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* {{Catchphrase}}: There's "order up", "barnacles", and my favorite, "I'm ready!"

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* {{Catchphrase}}: CharacterCatchphrase: There's "order up", "barnacles", and my favorite, "I'm ready!"
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* BerserkButton: I may be a simple sponge with a good heart, but do ''NOT'' take advantage of my kindness. Squidward (and even Mr. Krabs) just ''had'' to learn this the hard way.

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* BerserkButton: I may be a simple sponge with a good heart, but do ''NOT'' take advantage of my kindness. Boy, Squidward (and even Mr. Krabs) just ''had'' to learn this the hard way.
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** Winning truckloads of cash and becoming impossibly rich caused me to become a big fancy snob and even forget Patrick was my best pal. It didn't last long as all the friends I'd made only liked me for my money.

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** Winning truckloads of cash and becoming impossibly rich caused me to become a big fancy snob and even forget Patrick was my best pal. It didn't last long as all the friends I'd made only liked me for my money. I don't want a rich and fancy life if it makes me forget who my real best friend is.
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* TheDitz: Me? Dumb? Nah. Maybe I'm a bit naï ve, but I'm nowhere near dumb.

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* TheDitz: Me? Dumb? Nah. Maybe I'm a bit naï ve, naïve, but I'm nowhere near dumb.
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After an ''amazing day'' at work, I go home and hang out with Patrick. We play all the time! We love blowing bubbles, playing tag, jellyfishing, and so much more! I'm also friends with Sandy Cheeks, and we ''love'' to play karate, or should I say, ''KA-RA-TAY!'' She's so sweet and kind. All of my friends are so sweet and kind! I also love feeding my pet snail Gary. Gary's also one of my best friends, even if he can't talk.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! On land, you weird-looking humans turned my adventures into [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants a cartoon]] on Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} (I really love those!) AND I'M THE STAR! Even though I'm not a starfish. But I don't really like bragging. And of course, if you're reading this page, you should read it in Creator/TomKenny's voice, or for Spanish speaking users, Creator/LuisCarreno!

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After an ''amazing day'' at work, I go home and hang out with Patrick. We play all the time! We love blowing bubbles, playing tag, jellyfishing, and so much more! I'm also friends with Sandy Cheeks, and we ''love'' to play karate, or should I say, ''KA-RA-TAY!'' She's so sweet and kind. All of my friends are so sweet and kind! I also love feeding my pet snail snail, Gary. Gary's also one of my best friends, even if he can't talk.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! On land, you weird-looking humans turned my adventures into [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants a cartoon]] on Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} (I really love those!) AND I'M THE STAR! Even though I'm not a starfish. But I don't really like bragging. And of course, if you're reading this page, you should read it in Creator/TomKenny's voice, or for Spanish speaking Spanish-speaking users, Creator/LuisCarreno!



* AllLovingHero: I really love everything and everyone! Do you wanna hang out? We can play tag, and blow bubbles, and jellyfish…

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* AllLovingHero: I really love everything and everyone! Do you wanna hang out? We can play tag, and blow bubbles, and jellyfish…



** I promise to do my best to keep the krabby patty formula away from Plankton! And one time when I made a bet with Squidward to not cry for the rest of the day, I managed to hold in my tears all the way until midnight!

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** I promise to do my best to keep the krabby Krabby patty formula away from Plankton! And one time when I made a bet with Squidward to not cry for the rest of the day, I managed to hold in my tears all the way until midnight!



** I can be really civilized, super fancy and well-organized, but sometimes I just care about having fun!

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** I can be really civilized, super fancy fancy, and well-organized, but sometimes I just care about having fun!



* TheDitz: Me? Dumb? Nah. Maybe I'm a bit naïve, but I'm nowhere near dumb.

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* TheDitz: Me? Dumb? Nah. Maybe I'm a bit naïve, naï ve, but I'm nowhere near dumb.



* DoingItForTheArt: I don't work for at the Krusty Krab for money (Mr. Krabs hardly pays me and Squidward anyways), I just love making good Krabby Patties and making everyone happy!

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* DoingItForTheArt: I don't work for at the Krusty Krab for money (Mr. Krabs hardly pays me and Squidward anyways), I just love making good Krabby Patties and making everyone happy!



* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: My original laugh sounded low and deep instead of the high pitched one everyone knows me for.

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* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: My original laugh sounded low and deep instead of the high pitched high-pitched one everyone knows me for.



** It's true that I often feel concern and worry for Squidward at times, such as when he fainted when I invited him to stay at the pineapple when his house burnt down, when he didn't make it out of Hotel Halibut when we were forced to evacuate, and not to mention that Sunday when I tried to get his Sunday papers for him and he called me and Patrick out for stealing his pedicure, and I tried to apologize and offer him a cake as a present. Emphasis on try.

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** It's true that I often feel concern concerned and worry for Squidward at times, such as when he fainted when I invited him to stay at the pineapple when his house burnt down, down when he didn't make it out of Hotel Halibut when we were forced to evacuate, and not to mention that Sunday when I tried to get his Sunday papers for him and he called me and Patrick out for stealing his pedicure, and I tried to apologize and offer him a cake as a present. Emphasis on try.



* ExtremeDoormat: Some people like Plankton say I'm this on occasions. Well, I'm a sponge. I just don't see any reason to be mean.

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* ExtremeDoormat: Some people like Plankton say I'm this on occasions.occasion. Well, I'm a sponge. I just don't see any reason to be mean.



** I also accidentally destroyed the entry of Bubble Buddy's home town, Bubble Town, after getting bubble soap in my eyes.

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** I also accidentally destroyed the entry of Bubble Buddy's home town, hometown, Bubble Town, after getting bubble soap in my eyes.



* {{Flanderization}}: Boy, I've become a LOT more naïve and eccentric over the years. And I also let everyone [[ExtremeDoormat walk over me more]]! Squidward says the whole town ended up acting a lot more unusual than normal, but me and everyone else calmed down after a while. Maybe Plankton did it?

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* {{Flanderization}}: Boy, I've become a LOT more naïve and eccentric over the years. And I also let everyone [[ExtremeDoormat walk over me more]]! Squidward says the whole town ended up acting a lot more unusual than normal, but me I and everyone else calmed down after a while. Maybe Plankton did it?



* GoodWithNumbers: If you need change for a dollar, do you want 4 quarters? Or 10 dimes? Or 20 nickels? Or 100 pennies? Or 1 quarter, 3 dimes, 7 nickels and 10 pennies?

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* GoodWithNumbers: If you need change for a dollar, do you want 4 quarters? Or 10 dimes? Or 20 nickels? Or 100 pennies? Or 1 quarter, 3 dimes, 7 nickels nickels, and 10 pennies?



* GrewASpine: The time Gary got addicted to Snail Bites and I couldn't help but give him more and more until there's none left in the world, Patrick taught me the best way to make him stop was to firmly say "no!"

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* GrewASpine: The time Gary got addicted to Snail Bites and I couldn't help but give him more and more until there's there was none left in the world, Patrick taught me the best way to make him stop was to firmly say "no!"



* HeterosexualLifePartners: Patrick is my best friend in the whole wide world! Also my best friend is Squidward!

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* HeterosexualLifePartners: Patrick is my best friend in the whole wide world! Also Also, my best friend is Squidward!



* JerkassBall: Looking back, I do regret the times I've become a massive jerk towards the people I care about. [[NeverLiveItDown I still feel bad about what I did to Gary after I adopted Fluffy as a friend for Gary]]. Fluffy was the ''real'' bad boy and I should've known it!

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* JerkassBall: Looking back, I do regret the times I've become a massive jerk towards toward the people I care about. [[NeverLiveItDown I still feel bad about what I did to Gary after I adopted Fluffy as a friend for Gary]]. Fluffy was the ''real'' bad boy and I should've known it!



* KindheartedCatLover: Snail lover, actually, wonder what you mean by that. But I do love my pet snail Gary!

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* KindheartedCatLover: Snail lover, actually, wonder what you mean by that. But I do love my pet snail snail, Gary!



* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: Nice as I may seem, when there are moments that seem far too uptight, then be prepared for me to go full-on serious mode.

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* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: Nice as I may seem, but when there are moments that seem far too uptight, then be prepared for me to go full-on serious mode.



* RageBreakingPoint: Though I'm usually a good guy, when things don't go my way that's when I BLOW MY TOP!

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* RageBreakingPoint: Though I'm usually a good guy, guy when things don't go my way that's when I BLOW MY TOP!



* SignatureLaugh: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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* SignatureLaugh: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!DAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAH!



* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: I [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle remember encountering]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}} Mermaid Man]][[note]]'''Aquaman''': It's Aquaman! Not Mermaid Man or Ocean Man![[/note]]. He wanted to stop me from saving Bikini Bottom from the clutches of Plankton because he thinks I was the one destroying it. [[spoiler: If only I could have stopped him from attacking me, we might been great buddies. Sorry Water Man. I hope you enjoy my drawn tombstone for you.]]

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* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: I [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle remember encountering]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}} Mermaid Man]][[note]]'''Aquaman''': It's Aquaman! Not Mermaid Man or Ocean Man![[/note]]. He wanted to stop me from saving Bikini Bottom from the clutches of Plankton because he thinks I was the one destroying it. [[spoiler: If only I could have stopped him from attacking me, we might might've been great buddies. Sorry Water Man. I hope you enjoy my drawn tombstone for you.]]
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* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: I [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle remember encountering]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}} Mermaid Man]][[note]]'''Aquaman''': It's Aquaman! Not Mermaid Man or Ocean Man![[/note]]. He wanted to stop me from saving Bikini Bottom from the crutches of Plankton because he thinks I was the one destroying it. [[spoiler: If only I could have stopped him from attacking me, we might been great buddies. Sorry Water Man. I hope you enjoy my drawn tombstone for you.]]

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* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: I [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle remember encountering]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}} Mermaid Man]][[note]]'''Aquaman''': It's Aquaman! Not Mermaid Man or Ocean Man![[/note]]. He wanted to stop me from saving Bikini Bottom from the crutches clutches of Plankton because he thinks I was the one destroying it. [[spoiler: If only I could have stopped him from attacking me, we might been great buddies. Sorry Water Man. I hope you enjoy my drawn tombstone for you.]]
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* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: I [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle remember encountering]] [[WesternAnimations/{{Superfriends}} Mermaid Man]][[note]]'''Aquaman''': It's Aquaman! Not Mermaid Man or Ocean Man![[/note]]. He wanted to stop me from saving Bikini Bottom from the crutches of Plankton because he thinks I was the one destroying it. [[spoiler: If only I could have stopped him from attacking me, we might been great buddies. Sorry Water Man. I hope you enjoy my drawn tombstone for you.]]

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* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: I [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle remember encountering]] [[WesternAnimations/{{Superfriends}} [[WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}} Mermaid Man]][[note]]'''Aquaman''': It's Aquaman! Not Mermaid Man or Ocean Man![[/note]]. He wanted to stop me from saving Bikini Bottom from the crutches of Plankton because he thinks I was the one destroying it. [[spoiler: If only I could have stopped him from attacking me, we might been great buddies. Sorry Water Man. I hope you enjoy my drawn tombstone for you.]]
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* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: I [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle remember encountering]] [[WesternAnimations/{{Superfriends}} Mermaid Man]][[note]]'''Aquaman''': It's Aquaman! Not Mermaid Man or Ocean Man![[/note]]. He wanted to stop me from saving Bikini Bottom from the crutches of Plankton because he thinks I was the one destroying it. [[spoiler: If only I could have stopped him from attacking me, we might been great buddies. Sorry Water Man. I hope you enjoy my drawn tombstone for you.]]
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BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! On land, you weird-looking humans turned my adventures into [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants a cartoon]] on Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} (I really love those!) AND I'M THE STAR! Even though I'm not a starfish. But I don't really like bragging. And of course, if you're reading this page, you should read it in Creator/TomKenny's voice!

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BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! On land, you weird-looking humans turned my adventures into [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants a cartoon]] on Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} (I really love those!) AND I'M THE STAR! Even though I'm not a starfish. But I don't really like bragging. And of course, if you're reading this page, you should read it in Creator/TomKenny's voice!voice, or for Spanish speaking users, Creator/LuisCarreno!
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Good morning, Wiki/TVTropes and all who inhabit it! My name is [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsSpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]]! I live in Bikini Bottom in a pineapple with my pet snail Gary! I also work at the Krusty Krab with my fantastic boss Mr. Krabs and my neighbor Squidward! I see you also got him on [[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles this page]], too! [[note]]'''[[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles Squidward]]:''' NO! Don't you ''dare'' leave your page, [=SpongeBob=]! I mean, I don't leave ''mine!''[[/note]]

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Good morning, Wiki/TVTropes Website/TVTropes and all who inhabit it! My name is [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsSpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]]! I live in Bikini Bottom in a pineapple with my pet snail Gary! I also work at the Krusty Krab with my fantastic boss Mr. Krabs and my neighbor Squidward! I see you also got him on [[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles this page]], too! [[note]]'''[[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles Squidward]]:''' NO! Don't you ''dare'' leave your page, [=SpongeBob=]! I mean, I don't leave ''mine!''[[/note]]
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** I also accidentally destroyed the entry of BubbleBuddy's home town "BubbleTown" after getting bubble soap in my eyes.

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** I also accidentally destroyed the entry of BubbleBuddy's Bubble Buddy's home town "BubbleTown" town, Bubble Town, after getting bubble soap in my eyes.



* {{Flanderization}}: Boy, I ended up a LOT more naïve and eccentric for a few years. And I also let everyone [[ExtremeDoormat walk over me more]]! Squidward says the whole town ended up acting a lot more unusual than normal, but me and everyone else calmed down after a while. Maybe Plankton did it?

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* {{Flanderization}}: Boy, I ended up I've become a LOT more naïve and eccentric for a few over the years. And I also let everyone [[ExtremeDoormat walk over me more]]! Squidward says the whole town ended up acting a lot more unusual than normal, but me and everyone else calmed down after a while. Maybe Plankton did it?



* GoodWithNumbers: Do you want 4 quarters? Or 10 dimes? Or 20 nickels? Or 100 pennies? Or 1 quarter, 3 dimes, 7 nickels and 10 pennies?

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* GoodWithNumbers: Do If you need change for a dollar, do you want 4 quarters? Or 10 dimes? Or 20 nickels? Or 100 pennies? Or 1 quarter, 3 dimes, 7 nickels and 10 pennies?
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* NiceHat: I always wear one at the Krusty Krab!
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Good morning, Wiki/TVTropes and all who inhabit it! My name is [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsSpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]]! I live in Bikini Bottom in a pineapple with my pet snail Gary! I also work at the Krusty Krab with my fantastic boss Mr. Krabs and my neighbor Squidward! I see you also got him on [[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles this page]], too! [[note]]'''[[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles Squidward]]:''' NO! Don't you ''dare'' leave your page, [=SpongeBob=]! I mean, I don't leave ''mine''![[/note]]

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Good morning, Wiki/TVTropes and all who inhabit it! My name is [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsSpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]]! I live in Bikini Bottom in a pineapple with my pet snail Gary! I also work at the Krusty Krab with my fantastic boss Mr. Krabs and my neighbor Squidward! I see you also got him on [[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles this page]], too! [[note]]'''[[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles Squidward]]:''' NO! Don't you ''dare'' leave your page, [=SpongeBob=]! I mean, I don't leave ''mine''![[/note]]
''mine!''[[/note]]



Well, that's about all you need to know about me! Thank you so much for reading and be sure to visit Squidward's page when and if you have any spare time! Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go and get back to work flipping those patties.

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Well, that's about all you need to know about me! Thank you so much for reading and be sure to visit [[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles Squidward's page page]] when and if you have any spare time! Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go and get back to work flipping those patties.
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* ObliviousToHatred: What do you mean Squidward hates me?

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* ObliviousToHatred: What do you mean Squidward hates me?me? [[DoubleSubversion Oh, you mean that? Don't worry, it's no big deal.]]
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Good morning, Wiki/TVTropes and all who inhabit it! My name is [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsSpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]]! I live in Bikini Bottom in a pineapple with my pet snail Gary! I also work at the Krusty Krab with my fantastic boss Mr. Krabs and my neighbor Squidward! I see you also got him on [[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles this page]], too! [[note]]'''[[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles Squidward]]:''' NO! Don't you ''dare'' leave your page, [[=SpongeBob=]]! I mean, I don't leave ''mine''![[/note]]

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Good morning, Wiki/TVTropes and all who inhabit it! My name is [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsSpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]]! I live in Bikini Bottom in a pineapple with my pet snail Gary! I also work at the Krusty Krab with my fantastic boss Mr. Krabs and my neighbor Squidward! I see you also got him on [[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles this page]], too! [[note]]'''[[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles Squidward]]:''' NO! Don't you ''dare'' leave your page, [[=SpongeBob=]]! [=SpongeBob=]! I mean, I don't leave ''mine''![[/note]]



BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! On land, you weird-looking humans turned my adventures into a cartoon on Creator/Nickelodeon (I really love those!) AND I'M THE STAR! Even though I'm not a starfish. But I don't really like bragging. And of course, if you're reading this page, you should read it in Creator/TomKenny's voice!

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BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! On land, you weird-looking humans turned my adventures into [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants a cartoon cartoon]] on Creator/Nickelodeon Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} (I really love those!) AND I'M THE STAR! Even though I'm not a starfish. But I don't really like bragging. And of course, if you're reading this page, you should read it in Creator/TomKenny's voice!

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Well, that's about all you need to know about me! Thank you so much for reading and be sure to visit Squidward's page when and if you have any spare time! Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go and get back to work flipping those patties.

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Well, that's about all you need to know about me! Thank you so much for reading and be sure to visit Squidward's page when and if you have any spare time! Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go and get back to work flipping those patties.patties.
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* EveryoneHasStandards: Sure I'm determined to keep the Krabby Patty secret formula from Plankton, but when Mr. Krabs kept scaring him with his fear of whales, I didn't like it and called him out! Too bad I scared off Plankton at the end of the episode while Mr. Krabs [[KarmaHoudini completely got away with it!]] Sorry, everyone! ("Frankendoodle" taught me to watch my {{Practical Joke}}s, too.)

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* EveryoneHasStandards: EveryoneHasStandards:
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Sure I'm determined to keep the Krabby Patty secret formula from Plankton, but when Mr. Krabs kept scaring him with his fear of whales, I didn't like it and called him out! Too bad I scared off Plankton at the end of the episode while Mr. Krabs [[KarmaHoudini completely got away with it!]] Sorry, everyone! ("Frankendoodle" taught me to watch my {{Practical Joke}}s, too.))
** It's true that I often feel concern and worry for Squidward at times, such as when he fainted when I invited him to stay at the pineapple when his house burnt down, when he didn't make it out of Hotel Halibut when we were forced to evacuate, and not to mention that Sunday when I tried to get his Sunday papers for him and he called me and Patrick out for stealing his pedicure, and I tried to apologize and offer him a cake as a present. Emphasis on try.
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Good morning, Wiki/TVTropes and all who inhabit it! My name is [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsSpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]]! I live in Bikini Bottom in a pineapple with my pet snail Gary! I also work at the Krusty Krab with my fantastic boss, Mr. Krabs and my friend Squidward! I see you got him on [[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles this page]]. (Squidward: NOOOOOO! Don't you ''dare'' leave your page! I mean, I don't leave ''mine''!) After an ''amazing day'' at work, I go home and hang out with Patrick. We play all the time! We love blowing bubbles, playing tag, jellyfishing, and so much more! I'm also friends with Sandy Cheeks, and we ''love'' to play karate, or should I say, ka-ra-tay! She's so sweet and kind. All of my friends are so sweet and kind! I also love feeding my pet snail Gary. Gary's also one of my best friends, even if he can't talk.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! On the land, you humans turned my adventures into a cartoon on Nick (I really love those!) AND I'M THE STAR! Even though I'm not a starfish. But I don't really like bragging. And of course, if you're reading this page, you should read it in Creator/TomKenny's voice!


!!T is for Tropes that apply to me!

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\nGood morning, Wiki/TVTropes and all who inhabit it! My name is [[Characters/SpongeBobSquarePantsSpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]]! I live in Bikini Bottom in a pineapple with my pet snail Gary! I also work at the Krusty Krab with my fantastic boss, boss Mr. Krabs and my friend neighbor Squidward! I see you also got him on [[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles this page]]. (Squidward: NOOOOOO! page]], too! [[note]]'''[[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles Squidward]]:''' NO! Don't you ''dare'' leave your page! page, [[=SpongeBob=]]! I mean, I don't leave ''mine''!) ''mine''![[/note]]

After an ''amazing day'' at work, I go home and hang out with Patrick. We play all the time! We love blowing bubbles, playing tag, jellyfishing, and so much more! I'm also friends with Sandy Cheeks, and we ''love'' to play karate, or should I say, ka-ra-tay! ''KA-RA-TAY!'' She's so sweet and kind. All of my friends are so sweet and kind! I also love feeding my pet snail Gary. Gary's also one of my best friends, even if he can't talk.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! On the land, you weird-looking humans turned my adventures into a cartoon on Nick Creator/Nickelodeon (I really love those!) AND I'M THE STAR! Even though I'm not a starfish. But I don't really like bragging. And of course, if you're reading this page, you should read it in Creator/TomKenny's voice!


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!!T is for Tropes that apply to me!me-ee!



** Being in that Krusty Krab commercial sure got into my head. I only appeared in the commercial for only a few seconds when the commercial only lasted around 3 minutes.
** Winning truckloads of cash and becoming impossibly rich caused me to become fancy snob. It didn't last long as all the friends I've made only liked me for wanting my cash.
* AllLovingHero: I really love everything and everyone! Do you want to be my friend? We can play tag, and blow bubbles, and jellyfish....

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** Being in that Krusty Krab commercial sure ''kinda'' got into to my head. I only appeared in the commercial for only a few seconds when the commercial only lasted around 3 minutes.
three minutes. I don't think that many people even remembered seeing me.
** Winning truckloads of cash and becoming impossibly rich caused me to become a big fancy snob. snob and even forget Patrick was my best pal. It didn't last long as all the friends I've I'd made only liked me for wanting my cash.
money.
* AllLovingHero: I really love everything and everyone! Do you want to be my friend? wanna hang out? We can play tag, and blow bubbles, and jellyfish....jellyfish…



* AnnoyingLaugh: What do you mean annoying?
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: I will admit....Hey, a cookie!

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* AnnoyingLaugh: What do you mean annoying?
mean… "annoying"?
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: I will admit....Hey, admit that I can be distracted sometimes, but... oh, hey, a cookie!



* BadassAdorable: I've saved the world on many occasions and I'm the master of ka-ra-tay! Okay, I'm not as good as Sandy or that Liu Kang guy, but I still count.

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* BadassAdorable: I've even saved the world on many occasions quite a few occasions, and I'm the master ''master'' of ka-ra-tay! KA-RA-TAY! Okay, so I'm not as good as Sandy or that Liu Kang guy, but I still count.gotta count, right?



* BerserkButton: I may be a kind little sponge, but do ''NOT'' take advantage of my kindness. Squidward (and also Mr. Krabs) learned this the hard way.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: I don't usually get angry, but when I do, watch out. I even choked the life out of Mr. Krabs for not hiring Squidward back over a dime.
* BornLucky: I don't wanna brag...but good things always seem to happen to me at random.

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* BerserkButton: I may be a kind little sponge, simple sponge with a good heart, but do ''NOT'' take advantage of my kindness. Squidward (and also even Mr. Krabs) learned just ''had'' to learn this the hard way.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: I don't usually ''usually'' get angry, but when I do, watch out. I even choked the life out of Mr. Krabs for not hiring Squidward back over a dime.
* BornLucky: Now, I don't wanna brag...''brag'' or anything… but good things always usually seem to happen to me at random.random. Guess a positive attitude goes a long way!



** I had plenty of moments that have broken me. Like that customer who yelled at me over not getting a drink, Squidward playing that nasty April Fool's prank on me ([[ZigZaggingTrope though my bawling helped with a counter-prank]]), the time Gary ran away from home, and when I got fired on occasions.
** I also felt very hurt when all my friends called me... (grunt) "Idiot Boy"!

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** I had plenty of moments Yeah, it's happened. There was that have broken me. Like that mean customer who yelled at me over not getting a drink, Squidward playing that nasty April Fool's prank on me ([[ZigZaggingTrope though my bawling helped with a counter-prank]]), the time Gary ran away from home, and when I even got fired on occasions.
once or twice!
** I also felt very hurt when all my friends called me... me… (grunt) "Idiot Boy"!



** I've taken and failed my boating test 38... no, wait... 39 times!

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** I've taken and failed my boating test 38... thirty-eight… no, wait... 39 times!wait… thirty-''nine'' times! Wait, that was from a while ago. Now, it's… gimme a second to count… oh. That's a lot.



** And when Squidward insulted my artwork, I lost my creative genius and can only do by the book.

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** And when Squidward insulted my artwork, I lost my creative genius and can could only do it by the book.



* CaptainOblivious: Oblivious? I don't know what that word means. But now that you mention it, I might have heard Squidward call me oblivious before, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint so it must be a compliment!]] Thanks, Squiddy, old pal!

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* CaptainOblivious: Oblivious? I don't know what that word means. But now that you mention it, I might have heard Squidward call me oblivious before, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint so it must be a compliment!]] Thanks, Squiddy, old pal!pal![[note]]'''[[SelfDemonstrating/SquidwardTentacles Squidward]]:''' Go away![[/note]]



* {{Catchphrase}}: I'm ready! Also, Order up! And, Barnacles!
* ChasteToons: Did you know I have three nephews?

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* {{Catchphrase}}: I'm ready! Also, Order up! And, Barnacles!
There's "order up", "barnacles", and my favorite, "I'm ready!"
* ChasteToons: Did you know I have three not one, not two, but ''three'' whole nephews?



* ChildProdigy: I made my first Krabby Patty when I was a baby!
* ClassClown: You got to be kidding me. I'm a very decent student. Just ask Mrs. Puff! She knows best!

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* ChildProdigy: I made my very first Krabby Patty back when I was a baby!
baby.
* ClassClown: You got to What? You've gotta be kidding me. I'm me! I'll have you know that I am [[BlatantLies indeed]] a very ''very'' decent student. Just ask Mrs. Puff! Puff. She knows best!



** I also fell in love with a Krabby Patty. It was too perfect to eat.
* CompetitionFreak: I was so competitive that I didn't want Squidward to win the Employee of the Month.
* CorruptTheCutie: I get easily manipulated by a lot of bad guys, especially Plankton when he tries to use me to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.

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** I also fell in love with a Krabby Patty. It was too perfect to eat.
eat. It was weird, now that I think about it.
* CompetitionFreak: I was got so competitive that I didn't want Squidward to win the Employee of the Month.
Month award.
* CorruptTheCutie: I get easily I've gotten manipulated by a lot of bad guys, especially Plankton when he tries he's tried to use me to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.formula. Rude!



* {{Determinator}}: Nothing will stop me from performing my duty for the Krusty Krab, whether it's delivering a pizza or saving Mr. Krabs from execution! And no matter how long it takes and how much destruction I may cause, nothing will stop me from getting my boating license!

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* {{Determinator}}: Nothing will stop me from performing my duty for the Krusty Krab, whether it's delivering a pizza or saving Mr. Krabs from an execution! And no matter how long it takes and (and how much destruction I may cause, cause), nothing will stop me from getting my boating license!



* DependingOnTheWriter: Writers sure have a hard time portraying me in some episodes.
** For my popularity, the citizens of Bikini Bottom either like me for my kind nature or hate me for being a big goof. Sometimes, they don't even know me.
** When it comes to my fry cooking skills, everyone sees me as a celebrity chef or just a lowly fry cook.
** In the older episodes, I'm good enough to hold my own against Sandy in KA-RA-TAE (and even beat her), but in most newer episodes, Sandy usually wins... [[CurbStompBattle Easily.]]
** I can be smart in some episodes, but not so much in other ones.
** I can be either really civilized and super fancy in some episodes, but in other ones I just care about having fun!
** In some episodes, I'm seen as too weak to even lift a twig with marshmallows as dumbbells, while in others, I'm strong enough to lift Mr. Krabs off his feet while grabbing him by the neck.
* TheDitz: Me? Dumb? Nah. Maybe I'm a bit naive, but I'm nowhere near dumb.

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* DependingOnTheWriter: Writers Huh. I guess writers sure have a hard time portraying me in some episodes.
sometimes.
** For my popularity, the citizens of Bikini Bottom either seem to like me for my kind nature or seem to hate me for being a big goof. Sometimes, they I don't think they even know me.
** When it comes to my fry cooking skills, everyone sees me as either a celebrity chef or just a lowly fry cook.
** In the older episodes, I'm past, I was good enough to hold my own against Sandy in KA-RA-TAE (and even beat her), but in most newer episodes, more recently, Sandy usually wins... [[CurbStompBattle Easily.easily.]]
** Sometimes I'm smart, sometimes… not so much?
** I can be smart in some episodes, but not so much in other ones.
** I can be either
really civilized and civilized, super fancy in some episodes, and well-organized, but in other ones sometimes I just care about having fun!
** In some episodes, Sometimes, I'm seen as too weak to even lift a twig with marshmallows as dumbbells, while in others, I'm but I've also been strong enough to to… lift Mr. Krabs off his feet while grabbing him by the neck.
neck. Wow.
* TheDitz: Me? Dumb? Nah. Maybe I'm a bit naive, naïve, but I'm nowhere near dumb.



** I got back at Squidward for treating me like his personal slave.

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** There was the time I got back at Squidward for treating me like his personal slave.



* DreadfulMusician: I claimed to be a master at the bassinet... apparently, I thought wrong.
* DrillSergeantNasty: I acted as this when training Gary for the Snail Olympics. Though I was too harsh on poor Gar-bear.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: I haven't earned my license....BUT I WILL SOMEDAY!
* DudeLooksLikeALady: I bet it's the eyelashes. Am I a pretty girl?

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* DreadfulMusician: I claimed to be a master at the bassinet... bassinet… apparently, I thought wrong.
wrong. I do way better on the ukelele, though!
* DrillSergeantNasty: I acted as this when training Gary for the Snail Olympics. Though I was too harsh on poor Gar-bear.
Gare-bear.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: I haven't earned my license....license… BUT I WILL ''WILL'' SOMEDAY!
* DudeLooksLikeALady: I bet it's the eyelashes. Am But do I look like a pretty girl? ''pretty'' lady?



* EasilyImpressed: I was impressed by Squidward reading a book.

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* EasilyImpressed: Oh, I was impressed by Squidward reading a book.book. Sure proud he knows how to spend his time.



* EveryoneHasStandards: Sure I'm determined to keep the Krabby Patty secret formula from Plankton, but when Mr. Krabs kept scaring him with his fear of whales, I didn't like it and called him out! Too bad I scared off Plankton at the end of the episode while Mr. Krabs [[KarmaHoudini got completely away with it!]] ("Frankendoodle" taught me to watch my {{Practical Joke}}s, too.)
* EvenTheLovingHeroHasHatedOnes: While I love everyone in Bikini Bottom, the only person I outright dislike is Bubble Bass because he made me lose my confidence when he said I forgot the pickles. Turns out later that he hid the pickles under his tongue to mock me! He even later sat on Plankton once!

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* EveryoneHasStandards: Sure I'm determined to keep the Krabby Patty secret formula from Plankton, but when Mr. Krabs kept scaring him with his fear of whales, I didn't like it and called him out! Too bad I scared off Plankton at the end of the episode while Mr. Krabs [[KarmaHoudini got completely got away with it!]] Sorry, everyone! ("Frankendoodle" taught me to watch my {{Practical Joke}}s, too.)
* EvenTheLovingHeroHasHatedOnes: While I love everyone in Bikini Bottom, the only person I outright dislike can't is Bubble Bass because he made me lose my confidence when he said I forgot the pickles. Turns out later that he hid the pickles under his tongue to mock me! He He's even later sat on Plankton once!once when he ''wasn't'' doing anything wrong!



** Once I spilled bubble soap in them to entertain some kids.

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** Once I spilled bubble soap in them to entertain some kids. They loved it!



** During the time I got "Stuck in the Winger", I caught a left black eye.
** I also accidentally destroyed the entry of BubbleBuddy's home town "BubbleTown" after getting bubble soap in my eyes.
* FelonyMisdemeanor: A customer ordered a medium soda and I gave him a LARGE! I GAVE HIM A LARGE! I soiled the good Krusty Krab name! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED- Why are you poking me? I mean it tickles, but you think I have an off switch or something?
* {{Flanderization}}: Boy, I ended up a LOT more naïve for a few years. And I also let everyone [[ExtremeDoormat walk over me more]]! Squidward says the whole town ended up acting a lot more unusual than normal, but me and everyone else calmed down after a while. Maybe Plankton did it?

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** During the time I got "Stuck in the Winger", Wringer", I caught a left black eye.
** I also accidentally destroyed the entry of BubbleBuddy's home town "BubbleTown" after getting bubble soap in my eyes.
eyes.
* FelonyMisdemeanor: A customer ordered a medium soda and I gave him a LARGE! I GAVE HIM A LARGE! I soiled the good Krusty Krab name! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED- Why SOILED-- hey, why are you poking me? I mean mean, it tickles, but what do you think I have mean by an off switch or something?
"off switch"?
* {{Flanderization}}: Boy, I ended up a LOT more naïve and eccentric for a few years. And I also let everyone [[ExtremeDoormat walk over me more]]! Squidward says the whole town ended up acting a lot more unusual than normal, but me and everyone else calmed down after a while. Maybe Plankton did it?



* GeniusDitz: I'm very good at math! 2 plus 2 is 4!

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* GeniusDitz: I'm very good at math! 2 plus 2 is 4!4, and 4 is 2… squared.



* IdiotHero: HEY!

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* IdiotHero: HEY!Hey, that's mean!



* JerkassBall: Looking back, I do regret the times I've become a massive jerk towards the people I care about. [[NeverLiveItDown I still feel bad about what I did to Gary after I adopted Fluffy as a friend for Gary]].

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* JerkassBall: Looking back, I do regret the times I've become a massive jerk towards the people I care about. [[NeverLiveItDown I still feel bad about what I did to Gary after I adopted Fluffy as a friend for Gary]]. Fluffy was the ''real'' bad boy and I should've known it!



* KindheartedCatLover: Snail lover, actually. I love my pet snail Gary!

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* KindheartedCatLover: Snail lover, actually. actually, wonder what you mean by that. But I do love my pet snail Gary!



* NiceGuy: Y'know what they say! To get respect, you need to give respect!

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* NiceGuy: Y'know You know what they say! To get respect, you need to give respect!



* PapaWolf: Don't mess with Gary!

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* PapaWolf: Don't mess with Gary! my Gare-bear!



* PrankGoneTooFar: I love pranks, but I'm not gonna go around being a {{sadist}} about it. (Squidward: Thank you for reminding me.) What? I never said anything about you!

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* PrankGoneTooFar: I love pranks, but I'm not gonna go around being a {{sadist}} about it. (Squidward: Thank you [[note]]'''Squidward:''' Yeah, yeah, thanks for reminding me.) [[/note]] What? I never said anything about you!



* SmallNameBigEgo: I tend to be full of myself at times.

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* SmallNameBigEgo: I tend to be full of myself at times. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Granted, I'm a sponge and I live underwater anyway.]]



Well, thats all you need to know about me. Thank you so much for reading and be sure to visit Squidward's page when and if you have any spare time. I got to go and get back to work flipping those patties.

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Well, thats that's about all you need to know about me. me! Thank you so much for reading and be sure to visit Squidward's page when and if you have any spare time. time! Now if you'll excuse me, I got to gotta go and get back to work flipping those patties.
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* {{Asexual}}: I mean, I ''am'' a sea sponge, so I reproduce by budding! Also, I don't really ''love'' girls, so yeah. Especially not a certain cute land squirrel...I'VE SAID TOO MUCH!!
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* GleefulAndGrumpyPairing: I'm the Gleeful to Squidward's Grumpy. I'm cheerful and optimistic, and I consider Squidward to be my close friend.
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* BefriendingTheEnemy: I've done this with Plankton before. Too bad it didn't work out.

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* BefriendingTheEnemy: I've done this with Plankton before. Too bad it didn't work out. Nevertheless, there's still some good in Plankton!
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* CaptainOblivious: Oblivious? I don't know what that word means. But now that you mention it, I might have heard Squidward call me oblivious before, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint so it must be a compliment!]]

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* CaptainOblivious: Oblivious? I don't know what that word means. But now that you mention it, I might have heard Squidward call me oblivious before, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint so it must be a compliment!]]compliment!]] Thanks, Squiddy, old pal!
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** Once I spilled bubble soap in them to entertain some kids. Another time, I accidentally got bubble soap in them and ended up popping Bubbletown.

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** Once I spilled bubble soap in them to entertain some kids. Another time, I accidentally got bubble soap in them and ended up popping Bubbletown.
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* EvenTheLovingHeroHasHatedOnes: While I love everyone in Bikini Bottom, the only person I outright dislike is Bubble Bass because he made me lose my confidence when he said I forgot the pickles. Turns out later that he hid the pickles under his the tongue to mock me! He even later sat on Plankton once!

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* EvenTheLovingHeroHasHatedOnes: While I love everyone in Bikini Bottom, the only person I outright dislike is Bubble Bass because he made me lose my confidence when he said I forgot the pickles. Turns out later that he hid the pickles under his the tongue to mock me! He even later sat on Plankton once!
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* EvenTheLovingHeroHasHatedOnes: While I love everyone in Binki Bottom, the only person I outright dislike is Bubble Bass because he made me lose my confidence when he said I forgot the pickles. Turns out later that he hid the pickles under his the tongue to mock me! He even later sat on Plankton once!

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* EvenTheLovingHeroHasHatedOnes: While I love everyone in Binki Bikini Bottom, the only person I outright dislike is Bubble Bass because he made me lose my confidence when he said I forgot the pickles. Turns out later that he hid the pickles under his the tongue to mock me! He even later sat on Plankton once!

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