problem yourself. There were many things you ''could'' have done if you'd cared enough, but the fact of the matter is that you just weren't willing to make a decision on your own. You weren't willing to be unreasonable in your desire to save them."\\
\\
'''Sakura:''' "But...But... what could I have done then..."\\
\\
'''Azura:''' "[[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem Ryoma would have used his authority to force the magistrate to release them.]] [[RoaringRampageOfRescue Corrin would have charged in and freed them with her own two hands, consequences be damned.]] [[GuileHero Mother would have used diplomacy and force them to acknowledge their hidden conscience, forcing them to]] ''[[GuileHero want]]'' [[GuileHero to let them go.]] Any of these options were available to you, so you cannot act as if you were powerless to save them and ''that's'' what makes you a failure. If you actually were powerless, it would not be your fault, there would have been nothing you could have done to change the outcome. [[ComesGreatResponsibility But because you had the power to save them, that meant you had the obligation to save them;]] the fact that you refused to meet that obligation is what makes you a failure."
failure.



* Sylvain gives a ''brutal'' one to his BigBrotherBully Miklan in ''FanFic/ThoseWithRuinousEnvy''. By that point, Miklan had [[spoiler: [[SelfMadeOrphan killed their father]]]], kidnapped their mother, and lured Sylvain to a spot from their childhood so Sylvain could exchange himself for her. Despite Sylvain's pity over his brother being TheUnfavorite due to him lacking a Crest, he's fully accepted that Miklan has gone off the deep end and absolutely ''snaps'' when Miklan accuses him of being spoiled.
-->'''Miklan''': "You’re a fool. You and mother and father abandoned me and now you’re saying that things would have been all right if I had just been kinder? Bold words from someone who's had a perfect life."\\
'''Sylvain''': "[[RageBreakingPoint PERFECT!?]]"\\
''(Sylvain gets closer to Miklan)''\\
'''Sylvain''': "My life was NEVER perfect! How could it have been?! Do you honestly think I was happy being treated like a-- a purebred puppy?! Do you have any idea what that did to me?! And on top of it, I suffered years and years and ''years'' of abuse. From ''you!'' I took it because I wanted a brother! I wanted to love you! Ah. If you had just been there for me, I would have adored you. I would have done anything for you. DAMN IT!"\\
'''Miklan''': "Do you honestly think your cries will change anything?” \\
'''Sylvain''': "No. I’m smarter now. I understand that some of this was about crests. But some of it was because you are just a bad person, Miklan. I don’t care if I never see you ever again."


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* Sylvain gives a ''brutal'' one to his BigBrotherBully Miklan in ''FanFic/ThoseWithRuinousEnvy''. By that this point, Miklan had has [[spoiler: [[SelfMadeOrphan killed their father]]]], kidnapped their mother, and lured Sylvain to a spot from their childhood so Sylvain could exchange himself for her. Despite Sylvain's pity over his brother being TheUnfavorite due to him lacking a Crest, he's fully accepted that Miklan has gone off the deep end and absolutely ''snaps'' when Miklan accuses him of being spoiled.
-->'''Miklan''': "You’re You’re a fool. You and mother and father abandoned me and now you’re saying that things would have been all right if I had just been kinder? Bold words from someone who's had a perfect life."\\
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'''Sylvain''': "[[RageBreakingPoint PERFECT!?]]"\\
''(Sylvain
[[RageBreakingPoint PERFECT!?]]\\
''[Sylvain
gets closer to Miklan)''\\
Miklan]''\\
'''Sylvain''': "My My life was NEVER perfect! How could it have been?! Do you honestly think I was happy being treated like a-- a purebred puppy?! Do you have any idea what that did to me?! And on top of it, I suffered years and years and ''years'' of abuse. From ''you!'' I took it because I wanted a brother! I wanted to love you! Ah. If you had just been there for me, I would have adored you. I would have done anything for you. DAMN IT!"\\
IT!\\
'''Miklan''': "Do Do you honestly think your cries will change anything?” \\
anything?\\
'''Sylvain''': "No.No. I’m smarter now. I understand that some of this was about crests. But some of it was because you are just a bad person, Miklan. I don’t care if I never see you ever again."

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* In one chapter of ''FanFic/MeanTimeToBreakDown'', Iwanako got hospitalized when Emi ran into her, exacerbating her arrhythmia and giving her a concussion. Emi attempts to apologize, but winds up making it more about herself than the pain she caused Iwanako. All throughout the fic, Iwanako had been holding in all of her pain and feelings, and when the latter sees her mother there, still angry over the fact that her own mother isn't here with her, Iwanako hits her RageBreakingPoint and ''snaps.''

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* In one chapter of ''FanFic/MeanTimeToBreakDown'', Iwanako got hospitalized when Emi ran into her, exacerbating her arrhythmia and giving her a concussion. Emi attempts to apologize, apologize; but not only winds up making it more about herself than the pain she caused Iwanako.Iwanako, but also lets slip that she accidently [[NotHelpingYourCase did exactly the same thing to another student before]] who happened to have [[MadeOfPlasticine brittle bone disease]], but ''[[AesopAmnesia still]]'' [[AesopAmnesia kept on carelessly running through hallways despite that]]. All throughout the fic, Iwanako had been holding in all of her pain and feelings, and when the latter sees her mother there, still angry over the fact that her own mother isn't here with her, Iwanako hits her RageBreakingPoint and ''snaps.''



'''Emi''': What--\\
'''Iwanako''': Is it ''forgiveness?'' You may as well hit the road, because that’s never going to happen. Do you seriously think I’m ''okay''? You ''nearly killed me'', do you understand that? Why the hell would I ''ever'' forgive you for that? I’m not the goddamned Pope. I don’t have to grant you a tabula rasa just because you only ''almost'' ruined my whole goddamn life.\\
'''Emi''': I--\\
'''Iwanako''': And you’re seriously telling me that this isn’t even the first time that this has happened? You go to a school for the disabled and you just, what, ignored a dozen warnings? What kind of freaking idiot ''are'' you? Sure, you’re remorseful. Good for you. I don’t give a ''damn.'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion How are you any different from some drunk driver who only feels bad after he finally spins out and]] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion murders]]'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion half a family?]] And, yes, I’m ''not'' dead, thanks for noticing, though maybe you’ve knocked ten years off my life, for all I even know. And that’s not even ''mentioning'' the ''concussion'' you gave me, thanks for ''that''. And I didn’t tell the school to do a single goddamn thing, so don’t blame me for whatever they did. Sorry, not my problem. You should have thought of that before you went sprinting through the halls. You want me to feel better? You want to make things right? You can start by ''getting out of my life.'' God knows it’s short enough already without you in it! What the hell are you waiting for?! [[GetOut Get out! GET! OUT!!]]

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'''Emi''': What--\\
What-\\
'''Iwanako''': Is it ''forgiveness?'' [[RejectedApology You may as well hit the road, because that’s never going to happen. happen.]] Do you seriously think I’m ''okay''? ''okay?'' You ''nearly killed me'', do you understand that? Why the hell would I ''ever'' forgive you for that? I’m not the goddamned Pope. I don’t have to grant you a tabula rasa just because you only ''almost'' ruined my whole goddamn life.\\
'''Emi''': I--\\
I-\\
'''Iwanako''': And you’re seriously telling me that this isn’t even the first time that this has happened? You go to a school for the disabled and you just, what, ignored a dozen warnings? [[LethallyStupid What kind of freaking idiot ''are'' you? idiot]] ''[[LethallyStupid are]]'' [[LethallyStupid you?]] Sure, you’re remorseful. Good for you. I don’t give a ''damn.'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion How are you any different from some drunk driver who only feels bad after he finally spins out and]] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion murders]]'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion half a family?]] And, yes, I’m ''not'' dead, thanks for noticing, though maybe you’ve knocked ten years off my life, for all I even know. And that’s not even ''mentioning'' the ''concussion'' you gave me, thanks for ''that''. And I didn’t tell the school to do a single goddamn thing, so don’t blame me for whatever they did. Sorry, not my problem. You should have thought of that before you went sprinting through the halls. You want me to feel better? You want to make things right? You can start by ''getting out of my life.'' God knows it’s short enough already without you in it! What the hell are you waiting for?! [[GetOut Get out! GET! OUT!!]]

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* In ''[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/257889/1/no-glimmer-of-hope/youre-at-the-edge-of-the-knife-hanging-from-the-end-of-your-rope-so-just-accept-the-inevitable-cause-youve-no-glimmer-of-hope No Glimmer of Hope]],'' Truth delivers a harsh one to Starlight Glimmer that also counts as a BreakingSpeech, not only driving into her that her philosophy of equality brought nothing but suffering to her fellow villagers, but pointing out her hypocrisy in stripping other ponies of their cutie marks while secretly keeping her own.
-->'''Truth:''' You wanted to give those ponies freedom? From what? Themselves? [[BlackSpeech Gru dova suva, no naak grul!]] Your 'perfect society' is a civilization built upon deceit and lies! The very sins YOU claim cutie marks to represent! Never was there another such as you more blind to the irony of their so-called cause! You sought to take away the 'evil' through acts of your own evil! You would build a world where nopony was truly alive and free, just mindless puppets whose lives and fates were strung to your hooves, to do with as you pleased! Sentient thinking animals reduced to nothing more than toys to play with, simple minds to fill to the brim with empty promises!\\

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* In ''[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/257889/1/no-glimmer-of-hope/youre-at-the-edge-of-the-knife-hanging-from-the-end-of-your-rope-so-just-accept-the-inevitable-cause-youve-no-glimmer-of-hope No Glimmer of Hope]],'' Truth delivers a harsh truly ''brutal'' one to Starlight Glimmer that also counts as a BreakingSpeech, not only driving into her that her philosophy of equality brought nothing but suffering to her fellow villagers, but pointing out her hypocrisy in [[{{Hypocrite}} the complete fallacy of stripping other ponies of their cutie marks while secretly keeping her own.
own,]] and correctly guessing [[AttentionWhore the reason why she would want to do so.]]
-->'''Truth:''' You wanted to give those ponies freedom? From what? Themselves? [[BlackSpeech ''[[BlackSpeech Gru dova suva, no naak grul!]] grul!]]'' Your 'perfect society' is a civilization built upon deceit and lies! The very sins YOU claim cutie marks to represent! Never was there another such as you more blind to the irony of their so-called cause! [[HeWhoFightsMonsters You sought to take away the 'evil' through acts of your own evil! evil!]] You would build a world where nopony was truly alive and free, just mindless puppets whose lives and fates were strung to your hooves, to do with as you pleased! Sentient thinking animals reduced to nothing more than toys to play with, simple minds to fill to the brim with empty promises!\\



'''Truth:''' And you speak of these cutie marks as bringing nothing but pain and misery? Then why, oh 'wise' and 'all-knowing' Starlight Glimmer, would you hold on tightly to your own cutie mark? Why in all of creation would you, the savior to those poor souls who wandered the earth without feeling of purpose and acceptance, wish to remain branded with a symbol she deemed a mark of shame? If all cutie marks are nothing but a symbol of evil, then what did that make you, hmm? There were some who ventured into my mountain before, who called me a monster. But looking at you, and that horrendous evil mark! Why, you must be even more vile and despicable than I! Perhaps I should be the one to cower and shiver in your presence! Kee kee kee kee kee kee ku ku ku hur hur hur! Oh please, Starlight Glimmer, whose mark makes the Devil himself seem a jolly fellow! Oh please do not hurt me! KEE KEE KEE KEE KEE KU KU KU HUR!\\

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'''Truth:''' And you speak of these cutie marks as bringing nothing but pain and misery? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Then why, oh 'wise' and 'all-knowing' Starlight Glimmer, would you hold on tightly to your own cutie mark? Why mark?]] Why, in all of creation would you, the savior to those poor souls who wandered the earth without feeling of purpose and acceptance, wish to remain branded with a symbol she deemed a mark of shame? [[BoomerangBigot If all cutie marks are nothing but a symbol of evil, then what did that make you, hmm? hmm?]] There were some who ventured into my mountain before, who called me a monster. But looking at you, and that horrendous evil mark! Why, you must be even more vile and despicable than I! Perhaps I should be the one to cower and shiver in your presence! Kee ''Kee kee kee kee kee kee ku ku ku hur hur hur! hur!'' [[SarcasmMode Oh please, Starlight Glimmer, whose mark makes the Devil himself seem a jolly fellow! Oh please please, do not hurt me! KEE me!]] ''KEE KEE KEE KEE KEE KU KU KU HUR!\\HUR!''\\



'''Truth:''' But the best part of all of this? You actually believe that YOU created something close to the concept of harmony and friendship? Your infallible order rested upon making ponies believe they weren't special! That friendship stemmed from being part of a group of mindless creatures incapable of thinking for themselves! Unable to have dreams and aspirations in life and taking a chance to fulfill those ambitions! You actually believed that all ponies would be better off living a dull and bland existence, where they grew into old wrinkly stallions and mares who looked back on the life they lived, and found no beauty, no wonderful cherishing memory to take reflect upon as they counted down the final seconds of their life in this world? Even a prison cell offers more of life and freedom than what your 'perfect world' would promise!\\
'''Starlight Glimmer:''' St... stop... it...please...!\\
'''Truth:''' Why, whatever is the matter my dear Starlight Glimmer? Does the truth behind your philosophy hurt you? But you seemed so blood-bound to your ideals not so long ago? Are you...gasp...are you starting to doubt your own ideals? The near-biblical true way of life that you so persistently forced upon others? Tsk tsk tsk, Starlight Glimmer. If you cannot even defend your beliefs, then your cause has been but a waste of time. For yourself and for those poor souls who you deceived with your terrible lies and false dreams.\\

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'''Truth:''' But the best part of all of this? You actually believe that YOU created something close to the concept of harmony and friendship? Your infallible order rested upon making ponies believe they weren't special! That friendship stemmed from being part of a group of mindless creatures incapable of thinking for themselves! Unable to have dreams and aspirations in life and taking a chance to fulfill those ambitions! You actually believed that all ponies would be better off living a dull and bland existence, where they grew into old wrinkly stallions and mares who looked back on the life they lived, and found no beauty, no wonderful cherishing memory to take reflect upon as they counted down the final seconds of their life in this world? [[InsultToRocks Even a prison cell offers more of life and freedom than what your 'perfect world' would promise!\\
promise!]]\\
'''Starlight Glimmer:''' St... stop... it... please...!\\
'''Truth:''' Why, whatever is the matter matter, my dear Starlight Glimmer? Does the truth behind your philosophy hurt you? But you seemed so blood-bound to your ideals not so long ago? Are you...gasp...you... (''gasp'') ...are you starting to doubt your own ideals? The near-biblical true way of life that you so persistently forced upon others? Tsk tsk tsk, Starlight Glimmer. If you cannot even defend your beliefs, then your cause has been but a waste of time. For yourself yourself, and for those poor souls who you deceived with your terrible lies and false dreams.\\



'''Truth:''' Yes, I know. You wanted a world where only YOU was the only important pony alive. Where words like 'special' and 'talented' and 'amazing' only described yourself and not anypony else. You wanted to create a world where everypony entered the world, lived their lives, and then died having never accomplished anything in their time on this earth, because they would never have had a special talent to give them purpose in life. To give them something to dream about and work hard to fulfill, knowing that even if they don't succeed they can at least live on with the knowledge that they took a dare instead of wandering around with hideous false smiles plastered on their faces, wasting away inside until something akin to an empty colorless void remained.\\
Maybe cutie marks are evil then, Starlight Glimmer. Because yours certainly reeks of sin. Grell dor no kuravas. How can you possibly return to the world outside my mountains, armed with the truth you've learned here? That you're a monster worse than anything Equestria has or will face for years to come?

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'''Truth:''' Yes, I know. [[ItsAllAboutMe You wanted a world where only YOU was were the only important pony alive. alive.]] Where words like [[TallPoppySyndrome 'special' and 'talented' and 'amazing' only described yourself and not anypony else. else.]] You wanted to create a world where everypony entered the world, lived their lives, and then died having never accomplished anything in their time on this earth, because they would never have had a special talent to give them purpose in life. To give them something to dream about and work hard to fulfill, knowing that even if they don't succeed they can at least live on with the knowledge that they took a dare instead of wandering around with hideous false smiles plastered on their faces, wasting away inside until something akin to an empty colorless void remained.\\
Maybe cutie marks are ''are'' evil then, Starlight Glimmer. Because yours certainly reeks of sin. Grell ''Grell dor no kuravas. kuravas''. How can you possibly return to the world outside my mountains, armed with the truth you've learned here? [[YouMonster That you're a monster worse than anything Equestria has or will face for years to come?come?]]
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'''Dipper:''' Oh? One, the and Grunkle Stan made fun of me and I almost died multiple times because I wanted to be more masculine! Two, my job at the pool. I had to give up my job so you could have your first kiss.\\

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'''Dipper:''' Oh? One, the you and Grunkle Stan made fun of me and I almost died multiple times because I wanted to be more masculine! Two, my job at the pool. I had to give up my job so you could have your first kiss.\\
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'''Dipper:''' And the pool had the only cooler you could use? Or you could've just asked me to help you. And when I was giving Mermando reverse CPR you took blackmail photos! Three! We were supposed to solve the password to [=McGucket's=] laptop and instead of helping me, like you <em>promised</em>, you started planning a sock puppet play for a boy you'd just met! And you couldn't just let me work on it alone, no, you had to force me into it. Four! You almost got me and Wendy killed because you wanted to be "Mabel, Matchmaker extraordinaire"! That's just part of the summer. I could go on forever, Mabel!\\

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'''Dipper:''' And the pool had the only cooler you could use? Or you could've just asked me to help you. And when I was giving Mermando reverse CPR you took blackmail photos! Three! We were supposed to solve the password to [=McGucket's=] laptop and instead of helping me, like you <em>promised</em>, ''promised'', you started planning a sock puppet play for a boy you'd just met! And you couldn't just let me work on it alone, no, you had to force me into it. Four! You almost got me and Wendy killed because you wanted to be "Mabel, Matchmaker extraordinaire"! That's just part of the summer. I could go on forever, Mabel!\\
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-->'''Dipper:''' Of course you wouldn't. Everything always has to be what you want, doesn't it, Mabel?\\
-->'''Mabel:''' What do you mean, Dipper?\\
-->'''Dipper:''' I had to give up my chance with Wendy so you could get Waddles, who you only knew for a few hours!\\
-->'''Mabel:''' Pacifica was going to turn him into bacon!\\
-->'''Dipper:''' How do you know that? Maybe she just wanted to have a pet! Did'ja ever think about that!?\\
-->'''Mabel:''' You're being so nice about Pacifica, gasp, Do you like her!? Is she the new Wendy!?
-->'''Dipper:''' Shut up, Mabel! Why can't you take anything seriously!? And why do you always have to tease me about everything!?\\
-->'''Mabel:''' [[LameComeback No I don't!]]\\
-->'''Dipper:''' Oh? One, the and Grunkle Stan made fun of me and I almost died multiple times because I wanted to be more masculine! Two, my job at the pool. I had to give up my job so you could have your first kiss.\\
-->'''Mabel:''' I was helping Mermando get back to his family!\\
-->'''Dipper:''' And the pool had the only cooler you could use? Or you could've just asked me to help you. And when I was giving Mermando reverse CPR you took blackmail photos! Three! We were supposed to solve the password to [=McGucket's=] laptop and instead of helping me, like you <em>promised</em>, you started planning a sock puppet play for a boy you'd just met! And you couldn't just let me work on it alone, no, you had to force me into it. Four! You almost got me and Wendy killed because you wanted to be "Mabel, Matchmaker extraordinaire"! That's just part of the summer. I could go on forever, Mabel!
-->'''Mabel:''' [[NeverMyFault It's just teasing and having crushes, Dipper! Why can't you understand that! You've just gotta be paranoid all the time. When you were trying to get the password for the laptop you were barely sleeping, acting like some nerd zombie all the time. I thought you should-]]\\
-->'''Dipper:''' See! See! You couldn't have just called me a zombie or an insomniac. No, it had to be a nerd zombie, because anyone that has more intelligence than one would realize that all you are is selfish and suffocating!\\

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-->'''Dipper:''' '''Dipper:''' Of course you wouldn't. Everything always has to be what you want, doesn't it, Mabel?\\
-->'''Mabel:''' '''Mabel:''' What do you mean, Dipper?\\
-->'''Dipper:''' '''Dipper:''' I had to give up my chance with Wendy so you could get Waddles, who you only knew for a few hours!\\
-->'''Mabel:''' '''Mabel:''' Pacifica was going to turn him into bacon!\\
-->'''Dipper:''' '''Dipper:''' How do you know that? Maybe she just wanted to have a pet! Did'ja ever think about that!?\\
-->'''Mabel:''' '''Mabel:''' You're being so nice about Pacifica, gasp, Do you like her!? Is she the new Wendy!?
-->'''Dipper:'''
Wendy!?\\
'''Dipper:'''
Shut up, Mabel! Why can't you take anything seriously!? And why do you always have to tease me about everything!?\\
-->'''Mabel:''' '''Mabel:''' [[LameComeback No I don't!]]\\
-->'''Dipper:''' '''Dipper:''' Oh? One, the and Grunkle Stan made fun of me and I almost died multiple times because I wanted to be more masculine! Two, my job at the pool. I had to give up my job so you could have your first kiss.\\
-->'''Mabel:''' '''Mabel:''' I was helping Mermando get back to his family!\\
-->'''Dipper:''' '''Dipper:''' And the pool had the only cooler you could use? Or you could've just asked me to help you. And when I was giving Mermando reverse CPR you took blackmail photos! Three! We were supposed to solve the password to [=McGucket's=] laptop and instead of helping me, like you <em>promised</em>, you started planning a sock puppet play for a boy you'd just met! And you couldn't just let me work on it alone, no, you had to force me into it. Four! You almost got me and Wendy killed because you wanted to be "Mabel, Matchmaker extraordinaire"! That's just part of the summer. I could go on forever, Mabel!
-->'''Mabel:'''
Mabel!\\
'''Mabel:'''
[[NeverMyFault It's just teasing and having crushes, Dipper! Why can't you understand that! You've just gotta be paranoid all the time. When you were trying to get the password for the laptop you were barely sleeping, acting like some nerd zombie all the time. I thought you should-]]\\
-->'''Dipper:''' '''Dipper:''' See! See! You couldn't have just called me a zombie or an insomniac. No, it had to be a nerd zombie, because anyone that has more intelligence than one would realize that all you are is selfish and suffocating!\\
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* Mabel gets another one in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13554128/1/Suffocating]]'' where her argument with Dipper over him becoming Ford's apprentice plays out a little differently:

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* Mabel gets another one in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13554128/1/Suffocating]]'' net/s/13554128/1/Suffocating Suffocating]]'' where her argument with Dipper over him becoming Ford's apprentice plays out a little differently:



'''Dipper:''' Of course you wouldn't. Everything always has to be what you want, doesn't it, Mabel?\\
'''Mabel:''' What do you mean, Dipper?\\
'''Dipper:''' I had to give up my chance with Wendy so you could get Waddles, who you only knew for a few hours!\\
'''Mabel:''' Pacifica was going to turn him into bacon!\\
'''Dipper:''' How do you know that? Maybe she just wanted to have a pet! Did'ja ever think about that!?\\
'''Mabel:''' You're being so nice about Pacifica, gasp, Do you like her!? Is she the new Wendy!?
'''Dipper:''' Shut up, Mabel! Why can't you take anything seriously!? And why do you always have to tease me about everything!?\\
'''Mabel:''' [[LameComeback No I don't!]]\\
'''Dipper:''' Oh? One, the and Grunkle Stan made fun of me and I almost died multiple times because I wanted to be more masculine! Two, my job at the pool. I had to give up my job so you could have your first kiss.\\
'''Mabel:''' I was helping Mermando get back to his family!\\
'''Dipper:''' And the pool had the only cooler you could use? Or you could've just asked me to help you. And when I was giving Mermando reverse CPR you took blackmail photos! Three! We were supposed to solve the password to McGucket's laptop and instead of helping me, like you <em>promised</em>, you started planning a sock puppet play for a boy you'd just met! And you couldn't just let me work on it alone, no, you had to force me into it. Four! You almost got me and Wendy killed because you wanted to be "Mabel, Matchmaker extraordinaire"! That's just part of the summer. I could go on forever, Mabel!
'''Mabel:''' [[NeverMyFault It's just teasing and having crushes, Dipper! Why can't you understand that! You've just gotta be paranoid all the time. When you were trying to get the password for the laptop you were barely sleeping, acting like some nerd zombie all the time. I thought you should-]]\\
'''Dipper:''' See! See! You couldn't have just called me a zombie or an insomniac. No, it had to be a nerd zombie, because anyone that has more intelligence than one would realize that all you are is selfish and suffocating!\\

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'''Dipper:''' -->'''Dipper:''' Of course you wouldn't. Everything always has to be what you want, doesn't it, Mabel?\\
'''Mabel:''' -->'''Mabel:''' What do you mean, Dipper?\\
'''Dipper:''' -->'''Dipper:''' I had to give up my chance with Wendy so you could get Waddles, who you only knew for a few hours!\\
'''Mabel:''' -->'''Mabel:''' Pacifica was going to turn him into bacon!\\
'''Dipper:''' -->'''Dipper:''' How do you know that? Maybe she just wanted to have a pet! Did'ja ever think about that!?\\
'''Mabel:''' -->'''Mabel:''' You're being so nice about Pacifica, gasp, Do you like her!? Is she the new Wendy!?
'''Dipper:''' -->'''Dipper:''' Shut up, Mabel! Why can't you take anything seriously!? And why do you always have to tease me about everything!?\\
'''Mabel:''' -->'''Mabel:''' [[LameComeback No I don't!]]\\
'''Dipper:''' -->'''Dipper:''' Oh? One, the and Grunkle Stan made fun of me and I almost died multiple times because I wanted to be more masculine! Two, my job at the pool. I had to give up my job so you could have your first kiss.\\
'''Mabel:''' -->'''Mabel:''' I was helping Mermando get back to his family!\\
'''Dipper:''' -->'''Dipper:''' And the pool had the only cooler you could use? Or you could've just asked me to help you. And when I was giving Mermando reverse CPR you took blackmail photos! Three! We were supposed to solve the password to McGucket's [=McGucket's=] laptop and instead of helping me, like you <em>promised</em>, you started planning a sock puppet play for a boy you'd just met! And you couldn't just let me work on it alone, no, you had to force me into it. Four! You almost got me and Wendy killed because you wanted to be "Mabel, Matchmaker extraordinaire"! That's just part of the summer. I could go on forever, Mabel!
'''Mabel:''' -->'''Mabel:''' [[NeverMyFault It's just teasing and having crushes, Dipper! Why can't you understand that! You've just gotta be paranoid all the time. When you were trying to get the password for the laptop you were barely sleeping, acting like some nerd zombie all the time. I thought you should-]]\\
'''Dipper:''' -->'''Dipper:''' See! See! You couldn't have just called me a zombie or an insomniac. No, it had to be a nerd zombie, because anyone that has more intelligence than one would realize that all you are is selfish and suffocating!\\
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* Mabel gets another one in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13554128/1/Suffocating]]'' where her argument with Dipper over him becoming Ford's apprentice plays out a little differently:
-->'''Mabel:''' I don't want it to work.\\
'''Dipper:''' Of course you wouldn't. Everything always has to be what you want, doesn't it, Mabel?\\
'''Mabel:''' What do you mean, Dipper?\\
'''Dipper:''' I had to give up my chance with Wendy so you could get Waddles, who you only knew for a few hours!\\
'''Mabel:''' Pacifica was going to turn him into bacon!\\
'''Dipper:''' How do you know that? Maybe she just wanted to have a pet! Did'ja ever think about that!?\\
'''Mabel:''' You're being so nice about Pacifica, gasp, Do you like her!? Is she the new Wendy!?
'''Dipper:''' Shut up, Mabel! Why can't you take anything seriously!? And why do you always have to tease me about everything!?\\
'''Mabel:''' [[LameComeback No I don't!]]\\
'''Dipper:''' Oh? One, the and Grunkle Stan made fun of me and I almost died multiple times because I wanted to be more masculine! Two, my job at the pool. I had to give up my job so you could have your first kiss.\\
'''Mabel:''' I was helping Mermando get back to his family!\\
'''Dipper:''' And the pool had the only cooler you could use? Or you could've just asked me to help you. And when I was giving Mermando reverse CPR you took blackmail photos! Three! We were supposed to solve the password to McGucket's laptop and instead of helping me, like you <em>promised</em>, you started planning a sock puppet play for a boy you'd just met! And you couldn't just let me work on it alone, no, you had to force me into it. Four! You almost got me and Wendy killed because you wanted to be "Mabel, Matchmaker extraordinaire"! That's just part of the summer. I could go on forever, Mabel!
'''Mabel:''' [[NeverMyFault It's just teasing and having crushes, Dipper! Why can't you understand that! You've just gotta be paranoid all the time. When you were trying to get the password for the laptop you were barely sleeping, acting like some nerd zombie all the time. I thought you should-]]\\
'''Dipper:''' See! See! You couldn't have just called me a zombie or an insomniac. No, it had to be a nerd zombie, because anyone that has more intelligence than one would realize that all you are is selfish and suffocating!\\
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--->'''Celestia''': I'm afraid it is ''you'' who will not be remembered for your greatness but [[SmugSnake your arrogance]], [[spoiler:Jewelius]]. You, like many others before you, have underestimated Twilight and her friends and the Magic of Friendship. And that will cost you dearly! [...] You let your selfish desires turn you into a monster.\\
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--->'''Celestia''': I'm afraid it is ''you'' who will not be remembered for your greatness but [[SmugSnake your arrogance]], [[spoiler:Jewelius]]. You, like many others before you, have underestimated Twilight and her friends and the Magic of Friendship. And that will cost you dearly! [...] […] You let your selfish desires turn you into a monster.\\
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* Sylvain gives a ''brutal'' one to his BigBrotherBully Miklan in ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/23174044/chapters/55468285 Those With Ruinous Envy]]''. By that point, Miklan had [[spoiler: [[SelfMadeOrphan killed their father]]]], kidnapped their mother, and lured Sylvain to a spot from their childhood so Sylvain could exchange himself for her. Despite Sylvain's pity over his brother being TheUnfavorite due to him lacking a Crest, he's fully accepted that Miklan has gone off the deep end and absolutely ''snaps'' when Miklan accuses him of being spoiled.

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* Shepard gives a particularly vicious one to the Citadel Council in Chapter 36 of ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10804452/1/Mass-Effect-Synthesis Mass Effect: Synthesis]]'' shortly before they are executed for attempted genocide against a Reaper-allied humanity using a bio-engineered plague made from experimenting on human slaves purchased from the Batarians.
-->'''Esheel''': You babarian!\\
'''Shepard''': [pause] I dismiss that claim. Though, the term applies to you.\\
'''Tevos''': How?\\
'''Shepard''': You admitted to employing tier two weapons of mass destruction in an effort to exterminate my species. According to your records, such an action was banned approximately 1500 Thessian years ago. Additionally, you maintain that slavery is against Council law, but once again you show your barbarism, knowingly purchasing slaves for the development of a WMD. But also, you knowingly allied Council associate members to continue the practice. You, Councilors, are barbarians playing at civilization. You accept the laws that make civilization when they support you, but the instant they don't, you look the other way because that is more convenient to you. I, however, have not forsaken any of my rules. So which one of us is barbaric?\\
'''Esheel''': You cannot do this!\\
'''Shepard''': Of course I can.\\
[Esheel is executed on the spot.]\\
'''Shepard''': Nothing further, Tevos?\\
'''Tevos''': [weakly] Why?\\
'''Shepard''': Why what?\\
'''Tevos''': Why any of this? No matter what Saren would have had us believe, it's obvious we never had a chance.\\
'''Shepard''': Your probes hit many of our colony worlds. Every human man, woman, and child on all of those worlds died. The CEumans didn't but that was due to outside interference. Those humans were civilians. Farmers, crafters, merchants, people who just wanted to live their own lives. They never would have taken up arms against you. Their worldview, like most humans, was much simpler. Live and let live. You destroyed that. You killed them. I am Marshall Shepard Harbinger. I am the head of the Systems Alliance's military and it is my job to see to the protection of Systems Alliance colonies. Your attack probes meant I had failed. I take that failure personally and so, for those who cannot seek justice for themselves, the Systems Alliance has taken up arms. Your worlds will burn, your people will fall, because you barbarians of the Council willfully used weapons of mass destruction on civilian targets. You were never fit to rule.
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* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/20905142 Consequences]]'' is pretty much nothing but [[MamaBear Inko Midoriya]] giving Bakugo one long TheReasonYouSuckSpeech after Deku is DrivenToSuicide by Bakugo's bullying.
-->'''Inko:''' You know... My little Izuku was all I had ever since his father went abroad. He was always smiling, full of happiness, gets excited on hero news. Then the moment came when he met you, he thought you were so cool with your explosive quirk. That you'd make an amazing hero with it. His world seemingly brightened even more the moment you came to his life. Izuku just wanted to be friends with you. He was so fond of you that-- that he kept on rambling about you. Everyday, every night. Every moment that he found an opportunity to talk to me about your awesomeness. But then you were heartless. He knew [[IHaveNoSon his father cut off all his ties with him]] the moment the doctor announced his quirklessness. The harsh realization of it caused him great sadness. [[SarcasmMode But that suffering was enough right?]] No! You and everybody had to rub it in his face of his disability or whatever you call it! [[IJustWantToHaveFriends All he wanted was to be friends with you!]] His desire to be friends with you put him on the edge of a cliff! And you pushed my Izuku, '''''my Izuku''''', sucking, destroying, and putting out the life out of him!! ''[[DisappointedInYou You could have done better as a person Katsuki.]]''
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'''Azula''': [[SarcasmMode What a surprise. The twelve-year old boy who happens to be the Spirit of Balance thinks revenge is bad.]] Now don't get me wrong, we both know I don't give an owl-rat's feather for what you want to do to the man. But the Avatar asked this of me, and right now I care a lot more about staying in his favor than yours. ''[pauses, then smiles]'' And if it's any consolation, you've actually made me very glad tonight.\\

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'''Azula''': [[SarcasmMode What a surprise. The twelve-year old boy who happens to be the Spirit of Balance thinks revenge is bad.]] Now don't get me wrong, we both know I don't give an owl-rat's feather for what you want to do to the man. But the Avatar asked this of me, and right now I care a lot more about staying in his favor than yours. ''[pauses, (''pauses, then smiles]'' smiles'') And if it's any consolation, you've actually made me very glad tonight.\\



'''Katara''': ''[launches a water whip at Azula, who dodges]'' Don't you ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis dare]]''. Claim that I'm ''anything'' like you!\\

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'''Katara''': ''[launches (''launches a water whip at Azula, who dodges]'' dodges'') Don't you ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis dare]]''. Claim that I'm ''anything'' like you!\\



'''Azula''': But maybe it's because he's Fire Nation military. So obviously he's an evil, evil man who probably kicks puppy-doves and steals sweets from children. I mean, that's what we all do, isn't it? The big, bad Fire Nation?\\

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'''Azula''': But maybe it's because he's Fire Nation military. So obviously obviously, he's an evil, evil man who probably kicks puppy-doves and steals sweets from children. I mean, that's what we all do, isn't it? The big, bad Fire Nation?\\



'''Katara''': '''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''' ''[bloodbends Azula into a submissive position, then summons a globe of water'' Tell me where Yon Rha [[PunctuatedForEmphasis is. Right. Now.]]\\
'''Azula''': ''[softly]'' Or else? ''[Katara hesitates, then releases Azula and sends the water back to the ground]'' Well, look at that. [[ThrowTheDogABone You're]] ''[[ThrowTheDogABone not]]'' [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre nearly as bad as me, after all]].

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'''Katara''': '''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''' ''[bloodbends (''bloodbends Azula into a submissive position, then [[KillItWithWater summons a globe of water'' water near her head]]'') Tell me where Yon Rha [[PunctuatedForEmphasis is. Right. Now.]]\\
'''Azula''': ''[softly]'' (''softly'') Or else? ''[Katara (''Katara hesitates, then releases Azula and sends the water back to the ground]'' ground'') Well, look at that. [[ThrowTheDogABone You're]] ''[[ThrowTheDogABone not]]'' [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre nearly as bad as me, after all]].
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* In ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' fanfic ''Fanfic/ResurrectedMemories'': Ember as Amberline delivers an ''epic'' one to Paulina after the latter tries one of her put downs.

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* In ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' fanfic ''Fanfic/ResurrectedMemories'': Ember as Amberline delivers an ''epic'' one to Paulina based off of Brian's RYSS to Connie in ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' after the latter tries one of her put downs.



* In the fanfic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9521841/6/Reign Reign]]'', Frieza gives a very scathing one to Vegeta. It also doubles with JerkassHasAPoint, considering Frieza is worse than Vegeta.

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* In the fanfic [[TheBadGuyWins fanfic]] ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9521841/6/Reign Reign]]'', Frieza gives a very scathing one to Vegeta. It also doubles with JerkassHasAPoint, considering Frieza is worse than Vegeta.

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* ''FanFic/DrawnWithTheNight'': When Celestia learns that Luna continued to invade Klein's mind and drive him mad, after Celestia promised that she and Equestria would leave him alone, she rips into her about violating her trust, continuing to assault someone she wronged in an area she can remain hidden and where he can't protect himself, and for doing it all in her name. By the end, Luna is left a quivering, crying, mess.

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* ''FanFic/DrawnWithTheNight'': ''Fanfic/ADiplomaticVisit'': Used twice in chapter 4 of the second sequel, ''Diplomacy Through Schooling''.
** Twilight gives Neighsay a quite pointed one when he comes to complain about her plans for her school, on the grounds that his reasoning is thinly disguised prejudice and racism.
** Blueblood later lets loose on him with an even harsher one when the chancellor comes to him for help in stopping Twilight.
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When Celestia learns that Luna continued to invade Klein's mind and drive him mad, after Celestia promised that she and Equestria would leave him alone, she rips into her about violating her trust, continuing to assault someone she wronged in an area she can remain hidden and where he can't protect himself, and for doing it all in her name. By the end, Luna is left a quivering, crying, mess.

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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4520403/10/The-Dungeon-Books The Dungeon Books]]'', [[ManipulativeBastard Dumbledore]] gets one from the entire Order of the Phoenix, including people who had previously been utterly loyal, when he says that because Harry grew up in a loving adoptive home instead of at the Dursleys' [[spoiler:he has gone Dark and must be killed]].

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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4520403/10/The-Dungeon-Books The Dungeon Books]]'', when [[ManipulativeBastard Dumbledore]] gets one from the entire Order of the Phoenix, including people who had previously been utterly loyal, when he says that because Harry grew up in a loving adoptive home instead of at the Dursleys' [[spoiler:he has gone Dark and must be killed]].killed]], he gets one of these from Sirius, and then from Snape, and then from Molly, after which the order unanimously expels him.



* In ''FanFic/TheVerySecretDiary'', Tom Riddle doles these out like candy to Ginny [[BreakThemByTalking in order to destroy her]]. Ginny herself doles out a particularly biting one to him after deducing his past. Its all the more remarkable considering her mind has been enthralled to Tom's sick whims by this point.

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* In ''FanFic/TheVerySecretDiary'', Tom Riddle doles these out like candy to Ginny [[BreakThemByTalking in order to destroy her]]. Ginny herself doles out a particularly biting one to him after deducing his past. Its It's all the more remarkable considering her mind has been enthralled to Tom's sick whims by this point.



* In ''Fanfic/ThePowerOfSeven'', Dumbledore receives one from the spirit of Lily Potter when he summons her with the Resurrection Stone, only for Lily to criticise everything he's done in regards to Harry's upbringing.

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* In ''Fanfic/ThePowerOfSeven'', Dumbledore receives one from the spirit of Lily Potter when he summons her with the Resurrection Stone, only for Lily to criticise criticize everything he's done in regards to Harry's upbringing.

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